Im so heartbroken, im finding this so hard

[Father Chris Mouse]

We split by mutual consent around a month ago. It's really starting to hit me, in a ****ty all in one flat, awake in the middle of the night, drunk and lonely.

I don't necessary want her back, but being single is hard (were together for 5 years). And i miss my little boy.

Sorry. I don't mean to be all soppy.

[montblanc]

oh my :sad:

[Good King Glennceslas]

Kill her and take the kid to Cuba

[Father Chris Mouse]

Kill her and take the kid to Cuba

Talking from experience?

[RileyH]

:( get on tinder

[RileyH]

Can't you get custody of your boy

[Father Chris Mouse]

yeah i have him 3 nights a week, that's all good. Just miss waking up to him everyday

[Good King Glennceslas]

Talking from experience?

If I was what makes you think I would tell you

[Father Chris Mouse]

:( get on tinder

No no, im not a desperate man, i can tame my penis

[Good King Glennceslas]

Don’t tams it for too long or it won’t work

[Good King Glennceslas]

Tams

[Father Chris Mouse]

toms?

[Good King Glennceslas]

Don’t use toms. He’s a child!

[RileyH]

yeah i have him 3 nights a week, that's all good. Just miss waking up to him everyday

Well at least you have him

[Father Chris Mouse]

Yeah true

[Good King Glennceslas]

It will get better. Think positive. Put the drink away. Happiness will come.

[Good King Glennceslas]

Am I Oprah?

[RileyH]

Am I Oprah?

No

[JerseyWins]

Me after a one week relationship </3

[JerseyWins]

I don't necessary want her back, but being single is hard (were together for 5 years). And i miss my little boy.
This part though :(

[thesheriff443]

Am I Oprah?

No, you told him to kill the mother of his child in your first post, this disgusting cowardly act happens, so not good advise.

You did partly redeem yourself with the sensible post

[Father Chris Mouse]

I work nights in the week, will have him over the weekend.

Looking for dates though, anyone interested? :P