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Beso
31-07-2018, 07:14 PM
You ever been puking n pooping at the same time?

I havn't:hmph:

Jack_
31-07-2018, 07:15 PM
a 2 Girls 1 Cup tea

Jessica.
31-07-2018, 07:15 PM
No

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
31-07-2018, 07:16 PM
When i was 14 on holiday in spain and was able to get served myself for large bottles of vodka yes :shame:

Beso
31-07-2018, 07:17 PM
a 2 Girls 1 Cup tea

Eh....no...:nono:


2 girls, one cup..half a basin. A bucket and copious amounts of serviettes

Glenn.
31-07-2018, 07:18 PM
Yes. It was not a pleasant experience

Jack_
31-07-2018, 07:18 PM
Eh....no...:nono:


2 girls, one cup..half a basin. A bucket and copious amounts of serviettes

Whatever floats your boat

or basin

Beso
31-07-2018, 07:18 PM
Yes. It was not a pleasant experience

Explain.:conf:

LaLaLand
31-07-2018, 07:20 PM
Yes, actually. Norovirus is NOT pretty! :laugh2:

Wizard.
31-07-2018, 07:23 PM
I have had cock in both ends if that counts.

Jack_
31-07-2018, 07:27 PM
I have had cock in both ends if that counts.

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Beso
31-07-2018, 07:29 PM
I have had cock in both ends if that counts.

It doesnt, unless its a story about emergency measures:shrug:

LaLaLand
31-07-2018, 07:33 PM
I have had cock in both ends if that counts.

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Wizard.
31-07-2018, 07:34 PM
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Smithy
31-07-2018, 07:35 PM
Once and it was bloody horrible it came out the back and the smell triggered the front so I had to open my legs and aim and try and not get it everywhere :omgno:

I was Ill btw the smell wasn’t THAT bad

Marsh.
31-07-2018, 07:37 PM
Once and it was bloody horrible it came out the back and the smell triggered the front so I had to open my legs and aim and try and not get it everywhere :omgno:

I was Ill btw the smell wasn’t THAT bad

Omg you threw up between your legs. Dirty sket.

Should have done it in the sink.

Smithy
31-07-2018, 07:44 PM
Omg you threw up between your legs. Dirty sket.

Should have done it in the sink.

The sink wasn’t next to the toilet so???

Smithy
31-07-2018, 07:44 PM
Also if you have chunks in the sink it’s gonna get stuck in the plug hole, it isn’t in the toilet

LaLaLand
31-07-2018, 07:45 PM
Also if you have chunks in the sink it’s gonna get stuck in the plug hole, it isn’t in the toilet

If it's a "sudden puke" I always go sink, because I'm too tall and big to get in position over the toilet to not make a mess everywhere! :hehe:

Beso
31-07-2018, 07:49 PM
Once and it was bloody horrible it came out the back and the smell triggered the front so I had to open my legs and aim and try and not get it everywhere :omgno:

I was Ill btw the smell wasn’t THAT bad

Eggs done that...

Marsh.
31-07-2018, 07:53 PM
Also if you have chunks in the sink it’s gonna get stuck in the plug hole, it isn’t in the toilet

Omg

Marsh.
31-07-2018, 07:53 PM
Dead at chunks.

Smithy
31-07-2018, 07:55 PM
If it's a "sudden puke" I always go sink, because I'm too tall and big to get in position over the toilet to not make a mess everywhere! :hehe:

If it’s that sudden it’s gonna go everywhere anyway, otherwise you have time :nono:

montblanc
31-07-2018, 07:56 PM
no that's sounds awful :omgno:

LaLaLand
31-07-2018, 07:57 PM
If it’s that sudden it’s gonna go everywhere anyway, otherwise you have time :nono:

The time it takes to walk into an alcove and lift the bog seat makes hella difference :laugh:

hijaxers
31-07-2018, 08:00 PM
Oh yes indeedy i've had salmonella poisoning from Harrods pate years ago and darned lucky there was more than one toilet in the house !

2nd time Noro thats not at all funny either.

Ant.
31-07-2018, 08:03 PM
Dead at chunks.

does your vomit have the consistency of chunky peanut butter or smooth peanut butter?

Ant.
31-07-2018, 08:03 PM
but yes i have it was an Experience

Lostie!
31-07-2018, 08:07 PM
Once and it was bloody horrible it came out the back and the smell triggered the front so I had to open my legs and aim and try and not get it everywhere :omgno:

I was Ill btw the smell wasn’t THAT bad

Omg you threw up between your legs. Dirty sket.

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

One of the rare times I've actually cracked up laughing in real life at something I've read on here

Beso
31-07-2018, 08:27 PM
If it’s that sudden it’s gonna go everywhere anyway, otherwise you have time :nono:


I know the feeling...leave him alone, his poor eyes were bulging as that toilet door opened.:nono:

Beso
31-07-2018, 08:28 PM
but yes i have it was an Experience

Explain:conf:

Josy
01-08-2018, 05:51 AM
Cant say I have, may I suggest a trip to the doc?

bots
01-08-2018, 05:56 AM
Yes, I've had that and it ain't funny

kirklancaster
01-08-2018, 06:38 AM
I have had cock in both ends if that counts.

:laugh:

Nicky91
01-08-2018, 07:14 AM
why do i find this not very comfortable to talk about :umm2: