is it accecptable to go round naked ?

[waterhog]

naked on this morning itv and in metro 10.05.18


this is organic

flowing from the lord above

readers may experience orgasmic

writing this was done with pen paper and glove.

to be in the nude

it is liberating

but neighbors do not conclude

free wily has no joy accumulating.

through the door a letter

saying neighbors were on no watch

next bit and best you remove sweater

total disapproval as viewing did botch.

into ITV studio

this morning and blushing was philip

not making any innuendos

face drop on seeing little parsnip.

this story is being diverted

on national tv a reminder

unlucky for viewers that are perverted

join me outside karin and james home as view is kinder.

https://ibb.co/i5Bfad

[kirklancaster]

Once Upon A time, not so long ago
I was peed off at being skint
So, night and day I sought a way
Of making a massive mint.

Then I noticed all these naked bodies
Advertising all different stuff
"That's it" I said, slapping my head
There are fortunes in going buff.

I traced lots of Advertising Agencies,
And a few producers of 'Soft Porn'
And without clothes, I struck a pose
And posted my pics off that morn.

Long weeks slowly came and went
As I eagerly watched for the mail
My debts did mount, too many to count
And I feared that I'd wind up in Jail.

Then in my darkest hour
When I thought; "Why did I bother?"
Rat-A-Tat-Tat! mail fell on my mat
One letter after another.

With shaky hands, I ripped them all open
to see wads of new twenty-pound notes
But a letter in each, said "You are no peach,
So stay clothed and wear TWO OVERCOATS.

BOOM! BOOM!

The story is true Hog. :laugh:

[waterhog]

fantastic. you have just inspired me kirky baby - people can pay me not to write poetry.

this time next week I will be a millionaire.

really made me laugh. thank you kirky.

[arista]

It's you own home
should not be a problem


If in the Deep City , Close Flats
its another matter

[Scarlett.]

Get down and funky, but watch out for those junkies

[RileyH]

Depends if you have a good body that I want to look at or not

[Nicky91]

only in your own homes pls :umm2: