What's the weirdest thing you've heard someone say while sleeping?

[reecejackox]

while they were sleeping

my school supply teacher fell asleep once in class and said good dog

[LaLaLand]

My mate once said "muscly armed paper boy" after a night out like the Perv does in Family Guy :laugh2:

[Marsh.]

"If you have to do that just try not to blurt it up my back, alright?"

[Glenn.]

‘What do they want?’

Followed by

‘For **** sake the cars gone’

Followed by

‘The dog had the keys’

[JerseyWins]

It doesn't make sense but that's what's funny about it to me:

One of my friends just loudly started saying "AHHBAHBAHBAHBAH" and then "Are you lost?" in his sleep.

Me & my other friend that were awake in the room turned to him silently and then when he was finished we just looked at each other and started laughing our asses off. :joker:

[JerseyWins]

‘What do they want?’

Followed by

‘For **** sake the cars gone’

Followed by

‘The dog had the keys’
This sounds hilarious :joker:

[Mystic Mock]

My mate once said "muscly armed paper boy" after a night out like the Perv does in Family Guy :laugh2:

:laugh2:

The weirdest one that I've heard is one of my friends falling asleep on one of the Sofas and saying “Capri Sun rules my life.”

[Glenn.]

This sounds hilarious :joker:

It wasn’t at 4am it was terrifying