Is this YOU?

[Crimson Dynamo]

You go into the kitchen to prepare a sandwich and make it and leave the kitchen with butter left out and jars left out the fridge

You prepare an evening meal and you leave stuff lying about and dont put it in the dishwasher, you leave milk out you leave a random fork by the cooker :bored:

You know fine well the slovenly habits to which I refer SO is that you

And some people go to bed like this too *shudder*

Are you a "Kitchen Tramp??

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/60/ef/a9/60efa972e23eb4b7be9798c4f03fb5c4.jpg

[Matthew.]

no i would never behave like that

[Nicky91]

no, we Always clean up and wash the dishes after we had eaten either breakfast, lunch, dinner

[Crimson Dynamo]

no i would never behave like that

no, we Always clean up and wash the dishes after we had eaten either breakfast, lunch, dinner

a solid start to the thread

:clap1:

[Nicky91]

a clean start to the thread, don't you mean that, get it :laugh:

[JerseyWins]

Never leave anything out. As a kid maybe a bit but even then it was always a habit for me to put certain things that go bad back in the fridge (like milk).

Now something I've done a few times is say I'm going to the kitchen to get a drink... I pour it in a glass, put the drink back in the fridge and then forget about the glass on the table and leave the kitchen with nothing in my hands. :skull: (or one time I put the glass in the fridge too)

This is what I've done every once in a while since my teens... I fear what I'll be like when I'm older :joker:

[Nicky91]

Never leave anything out. As a kid maybe a bit but even then it was always a habit for me to put certain things that go bad back in the fridge (like milk).

Now something I've done a few times is say I'm going to the kitchen to get a drink... I pour it in a glass, put the drink back in the fridge and then forget about the glass on the table and leave the kitchen with nothing in my hands. :skull: (or one time I put the glass in the fridge too)

This is what I've done every once in a while since my teens... I fear what I'll be like when I'm older :joker:

:laugh: :laugh:

i know what you mean, i sometimes forget to bring to the table whatever i take from the kitchen

[Withano]

Nah, I can live with a bit of mess in other rooms, not in the kitchen though, it upsets me.

[thesheriff443]

After each meal cooked I blowup the kitchen

[smudgie]

Pppffttt, I only go through the kitchen to get to the loo.
Hubby thinks he is clean and tidy, until daughter comes home and puts him right:joker::joker:

[Kazanne]

You go into the kitchen to prepare a sandwich and make it and leave the kitchen with butter left out and jars left out the fridge

You prepare an evening meal and you leave stuff lying about and dont put it in the dishwasher, you leave milk out you leave a random fork by the cooker :bored:

You know fine well the slovenly habits to which I refer SO is that you

And some people go to bed like this too *shudder*

Are you a "Kitchen Tramp??

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/60/ef/a9/60efa972e23eb4b7be9798c4f03fb5c4.jpg

That kitchen would drive me nuts,I don't like messy kitchens, I'de have to get in there and tidy it up.

[Beso]

Im never in the kitchen, thats a womans place.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Im never in the kitchen, thats a womans place.

i can see a flaw in your logic here parmy

:fan:

[Cherie]

i can see a flaw in your logic here parmy

:fan:

Parm eats out all the time?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Parm eats out all the time?

That's the only thing he is eating out


:fan:

[Ashley.]

No

[Cherie]

That's the only thing he is eating out


:fan:

D:

[Glenn.]

No I do not. Anyone that doe that is a disgusting PIG

[Josy]

My ocd is already twitching at that pic

[Alf]

My servant takes care of that stuff, I'm privileged.

[Cal.]

NO everything has to go back or put in the dishwasher before the meal is consumed!

[GiRTh]

If you make a meal for say six people its too easy to get a kitchen looking like that. This is why we must structure the washing up. :idc:

[MTVN]

I do a big clean every week or so and in between I feel a great sense of liberation at not washing up anything

[Jessica.]

Sometimes it's a mess because I have chronic depression, but I always get round to sorting it out. ha

[rusticgal]

My ocd is already twitching at that pic

Lol...me too. After a dinner party my husband goes to bed...I can't sleep knowing that mess is downstairs..so I always end up clearing up however knackered I am...but I can lie in knowing I'm not getting up to that mess.
However, I know my husband would get up early and clear away but my OCD gets the better of me...

[Ammi]

If you make a meal for say six people its too easy to get a kitchen looking like that. This is why we must structure the washing up. :idc:

...structure the washing up, I love that..:laugh:...yeah the 6 people dinner party thing does need a lot of structuring though..and the trick is to get everyone on board with the structuring...(..without even realising it, or realising it but enjoying it..)...making the structure stuff a part of the evening by gliding them into the kitchen between courses and all doing that washing up together so that you’re not left with THAT kitchen...it’s like an army tactical manoeuvre, Girth...and seeing all of those happy troops chatting in the kitchen while they help do your washing up for you...


..anyways, the whole thing is to enjoy your 6 friends and to enjoy the evening...because the washing up will still be there in the morning but those friends wasn’t be...(..well I hope they won’t be still there..:laugh:...the deal was never to include an overnight accommodation...although yeah, that can happen as well and it’s just to go with that as well if it does..)...at least if the kitchen is a mess in the morning, you’ll have the dinner guests there to help you...so win/win I guess..:laugh:...

[arista]

That kitchen would drive me nuts,I don't like messy kitchens, I'de have to get in there and tidy it up.

How Nice

[Ammi]

How Nice

..rather than say how nice, Arista...get into that messy kitchen and help Kaz, honey...

[user104658]

I "wash and clean as I go" so the kitchen often ends up cleaner by the time I've finished cooking a meal than it was before I started :joker:.

I used to be terrible, to be fair, but I worked in a single-manned chain bar kitchen while I was at University and you have to get used to cleaning while you cook or everything grinds to a hault, so it just became habit then :shrug:

[Beso]

Ive just ate out two poached eggs on toast.:smug:

[user104658]

Ive just ate out two poached eggs on toast.:smug:That's what you get when you only pay £50 for the hour Parmy.

[GiRTh]

...structure the washing up, I love that..:laugh:...yeah the 6 people dinner party thing does need a lot of structuring though..and the trick is to get everyone on board with the structuring...(..without even realising it, or realising it but enjoying it..)...making the structure stuff a part of the evening by gliding them into the kitchen between courses and all doing that washing up together so that you’re not left with THAT kitchen...it’s like an army tactical manoeuvre, Girth...and seeing all of those happy troops chatting in the kitchen while they help do your washing up for you...


..anyways, the whole thing is to enjoy your 6 friends and to enjoy the evening...because the washing up will still be there in the morning but those friends wasn’t be...(..well I hope they won’t be still there..:laugh:...the deal was never to include an overnight accommodation...although yeah, that can happen as well and it’s just to go with that as well if it does..)...at least if the kitchen is a mess in the morning, you’ll have the dinner guests there to help you...so win/win I guess..:laugh:...Dinner Party? What kind of circles do you think I move in? Aint having no dinner parties round my house Ammi. :joker:

I was talking about the relatives and their friends who come round and want feeding

We structure the washing up so that the host doesn't have so much to do when they all leave.:hehe:

[Beso]

That's what you get when you only pay £50 for the hour Parmy.

I only needed 4 and a bit minutes of that hour..:fist:

Refunds not permitted.:bawling:

[Nicky91]

I only needed 4 and a bit minutes of that hour..:fist:

Refunds not permitted.:bawling:

but poached eggs are nice :hee:

[Beso]

but poached eggs are nice :hee:

I know, that nice i can devour them in just over 4mins:wavey:


Edit, my first lie on the forum...it was 2 and a half minutes.:blush:

[Nicky91]

I know, that nice i can devour them in just over 4mins:wavey:

yep same, i'm having hard boiled eggs tonight :love: and maybe a refreshing cold salad to go with it, which is divine in hot summer weather tbh

[Beso]

yep same, i'm having hard boiled eggs tonight :love: and maybe a refreshing cold salad to go with it, which is divine in hot summer weather tbh



Oh and some cold salad cream....no squirting everywhere though, someone will need to clean it up.

[Nicky91]

yeah we just have bought a new dining table :love:

[smudgie]

...structure the washing up, I love that..:laugh:...yeah the 6 people dinner party thing does need a lot of structuring though..and the trick is to get everyone on board with the structuring...(..without even realising it, or realising it but enjoying it..)...making the structure stuff a part of the evening by gliding them into the kitchen between courses and all doing that washing up together so that you’re not left with THAT kitchen...it’s like an army tactical manoeuvre, Girth...and seeing all of those happy troops chatting in the kitchen while they help do your washing up for you...


..anyways, the whole thing is to enjoy your 6 friends and to enjoy the evening...because the washing up will still be there in the morning but those friends wasn’t be...(..well I hope they won’t be still there..:laugh:...the deal was never to include an overnight accommodation...although yeah, that can happen as well and it’s just to go with that as well if it does..)...at least if the kitchen is a mess in the morning, you’ll have the dinner guests there to help you...so win/win I guess..:laugh:...

Get with it Ammi.
Dinner party, afternoon tea, late supper for friends.
All bought in ready to serve....saves on most of the washing up, and all those pots, pans and other stuff.:hehe:

[Beso]

I remember being asked into a come dine with me 4 week event by 3 mates.....i told them to **** off and moved south.

[Livia]

You go into the kitchen to prepare a sandwich and make it and leave the kitchen with butter left out and jars left out the fridge

You prepare an evening meal and you leave stuff lying about and dont put it in the dishwasher, you leave milk out you leave a random fork by the cooker :bored:

You know fine well the slovenly habits to which I refer SO is that you

And some people go to bed like this too *shudder*

Are you a "Kitchen Tramp??

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/60/ef/a9/60efa972e23eb4b7be9798c4f03fb5c4.jpg


That could so easily be me. I am terribly untidy.... but I try really hard not to be.

[Niamh.]

Oh I couldn't relax with a mess like that around me.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I just cleaned out the cutlery drawer thing as I could not bear it

[Livia]

Oh I couldn't relax with a mess like that around me.

I could quite easily shut the door on it and go and do something more interesting. I do really try hard not to though...