England vs Colombia Match Thread

[Alf]

God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save The Queen!
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen!

[Nicky91]

Go England :cheer: :cheer:


Bring on The Hurrikane Season

[Black Dagger]

Go England :cheer: :cheer:


Bring on The Hurrikane Season

Oh bore off.

[chuff me dizzy]

God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save The Queen!
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen!

:worship:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Well Sweden are beatable with the pace England has so just get rid of this lot and a semi looms

[chuff me dizzy]

PLEASE don't give Vardy a shirt ffs :fc:

[Nicky91]

Well Sweden are beatable with the pace England has so just get rid of this lot and a semi looms

yes england wins here tonight against Colombia and they are like for 80% in the semi final :smug:

[rusticgal]

PLEASE don't give Vardy a shirt ffs :fc:

too right...when he has been on he has done nothing :shrug:

[rusticgal]

I feel confident...but we have been here so many times before with so much expectation for them to win..


I'm nervous...

[chuff me dizzy]

too right...when he has been on he has done nothing :shrug:

Hes shocking !! one good season doesn't make you good enough to play in a World Cup team

[chuff me dizzy]

I feel confident...but we have been here so many times before with so much expectation for them to win..


I'm nervous...

Ive had my usual bet 4-1 & 4-2 England,Walker 1st and last goal ,Rashford 1st and last goal ,Just a £ on each

[Crimson Dynamo]

Deli Ali needs to turn up

[Nicky91]

Deli Ali needs to turn up

he's one of the weakest in the team

[chuff me dizzy]

Deli Ali needs to turn up

Yes I like him when hes on form

[bots]

Anyone got a bet on Dele Alli being sent off? The Colombians will being going for it :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Anyone got a bet on Dele Alli being sent off? The Colombians will being going for it :laugh:

watch for every trick in the book tonight, stamping, gouging the lot

[chuff me dizzy]

https://www.facebook.com/EnglandTeam/photos/pb.106103707446.-2207520000.1530636661./10155296553592447/?type=3&theater



Team sheet, thank God no Vardy ! :dance:

[Crimson Dynamo]

As expected

strong

[Brother Leon]

Never been so nervous for an England match for a long time.


Come on boys!!!

[Crimson Dynamo]

I wonder if James R is on bench?

[Denver]

England will never be given a more easier root to the final if they fail serious reform is needed

[Alf]

Johnny Stones head from set pieces has worked well for us so far, keep going there.

[Alf]

England will never be given a more easier root to the final if they fail serious reform is neededThat's a bit drastic, this is a young team, who wasn't given any chance from the start.

[Denver]

That's a bit drastic, this is a young team, who wasn't given any chance from the start.

Eif they cant beat Columbia and an ageing Swedish side they will be failures

[Mystic Mock]

Never been so nervous for an England match for a long time.


Come on boys!!!

Same here.

Southgate has made me believe that we might just have a chance at making the Quarter-Finals, hopefully England won't let us down.

[JerseyWins]

Sucks that Colombia won't have their top guy but still very interested in this games result!

[Denver]

I'll be missing the who match which sucks

[Denver]

If we win then I'll start believing

[Alf]

Here we go!

[Vanessa]

Come on England! :cheer:

[Jack_]

Nervous af

[Alf]

Nervous afRelax.

[Shaun]

:fc:

[Alf]

Oooooo

[Northern Monkey]

Nervous af

Me too.We’re not doing bad possession wise

[AnnieK]

Frustrating so far, we've no final ball at the moment. Need sterling and young off for me

[Calderyon]

Red card imo.

[Calderyon]

Only yellow then.

[Northern Monkey]

Defgo should be a red!

[Wizard.]

Are Columbia on the cocaine? Fookin gobsh*tes!

[AnnieK]

Should have been off

[bots]

he was only being friendly :hee: The Colombians are doing their job well unsettling the england players

[reece(:]

Just Yellow card??? Bye

[Northern Monkey]

Are Columbia on the cocaine? Fookin gobsh*tes!

Kenco

[GiRTh]

Dele Alli still looks like he's carrying an injury

[AnnieK]

he was only being friendly :hee: The Colombians are doing their job well unsettling the england players

Ah .....so they say hello with a Glaswegian kiss do they?

[AnnieK]

We don't even look like scoring at the moment

[reece(:]

Me heart can’t take this going to penalties

[bots]

Me heart can’t take this going to penalties

don't worry, colombia will score soon

[Vladimir]

Not a very good game so far tbh. Colombia are ****, especially their attack.

[Shaun]

Nasty little country of inbreds, nuke the lot of them

[chuff me dizzy]

Dirty,dirty filthy pigs :rant::rant:

[chuff me dizzy]

Should have been off

Sure should !!

[bots]

Nasty little country of inbreds, nuke the lot of them

Dirty,dirty filthy pigs :rant::rant:

they are always the same... they get the players angry so that they forget about the football :laugh:

[Wizard.]

I thought footballers were meant to be role models anyway? No wonder Columbia’s kids grow up dealing drugs and carrying guns! Sad!

[Northern Monkey]

:joker:

[Vladimir]

I thought footballers were meant to be role models anyway? No wonder Columbia’s kids grow up dealing drugs and carrying guns! Sad!

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Still at least the coach has kept his dignity

Oh wait

[GiRTh]

I thought footballers were meant to be role models anyway? No wonder Columbia’s kids grow up dealing drugs and carrying guns! Sad!:laugh::laugh:

[Shaun]

Ref's gonna come out from half time, dish out 3 red cards at once (inc. one to the coach), and kick off will begin

[GiRTh]

Wrighty :laugh:

[chuff me dizzy]

Still at least the coach has kept his dignity

Oh wait

Unreal !!

[Beso]

Get kane to come deeper and its in the bag.

[GiRTh]

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:laugh2:

[Brother Leon]

Why is Alli still on? He can hardly move ffs.

[Vanessa]

Colombians are playing dirty :shocked::fist:

[GiRTh]

'Ave it!!!!!

[Alf]

About fookin time

[Vanessa]

Omg they're so aggressive :shocked:

[Amy Jade]

Im shocked the dude who headbutted only got a yellow that was definitely a red

[Wizard.]

Fookin bastards

[Shaun]

COME ON HARRY!!!

[Calderyon]

PK for England.

[Vanessa]

referee looks fed up of the colombians :joker:

[GiRTh]

Fookin bastards:laugh::laugh:

[Vanessa]

So many yellow cards :shocked:

[Amy Jade]

Yeeesssssssssssss

[GiRTh]

Henderson booked!!!!!

[Wizard.]

Best in the world!

[Alf]

Good lad Harry

[Vanessa]

Woooooooooooooooooooooh! Get in! Wooooooooooooooooooh! :dance::cheer2:

[Shaun]

:worship:

[Shaun]

Bang in the middle... god that could've gone disastrously :joker:

[Calderyon]

Kane scores. 1-0 England.

[Amy Jade]

Are Columia kidding!?

[Northern Monkey]

Dirty bastards

[Amy Jade]

Shakira CANCELLED

[bots]

there are going to be a few sending offs ... its so obvious :laugh:

[Niamh.]

Bloody hell the Columbians are the dirtiest players I've seen [emoji52]

[lewis111]

Well that unnoticed kick in the head has at least evened things slightly

[reece(:]

Yaaaaas

[Wizard.]

Shakira CANCELLED

:joker: Adele outsold

[Niamh.]

This game is going to be about 5 hours long at this rate [emoji23]

[Alf]

Shakira CANCELLEDHer hips were lying after all.

[Calderyon]

I agree on Colombia playing unbelievably dirty.

[GiRTh]

Shakira CANCELLED:laugh::laugh:

[bots]

there is an acceptable level of "gamesmanship" that colombia have tested to the extreme

[Vanessa]

Another yellow card :joker:

[Wizard.]

The irony that Columbia are trying to shake us yet they are the most SHOOK team I’ve ever seen :laugh:

[lewis111]

Columbia are just gonna keep playing the same as long as they keep getting away with it aswell
The ref seems to have no control of the game at all

[Shaun]

Sanchez will get a red imo, but Barrios, Cuadrado and Falcao are much worse.

[Vanessa]

I can't believe it, another yellow card!

[lewis111]

Oh maybe it’s changing a LITTLE now

[Amy Jade]

This is a joke. What a bunch of dirty players!

[Niamh.]

I would hate to be that ref [emoji23]

[Crimson Dynamo]

A mess

[reece(:]

Bacca :skull: tragic team

[Alf]

They're playing Pablo Escobar tactics.

[GiRTh]

Good game this!!!!!!

[GiRTh]

Get Vardy on for this kind of game

[Vanessa]

Referee is getting pissed off :laugh:

[Niamh.]

Good game this!!!!!!Its going to turn UFC any minute [emoji12]

[Shaun]

Get Vardy on for this kind of game

with Young, Alli and Lingard already on, we'll be getting them all sent off in no time

[GiRTh]

Its going to tirn UFC any minute [emoji12] I hope so :smug:

[GiRTh]

with Young, Alli and Lingard already on, we'll be getting them all sent off in no timeSounds like a plan :laugh:

[Headie]

A mess @ the BGC style fighting

[EspeonBB]

Colombia more interested in fighting than scoring :skull:

[Jase.]

So much dick on that pitch which I wanna go down on

[Crimson Dynamo]

The love train

[reece(:]

A mess @ the BGC style fighting

Nnn

[Samm]

A mess @ the BGC style fighting

:skull:

colombia are portia, england is nat nunn

[GiRTh]

Keep drawing fouls. Keep working the ref :thumbs:

[Crimson Dynamo]

So much dick on that pitch which I wanna go down on

Get out

[Jase.]

Get out

But taking note of the dick is the only entertaining thing about watching?

[Shaun]

Have we made a sub yet? Waste some time, Gareth!!!

[Headie]

Nnn

:skull:

colombia are portia, england is nat nunn

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/theofficialbadgirlsclub/images/1/18/NatalieFlo.gif/revision/latest?cb=20160604051520

[Samm]

damn he should of got up then

[Headie]

Mess @ Lingard diving for a penalty instead of taking the shot

[Jase.]

God I want COL to score so bad

[Shaun]

Henderson gives the ball away far too easily

[Samm]

england need to win this, the clown can come back to bite colombia

[GiRTh]

Henderson gives the ball away far too easilyx2

[Headie]

God I want COL to score so bad

https://media.giphy.com/media/4H3XZGOkj9CDe/giphy.gif

[Shaun]

That's Barrios' fifth foul after the headbutt :eyes:

[Wizard.]

God I want COL to score so bad

https://uploadir.com/u/jblf2e3c

[Jase.]

This England player, whoever he is, is ****ing HOT.

[Headie]

england need to win this, the clown can come back to bite colombia

Referee dealing with the Colombians:

https://i.gifer.com/Qs9S.gif

[Amy Jade]

Barros (sp?) is such a dirty player I can't believe he isn't on a red card

[Shaun]

Walker is a liability but a bloody good one, smh

[Headie]

Slay @ Fleur East stans in the crowd

[GiRTh]

The Valderrama lookalikes :laugh:

[Shaun]

Thought Shangela was back again

[Headie]

This needs to not go into extra time/penalties so Love Island can collect ha ratings :clap1:

[GiRTh]

YESSS. Vardy.

[Amy Jade]

Yas Becky Vardy's husband is coming!

[Headie]

Ddd I thought Jamie Vardy was a big name in football why is it everytime I watch a match he gets put on with 5 mins to go :skull:

[Jase.]

Yes take your shirt off bub

[Shaun]

Pickford just staring at the ball on the ground in front of him is giving me all sorts of anxiety attacks

[Wizard.]

Becky Vardy shaking ha tits her husband on for 4 minutes!

[Shaun]

Ddd I thought Jamie Vardy was a big name in football why is it everytime I watch a match he gets put on with 5 mins to go :skull:

All he's really good for is 1 or 2 sudden sprints that sometimes end up in a goal, tbh

[Jase.]

Becky Vardy shaking ha tits her husband on for 4 minutes!

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

How much overtime will there be?

[Amy Jade]

Oh 5

[Samm]

England: hi

Colombia:
http://i.imgur.com/UGe8cog.gif

[Wizard.]

Longest 5 minutes of my life

[Shaun]

How much overtime will there be?

I'd guess 6 minutes. Definitely over 5

[Wizard.]

England: hi

Colombia:
http://i.imgur.com/UGe8cog.gif

:joker:

[Headie]

Mess the Colombian crowd look like they boutta fight too :skull:

[Wizard.]

Mess the Colombian crowd look like they boutta fight too :skull:

“Hold my Kenco!”

[EspeonBB]

Mess the Colombian crowd look like they boutta fight too :skull:

Lowkey here for an on pitch brawl after the match

[Shaun]

:omgno:

[bots]

looooool

[Headie]

The commentator makes me scream when his voice cracks

[GiRTh]

WTF

[Jase.]

Oh ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Amy Jade]

Ffs

[Wizard.]

:skull:

[reece(:]

FFS

[Jack_]

Here we go again

[Shaun]

For ****'s sake

[Amy Jade]

Columbia do not deserve to win after their play this match

[Headie]

Ugh I wanted to watch Love Island tho

[bots]

it was coming

[EspeonBB]

MESS

[Jack_]

We've been a desperate mess the last ten minutes

This was inevitable

[Samm]

Ugh I wanted to watch Love Island tho

it's on at half 9 tonight I thought?

[Brother Leon]

Completely bottled the last 10mins. Colombia offered nothing until we sat back.

[EspeonBB]

omg if it goes to penalties :skull:

[GiRTh]

Here we go.

[Jase.]

I feel bad making that comment now :joker:

[Headie]

it's on at half 9 tonight I thought?

Oop slay

[Wizard.]

Evil cannot win!

[Alf]

Love Island cancelled

[GiRTh]

LOOOOOOL

[bots]

well this is entertaining :joker:

[reece(:]

Love Island cancelled

She was never commissioned

[Alf]

"You've beaten them once, now go and beat them again"

[Jase.]

bloodbath incoming?

[Calderyon]

Wow.

[GiRTh]

If England win this then I'm putting a bet on them for the whole thing. Time to show some bottle lads.

[Niamh.]

I really want to see penalties [emoji16]

[bots]

"You've beaten them once, now go and beat them again"

is that the colombian team talk :laugh:

[Vladimir]

I wanted to go to bed early but here for the mess!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Sick of this. Extra time to a fckg pub team. Deli Ali was sh1te

[reece(:]

Columbia do not deserve to win after their play this match

It would be such an injustice

[Beso]

Lets start to niggle them..
They dont like it up em.

[chuff me dizzy]

It was always going to happen .....PLEASE dont go to penalties ffs

[Amy Jade]

Do they play now til someone scores?

[GiRTh]

I really want to see penalties [emoji16]Me too. I love 'em :love:

[Wizard.]

Do they play now til someone scores?

30 minutes

[Jase.]

Sick of this. Extra time to a fckg pub team. Deli Ali was sh1te

You okay ladladlad?

[Amy Jade]

30 minutes
Thanks

Poor Love Island!

[Jordan.]

If England can only score from a penalty they deserve to go oot

[Amy Jade]

Hardly touched him piss off

[Amy Jade]

If England can only score from a penalty they deserve to go oot

The opposition have played a dirty game and give England the penalty.

[LukeB]

Thanks

Poor Love Island!

It's on at 10pm now

[Jase.]

So how long do they keep playing for now? I'm ignorant af when it comes to football

[Morgan.]

It's on at 10pm now

I thought it was 9:30

[EspeonBB]

Mess where are the English people in the crowd

[Calderyon]

15 + 15 then penalties, if things are still tied.

[Jase.]

Yeah I've just checked - LI now pushed back to 10pm until 10:40pm

[LukeB]

I thought it was 9:30

They have just changed it, Family Guy will be on at 9:30 instead and Love Island at 10

[Jase.]

15 + 15 then penalties, things are still tied.

Thanks!

[Samm]

1014236306052968463

the gays and straights coming together for this match

[Morgan.]

Yeah I've just checked - LI now pushed back to 10pm until 10:40pm

Has it gotten shorter :skull:

They have just changed it, Family Guy will be on at 9:30 instead and Love Island at 10

Ewww @ FG

[Jase.]

Has it gotten shorter :skull:



Ewww @ FG

Yup which I don't understand considering they're only showing Family Guy repeats after it :skull:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ffs concentrate on the game

[Morgan.]

Yup which I don't understand considering they're only showing Family Guy repeats after it :skull:

Pretty gross when FG is **** anyway

[Jack_]

We're playing **** and we've got no fans /wealdstoneraider

[Jack_]

This is just frustrating to watch

[Mokka]

That Columbia goal was pretty sweet to watch

[EspeonBB]

England girl get your **** together

[Jack_]

The Colombia I heard about have turned up

[Wizard.]

We’re letting them run rings around us

[Jase.]

"Originally Posted by Amy Jade View Post
Oh and last year I went for a night out in Newcastle and one guy we spoke to in the hotel said Charyl used to suck off pakistanis for curry rice and chips"

I just literally spit out my ****ing drink :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull: :skull:

[Northern Monkey]

We’ve not been creating chances in the second half and now we seem knackered

[Calderyon]

England are clearly rattled.

[Jase.]

omg the COL fans are so cringe :skull:

[Samm]

we need to step it up though, we played terrible then

[Jase.]

Dele Alli...I would.

[GiRTh]

Penalties please!!!!!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Iv seen this for 40 years. Capitulation

Pathetic

This Columbia cheating pub team are the worst

Lose and be forever massive failures

[Mokka]

England have the faces like they already lost... if they have already given up mentally... they aren't gonna pull through

[Jase.]

I bet our Bex was proud then!

[Jack_]

:umm2:

[Jase.]

It ain't coming home is it

[LukeB]

It ain't coming home is it

It's going home to Brazil

[Denver]

England should be embarrassed

[Jack_]

[insert we're a bloody shambles Lord Sugar video]

[Jase.]

that equaliser really shell shocked us huh?

[Niamh.]

Penalties please!!!!!🤞

[Headie]

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[Jase.]

Spain are the only team with a penalty record worse than us apparently lol

[Niamh.]

Ooohh

[Denver]

This is what happened when you get complacent thinking you have won

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bloody useless

[Samm]

don't even watch football, but i'm ****ting it ahh

[Mokka]

England have had more chances than Columbia in this second overtime

[Crimson Dynamo]

England have had more chances than Columbia in this second overtime

:nono:


Extra time

[Denver]

Penalties are my worst nightmare