Butcher recieves a police warning for risque signs.

[Beso]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-43961019?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=soci al&ns_source=facebook&ns_campaign=bbcnews


I hope he doesnt get jailed my partner reckons she got the best stuffing shes ever had from him at xmas.

[Cherie]

When did people get so miserable :idc:

[Twosugars]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-43961019?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=facebook&ns_campaign=bbcnews


I hope he doesnt get jailed my partner reckons she got the best stuffing shes ever had from him at xmas.

did you ever get stuffing from him?

[Jack_]

I hope he doesnt get jailed my partner reckons she got the best stuffing shes ever had from him at xmas.

Open relationship, is it?

[smudgie]

Is this country really turning into such a humerlous miserable place?
Pathetic.
I would have his biggest sausage and a good stuffing to go with it.
Tenderised rump sounds delightful as well.:joker:

[Beso]

did you ever get stuffing from him?

No, but i would pop in for the occasional ham shank.

[Twosugars]

but that piece says there was no complaints
it's the health inspector that has a sense of humour bypass

[Alf]

Has he got any special stuff?

[Twosugars]

No, but i would pop in for the occasional ham shank.

you didn't taste his sausage? bet it's nice and filling

[Shaun]

The humour is childish but so is reporting it

[thesheriff443]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-43961019?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_source=facebook&ns_campaign=bbcnews


I hope he doesnt get jailed my partner reckons she got the best stuffing shes ever had from him at xmas.

Your partner has been all over the town looking a good stuffing, did he pluck your bird?

[Alf]

This thread has turned into an episode of "Are you being served", which is a plus.

[thesheriff443]

I would not give two ducks if it was me

[thesheriff443]

This thread has turned into an episode of "Are you being served", which is a plus.

I'm free

[kirklancaster]

but that piece says there was no complaints
it's the health inspector that has a sense of humour bypass

It was the local Chief Inspector of Police who instructed his men to advise the butcher Twosugars not the Health Inspector.

Sounds like a PC who is TOO PC. Has the miserable prick got NOTHING better to do?

[Twosugars]

Thanks Kirk. Must have misread.

[kirklancaster]

Thanks Kirk. Must have misread.

Wait until you're senile like me. Even SEEING the bloody print is getting harder. :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

Who was it actually hurting though?

I bet a fair few had a laugh about it out shopping or going into work. Pathetic to pull him up over something so silly and harmless

[kirklancaster]

My butcher is famous for his 'well-hung meat' but he only sells Meatballs in a type of gravy which dribbles when they are eaten and it's always obvious when a local housewife has had the butcher's balls on their chins.:laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I went into my local butcher one cold frosty day and he was standing by his wee heater, I looked at the meats and said

"is that your Ayrshire bacon"

he replied

"no am jist warming me hands"




:douf:

[kirklancaster]

I went into my local butcher one cold frosty day and he was standing by his wee heater, I looked at the meats and said

"is that your Ayrshire bacon"

he replied

"no am jist warming me hands"




:douf:

:joker: I had to think about this one before I 'twigged' Arse yer baking .:laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

:joker: I had to think about this one before I 'twigged' Arse yer baking .:laugh:

In Scotland we would say airse so it works :laugh:

[arista]

Has he got any special stuff?

Yes quality
Meat
he will thump it good for you.

[user104658]

In Scotland we would say airse so it works :laugh:

Well we would if we were riff-raff :hmph:

[arista]

https://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/15DEE/production/_101128598_petelymer1.jpg
looks fine to me

Police must stop Terrorism
Leave the Butcher Alone Copper

[Niamh.]

ffs, have the Police really nothing better to do.or who ever reported it?

[user104658]

ffs, have the Police really nothing better to do.or who ever reported it?

Apparently no one reported it... it was just some police guy himself who was walking past and saw it and decided to "have a word".

[Niamh.]

Apparently no one reported it... it was just some police guy himself who was walking past and saw it and decided to "have a word".

seriously? Are innuendos against the law now? I mean they're abit cringy granted but law breaking? :umm2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

hopefully he will ignore it as nothing will happen and even if it does its great publicity



"Eurovision Special: 9" skinless sausage sold by the Pound"

[user104658]

seriously? Are innuendos against the law now? I mean they're abit cringy granted but law breaking? :umm2:

Seems more like he was throwing his weight around really, decided that he didn't like it so advised them to "carefully consider" what they write "in case it offends someone".

[Beso]

Im not impressed with the turn if events in here.

[Niamh.]

Seems more like he was throwing his weight around really, decided that he didn't like it so advised them to "carefully consider" what they write "in case it offends someone".

ffs

[Twosugars]

Im not impressed with the turn if events in here.
:joker: not you trying your "special" gagging again http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=487&pictureid=3609

[Cherie]

Im not impressed with the turn if events in here.

oh Matron

[kirklancaster]

Yes quality
Meat
he will thump it good for you.

:joker::joker::joker:

[bots]

it probably gave the chief inspector a chubby and he didn't want it corrupting anyone else.

[Crimson Dynamo]

something about laying on the butchers block and shouting FILLET!

:shrug:

[user104658]

Sausage

[Crimson Dynamo]

there is no need to be crude TS

[Beso]

Sausage

:joker:

[Nicky91]

Sausage

:joker:

[arista]

Sausage

Yes Firm Quality Long Ones

[user104658]

Yes Firm Quality Long Ones

https://doctorfry.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/richmondsaus.jpg

https://www.imageupload.co.uk/images/2018/05/09/thick4744b.png

[user104658]

Seriously though this thread is now like 90% about cock. :umm2:

[Twosugars]

Seriously though this thread is now like 90% about cock. :umm2:
:flutter:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Seriously though this thread is now like 90% about cock. :umm2:

so about 5% down on your average Tibb thread then


:think:

[Twosugars]

...speaking of cock

how come fancy restaurants don't serve cock and/or balls? I think they utilise most bits of animals incl. tail, trotters or brain

[kirklancaster]

...speaking of cock

how come fancy restaurants don't serve cock and/or balls? I think they utilise most bits of animals incl. tail, trotters or brain

Does that mean that you have tried to order Cock and Balls in a restaurant Twosugars? :laugh:

[Twosugars]

I thought I should enquire with you first, worldly men (and women)

[kirklancaster]

I thought I should enquire with you first, worldly men (and women)

:joker: I think that anyone on here who are experienced with 'Cock and Balls' did not gain that experience in any restaurant. :hehe:

[Twosugars]

I guess there must be a good reason behind "suck but don't bite"

[Twosugars]

and to gross you out
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/apr/30/i-ate-wifes-placenta-smoothie-taco-afterbirth
...Despite its taboo nature, placenta appears to be an incredibly versatile ingredient. Twitter threw up many mothers praising the placenta smoothie, Google returned recipes for lasagne and pizza and even a dedicated recipe book, while, back in 1998, Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall made a pâté out of one woman's placenta (resulting in many complaints to Channel 4)...

[bots]

delicious with a fine chianti :drool:

[Brillopad]

delicious with a fine chianti :drool:

Phe, phe, phe...

[kirklancaster]

delicious with a fine chianti :drool:

:joker:

[kirklancaster]

Phe, phe, phe...

:joker:

Move Over Ant & Dec and make way for a new double act; Bots and Brillo. :laugh:

[user104658]

and to gross you out
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/apr/30/i-ate-wifes-placenta-smoothie-taco-afterbirthYup... Me and my wife ran an early parenting forum for a couple of years and there were a few members doing this.

I'm not sure any made a Lasagne though :joker:.