A juicy update on my life

[Will.]

So guys and girls I went abroad to Portugal last week back to a resort where I’ve always gone too. First time away on my own, absolutely stunning etc.

And of course I was om the hunt for the one.

The second night I met this guy and it was dodgy cause I went up to the top of the resort to meet him at 1am lmao. But it was by security so all good, he was English and is working out here, looks extremely like tom Holland, he was charming and lovely.

We spent a night together and went all the way and I really thought I was in love with him. The next day I received lots of messages from him and it was stunning.

A couple of days past and I started speaking to this stunning Portuguese guy who lived around 30 mins away, long ish hair short beard, tall, absolutely gorgeous.

We decided to meet that night and I was extremely shy around him cause he came across as so straight but we still cuddled on bed and did a little. He finds girls too complicated so is bi It was amazing ugh. He wanted to go very far but I was too shy lol cause he was amazing.

Then the next day I meant the English one and we spent the night again and I just didn’t feel that connection again.

I was in love with the Portuguese guy and I wanted him, we were going to meet to try again to see if I felt more relaxed.

The day I left the English one confessed that he liked me and doesn’t wannt me to leave and I should come live with him. But didn’t.

But I don’t like him really, I’m in love with the Portuguese guy who I’m still talking too. And I’m speaking to them both still and I feel bad. And he’s like oh I miss you come back

Oh girls I thought I was gunna be one of those really loyal chicks but I’m just a slag

[Will.]

I feel a mess cause the nights I met them I told each of them I hadn’t seen anyone out here :skull:

[Will.]

I’m so annoyed with myself, I was always loyal and now I can just jump between guys

[Will.]

Like how disgusting is it, just going round tryna sleep with 2 people in a couple of days when I’ve told them I’ve not met anyone else

[Denver]

Bout as likely as Cheryl having another #1 single

[Amy Jade]

http://i.freegifmaker.me/1/5/3/1/8/4/15318458371429898.gif

[Mokka]

General chat just became pg 18+

[Wizard.]

oh sweetie, get that d*ck! Maybe if you told them the truth, they would want a sexy threesome and you get ploughed twice in one night!

[thesheriff443]

Just put it all behind you!

[Glenn.]

This didn’t happen

[Mokka]

This didn’t happen

I'll be honest... Will was texting me and my kid while he was away... and the story unfolded as it happened exactly how he has presented it here.
So the this never happened banter can stop here.

[Glenn.]

Surejan.gif

[Jason.]

I was always loyal and now I can just jump between guys

Georgia shooketh

[Cherie]

I'll be honest... Will was texting me and my kid while he was away... and the story unfolded as it happened exactly how he has presented it here.
So the this never happened banter can stop here.

blimey

[Lostie!]

gXwgvlWPDeY

[Cherie]

I’m so annoyed with myself, I was always loyal and now I can just jump between guys

loyal ! I've heard that somewhere recently

[Amy Jade]

Not Mokka encouraging Will to be a slapper! :fan:

[Will.]

Like obvs I didn’t go too far with the Portuguese guy but i was still cuddled up to him in bed telling him about my troubles.

And then the next night the English one was like “have you been with anyone else?” Cause I wasn’t showing much affection

Me: “No”

*giggles*

[Will.]

No loyalty at all

DISGUSTEN

[Wizard.]

No loyalty at all

DISGUSTEN

why would you be loyal to a guy you just met? You wanna be a kept woman? He DOESN'T OWN YOU!

[Samm]

when did tubb get a fan fiction section

[Will.]

why would you be loyal to a guy you just met? You wanna be a kept woman? He DOESN'T OWN YOU!

I guess so but it’s the fact I lied and like he was sending me cute texts all the time like “how’s your day?” ”hope you’re alright?” “Sleep well” “morning” etc

[Crimson Dynamo]

I blame Brexit

:/

[Babayaro.]

A mess

[Beso]

Porkugal more like, bloody hussy

[Cherie]

You are going to end up on one of those crime docu's killed by a serial killer Will :sad:

[Will.]

You are going to end up on one of those crime docu's killed by a serial killer Will :sad:

Wow yes exciting

[Will.]

There was actually a someone banging on the sliding doors out to the patio really frantically in the morning on like Thursday but I couldn’t be bothered getting up

[Cal.]

WOW. Have you been spending time with our Georgia? You sound extremely loyal.

[Cal.]

You are going to end up on one of those crime docu's killed by a serial killer Will :sad:

He'd love his mug plastered on a BBC documentary.

[Calderyon]

Hi Will. How are you?

I became a robot.

[Will.]

Both have nice thick dicks

[Glenn.]

Will we know this didn’t happen. Stop

[Will.]

Will we know this didn’t happen. Stop

Well it did so shut up

[Will.]

Hi Will. How are you?

I became a robot.

Yes good thanks

That’s cool

[glibberglobber]

........ :/

[Glenn.]

I’m embarrassed for you

[Will.]

I’m embarrassed for you

Lovely

[Ant.]

portugal men aren't gay so this story's invalid!

[Denver]

when did tubb get a fan fiction section

Poor Will being fat shamed

[kirklancaster]

I blame Brexit

:/

:laugh::laugh: With the English stud he should have gone with 'Leave' but chose to 'Remain' and go all the way.

[Calderyon]

Both have nice thick dicks

Too much information.

[Marsh.]

I guess so but it’s the fact I lied and like he was sending me cute texts all the time like “how’s your day?” ”hope you’re alright?” “Sleep well” “morning” etc

You meet someone for the first time have amazing sex and the highlight of their texts is "morning" and "sleep well"?

[Marsh.]

There was actually a someone banging on the sliding doors out to the patio really frantically in the morning on like Thursday but I couldn’t be bothered getting up

Poor Madeleine.

[Lostie!]

You meet someone for the first time have amazing sex and the highlight of their texts is "morning" and "sleep well"?

He's a sensitive soul unlike will.i.am a slag

[kirklancaster]

You meet someone for the first time have amazing sex and the highlight of their texts is "morning" and "sleep well"?

:laugh: This crossed my mind too, Marsh.

[Barry.]

Fun story.

[Mokka]

Not Mokka encouraging Will to be a slapper! :fan:

Oh no. I never encouraged nothing. I was just saying he ain't making it up.

I don't think a thread about it is quite appropriate either... but while Will is like one of my children... I don't really have any say on how he leads his life

[Mokka]

blimey

Problem Cherie?

Oh wait... I don't really care what you think to be honest :hee:

[Marsh.]

:laugh: This crossed my mind too, Marsh.

See! Kirk knows the value of a mucky text! :clap1:

[Denver]

Oh no. I never encouraged nothing. I was just saying he ain't making it up.

I don't think a thread about it is quite appropriate either... but while Will is like one of my children... I don't really have any say on how he leads his life

Did he send any proof other then words??

[Marsh.]

Did he send any proof other then words??

Mokka watched his romp over Skype?

[Smithy]

Literally nobody cares

[Mokka]

Did he send any proof other then words??

Pics

Not of sex obviously. So don't go there

[Mokka]

Mokka watched his romp over Skype?

:nono:

[Nicky91]

Literally nobody cares

we're at page 3 of this thread so i guess some people care about this from Will

[Nicky91]

:amazed: lovely picture :clap1:

[Lostie!]

:amazed: lovely picture :clap1:

:skull:

[Mokka]

There was a beach pic of the guy posing that made me think he was dating young arista

[Denver]

Is it not illegal to take pics and send them with out the knowledge of the person

[Mokka]

Is it not illegal to take pics and send them with out the knowledge of the person

Ummm... and pics of same guy together in selfie shots. I was just found the one funny because it was the same pose from the same photo arista has been spamming us for 10 years as his :joker:

[Denver]

Anybody can take a selfie don't mean you had sex

[Mokka]

Anybody can take a selfie don't mean you had sex

We get it Adam. You never have sex. I understand where your lack of belief comes from.

[Wizard.]

Leave Will alone! Let him get that dick while he can! Cause nobody wants a saggy bottom

[Ammi]

So guys and girls I went abroad to Portugal last week back to a resort where I’ve always gone too. First time away on my own, absolutely stunning etc.

And of course I was om the hunt for the one.

The second night I met this guy and it was dodgy cause I went up to the top of the resort to meet him at 1am lmao. But it was by security so all good, he was English and is working out here, looks extremely like tom Holland, he was charming and lovely.

We spent a night together and went all the way and I really thought I was in love with him. The next day I received lots of messages from him and it was stunning.

A couple of days past and I started speaking to this stunning Portuguese guy who lived around 30 mins away, long ish hair short beard, tall, absolutely gorgeous.

We decided to meet that night and I was extremely shy around him cause he came across as so straight but we still cuddled on bed and did a little. He finds girls too complicated so is bi It was amazing ugh. He wanted to go very far but I was too shy lol cause he was amazing.

Then the next day I meant the English one and we spent the night again and I just didn’t feel that connection again.

I was in love with the Portuguese guy and I wanted him, we were going to meet to try again to see if I felt more relaxed.

The day I left the English one confessed that he liked me and doesn’t wannt me to leave and I should come live with him. But didn’t.

But I don’t like him really, I’m in love with the Portuguese guy who I’m still talking too. And I’m speaking to them both still and I feel bad. And he’s like oh I miss you come back

Oh girls I thought I was gunna be one of those really loyal chicks but I’m just a slag



...you were loyal, Will...you were loyal to your attraction that you felt the most...(...and your heart..)...you had just met them both so that’s the only loyalty that applies really and you were true to it...I’m glad you had a fabulous holiday and some lovely attention from two nice guys..:love:...

[Denver]

We get it Adam. You never have sex. I understand where your lack of belief comes from.

So you are saying you have shagged everyone you have taken a pic with??

[Beso]

we're at page 3 of this thread so i guess some people care about this from Will

:cheer2:

[Cherie]

Problem Cherie?

Oh wait... I don't really care what you think to be honest :hee:

How crushed am I.

[Firewire]

Did we ask for a life story? No!

[Cherie]

Mokka watched his romp over Skype?

:skull:

[Cherie]

Wow yes exciting

Just be careful young Will, there are plenty that will take advantage xx

[Wizard.]

Remember to get tested!

[Glenn.]

Stealing pics from Grindr is frowned upon will

[Amy Jade]

Poor Will </3

Ignore the jealous haters and just enjoy yourself and stay safe x

[montblanc]

A screenshot!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/NINTCHDBPICT000420935825.jpg?w=960

:joker::joker:

[Will.]

Poor Will </3

Ignore the jealous haters and just enjoy yourself and stay safe x

aww thanks

I’m always looking to meet boys, cause some trouble and thats it x

[Marsh.]

So you are saying you have shagged everyone you have taken a pic with??

You seem far too concerned with whether this was real or not? :nono:

Do you have a crush on Will?