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Beso
16-07-2018, 04:18 PM
People say its lucky!!

How is it lucky when you are off out with a nice pair of white dress shorts on and thwack...a massive runny brown, yellow and white stinking mess down the full legnth of them...i had to walk back a mile to change...how the hell is that lucky.:shrug:
Cal.
16-07-2018, 04:22 PM
Yes AHHHHH me and my friend on the yard in like first year of high school right before our Christmas play

What a howl.
Beso
16-07-2018, 04:23 PM
Yes AHHHHH me and my friend on the yard in like first year of high school right before our Christmas play

What a howl.

Fowl more like...
Matthew.
16-07-2018, 04:25 PM
no but my friend has, i was with him
Beso
16-07-2018, 04:27 PM
no but my friend has, i was with him

Where did it land?
Nicky91
16-07-2018, 04:30 PM
no thankfully not
Beso
16-07-2018, 04:31 PM
no thankfully not

Not even in that lovely garden of yours.:smug:
Jack_
16-07-2018, 04:32 PM
Nah, I'm not into scat
Tony Montana
16-07-2018, 04:33 PM
No, Thankfully i Haven't

Did anyone Witness the Bird ******** on you, Parmnion?
Matthew.
16-07-2018, 04:34 PM
Where did it land?

on his shoulder, i was putting my empty box (of which i had finished eating tho chips out of) in the bin and when i got back he was covered in ****e. hilarious
Crimson Dynamo
16-07-2018, 04:35 PM
Have you ever had a bird **** on you?

Raph upping his game?
Beso
16-07-2018, 04:35 PM
No, Thankfully i Haven't

Did anyone Witness the Bird ******** on you, Parmnion?

Half the ****ing street.:fist:
Tony Montana
16-07-2018, 04:36 PM
on his shoulder, i was putting my empty box (of which i had finished eating tho chips out of) in the bin and when i got back he was covered in ****e. hilarious

It's a Good thing you finished those chips before that Incident
Beso
16-07-2018, 04:37 PM
It's a Good thing you finished those chips before that Incident

He might have thought it was a nice holondaise dip.:laugh:
Tony Montana
16-07-2018, 04:38 PM
Half the ****ing street.:fist:

Ouch! That's Brutal
Matthew.
16-07-2018, 04:39 PM
It's a Good thing you finished those chips before that Incident

that’s actually a point. i feel like i should add that he was also finished his chips as well
Matthew.
16-07-2018, 04:39 PM
He might have thought it was a nice holondaise dip.:laugh:

not with chips and gravy :nono:
JerseyWins
16-07-2018, 04:42 PM
Nope thankfully. JUST missed me once & they've gotten my car I believe only once before. So I'm pretty lucky. Or unlucky since it brings good luck?
Matthew.
16-07-2018, 04:45 PM
Nope thankfully. JUST missed me once & they've gotten my car I believe only once before. So I'm pretty lucky. Or unlucky since it brings good luck?

everyone’s had their car ****ed on before
bots
16-07-2018, 04:46 PM
it's happened to me a few times.:fist:
Beso
16-07-2018, 04:50 PM
not with chips and gravy :nono:

Urghhh.northerners.
Matthew.
16-07-2018, 05:02 PM
Urghhh.northerners.

of scotland yes
Maru
16-07-2018, 05:12 PM
Yes? It's not that big of a deal. I think it happened once by a wild bird... We had a trained Cockatiel that used to do it sometimes to people if we weren't careful. It's not like a bird can be potty trained...
Beso
16-07-2018, 05:40 PM
Yes? It's not that big of a deal. I think it happened once by a wild bird... We had a trained Cockatiel that used to do it sometimes to people if we weren't careful. It's not like a bird can be potty trained...

You trained a cockatiel to poo on visitors..:conf:
montblanc
16-07-2018, 05:50 PM
no i'd probably scream :joker:
Maru
16-07-2018, 06:32 PM
You trained a cockatiel to poo on visitors..:conf:

Like Paul the oracle Octopus... whoever it shat on lost their game that day or won the Superbowl
Crimson Dynamo
16-07-2018, 06:39 PM
i am sure this thread is just a parmy Bing search writ large?
TwentyOneThrones
16-07-2018, 06:52 PM
Yes. Twice sksksks

Once when like I was getting picked on in Year 11 at lunch and it made me feel much more uncomfortable and fueled more bullying

The second time was when I was just in town casually with my friends drinking yazoo....my blue hair was ruined :(
Ant.
16-07-2018, 07:42 PM
i got shat on on my way into an exam

i heard today it's good luck so maybe that's why i passed my exams?
RileyH
16-07-2018, 07:45 PM
No but nearly
michael21
16-07-2018, 07:48 PM
People say its lucky!!

How is it lucky when you are off out with a nice pair of white dress shorts on and thwack...a massive runny brown, yellow and white stinking mess down the full legnth of them...i had to walk back a mile to change...how the hell is that lucky.:shrug:

No but the girl around the Conner will wee on you for a fiver hope that helps :shrug:
Kazanne
16-07-2018, 07:53 PM
Yes on holiday ,one shat on my head,had to go wash my hair quickly,lol
montblanc
16-07-2018, 07:57 PM
Yes on holiday ,one shat on my head,had to go wash my hair quickly,lol

:joker:
Beso
16-07-2018, 08:03 PM
Like Paul the oracle Octopus... whoever it shat on lost their game that day or won the Superbowl

:joker:
Glenn-C
16-07-2018, 09:06 PM
BYE why did I think you meant a bird as in a woman at first :skull:
But no, neither a bird or a woman has **** on me before
Wizard.
16-07-2018, 09:24 PM
Yeah a drunk bird in a nightclub
Beso
16-07-2018, 09:42 PM
BYE why did I think you meant a bird as in a woman at first :skull:
But no, neither a bird or a woman has **** on me before

Would you like one to? For the luck!
Glenn.
16-07-2018, 09:50 PM
No I’m gay.
Beso
16-07-2018, 10:03 PM
No I’m gay.

Can birds tell the difference though, gay bloke, straight bloke...
Glenn.
16-07-2018, 10:15 PM
Oh you’re talking about an actual bird
Beso
16-07-2018, 10:38 PM
Oh you’re talking about an actual bird

Did you think i meant a woman?

Heaven knows why you would open the thread..maybe a touch of bi in there my good friend.
Glenn.
16-07-2018, 10:42 PM
Oh yeah I’ve been for adventures inside a lady garden but found myself setting up shop in a sausage factory instead.