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You ever been puking n pooping at the same time?
I havn't:hmph:
Jack_
31-07-2018, 07:15 PM
a 2 Girls 1 Cup tea
Jessica.
31-07-2018, 07:15 PM
No
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
31-07-2018, 07:16 PM
When i was 14 on holiday in spain and was able to get served myself for large bottles of vodka yes :shame:
a 2 Girls 1 Cup tea
Eh....no...:nono:
2 girls, one cup..half a basin. A bucket and copious amounts of serviettes
Glenn.
31-07-2018, 07:18 PM
Yes. It was not a pleasant experience
Jack_
31-07-2018, 07:18 PM
Eh....no...:nono:
2 girls, one cup..half a basin. A bucket and copious amounts of serviettes
Whatever floats your boat
or basin
Yes. It was not a pleasant experience
Explain.:conf:
LaLaLand
31-07-2018, 07:20 PM
Yes, actually. Norovirus is NOT pretty! :laugh2:
Wizard.
31-07-2018, 07:23 PM
I have had cock in both ends if that counts.
Jack_
31-07-2018, 07:27 PM
I have had cock in both ends if that counts.
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I have had cock in both ends if that counts.
It doesnt, unless its a story about emergency measures:shrug:
LaLaLand
31-07-2018, 07:33 PM
I have had cock in both ends if that counts.
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Wizard.
31-07-2018, 07:34 PM
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Smithy
31-07-2018, 07:35 PM
Once and it was bloody horrible it came out the back and the smell triggered the front so I had to open my legs and aim and try and not get it everywhere :omgno:
I was Ill btw the smell wasn’t THAT bad
Marsh.
31-07-2018, 07:37 PM
Once and it was bloody horrible it came out the back and the smell triggered the front so I had to open my legs and aim and try and not get it everywhere :omgno:
I was Ill btw the smell wasn’t THAT bad
Omg you threw up between your legs. Dirty sket.
Should have done it in the sink.
Smithy
31-07-2018, 07:44 PM
Omg you threw up between your legs. Dirty sket.
Should have done it in the sink.
The sink wasn’t next to the toilet so???
Smithy
31-07-2018, 07:44 PM
Also if you have chunks in the sink it’s gonna get stuck in the plug hole, it isn’t in the toilet
LaLaLand
31-07-2018, 07:45 PM
Also if you have chunks in the sink it’s gonna get stuck in the plug hole, it isn’t in the toilet
If it's a "sudden puke" I always go sink, because I'm too tall and big to get in position over the toilet to not make a mess everywhere! :hehe:
Once and it was bloody horrible it came out the back and the smell triggered the front so I had to open my legs and aim and try and not get it everywhere :omgno:
I was Ill btw the smell wasn’t THAT bad
Eggs done that...
Marsh.
31-07-2018, 07:53 PM
Also if you have chunks in the sink it’s gonna get stuck in the plug hole, it isn’t in the toilet
Omg
Marsh.
31-07-2018, 07:53 PM
Dead at chunks.
Smithy
31-07-2018, 07:55 PM
If it's a "sudden puke" I always go sink, because I'm too tall and big to get in position over the toilet to not make a mess everywhere! :hehe:
If it’s that sudden it’s gonna go everywhere anyway, otherwise you have time :nono:
montblanc
31-07-2018, 07:56 PM
no that's sounds awful :omgno:
LaLaLand
31-07-2018, 07:57 PM
If it’s that sudden it’s gonna go everywhere anyway, otherwise you have time :nono:
The time it takes to walk into an alcove and lift the bog seat makes hella difference :laugh:
hijaxers
31-07-2018, 08:00 PM
Oh yes indeedy i've had salmonella poisoning from Harrods pate years ago and darned lucky there was more than one toilet in the house !
2nd time Noro thats not at all funny either.
Dead at chunks.
does your vomit have the consistency of chunky peanut butter or smooth peanut butter?
but yes i have it was an Experience
Lostie!
31-07-2018, 08:07 PM
Once and it was bloody horrible it came out the back and the smell triggered the front so I had to open my legs and aim and try and not get it everywhere :omgno:
I was Ill btw the smell wasn’t THAT bad
Omg you threw up between your legs. Dirty sket.
:joker::joker::joker::joker:
One of the rare times I've actually cracked up laughing in real life at something I've read on here
If it’s that sudden it’s gonna go everywhere anyway, otherwise you have time :nono:
I know the feeling...leave him alone, his poor eyes were bulging as that toilet door opened.:nono:
but yes i have it was an Experience
Explain:conf:
Cant say I have, may I suggest a trip to the doc?
Yes, I've had that and it ain't funny
kirklancaster
01-08-2018, 06:38 AM
I have had cock in both ends if that counts.
:laugh:
Nicky91
01-08-2018, 07:14 AM
why do i find this not very comfortable to talk about :umm2:
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