What is the stupidest thing you have heard someone say?

[reecejackox]

I heard someone say that they didn't know who the Beatles were.

[montblanc]

‘i don’t poop, maybe i did when i was little but not anymore’ :notimpressed:

[Smithy]

"Do you think dinosaurs were ever real or just made up for films" .... from my 22 year old friend when we went to see Jurassic World :facepalm:

[LaLaLand]

"Just be yourself".

Literally the worst advice ever.

[montblanc]

"Just be yourself".

Literally the worst advice ever.

:joker:

[Glenn.]

‘Friends isn’t even funny’

[Alf]

Vote Labour

[Daniel-X]

I told a customer today that we were closed to sit in but she could get a takeout coffee. She responded with ‘oh well i’ll just sit in with the coffee.’

Hmmmm.

[caprimint]

Dan: "Gina to win"

[Adamw92]

"The customer is always right"

[Mystic Mock]

It's either between not knowing who The Beatles were, or people on Fox News thinking that it was gonna be the end of the world when Barack Obama became President of the United States.

Although I have heard some stupid statements over the years.

[Jay28jay2]

"Is Vampires real?"

[Wizard.]

How do you spell orange?

[Vicky.]

My neice once asked me if someone could survive having their heart torn out and thrown in the bin. **** knows what brought on that question :umm2:

My son also asked me if its possible to survive on bogeys.

I feel like ones kids ask shouldn't count though. So I would say the stupidest thing I have had an adult ask/say would be some utter cockwomble asking me how I knew my daughter was my child :umm2: It was in the context of men not knowing if they are the fathers or not, I think she just did not think at all, but she also did not click onto the ridiculousness of what she said...even when I outright laughed in her face she seemed confused.

[Strictly Jake]

My niece hadnt a clue who whitney houston was and thought beyonce had died years ago...i was like no that was just her music hun

[Gusto Brunt]

The media when commenting on jail sentences.

For example, seven men are found guilty. Each get 4 years each. The media reports it as 'jailed for A TOTAL of 28 years.'

Which makes no sense. You cannot add up individual prison sentences to get one single figure jail term.

It's like when the media said The Rolling Stones ages add up to 310 years. That also makes no sense.