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Northern Monkey
21-07-2018, 02:30 PM
Unfortunate design

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6830056/doctor-who-sonic-screwdriver-redesign-sex-toy/

DOCTOR OOOH! Fans claim the new Doctor’s redesigned sonic screwdriver resembles a ‘sex toy’

It was unveiled this week in a campaign to introduce Jodie Whittaker as the 13th Time Lord.

But its soft, smooth curves have left many sniggering that it looks just like a vibrator.

Giorgiana Izvercian posted online: “More like sonic screwdildo.” Another said: “Nice to see I’m not the only one thinking . . . #sextoy.”

Frederik Egger tweeted: “I bet it has three settings.” Michael Ries replied: “Yeah . . slow . . fast . . and exterminate!!”
Christmas Dynasnow
21-07-2018, 02:32 PM
well im not being lured in to say I bet that lady doctor has a fanny like a fecking tardis


:nono:
Northern Monkey
21-07-2018, 02:34 PM
well im not being lured in to say I bet that lady doctor has a fanny like a fecking tardis


:nono:

:joker:

Timeless
arista
21-07-2018, 02:56 PM
This is getting the BBC America
show ,made on the cheap in Wales
Free Publicity.
user104658
21-07-2018, 04:00 PM
It legitimately does seem to have a g-spot stimulator at the end :think:. Surely this has to have been on purpose...
Smithy
21-07-2018, 04:01 PM
Well you have to do something when you’re travelling I guess
Oliver_W
21-07-2018, 04:02 PM
I assumed it was a Cyberman's finger, and the Doctor was now a mass-recycler or something.
user104658
21-07-2018, 04:05 PM
I assumed it was a Cyberman's finger, and the Doctor was now a mass-recycler or something.Why would cybermen have dildo fingers though. This new series is starting to sound a bit sinister.
Oliver_W
21-07-2018, 04:06 PM
Why would cybermen have dildo fingers though. This new series is starting to sound a bit sinister.

Well, the latest batch were partially made by Missy...
Northern Monkey
21-07-2018, 04:08 PM
2018 Year of the woman,first female doctor and they give her a fecking dildo to walk around with for everyone to take piss out of.

You couldn’t make it up :laugh:
Christmas Dynasnow
21-07-2018, 04:20 PM
I expect half the first episode will be her talking about how she is going to decorate the tardis and then her flying off to iKEA

SO BORING

:bored:
jaxie
21-07-2018, 04:40 PM
Why would cybermen have dildo fingers though. This new series is starting to sound a bit sinister.

It would make cybermem more useful?