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Wizard.
11-07-2018, 09:26 PM
It's that Atomic Kitten are still relevant national icons!

Denver
11-07-2018, 09:26 PM
What is the World Up?

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:26 PM
and that the Scottish are superior!

Wizard.
11-07-2018, 09:29 PM
and that the Scottish are superior!

come back when Scotland are in the semi-finals dahling, only semi's they're getting any time soon is a hardon over Irn Bru returning to its original recipe!

Jordan.
11-07-2018, 09:30 PM
come back when Scotland are in the semi-finals dahling, only semi's they're getting any time soon is a hardon over Irn Bru returning to its original recipe!

WELP

RileyH
11-07-2018, 09:32 PM
come back when Scotland are in the semi-finals dahling, only semi's they're getting any time soon is a hardon over Irn Bru returning to its original recipe!

aaaah :laugh2:

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:33 PM
Scotland has gorge scenery, nice people, good banter and incredible history. En*land has Brexit, racism, majority tory population, the EDL and a shîte football team. Quite sad really!

LukeB
11-07-2018, 09:34 PM
Scotland ha gorge scenery, nice people, good banter and incredible history. En*land has Brexit, racism, majority tory population and the EDL. Quite sad really!

drag us! it's true, we don't want those things but we have :( so gross

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 09:34 PM
come back when Scotland are in the semi-finals dahling, only semi's they're getting any time soon is a hardon over Irn Bru returning to its original recipe!

https://media1.tenor.com/images/766a08c5c25dbe6e3ccc33ad60f0fb9e/tenor.gif?itemid=3535960

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:34 PM
drag us! it's true

Tea! You also have Birmingham, feel a bit sorry for you really!

Wizard.
11-07-2018, 09:35 PM
Scotland ha gorge scenery, nice people, good banter and incredible history. En*land has Brexit, racism, majority tory population and the EDL. Quite sad really!

Maybe, but Scotland has as equally bad things, like slums, junkie dickheads, racism, independence, a majority SNP population, and again, nationalist racists. But at least we have better football. Stay pressed! And I am actually Scottish, I just disowned you and got England to adopt me!

Denver
11-07-2018, 09:35 PM
Scotland has gorge scenery, nice people, good banter and incredible history. En*land has Brexit, racism, majority tory population, the EDL and a shîte football team. Quite sad really!

I wouldnt call needles on the streets of Glasgow gorgeous scenery

Wizard.
11-07-2018, 09:36 PM
I wouldnt call needles on the streets of Glasgow gorgeous scenery

:joker::joker::joker: I have seen them first hand! And when I was in Glasgow I saw a woman sh*tting in a bucket... in the street!

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:36 PM
I wouldnt call needles on the streets of Glasgow gorgeous scenery

Glasgow is stunning, no English city can relate
https://peoplemakeglasgow.com/images/Visiting/Navigation_menu/glasgow-uni-half.jpg

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 09:38 PM
Scotland has gorge scenery, nice people, good banter and incredible history. En*land has Brexit, racism, majority tory population, the EDL and a shîte football team. Quite sad really!

All that is irrel when you have nicola sturgeon

Wizard.
11-07-2018, 09:38 PM
All that is irrel when you have nicola sturgeon

And we have Natasha Hamilton AND Kerry Katona! Keep Michelle Mcmanus!

Denver
11-07-2018, 09:39 PM
All that is irrel when you have nicola sturgeon

Drag ha

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:40 PM
All that is irrel when you have nicola sturgeon

Nicola has held the world cup, something no one from your country will ever achieve.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dhg7CULWsAEjZN3.jpg:large

Denver
11-07-2018, 09:40 PM
Come back when Scotland is the birth place of someone a perfect as Tula Paulinea Contostavlos

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:40 PM
No, I'm not resizing!

Wizard.
11-07-2018, 09:40 PM
Nicola has held the world cup, something no one from your country will ever achieve.


sis, her dildo don't count.

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 09:42 PM
Did the rough bint win it?

Have Scotland ever won it? Actually have they ever qualified?

Barry.
11-07-2018, 09:42 PM
Come back when Scotland is the birth place of someone a perfect as Tula Paulinea Contostavlos

Didn't she do drugs, not perfect.

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:43 PM
Did the rough bint win it?

Have Scotland ever won it? Actually have they ever qualified?

Yes, more times than England despite having a population 10 times smaller than ha!

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 09:43 PM
Yes, more times than England despite having a population 10 times smaller than ha!

What about this year?

Denver
11-07-2018, 09:44 PM
Didn't she do drugs, not perfect.

Slander is a criminal offence

armand.kay
11-07-2018, 09:45 PM
Glasgow is stunning, no English city can relate
https://peoplemakeglasgow.com/images/Visiting/Navigation_menu/glasgow-uni-half.jpg

Bath says hi

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:45 PM
What about this year?

This year England spectacularly and embarrassingly crashed out of the world cup at the hands of Croatia. :(

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:45 PM
Bath says hi

Hmm one of me best friends was born there. A cute city. The only exception!

Kazanne
11-07-2018, 09:46 PM
Glasgow is stunning, no English city can relate
https://peoplemakeglasgow.com/images/Visiting/Navigation_menu/glasgow-uni-half.jpg

You've obviously never seen Bath or Oxford There are many beautiful places in England.

Cherie
11-07-2018, 09:46 PM
Yes, more times than England despite having a population 10 times smaller than ha!

Lies....

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:46 PM
Lies....

Truth....

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:47 PM
Cherie we all know you want Ireland back in the UK but it ain't gonna happen just cos you support England. Sorry about it.

Barry.
11-07-2018, 09:47 PM
Yes, more times than England despite having a population 10 times smaller than ha!

England have done better than us this year.

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 09:47 PM
If anything your attrocious lies are embarresing.

England's recollections of the 2018 world cup will be coming at least 4th. Scotlands recollections will be some trashy girl slut dropping on an ambulance. Are you proud?

Cherie
11-07-2018, 09:48 PM
Truth....

Prove it’s the truth...

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 09:48 PM
Lies....

I just checked and it is indeed a flat out lie.

Disgusting!

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:49 PM
If anything your attrocious lies are embarresing.

England's recollections of the 2018 world cup will be coming at least 4th. Scotlands recollections will be some trashy girl slut dropping on an ambulance. Are you proud?

She supported England, therefore she is a Rangers fan and probably goes on Orange Walks, therefore is not a true Scot. NEXT.

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:49 PM
Prove it’s the truth...

It's a well known fact.

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 09:49 PM
She supported England, therefore she is a Rangers fan and probably goes on Orange Walks, therefore is not a true Scot. NEXT.

Born scottish. She's your trash.

Cherie
11-07-2018, 09:49 PM
I just checked and it is indeed a flat out lie.

Disgusting!

Sad isn’t it to sink so low

Wizard.
11-07-2018, 09:50 PM
If anything your attrocious lies are embarresing.

England's recollections of the 2018 world cup will be coming at least 4th. Scotlands recollections will be some trashy girl slut dropping on an ambulance. Are you proud?

:joker:

Alf
11-07-2018, 09:50 PM
I feel for the Scots, they love their football too, and it must be hurting them watching us having fun in the sun.

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:51 PM
I feel for the Scots, they love their football too, and it must be hurting them watching us having fun in the sun.

Not anymore you're not babes! SPOILERS: this evening you were eliminated from the World Cup 2018.

Wizard.
11-07-2018, 09:51 PM
I feel for the Scots, they love their football too, and it must be hurting them watching us having fun in the sun.

Yep. Us English getting our Vitamin D whilst their brittle bones turn to dust!

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:51 PM
Born scottish. She's your trash.

She was one gal, there were hundreds of EN*LISH people encouraging her. Sad.

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:52 PM
Yep. Us English getting our Vitamin D whilst their brittle bones turn to dust!

We've been enjoying the heatwave while yous stay indoors wanking off to Gareth Southgate hehe!

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:52 PM
Who FAILED to bring it home btw.

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:53 PM
Even though 'home' in a football context is Scotland since it was invented there.

Alf
11-07-2018, 09:54 PM
Not anymore you're not babes! SPOILERS: this evening you were eliminated from the World Cup 2018.You were eliminated months ago.

Wizard.
11-07-2018, 09:54 PM
Who FAILED to bring it home btw.

We never said WHEN it was coming home. Italy, Spain, Germany then possibly France. Who's the last of the Big 5 in Eurovision? England! 2022 here we come and the gays are coming!

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 09:54 PM
Not anymore you're not babes! SPOILERS: this evening you were eliminated from the World Cup 2018.

At least we qualified x

Denver
11-07-2018, 09:55 PM
Who FAILED to bring it home btw.

Who failed to actually leave home?

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:55 PM
You were eliminated months ago.

Us caring! Football is the only thing En*lish people can feel patriotic about because every aspect of their country is embarrassing!

Alf
11-07-2018, 09:55 PM
Get Greg

Wizard.
11-07-2018, 09:56 PM
Us caring! Football is the only thing En*lish people can feel patriotic about because every aspect of their country is embarrassing!

We have the QUEEN! The world's oldest Parliament, and food people actually wanna eat, like fish and chips! Keep your haggis sis!

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:56 PM
Maybe I snapped.

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 09:57 PM
Get the gorgeous English beaut off your avi. You are not and will never be worthy.

Cherie
11-07-2018, 09:57 PM
Get Greg

I think the unexpected Scottish heatwave has fried his brain cell

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:57 PM
We have the QUEEN! The world's oldest Parliament, and food people actually wanna eat, like fish and chips! Keep your haggis sis!

Fish and chips was invented in Scotland babes! Whom cares if it's the oldest parliament, it's full of Tories. And the queen is a wrinkly old slag!

Wizard.
11-07-2018, 09:58 PM
Get the gorgeous English beaut off your avi. You are not and will never be worthy.

Yep, she might be ginger but he has no ownership! The celts are shook!

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:58 PM
Get the gorgeous English beaut off your avi. You are not and will never be worthy.

She's ginger so she's Scottish.

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 09:58 PM
I think the unexpected Scottish heatwave has fried his brain cell

Gingers are more susceptible to the sun bless them

Jordan.
11-07-2018, 09:58 PM
Scotland is lucky it borders England because that's the only way anyone would be able to find it on a map

LukeB
11-07-2018, 09:59 PM
Us caring! Football is the only thing En*lish people can feel patriotic about because every aspect of their country is embarrassing!

I blame the EDL and brexit

Greg!
11-07-2018, 09:59 PM
Scotland is lucky it borders England because that's the only way anyone would be able to find it on a map

Other way round babes.

MB.
11-07-2018, 09:59 PM
embarresing.

I'm calling it now, you're secretly the WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW HOW TO FLUSH A TOILET AFTER THEY'VE HAD A SHET? DISGUSTENG! woman, which means you've been secretly Scottish all along :think:

Wizard.
11-07-2018, 09:59 PM
Fish and chips was invented in Scotland babes! Whom cares if it's the oldest parliament, it's full of Tories. And the queen is a wrinkly old slag!

Oh you didn't just do that did you? You did, didn't you? You went there, didn't YA! You're ASKING FOR IT! YOU'RE DYING FOR IT? Get off, my queen!

Denver
11-07-2018, 09:59 PM
Fish and chips was invented in Scotland babes! Whom cares if it's the oldest parliament, it's full of Tories. And the queen is a wrinkly old slag!

Fried fish as a culinary trend may have begun in Lancashire or it may have come from London's Western Sephardic Jews.[2][3] Originally, Western Sephardic Jews settling in England in the 17th century would have prepared fried fish in a manner similar to Pescado frito, which is coated in a flour.[4] Battered fish is first coated in flour then dipped into a batter consisting of flour mixed with liquid, usually water but sometimes beer. Some newer modifications to the recipe may have cornflour added, and instead of beer sometimes soda water is added.[5] In 1860, the first fish and chip shop was opened in London by Joseph Malin[6] who sold "fish fried in the Jewish fashion".[7]

Denver
11-07-2018, 09:59 PM
Fish and chips was invented in Scotland babes! Whom cares if it's the oldest parliament, it's full of Tories. And the queen is a wrinkly old slag!

Fried fish as a culinary trend may have begun in Lancashire or it may have come from London's Western Sephardic Jews.[2][3] Originally, Western Sephardic Jews settling in England in the 17th century would have prepared fried fish in a manner similar to Pescado frito, which is coated in a flour.[4] Battered fish is first coated in flour then dipped into a batter consisting of flour mixed with liquid, usually water but sometimes beer. Some newer modifications to the recipe may have cornflour added, and instead of beer sometimes soda water is added.[5] In 1860, the first fish and chip shop was opened in London by Joseph Malin[6] who sold "fish fried in the Jewish fashion".[7]

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 10:01 PM
She's ginger so she's Scottish.

Born in Leeds so she's not. Keep sreaming you silly COW!

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 10:01 PM
She's ginger so she's Scottish.

Born in Leeds so she's not. Keep dreaming you silly COW!

MB.
11-07-2018, 10:02 PM
Maybe I snapped.

Sis snapped like Michael Owen's leg!

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:02 PM
Fried fish as a culinary trend may have begun in Lancashire or it may have come from London's Western Sephardic Jews.[2][3] Originally, Western Sephardic Jews settling in England in the 17th century would have prepared fried fish in a manner similar to Pescado frito, which is coated in a flour.[4] Battered fish is first coated in flour then dipped into a batter consisting of flour mixed with liquid, usually water but sometimes beer. Some newer modifications to the recipe may have cornflour added, and instead of beer sometimes soda water is added.[5] In 1860, the first fish and chip shop was opened in London by Joseph Malin[6] who sold "fish fried in the Jewish fashion".[7]

Too long didn't read.

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:03 PM
Born in Leeds so she's not. Keep dreaming you silly COW!

She's Scottish.

Denver
11-07-2018, 10:03 PM
Too long didn't read.

Didn't or couldn't?

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 10:04 PM
She's Scottish.

Is Leeds in Scumland?

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:04 PM
The only good thing about England was Princess Diana. But she died :(

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:05 PM
The only good thing about England was Princess Diana. But she died :(

Much like England's world cup dreams, hahahahaha!

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:05 PM
Is Leeds in Scumland?

Laura Carter was born in Dunfermline.

Denver
11-07-2018, 10:06 PM
Much like England's world cup dreams, hahahahaha!

At least it isnt from an overdose

Glenn.
11-07-2018, 10:07 PM
come back when Scotland are in the semi-finals dahling, only semi's they're getting any time soon is a hardon over Irn Bru returning to its original recipe!

GOODBYE

Wizard.
11-07-2018, 10:07 PM
At least it isnt from an overdose

CAH

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:07 PM
GOODBYE

Wasn't that funny. Let's not be silly.

Alf
11-07-2018, 10:10 PM
Fish and chips was invented in Scotland babes! Whom cares if it's the oldest parliament, it's full of Tories. And the queen is a wrinkly old slag!She just gets a lot of action because she's Queen, unlike cob-web fanny, Sturgeon.

Glenn.
11-07-2018, 10:11 PM
Wasn't that funny. Let's not be silly.

Back off sturgeon

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:13 PM
She just gets a lot of action because she's Queen, unlike cob-web fanny, Sturgeon.

Typo! I meant to say slug instead of slag. She's only had one partner and she was so boring he cheated on ha. Poor wrinkly reptile sis.

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:13 PM
Stream Witness by Katy Perry

Wizard.
11-07-2018, 10:16 PM
Greg is a scottish troll

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:16 PM
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming, fūck all's coming home!

Denver
11-07-2018, 10:18 PM
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming, its coming home!

A Glaswegian after he buys some smack??

Glenn.
11-07-2018, 10:19 PM
A Glaswegian after he buys some smack??

*robs some smack

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:20 PM
Adam babes no offence but all you say is that people in Glasgow take drugs, it's boring!
IEAW136uQYo

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 10:21 PM
It's coming home, it's coming home, it's coming, fūck all's coming home!

Again. At least we have won it. You irn bru swilling, sheeps intestine eating gingers will NEVER

Denver
11-07-2018, 10:21 PM
All you say is Scotland is better it's boring

RileyH
11-07-2018, 10:22 PM
Poor wrinkly reptile sis.

:joker::joker::joker:

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:23 PM
All you say is Scotland is better it's boring

Because it's true!

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 10:23 PM
If the scots hate us so much why did they vote to remain with us?

Have you got no self belief you can cope alone with miserable bitch sturgeon running things?

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:23 PM
Again. At least we have won it. You irn bru swilling, sheeps intestine eating inbreds will NEVER

Yes in 1966, we been knew, cos it's all you lot bloody bang on about cos it's one of your nation's only achievements.

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 10:24 PM
Welp is this serious between Adam and Greg? Im just messing like :skull:

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 10:25 PM
Yes in 1966, we been knew, cos it's all you lot bloody bang on about cos it's one of your nation's only achievements.

You sound jealous!

Denver
11-07-2018, 10:25 PM
I'm joking he isn't

RileyH
11-07-2018, 10:25 PM
Irn Bru is gorgeous :elephant:

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:25 PM
I'm joking he isn't

Other way round my chick!

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:25 PM
Irn Bru is gorgeous :elephant:

TEA!

LukeB
11-07-2018, 10:26 PM
Irn Bru is gorgeous :elephant:

Best drink ever

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 10:27 PM
Well Greg has lied so I believe English born, and therfore more trustworthy, Adam.

Jack_
11-07-2018, 10:28 PM
En*land has Brexit, racism, majority tory population, the EDL

What has any of this (true stuff) got to do with the England football team and many of its fans? I support Scotland and other home nations in the Commonwealth Games (that I bet you didn't bother watching), I supported Wales in the Euros, etc etc, why do you need to be bitter and petty?

Denver
11-07-2018, 10:28 PM
What has any of this (true stuff) got to do with the England football team and many of its fans? I support Scotland and other home nations in the Commonwealth Games (that I bet you didn't bother watching), I supported Wales in the Euros, etc etc, why do you need to be bitter and petty?

Wow Jack snapped

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:29 PM
What has any of this (true stuff) got to do with the England football team and many of its fans?

Everything.

TomC
11-07-2018, 10:29 PM
Jc this threads a mess

TomC
11-07-2018, 10:30 PM
Irrelevant to the thread title I know, but Scotland is the superior nation, that's my two Scorch pennies

Denver
11-07-2018, 10:33 PM
I would feel safe t living in Syria then Scotland

Jack_
11-07-2018, 10:33 PM
Everything.

How about you elaborate? Given the ethnic makeup of the England team and the not-so-obvious anti Brexit remarks from our manager I'm looking forward to this

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:33 PM
I would feel safe t living in Syria then Scotland

Go and live there then SLAG!

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:34 PM
Irrelevant to the thread title I know, but Scotland is the superior nation, that's my two Scorch pennies

:clap1:

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 10:37 PM
Irrelevant to the thread title I know, but Scotland is the superior nation, that's my two Scorch pennies

Thats two weeks in job seekers wasted on being wrong

TomC
11-07-2018, 10:43 PM
Thats two weeks in job seekers wasted on being wrong

The jokes not funny if you have to explain it, what are you on about?

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 10:46 PM
The jokes not funny if you have to explain it, what are you on about?

The recipient isn't intelligent enough if you have to explain in the first place x

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 10:48 PM
How about you elaborate? Given the ethnic makeup of the England team and the not-so-obvious anti Brexit remarks from our manager I'm looking forward to this

https://78.media.tumblr.com/e4d0ad28b34ce99f94563cd283dc942f/tumblr_mhi7c6flDp1qmqmtgo4_250.gif

You waiting with baited breath for a reply?

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:51 PM
How about you elaborate? Given the ethnic makeup of the England team and the not-so-obvious anti Brexit remarks from our manager I'm looking forward to this

it's just banter sis...

Marsh.
11-07-2018, 10:55 PM
Yes in 1966, we been knew, cos it's all you lot bloody bang on about cos it's one of your nation's only achievements.

Without England, you lot are NOWT.

Marsh.
11-07-2018, 10:56 PM
If the scots hate us so much why did they vote to remain with us?

Have you got no self belief you can cope alone with miserable bitch sturgeon running things?

They couldn't find themselves on a map without us!

Jack_
11-07-2018, 10:57 PM
https://78.media.tumblr.com/e4d0ad28b34ce99f94563cd283dc942f/tumblr_mhi7c6flDp1qmqmtgo4_250.gif

You waiting with baited breath for a reply?

And in the end, this was it #foundout

it's just banter sis...

Sure Jan

Alf
11-07-2018, 10:58 PM
Marsh has arrived. Now there's trouble.

Greg!
11-07-2018, 10:59 PM
Sure Jan

Just cos you can't bloody take a joke! Not everything needs a logical explanation

Marsh.
11-07-2018, 11:00 PM
Marsh has arrived. Now there's trouble.

Oh Alf's here...

***** banter klaxon*

Jack_
11-07-2018, 11:01 PM
Just cos you can't bloody take a joke! Not everything needs a logical explanation

There isn't anything funny in this thread though? I've laughed at plenty of anti-England stuff on Twitter in the last hour or so that was actually witty, none of this is...because it's quite clearly legit and not humour lol

Greg!
11-07-2018, 11:02 PM
Speak for yourself, I think i'm hilarious as does 99% of the forum x

Glenn.
11-07-2018, 11:02 PM
Jack just coming in and ending the pair of you though :clap1:

Greg!
11-07-2018, 11:03 PM
Jack just coming in and ending the pair of you though :clap1:

Where

Greg!
11-07-2018, 11:03 PM
Wait who's the other one in the pair?

Denver
11-07-2018, 11:04 PM
Ego?

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 11:04 PM
Wait who's the other one in the pair?

You and Sturgeon.

Greg!
11-07-2018, 11:04 PM
You and Sturgeon.

Ugh queen

TomC
11-07-2018, 11:04 PM
The recipient isn't intelligent enough if you have to explain in the first place x

Hmmm last time I checked I went to one of the best unis in the UK... its in Scotland now I think about it!

Greg!
11-07-2018, 11:06 PM
Hmmm last time I checked I went to one of the best unis in the UK... its in Scotland now I think about it!

oop!

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 11:06 PM
Hmmm last time I checked I went to one of the best unis in the UK... its in Scotland now I think about it!

When did you last check?

Ant.
11-07-2018, 11:07 PM
Hmmm last time I checked I went to one of the best unis in the UK... its in Scotland now I think about it!

If it's not Oxford or Cambridge WE'RE NOT INTERESTED!

Wizard.
11-07-2018, 11:07 PM
Atomic Kitten didn't deserve this!

Ant.
11-07-2018, 11:08 PM
The only think Scotland has is a bank and a yard

Alf
11-07-2018, 11:08 PM
Oh Alf's here...

***** banter klaxon*He loves me really!

TomC
11-07-2018, 11:09 PM
When did you last check?

In the last uni league tables my dear

Wizard.
11-07-2018, 11:09 PM
The only think Scotland has is a bank and a yard

Oh and don't forget the Scottish widows!

Denver
11-07-2018, 11:10 PM
It was last in uni league tables my dear

Oh ok

Greg!
11-07-2018, 11:10 PM
Charli XCX would not exist without Scotland since ha dad is Scottish. Argument won. CLOSE this thread!

Glenn.
11-07-2018, 11:11 PM
The Queen lives in Scotland.

Ant.
11-07-2018, 11:11 PM
Oh and don't forget the Scottish widows!

I don't NEED life insurance!

Greg!
11-07-2018, 11:12 PM
The Queen lives in Scotland.

Nicola? Yes we know!

Glenn.
11-07-2018, 11:12 PM
Nicola? Yes we know!

Not that old wench. JK Rowling of course

Ant.
11-07-2018, 11:13 PM
The Duke of Edinburgh award wouldn't exist if Scotland didn't exist and I think that's reason enough to wish Scotland out of existence

Greg!
11-07-2018, 11:13 PM
Not that old wench. JK Rowling of course

Hm a lowkey legend even if she is annoying recently.

Jordan.
11-07-2018, 11:14 PM
Atomic Kitten didn't deserve this!

The saddest part about all of this is Natasha Hamilton punctured both her lungs in that twitter video for nowt

Greg!
11-07-2018, 11:14 PM
The Duke of Edinburgh award wouldn't exist if Scotland didn't exist and I think that's reason enough to wish Scotland out of existence

Not our fault English/Greek Phil appropriated the name of Edinburgh without our permission!

Ant.
11-07-2018, 11:14 PM
Not that old wench. JK Rowling of course

Do we actually know if she was Scottish? Or was she just asked on Twitter and she responded "um yeah!" in an attempt to be all inclusive?

Ant.
11-07-2018, 11:14 PM
Not our fault English/Greek Phil appropriated the name of Edinburgh without our permission!

you should be bloody glad we saw inspiration in your country!

Marsh.
11-07-2018, 11:17 PM
Do we actually know if she was Scottish? Or was she just asked on Twitter and she responded "um yeah!" in an attempt to be all inclusive?

She's a Scottish citizen, yes.

Ant.
11-07-2018, 11:18 PM
She's a Scottish citizen, yes.

oh wow the country can burn for all i care

Marsh.
11-07-2018, 11:19 PM
Is Ant actually coming for Queen Joanne of Rowling?

BURN IN HELL !!!

Ant.
11-07-2018, 11:22 PM
Is Ant actually coming for Queen Joanne of Rowling?

BURN IN HELL !!!

Im so SICK of her just writing biweekly fanfics of her own work and confirming the entire cast of Harry Potter is homosexual to some degree just to appease to the public!

MAKE HARRY STRAIGHT YOU LIBTARD!

Marsh.
11-07-2018, 11:23 PM
Im so SICK of her just writing biweekly fanfics of her own work and confirming the entire cast of Harry Potter is homosexual to some degree just to appease to the public!

MAKE HARRY STRAIGHT YOU LIBTARD!

Except only Dumbledore is gay and that was revealed like 15 years ago.

Get over it you faggit!

The only thing she discusses these days regarding Harry Potter is the new movies she's writing.

Greg!
11-07-2018, 11:25 PM
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Marsh.
11-07-2018, 11:27 PM
Scotland have such little going on they have to focus so heavily on our achievements, our sports, our politics. :D

Wizard.
11-07-2018, 11:28 PM
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All the guys walking home were FIT so check your facts

Jack_
11-07-2018, 11:28 PM
Speak for yourself, I think i'm hilarious as does 99% of the forum x

I said in this thread, and the only laugh you've got was a jibe at the Queen who I don't support either so that doesn't say a lot

Now remind me who you were cheering on in the Commonwealth Games? Cause I can't remember you making a single post about it

Ant.
11-07-2018, 11:29 PM
Except only Dumbledore is gay and that was revealed like 15 years ago.

Get over it you faggit!

The only thing she discusses these days regarding Harry Potter is the new movies she's writing.

Oh you must be joking. ANOTHER ONE?!!?

Greg!
11-07-2018, 11:29 PM
I said in this thread, and the only laugh you've got was a jibe at the Queen who I don't support either so that doesn't say a lot

Now remind me who you were cheering on in the Commonwealth Games? Cause I can't remember you making a single post about it

Well Scotland obvs x

Jack_
11-07-2018, 11:31 PM
Well Scotland obvs x

Any particular athletes? Moments/games/races you remember? That you stayed up for?

Greg!
11-07-2018, 11:33 PM
Any particular athletes? Moments/games/races you remember? That you stayed up for?

fff can't really remember, what's this got to do with anything :skull:

Marsh.
11-07-2018, 11:34 PM
Oh you must be joking. ANOTHER ONE?!!?

I think you're a little bitch, actually!

Ant.
11-07-2018, 11:37 PM
I think you're a little bitch, actually!

There's a deep sadness in you. A deep sadness!

Jack_
11-07-2018, 11:38 PM
fff can't really remember, what's this got to do with anything :skull:

Because you didn't watch any of it, FAKE Scottish fan alert! That's my point, if I can support other home nations, why can't you?

Now tell me this time, what does any of the Brexit/Tory/racist stuff - which you know I'm definitely against - have to do with our football team and many of its fans?

Ant.
11-07-2018, 11:39 PM
not trying to say Scots are evil but Atomic Kitten have had their spotlight TAKEN

Greg!
11-07-2018, 11:40 PM
Because you didn't watch any of it, FAKE Scottish fan alert! That's my point, if I can support other home nations, why can't you?

Now tell me this time, what does any of the Brexit/Tory/racist stuff - which you know I'm definitely against - have to do with our football team and many of its fans?

Don't tell me who to support? Why do you even care who Scottish people support. I couldn't give two ****s if England support Scotland in a sporting event or not quite frankly! That's their prerogative!/ Britney

Greg!
11-07-2018, 11:46 PM
Oh and the Brexit stuff is just a wee bitta banter OBVIOUSLY!

Jack_
11-07-2018, 11:47 PM
Don't tell me who to support? Why do you even care who Scottish people support. I couldn't give two ****s if England support Scotland in a sporting event or not quite frankly! That's their prerogative!/ Britney

Because if many English people - for all our faults - are willing to support other home nations in sporting events that are totally detached from politics and the like, why can't you? That's why! Now for the third time...

What does any of the Brexit/Tory/racist stuff - which you know I'm definitely against - have to do with our football team and many of its fans?

Greg!
11-07-2018, 11:50 PM
Because if many English people - for all our faults - are willing to support other home nations in sporting events that are totally detached from politics and the like, why can't you? That's why! Now for the third time...

What does any of the Brexit/Tory/racist stuff - which you know I'm definitely against - have to do with our football team and many of its fans?

Good for you! I'm my own woman and chose not to support England in sport, like most of the rest of Scotland, because of rivalry and cos the English pundits on TV are annoying.

And as I've said like 3 times already, the Brexit stuff is just a wee laugh and a joke x

Amy Jade
11-07-2018, 11:52 PM
I actually agree with Jack on that.

When Wales did well at football a few month ago I supported them and willed them on despite being English. I haven't noticed many welsh people being shady on my fb but scottish people have been quite nasty.

Twosugars
11-07-2018, 11:57 PM
Thought it was some funny English Scottish shade for a couple of pages. Why you take it so serious now?

Barry.
11-07-2018, 11:58 PM
I supported all of the uk at the commonwealth games. I don't get all of the hate English get from Scotland.

Ross.
11-07-2018, 11:59 PM
Screaming at Greg vs. the forum

Amy Jade
12-07-2018, 12:00 AM
Thought it was some funny English Scottish shade for a couple of pages. Why you take it so serious now?

It turned so quickly didn't it! :laugh2:

Barry.
12-07-2018, 12:00 AM
Greg caring

https://uploadir.com/u/0k34dcz0

Alf
12-07-2018, 12:01 AM
Screaming at Greg vs. the forumHe's held his own, which is like a busman's holiday for him.

Twosugars
12-07-2018, 12:06 AM
It turned so quickly didn't it! :laugh2:

Yeah, you and Greg were doing fine
Next time I look and it's gone to **** :shrug:

Greg!
12-07-2018, 12:07 AM
He's held his own, which is like a busman's holiday for him.

I don't know what this means! Is this shade?

Twosugars
12-07-2018, 12:09 AM
Compliment

Greg!
12-07-2018, 12:10 AM
Oh in that case, thank you gorgeous Alf.

Jack_
12-07-2018, 12:10 AM
Good for you! I'm my own woman and chose not to support England in sport, like most of the rest of Scotland, because of rivalry and cos the English pundits on TV are annoying.

And as I've said like 3 times already, the Brexit stuff is just a wee laugh and a joke x

Most people would agree with you on that though? The English media are a joke too - but what has that got to do with the team itself and many of the fans? As the London Olympics proved, sport transcends politics and current affairs and brings people together, what's so hard about showing some support to another home nation? I've seen other Scots do the same so it's hardly 'the rest of Scotland'

And it didn't read that way I'm afraid x

Greg!
12-07-2018, 12:12 AM
Any Scot who supports an England team at any sporting event is a Tory. Fact.

Barry.
12-07-2018, 12:14 AM
Any Scot who supports an England team at any sporting event is a Tory. Fact.

I do and I am SNP. So now what bitch?

Greg!
12-07-2018, 12:14 AM
I do and I am SNP. So now what bitch?

Don't you come for me!

Barry.
12-07-2018, 12:16 AM
Don't you come for me!

https://media.giphy.com/media/l41YfykEffZ7QM55m/giphy.gif

Jack_
12-07-2018, 12:24 AM
Any Scot who supports an England team at any sporting event is a Tory. Fact.

**** off :joker: :joker: :joker:

Now that's better banter but still moronic nonsense

The England football team, and sport itself, has NOTHING to do with politics. I'll sit here slagging our country off till the cows come home (cause football ain't) cause we have many faults, but none of them have anything to do with sport. It shouldn't be this difficult to make a distinction

Greg!
12-07-2018, 12:25 AM
Listen sis it's just friendly rivalry, I find it cute that you care so much what Scottish people think of your team, UGH our impact!

Jack_
12-07-2018, 12:48 AM
Listen sis it's just friendly rivalry, I find it cute that you care so much what Scottish people think of your team, UGH our impact!

There's nothing friendly about any of your posts in this thread :joker:

And yes, that's cause I like the Scots more than the English, and your country too - but the thing I've managed to grasp is that NONE of that has anything to do with sport

My impact!

bots
12-07-2018, 06:28 AM
I actually agree with Jack on that.

When Wales did well at football a few month ago I supported them and willed them on despite being English. I haven't noticed many welsh people being shady on my fb but scottish people have been quite nasty.

That's because Wales really is England but with leeks and sheep

Nicky91
12-07-2018, 07:12 AM
it isn't over yet though :shrug:

Kazanne
12-07-2018, 08:47 AM
I've always liked the Scots but this thread has taught me that there are a few really mean ones who really need to dump that chip on their shoulders.

Wizard.
12-07-2018, 01:52 PM
thread of the year? i think so.. x

Shaun
12-07-2018, 02:13 PM
I've always liked the Scots but this thread has taught me that there are a few really mean ones who really need to dump that chip on their shoulders.

Thankfully they'll never qualify for a Euros, let alone a world cup, so we won't have to pretend to support them ever again :hee:

Poor little Scots in the fourth tier of European qualifiers, sharing a stage with the likes of Albania, Israel, Finland and Macedonia :(