A joke debate for you.

[Beso]

Just took a married woman home ...and she said do you want to see my fanny ..I went of course ...so she got her husband out the wardrobe.




Discuss.
Please.

[Nicky91]

her husband got Lucky then :cheer2:

[Livia]

Was the word "fanny" a different word in the first draft? I bet it was...

[Nicky91]

Was the word "fanny" a different word in the first draft? I bet it was...

:laugh2:

[Kazanne]

Just took a married woman home ...and she said do you want to see my fanny ..I went of course ...so she got her husband out the wardrobe.




Discuss.
Please.

Were they American ? as it would explain the hubby being an arse,:laugh:

[Withano]

Isnt that an R Kelly song.. or 33 R Kelly songs

[Beso]

Was the word "fanny" a different word in the first draft? I bet it was...

I will ask my fb friend who i copied and pasted it from. How are you?

Are you back for good?

[Beso]

I think the joke depends on who told it..
I am hoping a lesbian made it..

[Crimson Dynamo]

idgi

[Nicky91]

idgi

:facepalm: :joker: :joker:

[Livia]

I will ask my fb friend who i copied and pasted it from. How are you?

Are you back for good?

I'm good thanks, how are you? Well, I'm back... who can say what the future holds, Parmy?

[Nicky91]

I'm good thanks, how are you? Well, I'm back... who can say what the future holds, Parmy?

not me, i ain't a fortune teller :fan:


maybe a good result at tibb eurovision with israel for you who knows

[Cherie]

I will ask my fb friend who i copied and pasted it from. How are you?

Are you back for good?

Back for good, back for good we want you back for good :dance:

[Nicky91]

Back for good, back for good we want you back for good :dance:

+1 :clap1:

[thesheriff443]

Did he come out of a the wardrobe or closet.

[kirklancaster]

Did he come out of a the wardrobe or closet.

:laugh: Funnier than Parmy's joke. :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

I'm good thanks, how are you? Well, I'm back... who can say what the future holds, Parmy?

DGDyAb6pePo

[Beso]

:laugh: Funnier than Parmy's joke. :laugh:

Not my joke...like i said. Im praying a lesbian told it for me to laugh.

[Beso]

I'm good thanks, how are you? Well, I'm back... who can say what the future holds, Parmy?

My old aunt, nosey joyce...she can...or so she bloody thinks....lol..i thought of you yesterday..was in a lift in london and a little hunched(its true kirk) jewish man about 65-70 squeezed in infront of me...his wee hat inches from my eyes if i bent down a bit..lovely securing clip in place(is there a name for that clip)...i felt like just lifting it off his head and posting a photo to you on here....but then i realised im in real life.

[Beso]

Back for good, back for good we want you back for good :dance:

Wine and sun.....welcome to britain 2018.:joker:

[kirklancaster]

QUOTE=parmnion;10007816]Not my joke...like i said. Im praying a lesbian told it for me to laugh.[/QUOTE]

:laugh: I've got a better one which I invented myself:

I was sat with my mate in a bar in Blackpool and the double doors were wide open and we could see the car park through the opening.

A white transit van pulls up outside, parks and a big butch-looking lesbian gets out of the driver's seat and a stunning young long-legged skimpily dressed blonde gets out of the passenger seat.

They both go around to the side door of the van, open it, get in and slide the door shut.

For ten minutes my mate and I watch as the van bounces up and down and we could clearly hear orgasmic screams and moaning.

Then they both get out of the back of the van and the blond arranges her clothing and they enter the bar and take stools near to us.

My mate was in love with the blonde and could not take his eyes off her - much to the obvious annoyance of her butch partner who kept giving him hostile looks.

Finally, the butch lesbian gets up and comes over to him:

"I feel sorry for you, you sad twot" she says to my mate, "you're obviously frustrated and too ugly to pull a woman and you can't take your leery eyes off my affair".

My mate was bricking it - this girl was HUGE.

"She's... She's gorgeous though, I'm sorry". He said.

The butch girl looks across at the blonde, then at my mate: "I know she's gorgeous, but I do feel sorry for you. I don't usually do this but, would you like to sniff her cont?"

My mate answered; "Fecking right I would"


At which, point, the bull stuck her fingers under his nose.

:laugh::dog:

[Beso]

That jokes been took up by fathers to lippy kids....instead of lethering them, they now stick a finger under thier nose and say "smell yer mother"

[thesheriff443]

That jokes been took up by fathers to lippy kids....instead of lethering them, they now stick a finger under thier nose and say "smell yer mother"

It's smell your dad these days.

[thesheriff443]

The boyfriend meets the girls dad for the first time, wanting to break the ice, he sees the family dog licking its bits, he says I wish I could do that!

Dad replys, ask him nicely and he might let you.

[Livia]

My old aunt, nosey joyce...she can...or so she bloody thinks....lol..i thought of you yesterday..was in a lift in london and a little hunched(its true kirk) jewish man about 65-70 squeezed in infront of me...his wee hat inches from my eyes if i bent down a bit..lovely securing clip in place(is there a name for that clip)...i felt like just lifting it off his head and posting a photo to you on here....but then i realised im in real life.

Haha... "and then I realised I'm in real life"...

His wee hat is a Kippah in Hebrew but most people call it a Yamaka, which is Yiddish. The clip is called... a clip.

[kirklancaster]

My old aunt, nosey joyce...she can...or so she bloody thinks....lol..i thought of you yesterday..was in a lift in london and a little hunched(its true kirk) jewish man about 65-70 squeezed in infront of me...his wee hat inches from my eyes if i bent down a bit..lovely securing clip in place(is there a name for that clip)...i felt like just lifting it off his head and posting a photo to you on here....but then i realised im in real life.

:laugh: All part of Life's Rich Tapestry, Parmy.

[kirklancaster]

Haha... "and then I realised I'm in real life"...

His wee hat is a Kippah in Hebrew but most people call it a Yamaka, which is Yiddish. The clip is called... a clip.

:laugh2: You are DEFINITELY back. :laugh:

[Beso]

Haha... "and then I realised I'm in real life"...

His wee hat is a Kippah in Hebrew but most people call it a Yamaka, which is Yiddish. The clip is called... a clip.

:joker:

http://www.jmberlin.de/blog-en/2013/04/question-of-the-month-how-does-a-kippah-stay-on/

[Black Dagger]

... ha ha... brilliant