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Denver
03-05-2018, 10:39 PM
IT’S been more than a decade yet I still struggle to shed the image of Rebecca Loos fondling a pig’s nether regions on TV.

But all of my worst nightmares could come true again as I can reveal that bonkers reality show The Farm is making a comeback.

The programme, which saw a group of celebs live and work on a farm, ran for two series between 2004 and 2005.

It featured the likes of Vanilla Ice, Paul Daniels, Keith Harris and Orville The Duck as they tried to be crowned Top Farmer.

But it was Rebecca Loos, David Beckham’s former PA and friend, who made headlines in the stand-out scene, when she had to “collect semen” from a pig for a task.

A TV source said: “Channel 5 is trying to distance the old show from this one but there will be a few viewers who tune in just to see if it’s similar. It’ll be a new ten-part series on 5Star this year.

Insiders claim Channel 5 is trying to distant itself from the 'old show' when they new ten-part series comes out later this year
“They’re hoping for some top names to do team and individual challenges to see who can most closely replicate the characteristics of the best farmers — patience, passion, resilience, adaptability and, most importantly, hard work.

“They’ll have to impress two of the UK’s top farmers to win the show.”

As long as they stay away from Mr Piggy’s tackle they can all have a trophy.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6205987/the-farm-comeback-channel-5-rebecca-loos/

RileyH
03-05-2018, 10:40 PM
the wot

LaLaLand
03-05-2018, 10:51 PM
YAAAAAAS! I'm ready.

Now all's we need is The Games back on C4 and we're good.

Barry.
03-05-2018, 10:55 PM
I liked the farm.

Rob!
03-05-2018, 10:57 PM
HOWLING if they're aiming for this to be their BB replacment.

LukeB
03-05-2018, 10:58 PM
I honestly don't know what this is?

well i can't remember it anyway

Denver
03-05-2018, 11:00 PM
the wot

I honestly don't know what this is?

well i can't remember it anyway

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Farm_(UK_TV_series)

RileyH
03-05-2018, 11:20 PM
Screaming @ some of the celebs omg

Marsh.
03-05-2018, 11:23 PM
the wot

I honestly don't know what this is?

well i can't remember it anyway

You've never heard of Rebecca Loos wanking the pig off?m

LukeB
03-05-2018, 11:23 PM
You've never heard of Rebecca Loos wanking the pig off?m

No :eyes:

RileyH
03-05-2018, 11:25 PM
You've never heard of Rebecca Loos wanking the pig off?m

Bitch the ****

LaLaLand
03-05-2018, 11:25 PM
bjmaggqWGQU

Iconic.

MB.
03-05-2018, 11:53 PM
there will be a few viewers who tune in

Well, at least they're not deluding themselves

Mitchell
04-05-2018, 03:14 AM
Gemma Collins milking a cow is coming girls

Alf
04-05-2018, 04:38 AM
You've never heard of Rebecca Loos wanking the pig off?mOr Ron Jeremy doing the hand-jive?

Marsh.
04-05-2018, 07:01 AM
Gemma Collins milking a cow is coming girlsGemma Collins IS the bloody cow.

RileyH
04-05-2018, 07:03 AM
Gemma Collins IS the bloody cow.

:joker:

arista
04-05-2018, 07:27 AM
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/nintchdbpict000002973230.jpg?strip=all&w=960
10 years back,
Rebecca Loos

they even had Live Feed , back then.

Alf
04-05-2018, 07:35 AM
Live feed on The Farm 10 years ago and they can't even have it on Big Brother today, that's progress for you.

arista
04-05-2018, 08:03 AM
It was free Ch5 online feed, Alf
10 years ago
things were not so complex

Jamie89
04-05-2018, 04:48 PM
YAAAAAAS! I'm ready.

Now all's we need is The Games back on C4 and we're good.

Yes! I loved The Games :clap1:

LaLaLand
04-05-2018, 04:58 PM
Yes! I loved The Games :clap1:

Was amazing wasn't it?

They axed it because "they'd run out of events to do" or some lame excuse but surely after this long break it'll be fresh and would be great just before Olympic season!

Had some great moments too, like when Mel C got her knee torn apart by bloomin' MISS WORLD in a Judo contest!? :hehe:

Jamie89
04-05-2018, 05:19 PM
Was amazing wasn't it?

They axed it because "they'd run out of events to do" or some lame excuse but surely after this long break it'll be fresh and would be great just before Olympic season!

Had some great moments too, like when Mel C got her knee torn apart by bloomin' MISS WORLD in a Judo contest!? :hehe:

Oh yeah I remember the Mel C drama!

I had no idea that was their reason for cancelling it, I just assumed it was ratings or something. It is a terrible excuse though considering they could just do the same events again (like they do in the actual Olympics :laugh: )