Ch5HD 9PM Celebrity Big Brother Discussion Weds. 29th

[arista]

9PM tonight

fun and games


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[arista]

On now

[Rob!]

Erm at Channel 5 running a “* days to go” campaign for ****ing Friends but ignoring BB who invented that campaign

[RileyH]

welp @ the preview

[Rob!]

Jermaine is a mess

[thisisdanny]

Hardeep was such a waste of a vote

[Ant.]

i hope my mum hasn't noticed me licking my lips at ben :drool:

[Ant.]

yEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEES

[Gusto Brunt]

where was Ben's penis

[Rob!]

No Marcus, I cannot handle you doing erection jokes

[RileyH]

No Marcus, I cannot handle you doing erection jokes

I can :p

[lewys]

ugh i love sally so much

[Tony Montana]

Hardeep was such a waste of a vote

He really was tbh

[Ant.]

where was Ben's penis

my mouth? :fc:

[RileyH]

Oh CRUMBS

[Owen19]

Sally :clap1:

[RileyH]

my mouth? :fc:

:joker:

[Epic.]

'Lifes gonna catch up with him on the outside!'

Further proof of my theory that Sociopath Sally knew the whole time :love:

[Ant.]

"i'm always bra and..... pantiful :D"

[Gusto Brunt]

my mouth? :fc:

looked very small

[Rob!]

I can :p

Just because you’re young and can’t hear

[Ant.]

I'm lowkey stanning kirstie

[Greg!]

Jermaine is just scum

[Ant.]

looked very small

at least I won't gag

[thisisdanny]

I'd be okay with Kirstie winning tbh

[Gusto Brunt]

at least I won't gag

No you're safe there :joker:

[Epic.]

Not Jermaine preaching that family is a constant work in progress when he's the one humiliating his family :umm2:

[Greg!]

I love Kirstie :love:

[Ross.]

Why did Gabby not tell Chloe he is married?

[Ant.]

"men are from mars and women are from Venus!!" ugh i love her

[RileyH]

Ugh Chloe :(

[LukeB]

:umm2:

[Gusto Brunt]

Chloe is so snooty

[Rob!]

Jermaine is absolute ****ing trash

[lewys]

jermaine is scum

[Epic.]

Why did Gabby not tell Chloe he is married?

She either didn't want to hurt Chloe or she's a SNAKE

[Ant.]

Jermaine is ****ing vile

I never see a problem with age differences but why is he being so vile about a girl 14 years younger

[Ross.]

These two are the confirmed worst housemates ever

[Rob!]

BYE at him slagging her off omg

[Greg!]

This man is absolute SCUM!

[RileyH]

Dan & Jermaine are scum

[Ant.]

HORRID Why is Chloe being vilified and everyone's all loving Jermaine

Emma's gonna clock this SO hard

[LukeB]

Why are Dan and Jermoe bitching about Chloe?

[Epic.]

Jermaine **** YOU I HATE YOU. THROWING THR GIRL YOU LED ON UNDER THE BUS BEHIND HER BACK **** YOU JERMAINE I HATE YOU

[Gusto Brunt]

Ben likes gabby now

[Ant.]

oop Ben has moved onto Gabby

[lewys]

jermaine is the type of guy who tries to shag a girl n when she turns him down he calls ha an ugly slag he never wanted anyway

[Rob!]

HORRID Why is Chloe being vilified and everyone's all loving Jermaine

Emma's gonna clock this SO hard

Emma is going to rip his ****ing balls off :flutter:

[Tony Montana]

Ugh I really wish Chloe had Stayed now. Things were just getting interesting

[LukeB]

Ben is interested in anything with vagina that gives him attention.

[Epic.]

NICK DHSHFJFHG :joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

Ben has really sneaky eyes

[Ross.]

Mess at that preview

[thisisdanny]

Nick throwing his beans on Hardeep :joker:

[Epic.]

Ya just fooked up my t shirt

[Ant.]

Emma is going to rip his ****ing balls off :flutter:

I'm SO EXCITED :love: you can just tell she's foaming at the mouth whenever she appears live :flutter:

[BBDodge]

That has to be a secret mission.

[thisisdanny]

That has to be a secret mission.

Yeah it's from Wendy

[hijaxers]

Ben likes gabby now

What a slug he is , slimy and leaves a trail of snot behind him.

[Ant.]

Nick's either doing that for our Wendy or he's trying to imitate Grace Adams-Short

[Rob!]

Wendy is coming :love:

[LukeB]

I'm SO EXCITED :love: you can just tell she's foaming at the mouth whenever she appears live :flutter:

He has to be evicted Friday to get booed and for Emma to drag him hard. We don't want any chance of 'redemption' (nothing can redeem him but the public are fickle) and get cheered

[Rob!]

Erm at this show using BB’s old cameras

[hijaxers]

That has to be a secret mission.

It is

[thisisdanny]

Nick's either doing that for our Wendy or he's trying to imitate Grace Adams-Short

We love the throwbacks this series

Here for Nick calling Hardeep a moose

[LukeB]

All dressed up and nowhere to go
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[Captain.Remy]

Meanwhile on Twitter:
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[Ant.]

He has to be evicted Friday to get booed and for Emma to drag him hard. We don't want any chance of 'redemption' (nothing can redeem him but the public are fickle) and get cheered

all it takes for him is to feel bad and the public will love him again :fist:

Ryan/Dan/Gabby won't vote him out :(

[Gusto Brunt]

Nick has lost weight

[lewys]

nick was my least fav on launch night i can't believe how much i actually like him now

[Epic.]

Wendy has the same accent as Nick this is like listening to family :joker:

[Ant.]

We love the throwbacks this series

Here for Nick calling Hardeep a moose

:joker:

[Jøsh]

YES WENDY

[Ant.]

:eyes: at that bottle of bleach perched on the counter

[Epic.]

IM DYING

[Tony Montana]

That was hilarious

[Jøsh]

:eyes: at that bottle of bleach perched on the counter

Bottoms up

[Epic.]

#Nicktowin. I have an inlaw who's betted on him and this might help :fc:

[Ross.]

Screaming at how cheeky Wendy is

[Gusto Brunt]

That was hilarious

:joker:

[Rob!]

Screaming at how aggressive Wendy is

[Jordan.]

Nick is kinda funny, here for him getting some airtime

[Epic.]

:joker:

[Rob!]

Omg that was TERRIBLE:joker:

[Ant.]

that's gonna be a bitch to get out

[RileyH]

That wasn't even subtle afhgjhagjakhl

[Ross.]

Hardeep is OBSESSED with organising the meals :joker:

[Jøsh]

I just tripped didn't I sksksk

[Epic.]

That wasn't even subtle afhgjhagjakhl

'i TRIPPED :oh: '

[lewys]

omg he is so happy :love: my heart is full

[Rob!]

I love Wendy

[Ant.]

"I don't like it :bawling:" aaaaaaaaaaaaaskdk

[Epic.]

Kirstie/Sally/Nick is the final 3 we NEED

[Jøsh]

Wendy is a queen

[LukeB]

You like it's easter sunday and you've been told to behave!!

[Ant.]

"dawnt polish ben!"

[RileyH]

You like it's easter sunday and you've been told to behave!!

:joker:

[Rob!]

Not all this Nick airtime. He ain’t going anywhere Friday if this carries on :laugh:

[Epic.]

Nick being the only one to clock onto Jermaine trash :clap1:

[Ant.]

Raph is BACK

[Jordan.]

Yikes why did they think Natalie would be popular

[Epic.]

Nick planning to bet on his house for Natalie to win :joker:

[lewys]

i'm so glad i voted nick last night now

[LukeB]

Nick planning to bet on his house for Natalie to win :joker:

He knows shes a star :love:

[Greg!]

This BB voice is so camp nn

[Rob!]

I know this BB voice is like BBCan royalty but I don’t really like the one random American sounding accent

[Epic.]

**** you Jermaine

[Ant.]

"Banter" **** OFF

[Epic.]

Raph didn't deserve to listen to Jermaine's backtracking stupidity

[lewys]

This BB voice is so camp nn

rodrigo ejected because he tried to get some action from it ??

[Greg!]

Jermaine is so transparent its ridiculous, trying to slag off Chloe to save his marriage. SCUM!

[thisisdanny]

It's just banter innit ladz

[Ant.]

Jermaine is ****ing awful I hope he gets dumped live on Friday

[Jordan.]

Jermaine literally said to Chloe the other day that he doesn't tidy or do anything either and now he's using it against her lol

[RileyH]

I know this BB voice is like BBCan royalty but I don’t really like the one random American sounding accent

This I hate it

[Rob!]

I wouldn’t hate if Kirstie won tbh

[Ross.]

So when does Kirstie win

[Matthew.]

when jermaine is evicted, when the doors open, his wife should just be in front of it and throw water at him :hehe:

[LukeB]

So when does Kirstie win

10th September.

[Rob!]

Omfg at the backtracking he is SUCH a prick

[Jordan.]

Everyone being shocked af at him being married :skull:

[Ant.]

"how long you been married?"
"I don't know"

[Ross.]

BYE at him acting like he told everyone he was married

[thisisdanny]

when jermaine is evicted, when the doors open, his wife should just be in front of it and throw water at him :hehe:

More than water :fist::fist:

[Epic.]

"how long you been married?"
"I don't know"

Lmao he is one of the worst people ever cast

[LukeB]

Omfg at the backtracking he is SUCH a prick

i'm shocked
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[RileyH]

"how long you been married?"
"I don't know"

:skull:

[Epic.]

Raph leave Kirstie ALONE

[Ant.]

Lmao he is one of the worst people ever cast

there's literally NO redeemable qualities

[Denver]

Bitch so making out you were kidnapped

[Rob!]

Not ketamine

[LukeB]

Raph leave Kirstie ALONE

Since when did Raph sound canadian?

[RileyH]

Chloe :sad:

[Rob!]

Screaming at Sally’s logic of why they should have killed her

“You’d have been a dead weight.”

[RileyH]

Not being funny but Chloe's kidnap story sounds like a fun night out for Lilbro

[Ant.]

Sally encouraging Chloe to give words of wisdom :clap1:

[Jordan.]

Mess even Marcus isn't having it with this banter excuse

[Denver]

I hope Lukas is released from prison soon

[Epic.]

'Coming up... Jermaine blames it on the BANTAH'

Even Marcus hates him :joker:

[thisisdanny]

Chloe was robbed

[RileyH]

bAnTeR

[Jordan.]

I hope Lukas is released from prison soon

:umm2:

[RileyH]

I hope Lukas is released from prison soon

:umm2:

[Denver]

Chloe was robbed

No she was kidnapped

[Denver]

:umm2:

:umm2:

bAnTeR

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[Rob!]

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:skull:

[Greg!]

Wendy the washing machine is a real woman!

[LukeB]

ByteOnTheSide

[thisisdanny]

No she was kidnapped

She was robbed with her place in the house

Hardeep should be out:fist:

[Rob!]

Wow so he wasn’t even trying to wish her good luck

[Epic.]

Jermaine: Best of luck! *hugs Chloe and whispers* MEET ME IN THE TOILET IN FIVE MINUTES

:skull:

[RileyH]

Wow so he wasn’t even trying to wish her good luck

Is anyone surprised

[lewys]

*hugs Chloe and whispers* MEET ME IN THE TOILET IN FIVE MINUTES

me on a night out

[Epic.]

Why is he trying to control what she says when she gets out? :umm2:

[Rob!]

I LOVE that they’ve exposed him like this

[Jordan.]

He knows she's gonna sell a story on him, poor that

[Epic.]

Poor Chloe</3

[thisisdanny]

Jermaine being exposed I love it

[RileyH]

How COULD they evict Chloe at a time like this

[lewys]

he is going to be so hated when he comes out omg i can't wait for him vs the BOTS panel

[Epic.]

She was crying that she'll be booed because of him and then he asks 'Should you go out first?' talking about the bathroom without any regard for being upset urgh I hate him

[Ross.]

Does he not realise that he’s on a tv show and there’s cameras watching 24/7

[Rob!]

he is going to be so hated when he comes out omg i can't wait for him vs the BOTS panel

If they don’t get Kim on his episode they don’t know what they’re doing

[Wizard.]

Kirstie :laugh:

[Ant.]

I appreciate Chloe may contribute little to nothing to the way the house runs and functions but they way the housemates speak about here is Wrong

[Denver]

I am glad Jermaine gets a chance eat redemption

[Jack_]

How ****ing dense is this guy that he thinks nothing he's done has been picked up by cameras and microphones? :umm2:

He's going to be SO bitter when he comes out, he'll be the classic 'I was edited badly' person

[Tony Montana]

Does he not realise that he’s on a tv show and there’s cameras watching 24/7

He’s not the Sharpest tool in the Box

[LukeB]

If they don’t get Kim on his episode they don’t know what they’re doing

Kim has gone through enough </3 Jermoe will bully her

[Owen19]

I am glad Jermaine gets a chance eat redemption

Well that won’t be happening

[Ant.]

I am glad Jermaine gets a chance eat redemption

when will you ever?

[RileyH]

Ugh I'm sad again :(

[Rob!]

Kim has gone through enough </3 Jermoe will bully her

They can just put a Colleen mask on his face and she’s kick the **** out of him :flutter:

[Epic.]

I am glad Jermaine gets a chance eat redemption

:joker: what no he won't he's unanimously hated

[Ant.]

why is roxanne dressed like she's going to bed

[thisisdanny]

Listen to them all cheering

Yeah that's the track they use to block out the noise

[Wizard.]

Oops at the Natalie shade

[Denver]

when will you ever?

I only seek redemption from Stormy (or Bob Marley)

[Ant.]

omg they cut out "SHE'S COMING IN?!!?!? :o"

[Ross.]

why is roxanne dressed like she's going to bed

I was about to say this

[lewys]

:(

[Jordan.]

Yas at them hearing the cheers

[Denver]

:joker: what no he won't he's unanimously hated

He was led down the dark path

[Owen19]

Jermaine definitely thinks he’s leaving to cheers

[Jack_]

Will housemates please close the living room doors :nono:

[lewys]

a mess @ them thinking hardeep is popular but it's just anti votes for the person he's up against

[Ant.]

I was about to say this

great minds think alike?

[LukeB]

why is roxanne dressed like she's going to bed

She didn't want to be all dressed up with nowhere to go.

[thisisdanny]

Why is no one telling Jermaine he's in the wrong, we need Natalie back in there

[Ant.]

Well we didn't Rox :p

[Ant.]

She didn't want to be all dressed up with nowhere to go.

:joker:

3rd place queens? :fc:

[Brother Leon]

Why is no one telling Jermaine he's in the wrong, we need Natalie back in there

Because it’s just banter, mate.

[glibberglobber]

how do housemates know when the next eviction is :suspect:

producer mess up?

[Wizard.]

I hate when people say “I’ve been myself in here and I’m proud of that” NO we want a fake you who causes drama for entertainment like our Tiff!

[Ant.]

"talking about your family-" Roxanne stops after realising Jermaine doesn't talk about his family at all?

[RileyH]

Because it’s just banter, mate.

Don't start

[thisisdanny]

If he's got to tell everyone 19829389232 times that it's banter, is he trying to convince us or himself idk

[Denver]

how do housemates know when the next eviction is :suspect:

producer mess up?

Because they have had Tues and Friday CBB evictions for years

[lewys]

lmao as if chloe would give jermaine the time of day !

[Epic.]

Why is Jermaine literally getting all the airtime tonight :umm2: Go back to irrelevant wallpaper!

[Jack_]

The guy doesn't even understand what banter is :unsure:

What's banter about secretly telling someone you like them?

[Brother Leon]

lmao as if chloe would give jermaine the time of day !

Yeah. That’s why she was thirsting for him in the house...:shrug:

[Denver]

lmao as if chloe would give jermaine the time of day !
She is desperate for cock

[Ant.]

Why is Jermaine literally getting all the airtime tonight :umm2: Go back to irrelevant wallpaper!

to show him in a bad light and convince people to not vote for the scum on the app? :fc:

[thisisdanny]

how do housemates know when the next eviction is :suspect:

producer mess up?

Maybe because it's the same every series it's not difficult idk

[Denver]

Chloe's life fell apart as soon as hotty Conor dumped her

[Epic.]

to show him in a bad light and convince people to not vote for the scum on the app? :fc:

That's bad because so many think it's voting for who you want up so the scum might survive

[LukeB]

to show him in a bad light and convince people to not vote for the scum on the app? :fc:

people will probably forget about that vote app. I don't know why they didn't do it by phone votes but hey it's free i'm not complaining (love island teas)

[Epic.]

Chloe's life fell apart as soon as hotty Conor dumped her

Good thing it improved after people felt sympathy for how horrible that scumbag Jermaine treated her

[Denver]

Can not wait for Conor to enter next series.

We love celeb dad of the year

[Ant.]

That's bad because so many think it's voting for who you want up so the scum might survive

the "who's your favourite" bit is too small :(
people will probably forget about that vote app. I don't know why they didn't do it by phone votes but hey it's free i'm not complaining (love island teas)

I think they've realised they're never making money off BB again </3

[Rob!]

That girl’s lips in that trailer are awful

[Ant.]

aaaaaasjksjkd Jermaine wearing his wedding ring

[Epic.]

Jermaine cowardly ****

[RileyH]

Jermaine :skull:

[Ant.]

why is Jermaine getting so defensive abt it lmao

[lewys]

gabby's patronising laugh :love: kween

[Ross.]

Not him saying he put it on for the live show

Does he realise the cameras are on all the time

[LukeB]

He is doing this for press. I think he does wear it at home he's just making up excuses why he didn't wear it.

[thisisdanny]

Hardeep's speech reminds me of Wolfy

[lewys]

He is doing this for press. I think he does wear it at home he's just making up excuses why he didn't wear it.

or he just doesn't wear it ever so he can fook any girl with a pulse x

[RileyH]

Hadeep makes me want to choke

[Ant.]

He is doing this for press. I think he does wear it at home he's just making up excuses why he didn't wear it.

i hope his wife clocks it like "he wears it during the shower"

[Epic.]

Hadeed making a fool out of Jermaine :clap1:

[thisisdanny]

"I didn't hear what you said"

[Rob!]

Howling at him vying for time

[Epic.]

Jermaine **** off you wannabe politician

[Jordan.]

He's too dumb to even make up a convincing excuse

[Rufus]

Hardeep grilling Germaine :clap1:

[RileyH]

welp

[RileyH]

'she's a friend'

[Denver]

Hardeep deserves runner up to Kirstie with Jermaine 3rd, Ben 4th, Dan 5th, Ryan 6th

[thisisdanny]

I'm loving all this Jermaine shade tonight, can't wait for him to face the crowd I even hope they forget to play the music so we can properly hear how hated he is

[RileyH]

Hardeep deserves runner up to Kirstie with Jermaine 3rd, Ben 4th, Dan 5th, Ryan 6th

How bloody tragic

[Crimson Dynamo]

Hardeep torpedo ing Jermaine below the water line

[Rob!]

Also I am so here for Gabby’s disdain for him

[Epic.]

I'm loving all this Jermaine shade tonight, can't wait for him to face the crowd I even hope they forget to play the music so we can properly hear how hated he is

They haven't played music for Natalie and Chloe so he will hear it :joker:

[Rob!]

I’m kind of over Ben now

[thisisdanny]

Hardeep grilling Germaine :clap1:

He wishes

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[Rufus]

Hardeep deserves runner up to Kirstie with Jermaine 3rd, Ben 4th, Dan 5th, Ryan 6th

:umm2:

[Ant.]

he's not ****ing honest Ben

[Brother Leon]

Hardeep deserves runner up to Kirstie with Jermaine 3rd, Ben 4th, Dan 5th, Ryan 6th

:clap1:

Excellent order.

[Owen19]

These two are tragic and I hope they’re both the bottom two in the vote

[Epic.]

Dire sitting through an hour of Jermaine tonight

[Ant.]

oh dear Vanessa's going to ****ing adore tomorrow's ep

[Jordan.]

The people's nomination is so misleading

[Rufus]

A Ben/Jermaine B2 pls :fc:

[RileyH]

A Ben/Jermaine B2 pls :fc:

Leave Ben alone

[RileyH]

:clap1:

Excellent order.

Are you taking the piss

[Rufus]

Leave Ben alone

You leave Hardeep alone then