LT's Lads Golf Tour 2018/19 thread

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://www.joinscottishgolf.com/sites/default/files/Cullen_-_Sunrise_over_the_Links_0.png
This course but 500 yards down the cliff from oor cottage

Following the roaring success of ban-magnet Parmy's London visit update blogesque threads I have decided, due to popular demand, to open this thread for my impending big boys holiday #ladz to the Moray Riviera.

Now I may forget to post in it or I might intersperse it with funny asides and hi-jinks that me and the lads get up to on tour. i will be on the phone so i wont be doing pics till i get back if i actually do any or take any that are not wild flowers (i will be taking lots of them). I could end up banned as golf is thirsty work and as we all know, drink and tibb do not go hand in hand.

Anyroad, feel free to communicate messages of support or golf related questions.

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[AnnieK]

Good luck LT, enjoy it and hope your liver stands up to the week :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Good luck LT, enjoy it and hope your liver stands up to the week :love:

i have had 2 full weeks being tea total to give my liver a chance, no drink until sat :hee:

[Cherie]

Relegating the Night Nurse is par for the course.:hehe:


Enjoy :love:

[Nicky91]

http://www.joinscottishgolf.com/sites/default/files/Cullen_-_Sunrise_over_the_Links_0.png
This course but 500 yards down the cliff from oor cottage

Following the roaring success of ban-magnet Parmy's London visit update blogesque threads I have decided, due to popular demand, to open this thread for my impending big boys holiday #ladz to the Moray Riviera.

Now I may forget to post in it or I might intersperse it with funny asides and hi-jinks that me and the lads get up to on tour. i will be on the phone so i wont be doing pics till i get back if i actually do any or take any that are not wild flowers (i will be taking lots of them). I could end up banned as golf is thirsty work and as we all know, drink and tibb do not go hand in hand.

Anyroad, feel free to communicate messages of support or golf related questions.

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sorry but Parmy was really being a lot lovelier more recently tbh

[Kazanne]

Enjoy LT, just remember not to play in the rain,you will get your balls wet:hee::wavey:

[bots]

eat those bogey's up

[Nicky91]

i have had 2 full weeks being tea total to give my liver a chance, no drink until sat :hee:

why, those were 2 boring weeks for you then, but now you can drink loads :flutter:

[Crimson Dynamo]

sorry but Parmy was really being a lot lovelier more recently tbh

hud yer wheesht lassie

[Nicky91]

hud yer wheesht lassie

i don't you understand you now :fan:

[Cherie]

Enjoy LT, just remember not to play in the rain,you will get your balls wet:hee::wavey:


It's Scotland, wet balls are a given :hee:

[Kazanne]

It's Scotland, wet balls are a given :hee:

:laugh:must be annoying when they slip off the iron !:hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

:oh:

I am playing these balls


http://activeauthorities.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/callaway-supersoft-golf-ball-colors.jpg

[Nicky91]

:oh:

I am playing these balls


http://activeauthorities.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/callaway-supersoft-golf-ball-colors.jpg

orange :flutter:

[Kazanne]

:oh:

I am playing these balls


http://activeauthorities.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/callaway-supersoft-golf-ball-colors.jpg

Oh,supersoft LT,they look good quality,lets hope you get a hole in one.:hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

having got up at 4 this morning to catch up with being off im still at it and feeling a bit spaced oot :conf2:

but will be up at 4 tomoz as well. The Tour must go on :fist:



TO THE REGIMENT (i wish i was there)

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[Crimson Dynamo]

Morning Golf fans

[bots]

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[Crimson Dynamo]

Post now all bagged and dropped off (6 bags) and a box of Supersofts bought just in case, I shall spend some time later marking them up with the Sharpie.

I shall be washing my grips at around 7pm and then Ill do me grooves with the sharpening tool.

[Nicky91]

Post now all bagged and dropped off (6 bags) and a box of Supersofts bought just in case, I shall spend some time later marking them up with the Sharpie.

I shall be washing my grips at around 7pm and then Ill do me grooves with the sharpening tool.

good luck LT

[Cherie]

Post now all bagged and dropped off (6 bags) and a box of Supersofts bought just in case, I shall spend some time later marking them up with the Sharpie.

I shall be washing my grips at around 7pm and then Ill do me grooves with the sharpening tool.

I thought you had left, when is this starting, at least Parmy has the decency to start a thread during the event, not months before hand...

[Crimson Dynamo]

I thought you had left, when is this starting, at least Parmy has the decency to start a thread during the event, not months before hand...

:fist:

Its started as one of the boys left London this morning and is now in Manchester. I will be picked up tomoz at midday and we will be in the new Buckie Tesco at around 3pm for our "big shop"

[Cherie]

:fist:

Its started as one of the boys left London this morning and is now in Manchester. I will be picked up tomoz at midday and we will be in the new Buckie Tesco at around 3pm for our "big shop"

You're not leaving until tomorrow :laugh: Premature thread :fist:


The lads doing a big shop though :love: I hope they have a well stocked off licence section

[Nicky91]

You're not leaving until tomorrow :laugh: Premature thread :fist:


The lads doing a big shop though :love: I hope they have a well stocked off licence section

well the thread title just says Lads Golf Tour 2018, not an exact date tbh

[Crimson Dynamo]

drag her Nicky

[Nicky91]

drag her Nicky

:nono: Cherie is my friend, i won't do that


you were a bit confusing tbh, i also thought when you made this thread you were going today

[Cherie]

well the thread title just says Lads Golf Tour 2018, not an exact date tbh

oh shut up :fist:

[Crimson Dynamo]

fully packed and everything at the door. Lots to take on a golfing holiday you know. Just polishing my shoes and that will be me done. Got up at 6 as i was excited and cleaned out the goldfish tank and filter. :)

[Nicky91]

fully packed and everything at the door. Lots to take on a golfing holiday you know. Just polishing my shoes and that will be me done. Got up at 6 as i was excited and cleaned out the goldfish tank and filter. :)

hopefully you did put water in the goldfish tank though :worry:

[Crimson Dynamo]

hopefully you did put water in the goldfish tank though :worry:

yes its what they swim in

[Nicky91]

yes its what they swim in

and what they live in, without water they die you know

[Crimson Dynamo]

and what they live in, without water they die you know

ok, i will check that out on google

[Beso]

http://www.joinscottishgolf.com/sites/default/files/Cullen_-_Sunrise_over_the_Links_0.png
This course but 500 yards down the cliff from oor cottage

Following the roaring success of ban-magnet Parmy's London visit update blogesque threads I have decided, due to popular demand, to open this thread for my impending big boys holiday #ladz to the Moray Riviera.

Now I may forget to post in it or I might intersperse it with funny asides and hi-jinks that me and the lads get up to on tour. i will be on the phone so i wont be doing pics till i get back if i actually do any or take any that are not wild flowers (i will be taking lots of them). I could end up banned as golf is thirsty work and as we all know, drink and tibb do not go hand in hand.

Anyroad, feel free to communicate messages of support or golf related questions.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/f9d47040d25687d413fd175004d4e20a/tenor.gif?itemid=5928672



Oh there is a wonderfull indian restaraunt near the 14th green called.............putt tings.

[Beso]

I thought you had left, when is this starting, at least Parmy has the decency to start a thread during the event, not months before hand...


King of decency.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Arrived and hung up all our gear.. Blue skies and blue sea. Just off to buy whisky

[Crimson Dynamo]

£250 meal now watching hangover

[Cherie]

£250 meal now watching hangover

Perfect movie for the trip

250.00 :omgno:

[Crimson Dynamo]

TV in bed. Early start tomorrow for driving range and beach cours

[Crimson Dynamo]

Full Scottish breakfast tomorrow

[Twosugars]

Love haggis, do you have that instead of black pudding?

[Nicky91]

Love haggis, do you have that instead of black pudding?

black pudding is lovelier than haggis though

[Crimson Dynamo]

Im abit pissed but I shot a 75

[Nicky91]

Im abit pissed but I shot a 75

is that bad?

[user104658]

I took a jaunt out there to check up on LT. It's not good, guys.

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[Twosugars]

I took a jaunt out there to check up on LT. It's not good, guys.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/06/19/16/418DEE0100000578-4618352-image-a-33_1497885233015.jpg

Somehow I'm not surprised :shrug:

[Nicky91]

Somehow I'm not surprised :shrug:

:joker: :joker:

[Twosugars]

Trumpets fave game how many golf balls can you stuff up his ****hole

[Nicky91]

Trumpets fave game how many golf balls can you stuff up his ****hole

i prefer cheese balls or vegetarian meatballs in there instead, golf balls are so hard, really bad for my stomach :fan:

[bots]

Im abit pissed but I shot a 75

did you stop counting on the back nine?

[Cherie]

i prefer cheese balls or vegetarian meatballs in there instead, golf balls are so hard, really bad for my stomach :fan:

:hee:

[Cherie]

Is 75 good or bad :worry:

[Beso]

Im abit pissed but I shot a 75

Net 89

[Crimson Dynamo]

Net 89

Incorrect

[Crimson Dynamo]

Watching Trump press conference

Eating a full Scottish

Sweating neat wine

[Nicky91]

i wonder if our LT has won anything

[Cherie]

i wonder if our LT has won anything

A dodgy liver

[Nicky91]

A dodgy liver

:joker:

[Cherie]

There's a unseasonal storm coming :worry:

[Nicky91]

There's a unseasonal storm coming :worry:

LT is our weather expert, so i think he knows about that

[Cherie]

LT is our weather expert, so i think he knows about that

windy weather and playing golf :worry:

[Nicky91]

windy weather and playing golf :worry:

oh well, the more he isn't playing golf, the more wine he can drink

[Cherie]

oh well, the more he isn't playing golf, the more wine he can drink

:joker: every cloud

[Nicky91]

bump

[Cherie]

the tour was so successful, LT hasn't time to post

[Crimson Dynamo]

thats me back and still alive

the TL has had her wicked way with me and i have a beer tan

:)

[Nicky91]

thats me back and still alive

the TL has had her wicked way with me and i have a beer tan

:)

ok nice to know you had fun

[Crimson Dynamo]

Only 1 month to go for 2019


:dance2:

[Beso]

Here for it, I'm in august this year for the dirty dozen ..up in scotland on the 23rd of this month though for a good 2 weeks...scooter rally and the jam tarts in the final...if I can get a ticket somehow.



Woohooo. I only gone and got a ticket...31.50....not bad at all..section b6 at hampden.

[Cherie]

the annual liver detox must be imminent then

[Beso]

the annual liver detox must be imminent then

He better keep us updated on the days...

We need posts when he's blinking one eyed, plus fours half way on half way off...sniggering away to himself as he tries to post about something he's remembered.

[Crimson Dynamo]

the annual liver detox must be imminent then

Bleugh yes my 2 weeks will start on the 25th

:worry:

[Crimson Dynamo]

back at the same house as last year but this year my Brentwood mate Dunc is coming but he is staying up the street a little as ours is a 3 bed.

Dunc is what one would sympathetically call "a ladies man" or unsympathetically "a shagger"

but he has been warned that its all about the golf :nono:

[caprimint]

Omg this is so cool :amazed:
Is it just something that you organise with your friends?

I've never played golf before (think I'd be awful tbh anyway) but I do enjoy watching it and the whole ~vibe of it

[caprimint]

Maybe I'll do that detox with you on 25th :think:

On day 5 atm

[Crimson Dynamo]

Omg this is so cool :amazed:
Is it just something that you organise with your friends?

I've never played golf before (think I'd be awful tbh anyway) but I do enjoy watching it and the whole ~vibe of it

Yes we first went back in 1990 when we all worked in advertising and we are still going now, same lads, same part of Scotland and same courses give or take.

[caprimint]

Yes we first went back in 1990 when we all worked in advertising and we are still going now, same lads, same part of Scotland and same courses give or take.
Not before I was born :worry:

That's really nice, excited to see the updates :clap1:

[Beso]

back at the same house as last year but this year my Brentwood mate Dunc is coming but he is staying up the street a little as ours is a 3 bed.

Dunc is what one would sympathetically call "a ladies man" or unsympathetically "a shagger"

but he has been warned that its all about the golf :nono:

Is the nickname because he's called Duncan, or is it because of his skills on the golf course.....I'm guessing it's what he does with his penis on lads tours though...

[Nicky91]

Only 1 month to go for 2019


:dance2:

the calmth on this forum when you're away is so nice to look forward to


woopsie :joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

the calmth on this forum when you're away is so nice to look forward to


woopsie :joker:

:oh:

[Beso]

the calmth on this forum when you're away is so nice to look forward to


woopsie :joker:

This better be cancelled for his strictly judging nicky..or he is cancelled.:smug:

[Nicky91]

This better be cancelled for his strictly judging nicky..or he is cancelled.:smug:

:laugh: is strictly game still happening anyway?

[Beso]

:laugh: is strictly game still happening anyway?

I don't know :bawling:

[Cherie]

:laugh: is strictly game still happening anyway?

I don't know :bawling:

You two need to relax Jake said next Friday

[Crimson Dynamo]

Only 17 days to go for the 2019 tour


:dance2:


Just finalised the evening meal plans for each day, all paid up now so just need to think about gear, balls and preparing equipment and some practice

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[caprimint]

Omg :amazed:

It looks like a really good/bright day for golf there today

Do y'all go out to eat together on the tour?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Omg :amazed:

It looks like a really good/bright day for golf there today

Do y'all go out to eat together on the tour?

We go fancy on the Sat to a big hotel and Friday night is chippy night, but all the others nights my pal Jem cooks as he loves to (he brings up his own knives, aprons and chefs hat, as he is a mentalist). We have a huge table in the cottage so we eat at that and there is also a huge plasma in the kitchen so we can have the golf channel on 24/7whilst we eat

[caprimint]

We go fancy on the Sat to a big hotel and Friday night is chippy night, but all the others nights my pal Jem cooks as he loves to (he brings up his own knives, aprons and chefs hat, as he is a mentalist). We have a huge table in the cottage so we eat at that and there is also a huge plasma in the kitchen so we can have the golf channel on 24/7whilst we eat
Living the luxury life, sounds great :clap1:

[Crimson Dynamo]

ooof my 2 week dry spell commences tomorrow :worry:


its written on the TLs calendar so i cant back out. Sickening


pray for me

[Cherie]

ooof my 2 week dry spell commences tomorrow :worry:


its written on the TLs calendar so i cant back out. Sickening


pray for me

:fc:

[Crimson Dynamo]

I week to go :dance2:

This time next week we will be on the terrace looking out to sea with a few
beers on board, some snuff taken and perhaps a cigar on the go and then its
shower and dressed for dinner at the sea cliff hotel where fine wnes and food

will be taken before repairing back to the cottage for some nightcaps and maybe
a wee war film.



haircut was achieved today and tomorrow I will be going to home bargains to
get toiletries and medicine things like pills and potions to keep me alive for 7
days.


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[Crimson Dynamo]

4 sleeps

i got a couple dozen new 2019 balls yesterday and my new 3 wood came so i am up to date with kit. looks like the boys will be following a nasty weather system up (out in the east but bringing lots of rain) on Friday and sat but it will clear off into the N sea and next week looks nice and settled and warm

[Cherie]

LT like a kid at Christmas :love:

[Beso]

I hope the wind dies down for you.

[bots]

Top tip: Rub your grips with petrol, you won't regret it.

[Cherie]

Bots trying to set fire to LT...shameless


I hope we can rely on you voting in the TiBB elections before you head off on your jaunt

the Immigrant parties manifesto will be up once Adam has had his hair cut

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bots trying to set fire to LT...shameless


I hope we can rely on you voting in the TiBB elections before you head off on your jaunt

the Immigrant parties manifesto will be up once Adam has had his hair cut

THE WHAT PARTY??? :mad::mad::mad:

[Crimson Dynamo]

of course, you can reply on my vote

:hee:

[Cherie]

THE WHAT PARTY??? :mad::mad::mad:

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Well thats me pal Jem (yes that is his name :oh:) is off to pick up the VW van thing and then him and the 2 other lads will be heading to Moffat in the Scottish borders to a nice wee hotel for the night and then onto LT-TL Towers in the morn, to arrive here at around 12 midday. Then its few hours drive up the A9 (we have tons of sweets :hee:) and straight to the big Tesco to load up for the week and then on to the cottage.


:dance2:

The TL inevitably said will i miss her but I said no as its only a week and i will be busy with the golf etc. we have the phones etc. When we first went up mobiles or internet had not even been invented so when i said goodbye to ex-mrs LT i did not see or hear from her till i got back :flutter:

[Twosugars]

Bye :D

[Cherie]

Well thats me pal Jem (yes that is his name :oh:) is off to pick up the VW van thing and then him and the 2 other lads will be heading to Moffat in the Scottish borders to a nice wee hotel for the night and then onto LT-TL Towers in the morn, to arrive here at around 12 midday. Then its few hours drive up the A9 (we have tons of sweets :hee:) and straight to the big Tesco to load up for the week and then on to the cottage.


:dance2:

The TL inevitably said will i miss her but I said no as its only a week and i will be busy with the golf etc. we have the phones etc. When we first went up mobiles or internet had not even been invented so when i said goodbye to ex-mrs LT i did not see or hear from her till i got back :flutter:


:joker: I guess that is why she is ex!

Here for the TL ringing on the hour every hour to see how the lads are, make sure she has all the mobile numbers in case someones phone is off

[Alf]

Have a great time old chap.

[Crimson Dynamo]

:douf:

[Crimson Dynamo]

:joker: I guess that is why she is ex!

Here for the TL ringing on the hour every hour to see how the lads are, make sure she has all the mobile numbers in case someones phone is off

I did tell ex-mrs LT that i would catch up on any baby birth news when I got back but that was never good enough for her family :bored:

[caprimint]

The TL inevitably said will i miss her but I said no as its only a week and i will be busy with the golf etc. we have the phones etc. When we first went up mobiles or internet had not even been invented so when i said goodbye to ex-mrs LT i did not see or hear from her till i got back :flutter:
:joker:

Have a great time!!!

[Crimson Dynamo]

175 units later i am back :hee:

i also was the champion golfer

[caprimint]

175 units later i am back :hee:

i also was the champion golfer
:dance::dance::dance:

Knew it!!! Congrats!! And happy father's day :amazed:

[Ross.]

When is the TL becoming the new Mrs LT?

[Crimson Dynamo]

When is the TL becoming the new Mrs LT?

:oh:

[Cherie]

We want a wedding, we want a wedding

[Crimson Dynamo]

We want a wedding, we want a wedding

Bleugh

one was more than enough

[Beso]

175 units later i am back :hee:

i also was the champion golfer

How did the shagger get on?

[Crimson Dynamo]

How did the shagger get on?

came third but has a pinched nerve all week, that and 4 bottles of whisky

we had to steer him out a few bars and barmaids for fear of a punch-up

On the sat night in the posh hotel we nearly got in a scrap because he was swearing too loudly and a table took offence

we did ask to be put in a corner


:skull:

[Cherie]

How did the shagger get on?

:joker:

Parm asking the important questions

[Beso]

came third but has a pinched nerve all week, that and 4 bottles of whisky

we had to steer him out a few bars and barmaids for fear of a punch-up

On the sat night in the posh hotel we nearly got in a scrap because he was swearing too loudly and a table took offence

we did ask to be put in a corner


:skull:

Nobody puts a shagger in the corner :nono:

[Crimson Dynamo]

:laugh2: