Family's whole garden stolen overnight

[Gusto Brunt]

WT*!!

Before right pic:

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After:

https://s3.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/YaIjFLQbl15t3z6fy02YzA--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjAwO3E9NzU7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/500fe04317a6b32d131d0dc2589b89b3

Full story:

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/thieves-steal-familys-entire-front-garden-overnight-raid-091005755.html

[Marsh.]

Not the lawn thief.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Me

[Niamh.]

Grassholes :fist:

[Gusto Brunt]

Grassholes :fist:

:joker::joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Call the Lawn Ranger

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[Crimson Dynamo]

or the local Lawn' forcement

:hehe:

[smudgie]

Someone needs to grass on the thieves.

[Crimson Dynamo]

We need to get turf on grass thieves

and turf on the causes of grass crime

[Alf]

Wasn't there a thread about who we wouldn't like in our garden, yesterday? Did anybody say burglars?

[AnnieK]

Some stoner probably got very excited when the group Whatsapp went round saying someone had just got their hands on a load of grass

[Crimson Dynamo]

I bet the neighbours are sick of her mowning on about it

[Gusto Brunt]

Call the Lawn Ranger

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Good one. :D

[Gusto Brunt]

I bet the neighbours are sick of her mowning on about it

Yeah the family are in 'mourning' for their lost garden. :(

[Alf]

Mum has decorated the garden for the photos by getting the trampoline out.

[Cherie]

fake grass so the kids wouldn't get muddy playing football, Im glad someone stole it

[Marsh.]

fake grass so the kids wouldn't get muddy playing football, Im glad someone stole it

Or, so it stayed nice and neat all year round and didn't need constant mowing.

Time saving Queen.

[bots]

no mower grass jokes please

[Marsh.]

Mum has decorated the garden for the photos by getting the trampoline out.

It was already out.

https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/Ynq8w8pd4y6FegOcm6g8.w--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjQwO3E9NzU7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/52640db0cd63ca6f72c015e0d91deaca

[Cherie]

Or, so it stayed nice and neat all year round and didn't need constant mowing.

Time saving Queen.

:nono: what about the wildlife that live in the earth, smothered under the plastic tarp

[Marsh.]

:nono: what about the wildlife that live in the earth, smothered under the plastic tarp

They can move next door. :nono:

[Cherie]

They can move next door. :nono:

this is why wildlife is in decline, because people can't mow a strip of grass and don't want their kids to be muddy :skull:

[Marsh.]

this is why wildlife is in decline, because people can't mow a strip of grass and don't want their kids to be muddy :skull:

Oh why don't you just marry the worms Cherie, jUST MARRY THEM.

[Alf]

It was already out.

https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/Ynq8w8pd4y6FegOcm6g8.w--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3c9NjQwO3E9NzU7c209MQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/52640db0cd63ca6f72c015e0d91deacaThere's always one Miss Marple about to ruin things!

[Marsh.]

There's always one Miss Marple about to ruin things!

You're very welcome. :hee:

But I only knew because she said they moved the trampoline, which was what alerted her to it in the first place.

[Ashley.]

You're very welcome. :hee:

But I only knew because she said they moved the trampoline, which was what alerted her to it in the first place.

The trampoline alerted her? Not the fact that the whole bloody garden changed colour overnight?

[Marsh.]

The trampoline alerted her? Not the fact that the whole bloody garden changed colour overnight?

I mean drew her attention to the window to see the garden where she noticed the grass had gone. :nono:

DON'T GET SMART LADY!

[Crimson Dynamo]

I mean drew her attention to the window to see the garden where she noticed the grass had gone. :nono:

DON'T GET SMART LADY!

*later marsh is stunned and mystified to see that his vote seemingly has dropped off a cliff in this years ML

[Gusto Brunt]

They can move next door. :nono:

:joker:

[kirklancaster]

Why didn't they nick the trampoline too?

[Alf]

Why didn't they nick the trampoline too?They were thinking of the kids. It shows you that they might be thieving buggers, but they do have a heart.

[Marsh.]

Why didn't they nick the trampoline too?

Depending on the type, artificial grass can fetch a few bob.

Rusty old trampoline on the other hand. :nono:

[Jordan.]

Not her turf getting torn UP :eyes:

[kirklancaster]

*later marsh is stunned and mystified to see that his vote seemingly has dropped off a cliff in this years ML

:joker:

[Oliver_W]

I thought criminals usually stuck to their own turf.

[Alf]

I thought criminals usually stuck to their own turf.We have a winner

[Withano]

Grassholes :fist:

:joker: probably my first smile all day

[Marsh.]

:joker: probably my first smile all day

Miserable bugger.

[thesheriff443]

What happened to lawn and order.

[thesheriff443]

Best I've seen was, local paper reported on artificial cricket pitch that cost 10 grand being stolen to order.

In reality, local gypsies stole it and cut it up to go on the back of their vans to put flowers on for a funeral.

[Crimson Dynamo]

What happened to lawn and order.

it happened on page 1

[thesheriff443]

it happened on page 1

Not me on a different page again.

[thesheriff443]

The grass is always greener on the other side when it's Astro turf.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Id imagine the police are pretty well aware who did this

[thesheriff443]

Id imagine the police are pretty well aware who did this

It's proof that counts.

[thesheriff443]

Someone stole a hot tub including the water.

[Withano]

Miserable bugger.

Not when Niamh’s around

[Niamh.]

Not when Niamh’s aroundI'm good at some things [emoji16]

[Marsh.]

I'm good at some things [emoji16]

Not at the dishes according to Gav. :(

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm good at some things [emoji16]

what kind of FILTH

:nono:

[Beso]

Very tidy thiefs, 10/10 for workmanship...


I smell a prank gone wrong.

[Beso]

I thought criminals usually stuck to their own turf.

:douf:

[Niamh.]

Not at the dishes according to Gav. :(:oh:

[Niamh.]

what kind of FILTH

:nono::oh:

[michael21]

I think her hubbee want to watch the world cup no Tim for cutting grass

[kirklancaster]

I think her hubbee want to watch the world cup no Tim for cutting grass

:fist: If Tim's been paid to cut the grass then he should bloody well cut it. He must be found and made to do it.

[Niamh.]

:fist: If Tim's been paid to cut the grass then he should bloody well cut it. He must be found and made to do it.

:hehe:

[Matthew.]

this thread is a howl omg :laugh:

[Ashley.]

Hopefully this comes back to bite the thieves in the Asstro.

(All the good puns were taken. :shrug:)