Can I get my lifetime achievement award please?

[Benjamin]

Over ten years :dazzler:

[Denver]

No

[Cal.]

You’re kind of fat so no?

[Benjamin]

:(

[Benjamin]

You’re kind of fat so no?

Not kind of fat, I am fat. I prefer to be called tubby or well cushioned.

[reece(:]

Old

[Benjamin]

Old

*wise

[reece(:]

*wise

https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/HPpXJps/portrait-of-an-old-man-with-gray-hair-in-the-garden_bpnnfiotb__S0000.jpg

[Benjamin]

https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/HPpXJps/portrait-of-an-old-man-with-gray-hair-in-the-garden_bpnnfiotb__S0000.jpg

Strong brow game there, no match for mine though

[UserSince2005]

im virtually 15 years now, I want mine

[Benjamin]

im virtually 15 years now, I want mine

2018 - 2015 = 3 years. I can see how easy it is to miscalculate.

[Calderyon]

Hello, Ben. How are you?

[Benjamin]

Hello, Ben. How are you?

Hey Cald. I’m good, thanks. You?

[UserSince2005]

2018 - 2015 = 3 years. I can see how easy it is to miscalculate.

userSINCE2005 babes.

but it was probs more like 2001 thinking back

[Wizard.]

I’m scared if I post in this thread I’m going to be cursed by some ancient hex placed upon you in 65 BC

[Benjamin]

userSINCE2005 babes.

but it was probs more like 2001 thinking back

;)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

This is awkward bc wasn’t ben the one that permabanned ILTRW

[Calderyon]

Hey Cald. I’m good, thanks. You?

I am fine thanks. I'm now part robot/machine, part human. Currently waiting for an upgrade to an Android.

Do you still live in was it... New Zealand?

[Benjamin]

This is awkward bc wasn’t ben the one that permabanned ILTRW

:dazzler:

[UserSince2005]

You back in the UK now ben?

Want to go on a date?

[Vanessa]

:wavey:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Not with you he doesn’t now leave him alone

https://i.imgur.com/UMCgdIg.jpg

[UserSince2005]

Not with you he doesn’t now leave him alone

https://i.imgur.com/UMCgdIg.jpg

Listen,

Ben knows a hot guy with a good dick is worth taking for dinner.

he can make his own mind up.

[UserSince2005]

babes pm me

[hijaxers]

Hi Ben nice to see you back on here again. Hope all's well with you and congrats on 10 yrs :dance:

[Amy Jade]

Ben :love:

[Cherie]

Certainly feels like a lifetime :dazzler:

[Lee.]

What a ****ing loser

[Ammi]

...what did you achieve in your lifetime then..?...we can put it to a forum vote I guess ...but it’ll have to be after BB season as we’re a bit busy right now...

[Shaun]

hi dad

[armand.kay]

oh she's alive

[thesheriff443]

10 years, you've not been on here bloody posting my son, poor Niamh has worn her finger away to the bone while you been on your life time jolly.

[Toy Soldier]

Can we make a new one for 5 years so that I can have it?

HEY. There IS one for 5 years wtf is this it's the 10k award all over again. Give me two, immediately!

[armand.kay]

bloody cheek going MIA then coming back demanding awards

[Crimson Dynamo]

is it Most Loved already?

[caprimint]

Omg wow!!!! :love:

You're soooo old!!!!

[Ramsay]

I need one too, hook me up

[Crimson Dynamo]

Can we make a new one for 5 years so that I can have it?

HEY. There IS one for 5 years wtf is this it's the 10k award all over again. Give me two, immediately!

why on earth have you got 2 10k awards?


what kind of mod pet

[Cherie]

why on earth have you got 2 10k awards?


what kind of mod pet

Because he talks two type of crap?


I jest before anyone reports me

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

^ reported

[Ammi]

Can we make a new one for 5 years so that I can have it?

HEY. There IS one for 5 years wtf is this it's the 10k award all over again. Give me two, immediately!

...I think you should have 1 award for every full calendar month it's been delayed in receiving...oh that would mean 1 award then as we haven’t reached the end of August yet...

[Josy]

Not a chance.

Think your gonna come and claim your award then **** off back into obscurity? Well think again sunshine, youre trapped here forever now.

[Ammi]

...so that’s that of that, then...you’ll have to make do with the ones you have, Ben...

[Toy Soldier]

why on earth have you got 2 10k awards?


what kind of mod pet

SSssshhhhhhh... well actually there was a whole thread about this a while ago so I think they know. But basically there was a big discussion in the towers and I got two awards because each of my posts is worth 2x a normal post, but people would be confused if they had given me the 20k award at 10k, so they just doubled up that one.

In a similar move, I am to be given two 5 year awards... one for the 5 years I've actually been here, and one for the 5 extra years that this place has aged me. :umm2:

[Toy Soldier]

...I think you should have 1 award for every full calendar month it's been delayed in receiving...oh that would mean 1 award then as we haven’t reached the end of August yet...

YES Ammi, a brand new "5.1" award just especially for me.

[Cherie]

SSssshhhhhhh... well actually there was a whole thread about this a while ago so I think they know. But basically there was a big discussion in the towers and I got two awards because each of my posts is worth 2x a normal post, but people would be confused if they had given me the 20k award at 10k, so they just doubled up that one.

In a similar move, I am to be given two 5 year awards... one for the 5 years I've actually been here, and one for the 5 extra years that this place has aged me. :umm2:

:joker: