Stormy Daniels agrees 750k record deal for 1 week

[Denver]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6002909/amp/Stormy-Daniel-star-Celebrity-Big-Brother.html

She will only appear for 1 week as CH5 couldn't afford her demands for 4 weeks

[Greg!]

oh ffs what a waste of money if true.

[Matthew.]

a one week deal pahaha

is she on a planet of her own

[Black Dagger]

Just get 2 actually decent celebrities for this waste of space. She will be wallpaper.

[RileyH]

ffs

[supertv247]

How would this even work

[Jack_]

How would this even work

A Pamela Anderson tea

[NotARylanFan]

Channel 5 hopes will boost ratings worldwide
Since when did the show air worldwide?

:conf::conf::conf:

[Epic.]

"BACK
TO
BASICS"

[Morgan.]

In before she enters as the first person on Launch Night and she is given the 'Ultimate Power' and gets responsibility over nominations for the first week :bored:

[Morgan.]

Why do they want her when she's already signed a non-disclosure contract about Trump :bored:

[LukeB]

500k for a week :skull:

[Tinsel Toes]

Most fake of fake news ! No one wants her surely :conf:

A one week contract cancels the whole concept of the show , this is complete rubbish and not happening.

[Marsh.]

Remember when Ray J got a million for a week. :skull:

[Morgan.]

Remember when Ray J got a million for a week. :skull:

I thought they let him quit so they wouldn't have to pay the full amount

[Cal.]

You could get 2/3 moderately good housemates for a month. ****ing ridiculous

[Epic.]

Remember when Ray J got a million for a week. :skull:

Remember that it ended with him being sick with a toothache and them saying he walked but it turning out they actually removed him for not being worth the fee and then he tried suing them? :skull:

[Marsh.]

I thought they let him quit so they wouldn't have to pay the full amount

He sued them for his full fee. :skull:

[Good King Glennceslas]

FAKE NEWS!

[RileyH]

FAKE NEWS!

Stop being so negative

[montblanc]

who does she think she is :skull:

[Marsh.]

who does she think she is :skull:

The Second Lady of the US of A!

[glibberglobber]

Wasn't last years prize money 50k :skull:

She'll just be like 'Trisha Paytas'

[Maxxie.]

Late entrance at the last week??

[Jase.]

Christ. It'll be the first time the show will get international headlines (because it will) since Jade/Shilpa.

[Jack_]

A scream when the President of the United States tweets about CBB

[DanielM787]

not sure how they are gonna pull this off, either she will be automatically up for the first eviction ?

[MB.]

D*nald spam voting to save Gabby from Love Island when she's up against Stormy?

[Greg!]

They'll probs act like she's a normal housemate but there'll be a clause in ha contract she can walk after a week and still get the full amount

[DanielM787]

This must mean the lineup is dire

[MB.]

They'll probs act like she's a normal housemate but there'll be a clause in ha contract she can walk after a week and still get the full amount

Conversely, I fully see them making the most out of the fact that she's got limited time and going all out on some "Eye of the Stormy" week, in which she gets full power over the house and, more importantly, gets to bugger off at the end of it (after single-handedly evicting, say, Chris from Gogglebox)

[Jase.]

Looking forward to Don phoning into BOTS!

[Denver]

Perched for for CH5 to kick her straight out when they realise she is a porn star so they don't have to spend the dolla

[DanielM787]

I wonder what the housemates will think

[Wizard.]

Conversely, I fully see them making the most out of the fact that she's got limited time and going all out on some "Eye of the Stormy" week, in which she gets full power over the house and, more importantly, gets to bugger off at the end of it (after single-handedly evicting, say, Chris from Gogglebox)

*An animation of dark clouds appears above the house, and a CGI lightning strike hits the CBB house- Marcus’s voice starts to shout*

“THIS FRIDAY, A STORM HITS THE CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER HOUSE! WHICH 6 CELEBRITIES WILL BE WASHED AWAY? AND WHO WILL COME OUT TOP TRUMP?”

*black sillouhette appears of a female which is blatantly not Stormy Daniels but they’re trying to throw us off scent*

“It’s ‘just’ Cheryl! She’s coming! I would know that hairstyle anywhere” screams one avid Digital Spy viewer.

[Maxxie.]

The most c5 able version of events of this happening, would be:

Stormy Daniels is housemate #1 (if she can even be called a housemate) where she is then put in a room Katie Hopkins style where the house is now literally the "EYE OF THE STORM" :joker: where she makes decisions about fellow housemates until she finally joins the house as the last housemate to enter...

after one week it is revealed that Stormy has been controlling everything and was a mole and she will now leave the house immediantly (Michael the People's Puppet throwback)

[Gusto Brunt]

Stormy Daniels, old has-been she is, making money off Trump. What a media wh**e.

[Nicky91]

President Donald Trump's tweet about CBB could actually save our show, given his popularity on social media :flutter:

[Matthew.]

President Donald Trump's tweet about CBB could actually save our show, given his popularity on social media :flutter:

is this a joke

[Matthew.]

i mean i assume it is but it’s hard to tell

[Nicky91]

is this a joke

no, it ain't a joke :nono:


we also need Tiffany Trump on CBB :love:

[Matthew.]

no, it ain't a joke :nono:


we also need Tiffany Trump on CBB :love:

nicky i’m not being funny but you’re actually deluded if you think that donald trump’s kid would go on big brother

[Cal.]

*An animation of dark clouds appears above the house, and a CGI lightning strike hits the CBB house- Marcus’s voice starts to shout*

“THIS FRIDAY, A STORM HITS THE CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER HOUSE! WHICH 6 CELEBRITIES WILL BE WASHED AWAY? AND WHO WILL COME OUT TOP TRUMP?”

*black sillouhette appears of a female which is blatantly not Stormy Daniels but they’re trying to throw us off scent*

“It’s ‘just’ Cheryl! She’s coming! I would know that hairstyle anywhere” screams one avid Digital Spy viewer.

Greg!: OMG ITS NIKKI SHES COMING YES QUEEN!

[Gusto Brunt]

Just get 2 actually decent celebrities for this waste of space. She will be wallpaper.

That would pay for about 10 reality 'stars'. :D

[Oliver_W]

Who even cares about her tho

[Greg!]

Greg!: OMG ITS NIKKI SHES COMING YES QUEEN!

bye :joker:

[Dash Darington]

They'll probs act like she's a normal housemate but there'll be a clause in ha contract she can walk after a week and still get the full amount

The Jonathan Cheban treatment.

[Scream]

Surely this isn't true but if it is then yeah, I don't have much hope for the line-up lol

[Maxxie.]

nicky i’m not being funny but you’re actually deluded if you think that donald trump’s kid would go on big brother

I mean her mum did :shrug:

[lewys]

nicky i’m not being funny but you’re actually deluded if you think that donald trump’s kid would go on big brother

Malia Obama for IAC 2018 ???

[arista]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6002909/amp/Stormy-Daniel-star-Celebrity-Big-Brother.html

She will only appear for 1 week as CH5 couldn't afford her demands for 4 weeks


One Week is Enough

I am sure her Over Cocky Lawyer
will pop over , as well to go on Debates

[Denver]

I mean her mum did :shrug:

You do know her mum wasn't Ivana?

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Only one week?

[Marsh.]

I mean her mum did :shrug:

Wut

[Maxxie.]

You do know her mum wasn't Ivana?

Oh yeah I'm thinking of Ivanka :joker: (who'd be even less likely than Tiffany tbf)

[Denver]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7018602/stormy-daniels-is-the-highest-paid-celebrity-big-brother-star-ever-after-signing-deal-worth-750k-for-just-one-week/

The Sun are saying she has agreed a 750k deal for 1 week and CH5 could not afford her demands for 4 weeks

[Nicky91]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7018602/stormy-daniels-is-the-highest-paid-celebrity-big-brother-star-ever-after-signing-deal-worth-750k-for-just-one-week/

The Sun are saying she has agreed a 750k deal for 1 week and CH5 could not afford her demands for 4 weeks

so she'll be evicted after that 1 week nevertheless she's up for eviction or not :laugh:

[Morgan.]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/7018602/stormy-daniels-is-the-highest-paid-celebrity-big-brother-star-ever-after-signing-deal-worth-750k-for-just-one-week/

The Sun are saying she has agreed a 750k deal for 1 week and CH5 could not afford her demands for 4 weeks

The question is if she will be a guest, if she will 'walk' after a week or be 'ejected'.

[Nicky91]

The question is if she will be a guest, if she will 'walk' after a week or be 'ejected'.

she'll walk after a week, and they say like yes i had enjoyed my time in the house but my contract was just for a week cause C5 couldn't afford me for much longer :laugh: