Iconic moments/quotes from Channel 5's Big Brother

[JoshBB]

In the run-up to Civilian BB, which we now know will launch on 14 September and last 53 days.. what are some of your favourite moments from Channel 5's Big Brother?

Mine;


Jayne's "takes one to know one" (BB17)
Helen getting the boos she deserved (BB15)
Aisleyne to Helen: "Basic rations for a basic bitch" (BB16)
Love peace and harmony x1000 (BB18)


this thread was supposed to be positive but I cant think of that many now when I think of it oops

[Tony Montana]

“Good has overcome Evil!”

[Tony Montana]

“Look At you with your Cheap Primark Shoes”

“Everyone needs to Calm the **** Down”

[Oaker]

ABCD eviction

[JoshBB]

ABCD eviction

wait context??

[Oaker]

wait context??

The Arron/Becky/Conor/Deana eviction

[Daniel.]

ABCD

Fight Night 3

Isabelle winning

[LukeB]

Role model to your son though?

[RileyH]

Go get a wash and a hairbrush you fat bitch

[y.winter]

"you can do it, Chloe"

[Captain.Remy]

Role model to your son though?
Always in the right
Go get a wash and a hairbrush you fat bitch
David's dead
Are you on drugs?

[Daniel-X]

In the run-up to Civilian BB, which we now know will launch on 14 September and last 53 days.. what are some of your favourite moments from Channel 5's Big Brother?

Mine;


Jayne's "takes one to know one" (BB17)
Helen getting the boos she deserved (BB15)
Aisleyne to Helen: "Basic rations for a basic bitch" (BB16)
Love peace and harmony x1000 (BB18)


this thread was supposed to be positive but I cant think of that many now when I think of it oops

These were all tragic besides Jayne tbh

[Daniel-X]

‘Period? Period?! Are you joking?!’
‘Soar... Charlie Travers... soar’
‘Straight jacket’s int storeroom’
‘ARE YOU ON DRUGS?! ARE YOU ****ING ON DRUGS?!’

Are the ones that stick in my mind what haven’t been mentioned yet.

[Matthew.]

get a ****ing wash and a hairbrush you fat bit h
stop shagging jesus you tramp
is she going to storm off for the next 13 weeks every time she hears the word shag
chreeeeeeeeeeeeeestopheeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh

back away from me right now
role model to your son though

[Greg!]

"Role model to your son though?" will be etched onto my mind until the end of time. One simple sentence that caused so much chaos and took out the trash :love:

[y.winter]

Get some bloody class you weirdo man

[Headie]

"Different personality for each weave"
"Don't come for me unless I send for you"
"Mama didn't raise no fool"
"You're just a basic bitch"
"Do you know what really got under my weave?"
"I got me fanny spray"
"I'm not a clique. I can't be cliqued. Mmhm"
"I came in here lookin' like a ****in barbie"
"Big Brother, you know I have Hygiene Issues! I'm traumatised!"
"Either say it to his face or shut the **** up"
"She thinks I was distant with her? She's gonna think I'm in outer space now"
"Don't get it twisted"
"Someone's been putting extra spices in his rice"
"Oh behave yourself. What you need to do is pipe down because it's too early in the morning. And I'm talking to Ashleigh."
"Just get OUT if you're leaving JUST. GO."
"Immature little boi"
"The difference between me and you? I can say it to your face"
"You're rude, I'm rude, we're all rude together!"
"Let me tell you something"
"Hurricane Toya is FAST approaching. Hold on to your seats"
"Do I look like the type of person who starts arguments?"
"Find a mirror!"
"I will **** them up with the power!"
"Everyone needs to calm the **** down!"
"Smell the damn coffee!"
"And if I don't what will you do?"
"My life does not begin and end in Big Brother"
"This is Big Brother. This is not Big Ash."
"PISSING ALL OVER THE SEAT LIKE A BARBARIC ANIMAL!"
"Do you know what Winston? You need to calm down as well"
"Oh Winston, don't pipe up now. Don't take me for a mug."
"UH UH UH I'm Winston... Idiot!"
"Me and Matt didn't even get to vote... so how STUPID are they?"
"Oh Ash ha ha ha... you're a ****ing bully!"
"I'm not going to be intimidated by anyone in this house"
"Despite how poor of a background I've come from... I'm educated."
"I will BLOW like Hurricane Toya"
"GANG?! Are you okay?"
"Anyone that crosses me now... IS GETTING IT"
"I refuse to be kicked. I refuse to be shouted at. I refuse to be goaded"
"For once in your life do one yourself. IDIOT."
"So either they put up with it.... or they LEAVE. Through THAT door!"
"I've got my own show.... I work in Nigeria"
"He suffers from chronic arrogance!"
"Well what's the worst that could happen to me? I'm going to tell them."
"You didn't say anything interesting."
"You want fame. You want validation. You want a jacket business. You're just so confused."
"Marlon, the reason we can't comment on your VT is because it's so embarrassing"
"Marlon this isn't a rap song."
"At 22, works in Optics... It speaks for itself really."
"You roll with pigs... you get flies."
"Where is she? You need to find her."
"These people will sooner eat you alive."
"She looks like a ****ing maniac"
"Give me an example. I WANT ONE."
"Helen CALM DOWN. Helen CALM DOWN."
"You have to calm down because we're having a conversation".
"Hurricane Toya arrived. There was no destruction... just some superficial damage."
"So I told him a few home truths yesterday and it hurt. GOOD."
"Marlon came out of Hurricane Toya scarred. He didn't come out unscathed."
"Hurricane Toya has subsided"

https://uploadir.com/u/u7mixyzx

[LukeB]

3JmK6fvL3t0

[Captain.Remy]

“I’m at the Holiday Inn come to my hotel tonight b***h. Meet me outside see if you’re gobby then!” :joker:

[Headie]

Actually the best person for quotes was Shievonne <3

"I haven't drunk water in about 6 years"
"The current state of my love life is... nil point... just like the Eurovision"
"I'm like Peter Pan"
"If I don't get sleep, you get the 3%"
"I don't like water, it tastes funny"
"(About Luke A) He might as well run for mayor... He is mayor of that smoking area!"
"I'm like 'morning', he's like 'yawning cracka dawnin'!"
"Ew, she looks upset"
"Your handsome as ****! What the ****!"
"You don't need to shine on Day 2, I'm looking for the people who are gonna shine on Day 64!"
"Babe you just gotta plead the fifth"
"Keep it cute and keep it mute"
"I'd rather look like a dickhead with 100 grand in my pocket than look like a dickhead with a ****ing shopping list"
"Well, I mean, can we say embarrassment dot com? Cringe... THE CRINGE Big Brother!"
"Sausage? I don't ever wanna hear the word sausage again. I don't care if someone says 'do you want bangers and mash?', you better say MASH"
"There's a rumble in the jungle and Muhammed Ali ain't gonna be here"
"Deana, you can't leave me, who am I gonna go Dubai with?"
"Rock out with ya cock out"
"To me, clowns are killers. Nothing good can come of clowns."
"How am I? I'm traumatised Big Brother"
"I feel like it's armageddon and I'm the last person alive"
"(about her fear of clowns) I had some kind of experience with Ronald Mcdonald. I remember that was the first time."
"Do you think Prince Phillip poos?"
"He grabbed his crotch Big Brother. HE GRABBED HIS CROTCH"
"Started grabbing areas that clearly don't need to be grabbed on national television"
"Get down with the get down!"
"They look pissed"
"He was the only one with the key to the village"
"I'm nominating Luke A because I don't know what a kilo is and he wouldn't tell me"
"Her soul is just troubled"
"(about Luke S's penis) Is it two scoops? Is it three scoops? Is there a flake? Are we gonna get the bubblegum with it? We just don't know what we're dealin' with here!"
"He dropped it low like Flo Rida"
"Why are you coming for me?"
"Babe, don't patronise me. Do not patronise me."
"I'm not the one."
"It's all good in the hood"
"Pick Conor's party you silly cow!"
"I told them, I don't give a **** about raving cos I've been raving since I was 4 with my diaper and my two glowsticks, giving it"
"Love don't live here anymore"
"I feel like he's always tryna kick my back door in... not in a sexual way..."
"I've seen all the boys willies in this house, I'm now desensitised"
"They would've spun her into orbit!"
"It sounded like a scene from Texas Chainsaw Massacre"
"(To Arron) I know some bad boys on the outside and trust me, you ain't one"
"All the bad boys I know are gits"
"Well... I mean... er... no. I'll just wait for you to tell me the doors open then"
"My fear of clowns started when I had a McDonalds party"
"I'm borrowing your boyfriend"
"She looked like a duck"
"If you don't wanna give us the cigarettes, then don't give it to us and ****ing hold us ransom over it like this is some ****ing hostage situation. This isn't Con Air 98 what the ****"
"She better keep my name out her mouth"
"What has that got to do with the price of rice"
"He was dry humping you, with his finger"
"Oh my god. We're losers. Literally."
"I ate cat food for dinner"
"Bunch of fake ass people saying happy birthday to me when they don't mean it"
"I literally feel like someone just stabbed my kitten"
"At this point it's Me, Myself and I. Like Beyoncé said"
"Is this dude trying to tell me I don't love my nieces?"
"Do you really think I wanna cry on cue with concealer running down my face?"
"You will not see me cry in this house again *cries 5 mins later over Adam's comments about her*"
"If I could cry on cue, do you think I'd be on Big Brother? I'd clearly be in Hollyoaks."
"You chipped in with something that a stranger would say to a tramp"
"Too shady for Slim Shady"
"It took 24 hours for you to turn on me"
"You are way off the ****ing mark"
"You need to check yourself AND wreck yourself"
"Don't come at me like a bull from the china shop"
"I couldn't be up against a better oppoment... oppom-.. opponum? OPPONENT."
"Are you ready for me to be evicted on a stretcher with a gas mask on my face?"
"I feel like it's my time now.... not to die."
"Clearly he's posessed your mind"
"You looked at me like I'm literally trying to kill your mother"
"Open your eyes Deana you're not ****ing blind"
"Wake up and smell the HUMMUS"
"Is this girl livin' in Jumanji?"
"I'm actually scared to start crying in this house *starts crying*"
"Get ready Mum, put the kettle on, I'm coming home"
"I've got your number, and it ain't 118"

[y.winter]

Snake! Your a snake! Every time I'll see you I'm gonna go ssssssssssss

[Daniel-X]

‘I AM SOMEBODIE’s DAUGHTER!’

[Greg!]

"I'm nominating Luke A because I don't know what a kilo is and he wouldn't tell me"


Omg :laugh2:

[y.winter]

Always in the right
Always in the right
Always in the right

[Greg!]

I am CREASING at the Shievonne quotes :love:

[y.winter]

I'm like totally Beyonce and she like the backing dancer

[Headie]

Toya: "Ash you need to calm down"
Ash: "You just swore at us all how am I meant to calm down?"
Winston: "..."
Toya: "Do you know what Winston? You need to calm down as well"

https://uploadir.com/u/wsoiaj32

[Captain.Remy]

"You look like a rapist" :skull:
From the delightful Helen Wood.

[y.winter]

Big brother in DR: something about breaking the rules
Gina: who cares, you keep changing the rules all the time anyway

[Captain.Remy]

'She respects me like she respects her BMI'

Come to think of it, a lot of C5 iconic quotes are bad or shady :skull:

[Daniel-X]

‘Did ya hear the boos tho?’

[Epic.]

My all-time favourite which doesn't get nearly as much praise as it deserves :clap1:

Deana: Maybe that's something I need to work on; my PATRONISING voice. Yeah do you think there's anything YOU need to work on BECKY DARLING? Yes, you're absolutely PERFECT, I agree. There's nothing at all that you can change about yourself, your acting is ABSOLUTELY great, your personality is AB-SO-LUTE-LY BRILLIANT, there's absolutely NOTHING that you need to change about yourself. You just carry on the way you are, because no one is perfect in this world, except for BECKY.
Becky: Ah knaw. Ah don't wanner change anything about meself thanks
Deana: GRRREAT... GOOD for you...
Becky: Not ONE LITTLE THIING :laugh:
Deana: Yes absolutely happy for you.
Becky: There's not one little thing to change about YOORSELF PRINCESS DEANAA. :)
Deana: OH THANK YOU PRINCESS BECKY
Becky: *sings while storming off*
Deana: ACTRESS ACTRESS ACTING AGAAAIN. STARTS SINGING NOW BECAUSE SHE'S AN ACTRESS
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/deana.png

[Captain.Remy]

'Open it'
The crowd chanting: "Two seconds Steven!'

[RileyH]

'I think she wants to sit next to me because she thinks that she will get more camera time because I'm cuter than her' http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/celebrity/19/jasmine.png

[lewys]

get a fookin wash n an hairbursh
fight night 3
isabelle's song to chanelle when she called ha chantelle
winegate bb17
jemima n ha ded daughter

laura n marco's bdsm
jayne getting knocked out by a sponge
baggeh fanneh
gina n dexter in the safe house
alex n sam rightfully getting chucked out 24 hours before the final (NO place for them to be)
ashleigh's 'poor kimberly' and her diary room rant about helen lmao
everyone's reaction to jason evicting lateysha
hannah's reaction to andrew being upset with her
savanna's useless stint and the fight to evict ha

just off the top of my head that's all i can think of, the first paragraph / group are the best ones :love:

[RileyH]

'I think she wants to sit next to me because she thinks that she will get more camera time because I'm cuter than her' http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/celebrity/19/jasmine.png

Me explaining my friendship with Mont

[RileyH]

ashleigh's 'poor kimberly' and her diary room rant about helen lmao

Omg this is so underrated

[RileyH]

Jessica & Stacy's feud was a howl

[reece(:]

"I don't want your negative vibrations on my bed"

[Rufus]

**** the **** off!
I'm FOOKIN black alrite!
GO AWAY!
Diary room, diary room, diary room
Listen, **** me off then.
I saw that look, he thinks he's ****ing smart. He's not that smart, he's a sneaky lil s***.
Well I gotta lot against you!
I'm not your friend, piss off.

All from the legendary Natalie Rowe.

[armand.kay]

Urgh bb13 is jam packed with iconic moments and I would rewatch but the season is just so hostile I don't think I can take myself to that place again

[lewys]

omg how did i forget the black carer arguments asdnvfojnscspvo

[Marsh.]

"Gerra wash an errbrush yer fat slag!"

[reece(:]

Tashie vs Heaven over how to cook fish fingers ... the very first C5 civilian argument IIRC

[Denver]

Stormy Daniel's no show

[Captain.Remy]

Stormy Daniel's no show

https://media.giphy.com/media/n5HkGZrOqQ34vOJsJz/giphy.gif

[Epic.]

Urgh bb13 is jam packed with iconic moments and I would rewatch but the season is just so hostile I don't think I can take myself to that place again

But you washed BB6 in a flash which is way more hostile

[RileyH]

vrWjt9MmdrY

[y.winter]

ashleigh's 'poor kimberly' and her diary room rant about helen lmao

:worship:

Also Helen mocking Ashleigh's "evil plan" :laugh:

[Tony Montana]

Bananagate BB12

[MTVN]

The Arron/Becky/Conor/Deana eviction

Conor wasn't evicted though

And whatever people think of him the White Room was a pretty epic moment

[armand.kay]

But you washed BB6 in a flash which is way more hostile

BB13 had someone threaten to rape someone with an epilator. It is a far more hostile season imo, BB6 is only really bad from Roberto's eviction up until Maxwell's eviction. After maxwell is evicted the house kind of merges again and alliances are blurred. Even when it was at its most hostile it never felt like anyone was being picked on and the hls were carried by a mixture of funny moments as well as bitching. BB13 felt like a war zone sometimes.

[armand.kay]

Also with bb13 comes memories of constantly having to defend Deana on here because some people (no names but you could probably guess who) would make thread after thread about her criticising her every move. It was probably more hostile on the forum than it was in the house

[Samm]

BB13 had someone threaten to rape someone with an epilator. It is a far more hostile season imo, BB6 is only really bad from Roberto's eviction up until Maxwell's eviction. After maxwell is evicted the house kind of merges again and alliances are blurred. Even when it was at its most hostile it never felt like anyone was being picked on and the hls were carried by a mixture of funny moments as well as bitching. BB13 felt like a war zone sometimes.

I agree, even though they hated each other makosi and maxwell could still be civil with each other, most of the house could after a disagreement, where’s in BB13 I don’t think the two sides ever got along

[Epic.]

Conor wasn't evicted though

And whatever people think of him the White Room was a pretty epic moment

Epically GARBAGE

[Tony Montana]

BB13 had someone threaten to rape someone with an epilator. It is a far more hostile season imo, BB6 is only really bad from Roberto's eviction up until Maxwell's eviction. After maxwell is evicted the house kind of merges again and alliances are blurred. Even when it was at its most hostile it never felt like anyone was being picked on and the hls were carried by a mixture of funny moments as well as bitching. BB13 felt like a war zone sometimes.

Both Houses were very Hostile, But I Agree 13 was slightly Worse. Both Groups would always Bitch about each other and There was actual Strong Hatred From Both Sides. Things got very Nasty and Personal

It’s actually Astonishing that None of The outsiders had a Breakdown and Walked

[Ashley.]

"you can do it, Chloe"

:joker: