She'd make a good signing

[glibberglobber]

She's exceptionally scandalous... 'haunting' people at night


And of, course SCAMMING


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFm4Q-BXgAAn6K-.jpg

[Nicky91]

idk who you are talking about, is she even a celebrity? :conf:

[montblanc]

who even is that

[RileyH]

screaming

[Denver]

idk who you are talking about, is she even a celebrity? :conf:

who even is that

She is a chart topping singer

[glibberglobber]

vPJ6irUDmHI

of course shes a celebrity shes on everyones tv screens each night

[RileyH]

Her dry ass lips make me cackle

[Nicky91]

She is a chart topping singer

Adele lost weight tea :eek:


:fan:

[Denver]

Adele lost weight tea :eek:


:fan:

Not you fat shaming the Queen of England

[Matthew.]

Adele lost weight tea :eek:


:fan:

nocky!!!!

[Ant.]

OMG instead of going straight from ads to Emma's one liner before the titles, we should have this ad playing right before the show begins, and when she walks off screen we see her walking through an office.
"Hi, I'm Katharine, and I'm best known as that scammer off the telly... or rather on the telly!" She sits on a flat-screen TV. "Did you see what I did there?". Then the screen smashes under her fat crusty ass, prompting her to stand up.
She walks down the corridor further, all in one shot. People in suits and fancy dresses walk past her and are talking:
"You're probably wondering why Celebrity Big Brother hasn't launched yet," she says, passing a sunset sky mostly obscured by rainclouds and a drizzle.
"I'm why," she says. In one swift movement she smashes open the window, leans back and free falls. The camera breaks from the one shot and cuts to her face. She's stern and steady.
"I'm celebrity housemate number one."
She opens her umbrella and descends slowly to the stage where Emma awaits.

[Mitchell]

Absolute ****ing icon. Even more iconic than RileyH and his 8 inch dildo.

[Mitchell]

OMG instead of going straight from ads to Emma's one liner before the titles, we should have this ad playing right before the show begins, and when she walks off screen we see her walking through an office.
"Hi, I'm Katharine, and I'm best known as that scammer off the telly... or rather on the telly!" She sits on a flat-screen TV. "Did you see what I did there?". Then the screen smashes under her fat crusty ass, prompting her to stand up.
She walks down the corridor further, all in one shot. People in suits and fancy dresses walk past her and are talking:
"You're probably wondering why Celebrity Big Brother hasn't launched yet," she says, passing a sunset sky mostly obscured by rainclouds and a drizzle.
"I'm why," she says. In one swift movement she smashes open the window, leans back and free falls. The camera breaks from the one shot and cuts to her face. She's stern and steady.
"I'm celebrity housemate number one."
She opens her umbrella and descends slowly to the stage where Emma awaits.

The dream

[glibberglobber]

Emma: *mumbles*
Scammer: sorry i didnt catch that
Emma: i saw what you did there

*crowd agressively booes*

[Mitchell]

https://thumb.ibb.co/c8WKQp/4_D6_FCA75_4_B6_A_4_D8_E_BFAE_DA6_F903_C792_A.jpg she’s coming too?

[montblanc]

https://thumb.ibb.co/c8WKQp/4_D6_FCA75_4_B6_A_4_D8_E_BFAE_DA6_F903_C792_A.jpg she’s coming too?

:laugh2:

[Greg!]

OMG instead of going straight from ads to Emma's one liner before the titles, we should have this ad playing right before the show begins, and when she walks off screen we see her walking through an office.
"Hi, I'm Katharine, and I'm best known as that scammer off the telly... or rather on the telly!" She sits on a flat-screen TV. "Did you see what I did there?". Then the screen smashes under her fat crusty ass, prompting her to stand up.
She walks down the corridor further, all in one shot. People in suits and fancy dresses walk past her and are talking:
"You're probably wondering why Celebrity Big Brother hasn't launched yet," she says, passing a sunset sky mostly obscured by rainclouds and a drizzle.
"I'm why," she says. In one swift movement she smashes open the window, leans back and free falls. The camera breaks from the one shot and cuts to her face. She's stern and steady.
"I'm celebrity housemate number one."
She opens her umbrella and descends slowly to the stage where Emma awaits.

:joker:

[RileyH]

OMG instead of going straight from ads to Emma's one liner before the titles, we should have this ad playing right before the show begins, and when she walks off screen we see her walking through an office.
"Hi, I'm Katharine, and I'm best known as that scammer off the telly... or rather on the telly!" She sits on a flat-screen TV. "Did you see what I did there?". Then the screen smashes under her fat crusty ass, prompting her to stand up.
She walks down the corridor further, all in one shot. People in suits and fancy dresses walk past her and are talking:
"You're probably wondering why Celebrity Big Brother hasn't launched yet," she says, passing a sunset sky mostly obscured by rainclouds and a drizzle.
"I'm why," she says. In one swift movement she smashes open the window, leans back and free falls. The camera breaks from the one shot and cuts to her face. She's stern and steady.
"I'm celebrity housemate number one."
She opens her umbrella and descends slowly to the stage where Emma awaits.

Emma: *mumbles*
Scammer: sorry i didnt catch that
Emma: i saw what you did there

*crowd agressively booes*

https://thumb.ibb.co/c8WKQp/4_D6_FCA75_4_B6_A_4_D8_E_BFAE_DA6_F903_C792_A.jpg she’s coming too?

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Alf]

This forum has gone to sh!t.

[Calderyon]

vPJ6irUDmHI

of course shes a celebrity shes on everyones tv screens each night

And yet we still do not know her name...

[JoshBB]

did u see what i did there

[Ant.]

And yet we still do not know her name...

It's Katharine Bennett-Fox. Get educated!

[Matthew.]

OMG instead of going straight from ads to Emma's one liner before the titles, we should have this ad playing right before the show begins, and when she walks off screen we see her walking through an office.
"Hi, I'm Katharine, and I'm best known as that scammer off the telly... or rather on the telly!" She sits on a flat-screen TV. "Did you see what I did there?". Then the screen smashes under her fat crusty ass, prompting her to stand up.
She walks down the corridor further, all in one shot. People in suits and fancy dresses walk past her and are talking:
"You're probably wondering why Celebrity Big Brother hasn't launched yet," she says, passing a sunset sky mostly obscured by rainclouds and a drizzle.
"I'm why," she says. In one swift movement she smashes open the window, leans back and free falls. The camera breaks from the one shot and cuts to her face. She's stern and steady.
"I'm celebrity housemate number one."
She opens her umbrella and descends slowly to the stage where Emma awaits.

:skull:

[Calderyon]

It's Katharine Bennett-Fox. Get educated!

Unknown British woman.

[Calderyon]

Barclay´s Scam Advert Phone Receptionist Girl?

[Calderyon]

Unknown British woman.

Who i kinda fancy a bit.

[Ant.]

Unknown British woman.

who are you again?

[Ant.]

Who i kinda fancy a bit.

lucky for you she LOVES robots!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSf_Jk_V4AA7Z9Z.jpg

[Calderyon]

who are you again?

Calderyon.

You i am not familiar with. Have we met before?

Anyway, nice to meet you.

[Jack_]

lucky for you she LOVES robots!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DSf_Jk_V4AA7Z9Z.jpg

What's she doing hanging out with Sam from BB20?

[glibberglobber]

1020069196431077377

[JoshBB]

I guess it would fit the 'fraud' theme but shes not really famous tbh lol

[Ant.]

What's she doing hanging out with Sam from BB20?

gaah I was gonna make this joke like "look shes already met BB alumni!!!" but the robot didnt look exactly like sam but im glad someone had a similar idea :joker:

[Mitchell]

1020069196431077377

I love her

[The Grinch]

She's funny.

[Nicky91]

nocky!!!!

don't shout, it was a joke

[MB.]

Frankly I wouldn't mind a series full of actors from adverts with her, the singing Nationwide sisters and the woman who played SuperCass

[Mitchell]

Frankly I wouldn't mind a series full of actors from adverts with her, the singing Nationwide sisters and the woman who played SuperCass

Not forgetting Howard

[Ant.]

Frankly I wouldn't mind a series full of actors from adverts with her, the singing Nationwide sisters and the woman who played SuperCass

SoqTVyk-8Zk

Flo and Joan to be exposed as they sing this loudly when they're fake evicted into a shoddy room and the other housemates hear?

[glibberglobber]

SoqTVyk-8Zk

Flo and Joan to be exposed as they sing this loudly when they're fake evicted into a shoddy room and the other housemates hear?

then all u hear is

"WE'RE SISTERSSSSSSSSS"

[RileyH]

We want these gals instead

5i2bJCG_ck0

[Ant.]

We want these gals instead

5i2bJCG_ck0

sis I just found this and was about to post it in the chat thread saying "wow we love rileyh and mont"

[Ant.]

personally I'm perched for the inevitable Christmas shopping task which results in the pair of them getting nommed by the entire house because they spent the duration of it singing "CRIMBOO LIMBBOOOOO WOWOWOWOWOWOWW" instead of participating

[RileyH]

sis I just found this and was about to post it in the chat thread saying "wow we love rileyh and mont"

aaaah

[montblanc]

sis I just found this and was about to post it in the chat thread saying "wow we love rileyh and mont"

i’m blo

[Mitchell]

personally I'm perched for the inevitable Christmas shopping task which results in the pair of them getting nommed by the entire house because they spent the duration of it singing "CRIMBOO LIMBBOOOOO WOWOWOWOWOWOWW" instead of participating

Loving it