Have you ever been in a Fight?

[Tony Montana]

Got into a few during primary and High School Days, But none soo far in my 20s.

[user104658]

LOADS in primary school :joker:... I think maybe 3 or 4 in my teens. None at school, though one was on the school bus. Two in first year University (both with Rugby team arseholes :think:... they're the actual worst). No physical fights since then. As an adult I've realised that when possible, walking away is ALWAYS the better choice. I'll happily trade blows with words, though :laugh2:

[Eddie.]

Had only one physical fight during my teen days because my school was strict about all this...

Though I’ve had a lot of verbal fights before... :hehe:

[Cherry Christmas]

Once when I was in a club, this cow just went from me and started pulling me around by my hair, I didn't even know what I had done to her, I might have bumped into her while dancing but we hadn't spoken so :worry: anyway she was chucked out :hee:

[The Slim Reaper]

Once I was in a club this woman was eyeing me up and down like I was a piece of meat, she was basically molesting me with her eyes then my GF spotted this, and to top it off she bumped into her dancing.

My GF started pulling her around by the hair. I don't think this woman even knew what she had done because they hadn't even spoken, but it was my gf that was chucked out. :worry:

[Kazanne]

Once,at school over some girls following us around,lots of hair pulling and empty punches,lol, we are friends now.

[Kazanne]

Once I was in a club this woman was eyeing me up and down like I was a piece of meat, she was basically molesting me with her eyes then my GF spotted this, and to top it off she bumped into her dancing.

My GF started pulling her around by the hair. I don't think this woman even knew what she had done because they hadn't even spoken, but it was my gf that was chucked out. :worry:

:hehe:Your poor girlfriend having to suffer because some old tart could not keep her eyes to herself:laugh:

[Livia]

Eventually, yes. I was regularly beaten up at school. Took me a while to fight back.

I'll show you.

Kazanne, come at me.

[The Slim Reaper]

:hehe:Your poor girlfriend having to suffer because some old tart could not keep her eyes to herself:laugh:

She was a right desperate slapper :fist:

[Kazanne]

Eventually, yes. I was regularly beaten up at school. Took me a while to fight back.

I'll show you.

Kazanne, come at me.

Oh no Livia,I can imagine you are a competent kick boxer:laugh:

[Kazanne]

She was a right desperate slapper :fist:

She sounds like it,there's always one:hee:

[Livia]

Oh no Livia,I can imagine you are a competent kick boxer:laugh:

I do have a dedicated arse kicking foot, it's true.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Once I was in a club this woman was eyeing me up and down like I was a piece of meat, she was basically molesting me with her eyes then my GF spotted this, and to top it off she bumped into her dancing.

My GF started pulling her around by the hair. I don't think this woman even knew what she had done because they hadn't even spoken, but it was my gf that was chucked out. :worry:

:laugh2:

[ChristmasNeeve]

Once I was a bouncer in this club and I was watching this tart eye up some poor girls B/f for the longest time, I think she might have pinched his arse while walking passed him at one point, anyway eventually this guys g/f had enough and went for her, I had to throw her out of course so I dragged her by the hair and slung her out the door.

[The Slim Reaper]

Once, I was working in a fish and chip shop opposite a club, when I saw this goddess of a woman being dragged out the club by this burly ginger female bouncer shouting "te feck witchya". Maddest thing I ever did see.

[Nicky91]

no, never got into a fight the ones who bullied me were more cowardly making me fall to the ground, or making me trip on the stairs when i was going to my classroom :bawling:


only when that idiot his girlfriend was around he wasn't bullying me :fan:

[Brother Leon]

Plenty in School days, but since then only a handful and all of them came from defending someone vulnerable form pricks.

[Cal.]

A few when I was like 10/11 and then one near one earlier this year.

Lots of rows tho!

[Candy Annie Cane]

Yeah, I never started them though...one such fight is how I met my best friend. I had a wicked temper as a kid, and an even more wicked right hand.

[Parmy]

Saw one in a nightclub once..2 old brasses fighting over this cockeyed skinny bloke....

[The Slim Reaper]

Saw one in a nightclub once..2 old brasses fighting over this cockeyed skinny bloke....

That's got to be worth another 1 week ban...

[ChristmasNeeve]

That's got to be worth another 1 week ban...

I think he's talking about Annie and her friend tbh :shocked:

[The Slim Reaper]

I think he's talking about Annie and her friend tbh :shocked:

Make it 2 weeks for safe measure.


*Actually, if he was talking about Annie and her friend he should probably have some infractions removed as a sign of good grace.

[Candy Annie Cane]

I think he's talking about Annie and her friend tbh :shocked:

:hmph:

[Parmy]

Guess its ok to discuss peoples infractions on the forum now....ok..if thats how it is...thats how it will go.

[The Slim Reaper]

Guess its ok to discuss peoples infractions on the forum now....ok..if thats how it is...thats how it will go.

I wasn't discussing infractions, I was jokingly pleading for more for you, then a removal of them. Maybe a mod can clean this thread up to remove any posts that mention infractions to avoid this being used as a stick further down the line, and I offer you my sincere and heartfelt apology.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Guess its ok to discuss peoples infractions on the forum now....ok..if thats how it is...thats how it will go.

He didn't discuss your infractions Parmnion, it was a ****ing joke as I thought you were having by what you posted first? Or maybe you weren't and you were really trying to be insulting? I'm sick **** of your constant ****ing picking and moaning at everything we do, report that if you want

[Parmy]

He didn't discuss your infractions Parmnion, it was a ****ing joke as I thought you were having by what you posted first? Or maybe you weren't and you were really trying to be insulting? I'm sick **** of your constant ****ing picking and moaning at everything we do, report that if you want

Aww...shame



So "another week long ban for parmnion"...is not talking about my infractions....


Yeah ok, ok for you when its not you that gets unfairly treated..

By that i mean..MODS DECIDING WHOS JOKING WITH WHO....


So take your childish response elsewhere, and your hypocritical, unfair modding elsewhere, cause on here its biased and twisted.


But its ok for you cause you aint constantly on the receiving end..
And i wont stop reporting posts that contain stuff i have previously been infracted for....so tough titties.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Aww...shame



So "another week long ban for parmnion"...is not talking about my infractions....


Yeah ok, ok for you when its not you that gets unfairly treated..

By that i mean..MODS DECIDING WHOS JOKING WITH WHO....


So take your childish response elsewhere, and your hypocritical, unfair modding elsewhere, cause on here its biased and twisted.


But its ok for you cause you aint constantly on the receiving end..
And i wont stop reporting posts that contain stuff i have previously been infracted for....so tough titties.

Well have fun, it sounds like a most enjoyable pass time :douf:

[Parmy]

Well have fun, it sounds like a most enjoyable pass time :douf:

I will be having more fun than you do reading them my luv

[ChristmasNeeve]

I will be having more fun than you do reading them my luv

Oh I'm not sure about that :hehe:

[The Slim Reaper]

Aww...shame



So "another week long ban for parmnion"...is not talking about my infractions....


Yeah ok, ok for you when its not you that gets unfairly treated..

By that i mean..MODS DECIDING WHOS JOKING WITH WHO....


So take your childish response elsewhere, and your hypocritical, unfair modding elsewhere, cause on here its biased and twisted.


But its ok for you cause you aint constantly on the receiving end..
And i wont stop reporting posts that contain stuff i have previously been infracted for....so tough titties.

I was under the impression that talking about infractions would mean discussing the infractions you'd already received, not jokingly pleading for future infractions that don't exist.

[Cal.]

Oh I'm not sure about that :hehe:

:joker:

[Candy Annie Cane]

Make it 2 weeks for safe measure.


*Actually, if he was talking about Annie and her friend he should probably have some infractions removed as a sign of good grace.

Don't make me hunt you down and kick your ass.....:fist:

[Cherry Christmas]

Once I was in a club this woman was eyeing me up and down like I was a piece of meat, she was basically molesting me with her eyes then my GF spotted this, and to top it off she bumped into her dancing.

My GF started pulling her around by the hair. I don't think this woman even knew what she had done because they hadn't even spoken, but it was my gf that was chucked out. :worry:

:joker:

[Cherry Christmas]

The way I have been dragged on this thread and I was innocent D:, I might have been a wee bit tipsy and bumped in to her, my hair hurt for ages :laugh:

[ChristmasNeeve]

The way I have been dragged on this thread and I was innocent D:, I might have been a wee bit tipsy and bumped in to her, my hair hurt for ages :laugh:

Stop making excuses Cherie :nono:

[RileyH]

Not a proper one but I love an argument

[Matthew.]

yeah, in pe at school because some kid called me fat :hehe:

we became really good friends after it though :love:

[RileyH]

yeah, in pe at school because some kid called me fat :hehe:

did he lie tho

[Matthew.]

did he lie tho

i’d rather not answer that question, but 14 year old Matthew did not see the funny sidd in being called Matty the Fatty so I was like “aw you want a fkn go”

and he did

[Parmy]

Oh I'm not sure about that :hehe:

Stop fighting.:nono:

[Cherry Christmas]

Stop making excuses Cherie :nono:

She was obviously jealous of my lucious locks

[montblanc]

i fight my dog all the time

[RileyH]

i fight my dog all the time

Animal abuser :oh:

[montblanc]

Animal abuser :oh:

she whoops my ass :oh:

[montblanc]

sis grabs my hair and drags me around the living room

[FaLaLaLand]

Once in school, like year 10.

I'm usually really placid and get on with everyone, but there was this one lad who just had it in for me, thought he was this big hard man, and kept goading and goading so one day I just flipped, literally threw him around the sports hall, into the walls, hammering him and ended up cutting his head and breaking his wrist...

Awkward. :laugh2:

[montblanc]

Once in school, like year 10.

I'm usually really placid and get on with everyone, but there was this one lad who just had it in for me, thought he was this big hard man, and kept goading and goading so one day I just flipped, literally threw him around the sports hall, into the walls, hammering him and ended up cutting his head and breaking his wrist...

Awkward. :laugh2:

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[FaLaLaLand]

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:joker::joker: It was only a graze on his head but it was right across the front of his forehead and the wrist break was from me yanking him up off the ground.

At that time I was like 6ft4 and thick set and he was like 5ft3 and skinny so accidents were bound to happen... His own fault.

[kirklancaster]

Once in school, like year 10.

I'm usually really placid and get on with everyone, but there was this one lad who just had it in for me, thought he was this big hard man, and kept goading and goading so one day I just flipped, literally threw him around the sports hall, into the walls, hammering him and ended up cutting his head and breaking his wrist...

Awkward. :laugh2:

Good for you Jonnii.

[kirklancaster]

I've been in too many fights to list and had my skull fractured in a cowardly hammer attack from behind, been stabbed, and been glassed under the chin (I just pulled back my head in time or it would have been my face.)

No - I NEVER started any of them.

[montblanc]

I've been in too many fights to list and had my skull fractured in a cowardly hammer attack from behind, been stabbed, and been glassed under the chin (I just pulled back my head in time or it would have been my face.)

No - I NEVER started any of them.

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[RileyH]

I've been in too many fights to list and had my skull fractured in a cowardly hammer attack from behind, been stabbed, and been glassed under the chin (I just pulled back my head in time or it would have been my face.)

No - I NEVER started any of them.

Omg D:

[RileyH]

Once in school, like year 10.

I'm usually really placid and get on with everyone, but there was this one lad who just had it in for me, thought he was this big hard man, and kept goading and goading so one day I just flipped, literally threw him around the sports hall, into the walls, hammering him and ended up cutting his head and breaking his wrist...

Awkward. :laugh2:

I'm screaming :joker:

[smudgie]

Loads:blush:
I used to love fighting when I was young, but only if provoked.

[Ant.]

Once and it ended in me punching them, aiming for th'jaw but I got them in th'temple

[FaLaLaLand]

I've been in too many fights to list and had my skull fractured in a cowardly hammer attack from behind, been stabbed, and been glassed under the chin (I just pulled back my head in time or it would have been my face.)

No - I NEVER started any of them.

Holy **** that's horrific!

[thesheriff443]

Went to the club, Niamh was on the door and said I could not come in, so I went and got a kebab and went home.

[thesheriff443]

I've been in too many fights to list and had my skull fractured in a cowardly hammer attack from behind, been stabbed, and been glassed under the chin (I just pulled back my head in time or it would have been my face.)

No - I NEVER started any of them.

Well,You will offer to judge the jams and preserves at the local fete.

[RileyH]

Went to the club, Niamh was on the door and said I could not come in, so I went and got a kebab and went home.

:joker:

[kirklancaster]

Holy **** that's horrific!

:laugh: I worked as a bouncer and doorman in Nightclubs for over 20 years, Jonnii.

[themiz]

Going to have a fright on Sunday and become MR money in the bank.

[kirklancaster]

Well,You will offer to judge the jams and preserves at the local fete.

:joker:

[michael21]

I never had or been in a fight before :dance:

[montblanc]

I never had or been in a fight before :dance:

a peaceful king :dance:

[michael21]

a peaceful king :dance:

:cheer2:

[kirklancaster]

Going to have a fright on Sunday and become MR money in the bank.

Do you box?

[michael21]

Going to have a fright on Sunday and become MR money in the bank.

Good luck with that :crazy:

Can you get me alexa bliss phone number :hehe:

[Denver]

Not a proper one but I love an argument

Your reflection don't count

[themiz]

Do you box?

Yea in the past.

[Denver]

she whoops my ass :oh:

sis grabs my hair and drags me around the living room

RileyH's mum when he doesn't wash up?

[kirklancaster]

Yea in the past.

What's your fight on Sunday? Cage? Or Unlicensed?

[themiz]

What's your fight on Sunday? Cage? Or Unlicensed?

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[ChristmasNeeve]

She was obviously jealous of my lucious locksClearly [emoji12]

[ChristmasNeeve]

Went to the club, Niamh was on the door and said I could not come in, so I went and got a kebab and went home.Good move [emoji16]

[Marsh.]

A case of mistaken identity, I was confused for someone else and got a fist in the face for it. :joker:

[kirklancaster]

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Got it. Good Luck themiz.

[FaLaLaLand]

:laugh: I worked as a bouncer and doorman in Nightclubs for over 20 years, Jonnii.

Ah well that explains that then, drunken idiots! Tough job.

[Nicky91]

A case of mistaken identity, I was confused for someone else and got a fist in the face for it. :joker:

aw :bawling:

[Daniel-X]

In primary school I was prone to having them with t’boys and t’girls! Think I had one (?) in high school in Y7 and that’s been it really.

I’m better at fighting with my tongue than fists!

[RileyH]

Your reflection don't count

RileyH's mum when he doesn't wash up?

Imma be fighting you in a minute

[thesheriff443]

Good move [emoji16]

It was you only let your mates in.

[Tony Montana]

Bump

[Denver]

Imma be fighting you in a minute

Love to see you try pingu

[Holly Christmas]

Was in a nightclub once and this guy just went ape****, smashed a pint glass and tried shoving it in people's faces. We left rapidly. Was really scared.