SNP blocks MPs from watching the Engl*nd football match

[Greg!]

https://t.co/mSplN0cAot

iconic! This is legend Niccy's doing, I can feel it
http://www.parliament.scot/images/NicolaSturgeonMSP.jpg

[Brillopad]

https://t.co/mSplN0cAot

iconic! This is legend Niccy's doing, I can feel it
http://www.parliament.scot/images/NicolaSturgeonMSP.jpg

How petty!

[Greg!]

How iconic! Should be bloody working instead of boozing and watching TV on the job

[MB.]

How iconic! Should be bloody working instead of boozing and watching TV on the job

Tea has been spilled on this day

[armand.kay]

stunning! will she ever take her foot off their necks? http://www.parliament.scot/images/NicolaSturgeonMSP.jpg

[Toy Soldier]

Should have let them watch, Colombia just equalised in the 92nd minute and it was 100% hilarious [emoji23]

[Beso]

Should have let them watch, Colombia just equalised in the 92nd minute and it was 100% hilarious [emoji23]
:joker:

[kirklancaster]

The match would have been much more interesting if they had used poisoned Scottish dwarf Sturgeon's ugly head as the ball.

[MB.]

The match would have been much more interesting if they had used poisoned Scottish dwarf Sturgeon's ugly head as the ball.

How petty!

.

[Toy Soldier]

The match would have been much more interesting if they had used poisoned Scottish dwarf Sturgeon's ugly head as the ball.That's homophobic.

[Greg!]

It's cute that E****nd think that they're going to win the whole tournament because they beat Columbia on penalties
http://www.parliament.scot/images/NicolaSturgeonMSP.jpg

[Alf]

RyCSGWVpOuE

[kirklancaster]

That's homophobic.

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: Genuine 'coffee spewing out moment, T.S. :laugh:

[kirklancaster]

RyCSGWVpOuE

:laugh: That's who she has always reminded me of too, Alf.

[MB.]

It's cute that E****nd think that they're going to win the whole tournament because they beat Columbia on penalties
http://www.parliament.scot/images/NicolaSturgeonMSP.jpg

Can't believe that E***** still isn't banned by the swear filter yet and they make us have to censor it ourselves?

[Greg!]

:laugh: That's who she has always reminded me of too, Alf.

Nic caring!

[T*]

This ain’t it

[Cherie]

how sour people are north of the border :hee:

[Greg!]

how sour people are north of the border :hee:

Aren't you Irish Cherie babes? Why is your avi that!? A pickle.

[Cherie]

Aren't you Irish Cherie babes? Why is your avi that!? A pickle.

Yes I am honey, I’m an integrated immigrant :hee:

[Toy Soldier]

Yes I am honey, I’m an integrated immigrant :hee:

The term you're looking for is "Stockholm Syndrome" :hee:

[Oliver_W]

How iconic! Should be bloody working instead of boozing and watching TV on the job
It was on after 7pm...

Also, lol at censoring England.

[kirklancaster]

It was on after 7pm...

Also, lol at censoring England.

:laugh: Ain't it funny how a lot of EU-loving, Open Borders supporting stalwarts who denounce any type of British patriotism go all Nationalistic when it comes to football and the World Cup?

[Brillopad]

:laugh: Ain't it funny how a lot of EU-loving, Open Borders supporting stalwarts who denounce any type of British patriotism go all Nationalistic when it comes to football and the World Cup?

Just what I was thinking! You couldn’t write it.

[Cherie]

:laugh: Ain't it funny how a lot of EU-loving, Open Borders supporting stalwarts who denounce any type of British patriotism go all Nationalistic when it comes to football and the World Cup?

Yep when it suits eh..:laugh: jokes aside how nasty and bitter of them :umm2:

[kirklancaster]

Yep when it suits eh..:laugh: jokes aside how nasty and bitter of them :umm2:

Spiteful Nasty Pathetic.

[bots]

Yep when it suits eh..:laugh: jokes aside how nasty and bitter of them :umm2:

the clue is in the the name .... the Scottish National Party :laugh:

[Livia]

Nice of them to give us an example of how small-minded and anti-English they are. I feel sorry for the decent Scots who wouldn't be so ****ing childish.

Anyhoo... another win for England. Suck it up, Nicola.

[Northern Monkey]

They seem upset


Is because Scotland have’nt qualified for like 20 years?

[Livia]

https://t.co/mSplN0cAot

iconic! This is legend Niccy's doing, I can feel it
http://www.parliament.scot/images/NicolaSturgeonMSP.jpg

How iconic! Should be bloody working instead of boozing and watching TV on the job

It's cute that E****nd think that they're going to win the whole tournament because they beat Columbia on penalties
http://www.parliament.scot/images/NicolaSturgeonMSP.jpg

Aren't you Irish Cherie babes? Why is your avi that!? A pickle.


Is this kind of stuff acceptable in serious debates now? No one considers is trolling?

[Livia]

They seem upset


Is because Scotland have’nt qualified for like 20 years?

LOL... Shhhh... Greg will be in here declaring war.

[Vicky.]

Is this kind of stuff acceptable in serious debates now? No one considers is trolling?

It wouldn't be usually, and I was about to move the thread into C&G given how its gone, then I remembered the silly decision to merge celeb news into SD...so I assume this kind of thing is now fine :rolleyes:

[Crimson Dynamo]

if England win the WC I think we should have a snap indy ref as Yes would win by a landslide

[Livia]

It wouldn't be usually, and I was about to move the thread into C&G given how its gone, then I remembered the silly decision to merge celeb news into SD...so I assume this kind of thing is now fine :rolleyes:

I don't mind a bit of good-humoured banter, but the anti-English sentiment might be taken quite differently if it was being levelled against any other nation.

Couldn't agree more about SD & Celebrity. It's about the most destructive decision yet.

[Livia]

if England win the WC I think we should have a snap indy ref as Yes would win by a landslide

I think the English should vote on it next time. You'd still get your independence. By a landslide.

[Nicky91]

i think scottish are more envious that england is at the world cup and not their own team

even Wales made it to the euro cup 2 years ago, and not them


i bet Faroe Islands could make it to a euro cup or world cup sooner than the scots tbh, at least they also show improvement step by step

[Ammi]

:laugh: Ain't it funny how a lot of EU-loving, Open Borders supporting stalwarts who denounce any type of British patriotism go all Nationalistic when it comes to football and the World Cup?

...I have to say I’m probably one of those people Kirk...:laugh:...in that I generally have very little interest in football but I did vote to stay in the EU and do believe in immigration...all I can say is my reasons for really wanting England to win and feeling quite ‘Nationalistic’ about it if you like...because of so many things in the recent past that we’ve all gone through as a nation and felt as a nation...like the EU referendum that was so divided and kind of split us as a nation...and then the general election, which carried on that dividing and separating process...we’ve had national grief with Grendel Towers...so much sadness with the Manchester bombing and the Westminster attack...so many more things, I can’t recall all in those moment...but so many negatives we’ve all felt and shared as a nation...so something positive to celebrate and get on board with like a sporting event such as this...(..as with Harry and Megan’s marriage recently..)...is just such a great thing and a very much needed thing...as a nation we need to feel the good as well as the bad together...which is why I feel particularly Nationalistic about this or these little football matches...because their meaning and what they give is so important I that old balance of world stuff and country needs...

[Northern Monkey]

I don't mind a bit of good-humoured banter, but the anti-English sentiment might be taken quite differently if it was being levelled against any other nation.

Couldn't agree more about SD & Celebrity. It's about the most destructive decision yet.

It’s alright we English can take it.We just dust ourselves off,have a cup of tea and keep calm and carry on.



The grape crops do seem particularly sour way up north this year though :laugh:
(Maybe Sturgeon’s been staring at them too long)

[Wizard.]

All the Scottish people I know are ****in' racist towards England they are praying England lose like what kind of jealousy?

[Oliver_W]

Did the SNP run crying out of PMQs again?

[Crimson Dynamo]

All the Scottish people I know are ****in' racist towards England they are praying England lose like what kind of jealousy?

Not Rangers fans

that would be celtic, hibs and Aberdeen scumbags

[kirklancaster]

I think the English should vote on it next time. You'd still get your independence. By a landslide.

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[Nicky91]

All the Scottish people I know are ****in' racist towards England they are praying England lose like what kind of jealousy?

ignore them hun, that's the best thing you can do

[Toy Soldier]

Ffs, "y u all so mean and bitter wah!". This thread confirming that English people have no sense of humour? :joker:

[Toy Soldier]

All the Scottish people I know are ****in' racist towards England they are praying England lose like what kind of jealousy?Because its funny! I don't get it at all. I mean, I'm well aware that British people (from ALL parts of Britain) have a self-deprecating sense of humour and generally enjoy some gentle ribbing...

... But I swear, as soon as it comes to Football, England gets all super-serious :think:. What's that all about? The English commentators on England matches are especially hilarious. Like the bias verges on parody :hehe:.

[Toy Soldier]

Opposing player gently taps England player,

Commentary: "OMG Red card! He has been assaulted! Vicious! Call the police!! Abandon the game England wins by default!"


England player gets a knife from the crowd and stabs the opposing goalkeeper 5 times,

Commentary: "He tripped. Play on."

[Cherie]

:fist:Ffs, "y u all so mean and bitter wah!". This thread confirming that English people have no sense of humour? :joker:

Why is this in SD then..should be in chat if its meant to be ‘funny’ it was never meant to be funny lets be honest here at least :laugh:

[Cherie]

It's cute that E****nd think that they're going to win the whole tournament because they beat Columbia on penalties
http://www.parliament.scot/images/NicolaSturgeonMSP.jpg

E****nd ..how hilarious

[Denver]

England are the reason Scotland can afford to exist

[Toy Soldier]

England are the reason Scotland can afford to exist

It's a fair trade off really... as globally, Scotland is quite liked, so we drag up the image of the UK as a whole since everybody pretty much hates England :hehe:

[Vicky.]

It's a fair trade off really... as globally, Scotland is quite liked, so we drag up the image of the UK as a whole since everybody pretty much hates England :hehe:

True true :laugh:

[Toy Soldier]

For what it's worth... I'm happy that England got through in the end, they DO deserve to be in the 1/4 finals...

...but the idea of all of the sunburnt :omgno: faces in pubs up and down England when it went 1-1 at the last minute, AND all of the poopy pants when they went a goal down in penalties...

It just IS funny :joker:.

[Kazanne]

Up your kilts Scotties,Footballs coming HOME:hehe::wavey:

[Kazanne]

For what it's worth... I'm happy that England got through in the end, they DO deserve to be in the 1/4 finals...

...but the idea of all of the sunburnt :omgno: faces in pubs up and down England when it went 1-1 at the last minute, AND all of the poopy pants when they went a goal down in penalties...

It just IS funny :joker:.

English fans are just passionate about the team,I for one love to see them all cheering and happy, if we don't get through they will get over it as they are used to it,so how much better for them IF they win,I would love that for all the fans.

[Northern Monkey]

England never make it easy.

I think we have overly high expectations for the team.We’re not a top tier elite team like Brazil or France.We just think we should be cos we have the premiership.It’s always a scrappy battle for us.Our hopes and dreams usually lead to disappointment.

[Cherie]

For what it's worth... I'm happy that England got through in the end, they DO deserve to be in the 1/4 finals...

...but the idea of all of the sunburnt :omgno: faces in pubs up and down England when it went 1-1 at the last minute, AND all of the poopy pants when they went a goal down in penalties...

It just IS funny :joker:.

I never knew black or Asian people could sunburn...who knew, the idea that all English football fans are white...stereotyping much :laugh:

[Vicky.]

Of course black and Asian people can sunburn :suspect:

[Cherie]

Of course black and Asian people can sunburn :suspect:

They dont turn red though do they?

[Toy Soldier]

Not Cherie spreading race-myths whilst accusing other people of stereotyping :omgno:.

They do have skin, you know, Cherie :nono:

[Toy Soldier]

England never make it easy.

I think we have overly high expectations for the team.We’re not a top tier elite team like Brazil or France.We just think we should be cos we have the premiership.It’s always a scrappy battle for us.Our hopes and dreams usually lead to disappointment.

Surely the clue should be in the fact that very few of the top Premiership players are actually from England :p.

[Cherie]

Not Cherie spreading race-myths whilst accusing other people of stereotyping :omgno:.

They do have skin, you know, Cherie :nono:

They won’t show sunburn though, look at poor Alex on LI he is like a beetroot :laugh:

[Vicky.]

LOL Alex is not handling the sun at all :D

But yeah, black people do get red sunburn...not sure about Asian people as I don't know any, but I assume they do too. Have seen some really really nasty looking sunburn on black friends, like...it looks darker red obviously, but its still burn. Its also quite obvious, which you wouldn't expect.

[Northern Monkey]

Alex doesn’t handle the sun well and is usually fairly red.But has anyone noticed that when he’s talking to a girl he’s at his redest,Like super red?

I think he gets a little bit shy when he’s talking to the ladies in a ‘romantic’ way and blushes but he’s cleverly disguised it with sunburn.

[Northern Monkey]

This thread is awesome btw.
It’s gone from the SNP to a Scotland v England slanging match to Englands world cup chances to whether black people can get sunburn to Love Island

:joker:

[Kazanne]

This thread is awesome btw.
It’s gone from the SNP to a Scotland v England slanging match to Englands world cup chances to whether black people can get sunburn to Love Island

:joker:

I love it when threads go like this ,fitting a few topics into one:laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

The question is do sunburned British Asians support England?

:suspect:

[Kizzy]

Do your job... I don't see the issue. If there was an mp late for lunch because the cab driver stopped to watch the footy they'd be moaning :/

[Greg!]

:laugh: Ain't it funny how a lot of EU-loving, Open Borders supporting stalwarts who denounce any type of British patriotism go all Nationalistic when it comes to football and the World Cup?

The SNP are probs the most patriotic party in the UK! Difference is, they stan an actual good country!

Is this kind of stuff acceptable in serious debates now? No one considers is trolling?

It's celebrity news. :)

Ffs, "y u all so mean and bitter wah!". This thread confirming that English people have no sense of humour? :joker:

Tea!

Up your kilts Scotties,Footballs coming HOME:hehe::wavey:

Football was invented by Scotland.

[Denver]

No England did

[Denver]

It's a fair trade off really... as globally, Scotland is quite liked, so we drag up the image of the UK as a whole since everybody pretty much hates England :hehe:

Isn't Scotland the capital of drugs deaths?? Not really a good image to be having

[Greg!]

No England did

Incorrect

[Denver]

Well yes they did

[Greg!]

Well yes they did

Well no they didn't, Scotland invented ha like she invented everything else
www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/after-150-years-the-truth-scotland-invented-football-8756018.html%3famp

[Denver]

The Independent talk bull****

[Alf]

Football was invented by Scotland.They played a major part in its evolution. I believe they were the first to pass the ball and maybe the first to head the ball. But I don't think they invented football, unless you know something different?

[Kizzy]

Spiteful Nasty Pathetic.

I can do that

Corrupt Orrible Nightmare Shapeshifting Egomaniacs Revolting Vindictive Arrogant Tormentors Ignorant Vulnerable Eradicating Scum!!

[Greg!]

I can do that

corrupt orrible nightmare shapeshifting egomaniacs revolting vindictive arrogant tormentors ignorant vulnerable eradicating scum!!

tea!

[Alf]

I can do that

Corrupt Orrible Nightmare Shapeshifting Egomaniacs Revolting Vindictive Arrogant Tormentors Ignorant Vulnerable Eradicating Scum!!:laugh: Do UKIP

[Oliver_W]

Well no they didn't, Scotland invented ha like she invented everything else
www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/after-150-years-the-truth-scotland-invented-football-8756018.html%3famp

Even though the source is the Independent, it's still right. I thought everyone knew that the Vikings brought the game to GB, and it was in Scotland where it was roughly made what it is today.

[kirklancaster]

tea!

You have omitted the most important part of your response out, Greg:

STUPIDI- tea.

[kirklancaster]

:laugh: Do UKIP

I'll do one for you while you wait a few weeks for your request to be delivered, Alf:

Losing Anti-Semitic Bigoted Obnoxious Unruly Reprobates

Any good?

[Toy Soldier]

Isn't Scotland the capital of drugs deaths?? Not really a good image to be havingYes, because Scottish (and Northern English, to be fair) families and communities were destroyed by the Conservative Westminster government in the 80's leading to higher levels of social breakdown and addiction a generation down the line. The Scottish NHS is now doing an admirable job of tackling those issues, no thanks to the brand-new-but-just-the-same Conservative government of the 2010's.

How cruel of you to bring this up :nono:.

[Northern Monkey]

Unelected Knobheads Impair Parliament

[Northern Monkey]

Unruly Knockers Invite Pain

[Twosugars]

Invite pain part is excellent

[Toy Soldier]

Ugliest K*nts In Politics

[kirklancaster]

I'm not a Labour supporter Kirk :think:. It's like you don't know me at all!

:joker::joker::joker::joker: FFS - I RESPONDED to the WRONG post. :laugh::laugh::laugh: I'm so sorry T.S. You KNOW we are mates and I do know you are not a Corbyn and Abbott supporter.

Sorry.

[Marsh.]

It's like a pub in here. Chill the feck out the lot of yer!!

[kirklancaster]

It's like a pub in here. Chill the feck out the lot of yer!!

:laugh: Done mate, I'm chilled. :laugh:

[Marsh.]

Has there ever been a more handsome man... http://www.parliament.scot/images/NicolaSturgeonMSP.jpg

[kirklancaster]

Has there ever been a more handsome man... http://www.parliament.scot/images/NicolaSturgeonMSP.jpg

:laugh: Err, yes. :laugh:

[Cherie]

Football was invented by Scotland.

You would think they would be good at it then :fan:

[Toy Soldier]

It's like a pub in here. Chill the feck out the lot of yer!!Who'd'you fink your tellina chill aat bruv? Billy Big bollocks 'ere finkin ee's King'o'the fakkin pub? Ger'ratt! Go on! Back to ya poncy chat n games pub you plonkaaa.

... My finest 'stenders accent :idc: :umm2:

Has there ever been a more handsome man... http://www.parliament.scot/images/NicolaSturgeonMSP.jpgMona Lisa Smile :flutter:.

Such a calming presence, now I'm definitely chill.

[Niamh.]

:laugh: Do UKIP

Un-Known Immigrants Prohibited

[Niamh.]

You would think they would be good at it then :fan:

https://media.tenor.com/images/303a86814b295a12571845417a559068/tenor.gif

[Wizard.]

Isn't Scotland the capital of drugs deaths?? Not really a good image to be having

yeah Glasgow full of junkies

[Crimson Dynamo]

we love xenophobia

exact same as homophobia but just not as popular with the young at the moment


:idc:

[Toy Soldier]

It's nonsense anyway. I mean I'm not saying Glasgow isn't full of junkies... Just that I lived in Lancashire for 3 years and can confidently tell you that it's ALSO full of junkies. So there :hmph:.

[Niamh.]

It's nonsense anyway. I mean I'm not saying Glasgow isn't full of junkies... Just that I lived in Lancashire for 3 years and can confidently tell you that it's ALSO full of junkies. So there :hmph:.

Like most big cities lets be honest

[Livia]

Remember when this used to be serious debates?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Remember when this used to be serious debates?

never mind that Liv

Kim Kardashian flaunts her toned body in Dior bikini on the Fourth Of July after trying to wakeboard


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/07/05/03/4DEF862500000578-0-image-m-53_1530756693026.jpg

[Kizzy]

You have omitted the most important part of your response out, Greg:

STUPIDI- tea.

You started it.... :idc:

Yours is rubbish btw

I'm not doing UKIP they're enough of a joke and there's some great ones here already.

[Livia]

LOL.... madness LT, sheer madness. It's like Hello Magazine amalgamating with the Financial Times.

[Kizzy]

Financial times?.... pffft! the express more like! :laugh:

[Greg!]

Financial times?.... pffft! the express more like! :laugh:

SD was Daily Star-esque before, celeb news has improved ha dramatically

[Marsh.]

Who'd'you fink your tellina chill aat bruv? Billy Big bollocks 'ere finkin ee's King'o'the fakkin pub? Ger'ratt! Go on! Back to ya poncy chat n games pub you plonkaaa.

... My finest 'stenders accent :idc: :umm2:

It's like Danny Dyer is here in the room. :flutter:

[Greg!]

1015626644235702272

Nic is the queen of trolling :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

she probably stuffed it up her vag before giving it back the porno Queen

:flutter:

[Greg!]

http://www.parliament.scot/images/NicolaSturgeonMSP.jpg

[Alf]

http://www.parliament.scot/images/NicolaSturgeonMSP.jpg
Vtpk0dH9LJM

[arista]

You started it.... :idc:

Yours is rubbish btw

I'm not doing UKIP they're enough of a joke and there's some great ones here already.


No Kizzy
has she had her feed cut off?

[Matthew.]

Nicola :love: