Both ends.

[Parmy]

You ever been puking n pooping at the same time?

I havn't:hmph:

[Jack_]

a 2 Girls 1 Cup tea

[Jessica.]

No

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

When i was 14 on holiday in spain and was able to get served myself for large bottles of vodka yes :shame:

[Parmy]

a 2 Girls 1 Cup tea

Eh....no...:nono:


2 girls, one cup..half a basin. A bucket and copious amounts of serviettes

[Good King Glennceslas]

Yes. It was not a pleasant experience

[Jack_]

Eh....no...:nono:


2 girls, one cup..half a basin. A bucket and copious amounts of serviettes

Whatever floats your boat

or basin

[Parmy]

Yes. It was not a pleasant experience

Explain.:conf:

[FaLaLaLand]

Yes, actually. Norovirus is NOT pretty! :laugh2:

[Wizard.]

I have had cock in both ends if that counts.

[Jack_]

I have had cock in both ends if that counts.

hot as **** http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar18770_160.gif

[Parmy]

I have had cock in both ends if that counts.

It doesnt, unless its a story about emergency measures:shrug:

[FaLaLaLand]

I have had cock in both ends if that counts.

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[Wizard.]

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[Smithy]

Once and it was bloody horrible it came out the back and the smell triggered the front so I had to open my legs and aim and try and not get it everywhere :omgno:

I was Ill btw the smell wasn’t THAT bad

[Marsh.]

Once and it was bloody horrible it came out the back and the smell triggered the front so I had to open my legs and aim and try and not get it everywhere :omgno:

I was Ill btw the smell wasn’t THAT bad

Omg you threw up between your legs. Dirty sket.

Should have done it in the sink.

[Smithy]

Omg you threw up between your legs. Dirty sket.

Should have done it in the sink.

The sink wasn’t next to the toilet so???

[Smithy]

Also if you have chunks in the sink it’s gonna get stuck in the plug hole, it isn’t in the toilet

[FaLaLaLand]

Also if you have chunks in the sink it’s gonna get stuck in the plug hole, it isn’t in the toilet

If it's a "sudden puke" I always go sink, because I'm too tall and big to get in position over the toilet to not make a mess everywhere! :hehe:

[Parmy]

Once and it was bloody horrible it came out the back and the smell triggered the front so I had to open my legs and aim and try and not get it everywhere :omgno:

I was Ill btw the smell wasn’t THAT bad

Eggs done that...

[Marsh.]

Also if you have chunks in the sink it’s gonna get stuck in the plug hole, it isn’t in the toilet

Omg

[Marsh.]

Dead at chunks.

[Smithy]

If it's a "sudden puke" I always go sink, because I'm too tall and big to get in position over the toilet to not make a mess everywhere! :hehe:

If it’s that sudden it’s gonna go everywhere anyway, otherwise you have time :nono:

[montblanc]

no that's sounds awful :omgno:

[FaLaLaLand]

If it’s that sudden it’s gonna go everywhere anyway, otherwise you have time :nono:

The time it takes to walk into an alcove and lift the bog seat makes hella difference :laugh:

[Tinsel Toes]

Oh yes indeedy i've had salmonella poisoning from Harrods pate years ago and darned lucky there was more than one toilet in the house !

2nd time Noro thats not at all funny either.

[Ant.]

Dead at chunks.

does your vomit have the consistency of chunky peanut butter or smooth peanut butter?

[Ant.]

but yes i have it was an Experience

[Lostie!]

Once and it was bloody horrible it came out the back and the smell triggered the front so I had to open my legs and aim and try and not get it everywhere :omgno:

I was Ill btw the smell wasn’t THAT bad

Omg you threw up between your legs. Dirty sket.

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

One of the rare times I've actually cracked up laughing in real life at something I've read on here

[Parmy]

If it’s that sudden it’s gonna go everywhere anyway, otherwise you have time :nono:


I know the feeling...leave him alone, his poor eyes were bulging as that toilet door opened.:nono:

[Parmy]

but yes i have it was an Experience

Explain:conf:

[Josy]

Cant say I have, may I suggest a trip to the doc?

[bots]

Yes, I've had that and it ain't funny

[kirklancaster]

I have had cock in both ends if that counts.

:laugh:

[Nicky91]

why do i find this not very comfortable to talk about :umm2: