Heat and feeling horny.

[Beso]

Tell you something, its hot, sweaty and unrelenting...


But im hornier than a viking hat shop!



Does this effect men only?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Could bloody murder a big fat cock rn xD

[Beso]

Could bloody murder a big fat cock rn xD

:joker: i shouldnt laugh...but..:cheer2:

[Marsh.]

You're both disgusting.

[Withano]

This thread was made suspiciously close to your 'if ants have penises' thread.

I mean. Whatever turns you on is fine.

[Smithy]

This isn’t appropriate :nono:

[Beso]

This thread was made suspiciously close to your 'if ants have penises' thread.

I mean. Whatever turns you on is fine.



The beer garden table has ants crawling on it...:shrug:


Make your own threads complainers...leave me alone...someone will smile n thats enough for me to smile.

[Beso]

This isn’t appropriate :nono:

I had a joke that needed sneaked in....post that with your reportage.

[Nicky91]

:joker: :joker:

[Nicky91]

You're both disgusting.

This isn’t appropriate :nono:

it's just a joke guys :shrug:

[Marsh.]

it's just a joke guys :shrug:

You're disgusting too.

[Beso]

This isn’t appropriate :nono:

Ive had 3 people say to me today how horny they get in hot weather....all men.....that is my wonderment....

[Twosugars]

agree with op
his heatwave has its pluses :smug:

[Nicky91]

You're disgusting too.

:(

[kirklancaster]

Seriously, Parmy - Hot weather has ALWAYS made me hornier. I don't know why unless it is that more flesh is exposed during heatwaves and that sends subconscious messages to our erogenous zones?

No, I don't know what erogenous zones are really, but I know you can't park a car in them.

[Nicky91]

yes true Kirk, i also don't know what it is, but with hot weather i also am more in the mood for jokes and laughter, and fun distractions from the hot weather

[Twosugars]

yes true Kirk, i also don't know what it is, but with hot weather i also am more in the mood for jokes and laughter, and fun distractions from the hot weather

what about ****ing somebody's brains out? are you in the mood for that, Nicky?

[Nicky91]

what about ****ing somebody's brains out? are you in the mood for that, Nicky?

never done that before, and i'm still a virgin :hehe:

[Vanessa]

I don't feel too hot today. Weird, because its 29 degrees :suspect:

[Beso]

what about ****ing somebody's brains out? are you in the mood for that, Nicky?

Christ no...in this heat!!!

..just nice cuddly sex...fits the bill for me.

[kirklancaster]

Ladies and Gentleman, I am pleased to announce Parmy's next thread:

'How small is a wrinkle on a dimple on a money spider's left testicle, and do they become easier to see with the naked eye as the testicles get bigger in Summer?'.

[Twosugars]

never done that before, and i'm still a virgin :hehe:

that wasn't the question

[Beso]

[B][SIZE="3"]Ladies and Gentleman,I am pleased to announce Parmy's next thread:

'How small is a wrinkle on a dimple on a money spider's left testicle, and do they become easier to see with the naked eye as the testicles get bigger in Summer?'.

Or...


Flying ants...how many kids have they left as single parent kids.

[Nicky91]

Ladies and Gentleman,I am pleased to announce Parmy's next thread:

'How small is a wrinkle on a dimple on a money spider's left testicle, and do they become easier to see with the naked eye as the testicles get bigger in Summer?'.

TiBB's stand up comedians Kirk & Parmy :flutter: you guys should be a comedy duo i think

that wasn't the question

i answered it though with ''never done that before'' :fan:

[Twosugars]

Christ no...in this heat!!!

..just nice cuddly sex...fits the bill for me.

cuddly sex is for winter
now is for hot sweaty debauched ****

[kirklancaster]

Or...


Flying ants...how many kids have they left as single parent kids.

:laugh: Or; If a crab has two little nippers, can it claim Child credit?

[Beso]

:laugh: Or; If a crab has two little nippers, can it claim Child credit?

No....it needs 8 kids and one nipper.:hee:

[Jessica.]

I am traumatised

[kirklancaster]

I am traumatised

:laugh: