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Denver
30-08-2018, 02:00 PM
Jehovah's Witnesses don't believe in sex before marriage - and dating isn't condoned unless they bring along a chaperone as well.

So it's likely that the first person you choose to date will be the person you marry.

And after marriage, there's still restrictions on sex - namely anal and oral sex which are strictly forbidden, something that is also frowned upon in religions such as Islam and other forms of Christianity.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7124674/jehovahs-witnesses/

Denver
30-08-2018, 02:01 PM
Suddenly God doesnt exist?

reece(:
30-08-2018, 02:02 PM
No wonder they live boring lives

Niamh.
30-08-2018, 02:02 PM
I don't understand why religions are so obsessed with controlling sex

Denver
30-08-2018, 02:02 PM
I don't understand why religions are so obsessed with controlling sex

Niamh a fan of Anal?

Niamh.
30-08-2018, 02:03 PM
Niamh a fan of Anal?

:joker:

Crimson Dynamo
30-08-2018, 02:04 PM
I tend to frown a lot during oral and anal sex

Denver
30-08-2018, 02:06 PM
I tend to frown a lot during oral and anal sex

TL got the Strap-on out again?

Crimson Dynamo
30-08-2018, 02:10 PM
TL got the Strap-on out again?

I told her she cant wear it when we go out

:hee:

arista
30-08-2018, 02:12 PM
"Jehovah's Witnesses"


Are Not a religion
Money making Criminals

ethanjames
30-08-2018, 02:13 PM
and what about it gif

Jordan.
30-08-2018, 02:13 PM
At least we know that big tibb meet up is going to happen in hell

Mokka
30-08-2018, 02:13 PM
At least we know that big tibb meet up is going to happen in hell

:joker::joker:

ethanjames
30-08-2018, 02:15 PM
At least we know that big tibb meet up is going to happen in hell

HDHDHDDH

RileyH
30-08-2018, 02:49 PM
How else do you do it :suspect:

Cherie
30-08-2018, 02:55 PM
How else do you do it :suspect:

Do I need to explain the birds and the bees :hehe:

Crimson Dynamo
30-08-2018, 03:33 PM
Do I need to explain the birds and the bees :hehe:

lets not go down the bestiality route

:nono:

jaxie
30-08-2018, 03:38 PM
For an institution that wants you to go fortht and multiply religion is very good at trying to suck all the fun out of it.

Go do that but don't you dare have any fun!

Crimson Dynamo
30-08-2018, 03:41 PM
very good at trying to suck all the fun out of it.



Adam's oral technique exposed?

RileyH
30-08-2018, 03:42 PM
lets not go down the bestiality route

:nono:

:joker:

Glenn.
30-08-2018, 04:03 PM
I’m so glad I’m not religious

Marsh.
30-08-2018, 04:04 PM
Anal should be outlawed tbh. Nobody wants that. :nono:

Marsh.
30-08-2018, 04:05 PM
Niamh a fan of Anal?

NIAMH! D:

Denver
30-08-2018, 04:05 PM
I’m so glad I’m not religious

You may as well be :fan:

Northern Monkey
30-08-2018, 04:12 PM
Thought this was common knowledge.

Banning oral’s abit extreme.

Anal though,They can ban it.Not enjoyable.

Mokka
30-08-2018, 04:17 PM
I think you will find oral and anal have a long standing appreciation in the Catholic religion. How do you think Catholic school girls get their reputation while keeping their hymen/virginity in tack.
Not to mention priests and the penchant towards young male alter boys

montblanc
30-08-2018, 04:18 PM
Thought this was common knowledge.

Banning oral’s abit extreme.

Anal though,They can ban it.Not enjoyable.

for a large part of the population it is :hehe:

Captain.Remy
30-08-2018, 04:18 PM
So, what happens to the Tibb reunion with all those lying tops and those power bottom twinks this weekend?

https://media.giphy.com/media/sl0ko2YmprL5m/giphy.gif

Glenn.
30-08-2018, 04:24 PM
You may as well be :fan:

Oh my stars that’s me TOLD!

Cherie
30-08-2018, 04:26 PM
As if many religious people observe these teachings :laugh: maybe if you are an extremist but otherwise people tend to pick and choose the bits of religion that suits them, like getting married in a church when they never darken the door otherwise

Cherie
30-08-2018, 04:27 PM
I think you will find oral and anal have a long standing appreciation in the Catholic religion. How do you think Catholic school girls get their reputation while keeping their hymen/virginity in tack.
Not to mention priests and the penchant towards young male alter boys

as if that is actually a thing :skull: what century did you drag this from?

Mokka
30-08-2018, 04:29 PM
as if that is actually a thing :skull: what century did you drag this from?

I grew up in Catholic central... so this one

Crimson Dynamo
30-08-2018, 04:29 PM
for a large part of the population it is :hehe:

https://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/117/photos/516000/Psychic-Sally-on-Loose-Women-1335516.jpg

Calderyon
30-08-2018, 04:33 PM
for a large part of the population it is :hehe:

The penetrators?

Captain.Remy
30-08-2018, 04:33 PM
I really do feel bad for Sally's husband. Let's have a minute of silence please.

Marsh.
30-08-2018, 04:35 PM
I grew up in Catholic central... so this one

Mokka pretending she grew up in this century. :hehe:

Captain.Remy
30-08-2018, 04:36 PM
And let me tell you know DO NOT want to talk about Catholic school girls. :joker: This is a messy topic and God forbid they don't want to be discussed about.

Mokka
30-08-2018, 04:38 PM
Mokka pretending she grew up in this century. :hehe:

Touchè.
https://78.media.tumblr.com/306c998ede108420b2f0b41b01928d20/tumblr_o70v54VUXp1qa4l1ko10_500.gif

Mokka
30-08-2018, 04:39 PM
And let me tell you know DO NOT want to talk about Catholic school girls. :joker: This is a messy topic and God forbid they don't want to be discussed about.

See... the good Captain knows what I'm referring to :smug:

Mitchell
30-08-2018, 04:39 PM
Did Mrs God not approve of birthday blow jobs?

Cherie
30-08-2018, 04:41 PM
I grew up in Catholic central... so this one

So did I but this practice went out in the 60s where I come from

Cherie
30-08-2018, 04:43 PM
And let me tell you know DO NOT want to talk about Catholic school girls. :joker: This is a messy topic and God forbid they don't want to be discussed about.

Because like any other group it’s stereotyping, but its okay to stereotype religion unless its islam of course, then we need to abide by the not all muslims are like this rule

Mokka
30-08-2018, 04:45 PM
So did I but this practice went out in the 60s where I come from

I had a 18 year old girl confide in me a few years back she only has anal with her boyfriend for this reason.... and she wanted to verify that she couldn't get pregnant. It's still a thing. Maybe you're just not in the loop

Cherie
30-08-2018, 04:49 PM
I had a 18 year old girl confide in me a few years back she only has anal with her boyfriend for this reason.... and she wanted to verify that she couldn't get pregnant. It's still a thing. Maybe you're just not in the loop

Is contraception not available in your country? And from one confession you have decided all cathoic girls are like this?

Mokka
30-08-2018, 04:50 PM
Is contraception not available in your country?

Not if you are Catholic... against the religion

Cherie
30-08-2018, 04:51 PM
Not if you are Catholic... against the religion

:joker: I’m a cathoilic girl went straight on the pill as a teenager, who is going to stop me...my priest

Captain.Remy
30-08-2018, 04:51 PM
Is contraception not available in your country?

It is forbidden in France because we need young people to increase the number of people in riots and strikes. It's a free world out there.

Cherie
30-08-2018, 04:52 PM
Are you saying when you visit your GP they ask your religion?

Mokka
30-08-2018, 04:54 PM
:joker: I’m a cathoilic girl went straight on the pill as a teenager, who is going to stop me...my priest

Ok well, some people choose different parts of their religious doctrine to follow then don't they. Doesn't make it any less disapproved of by the pope. I guess if you confessed it you're all good in the eyes of your faith there Cherie... good job :thumbs:

Cherie
30-08-2018, 04:54 PM
Ok well, some people choose different parts of their religious doctrine to follow then don't they. Doesn't make it any less disapproved of by the pope. I guess if you confessed it you're all good in the eyes of your faith there Cherie... good job :thumbs:

Oh dear

Cherie
30-08-2018, 04:55 PM
It is forbidden in France because we need young people to increase the number of people in riots and strikes. It's a free world out there.

What about cathoic boys will the condom machine refuse to pay out :hee:

Alf
30-08-2018, 04:57 PM
Can you take this filth to the adult section please.

Captain.Remy
30-08-2018, 05:00 PM
Ok well, some people choose different parts of their religious doctrine to follow then don't they. Doesn't make it any less disapproved of by the pope. I guess if you confessed it you're all good in the eyes of your faith there Cherie... good job :thumbs:

To me there is religion on one side, and faith on another. I guess being half russian half italian and born in France never really helped because my dad is Orthodox and my mum is a Catholic. So basically I "chose" what to believe in from both worlds. Faith is what you decide it is for you, religion is basically what rules beliefs.

So I would say I have faith but I don't believe in the whole "religious" thing with its outdated rules and principles. To me it doesn't serve any purpose, but I don't force it on anybody, nor anybody forces it on me.
Because at the end of the day, I sleep with whoever I want, do whatever I want, I probably am a really big sinner. And so did and was Jesus. So I really give zero fùcks about it.

arista
30-08-2018, 05:05 PM
Can you take this filth to the adult section please.


Ask Admin.

Smithy
30-08-2018, 05:06 PM
Suddenly God doesnt exist?

What do you mean suddenly

Mokka
30-08-2018, 05:06 PM
To me there is religion on one side, and faith on another. I guess being half russian half italian and born in France never really helped because my dad is Orthodox and my mum is a Catholic. So basically I "chose" what to believe in from both worlds. Faith is what you decide it is for you, religion is basically what rules beliefs.

So I would say I have faith but I don't believe in the whole "religious" thing with its outdated rules and principles. To me it doesn't serve any purpose, but I don't force it on anybody, nor anybody forces it on me.
Because at the end of the day, I sleep with whoever I want, do whatever I want, I probably am a really big sinner. And so did and was Jesus. So I really give zero fùcks about it.

Fair enough

But this is exactly why I'm out of the religion game all together. The amount of hypocrisy I've come across in my long life amongst various religious doctrine and faiths have led me to understand... it's all man made precepts. Some are made to keep the masses in line (like the rules around sex as in the OP), some to make you feel better about you doing you.

But that's just where I've landed with it all

Northern Monkey
30-08-2018, 05:09 PM
without any religion we very possibly wouldn’t be the advanced civilisation we are.It’s a reflection of humanity.There’s good and bad.

Without religion there would’ve been no Gobekle Tepe,No Great Pyramid or Sphinx and no Stonehenge.

Religion is a fascinating part of our history.

Captain.Remy
30-08-2018, 05:10 PM
Fair enough

But this is exactly why I'm out of the religion game all together. The amount of hypocrisy I've come across in my long life amongst various religious doctrine and faiths have led me to understand... it's all man made precepts. Some are made to keep the masses in line (like the rules around sex as in the OP), some to make you feel better about you doing you.

But that's just where I've landed with it all

I think that's where I have landed as well. Being a believer doesn't mean agreeing with everything that comes with it. To me it's not a package, it's also what makes you feel better at a certain time in your life. The amount of hypocrisy, weird stuff, scandals and robbery put me off the whole cult thing a long time ago. However I do appreciate the history of the buildings, the place religions/cults had in many civilizations and where it got us today, of certain historical facts that can possibly lead to understanding where it went wrong and how it still control masses.
To go back to the OP, I don't believe in all this craziness. Seriously, have anal sex and give/get blowjobs. God won't be mad I promise :joker:

Mokka
30-08-2018, 05:11 PM
without any religion we very possibly wouldn’t be the advanced civilisation we are.It’s a reflection of humanity.There’s good and bad.

Without religion there would’ve been no Gobekle Tepe,No Great Pyramid or Sphinx and no Stonehenge.

Religion is a fascinating part of our history.

History sure... it does keep on pulling us back in time. It should stay in history

Twosugars
31-08-2018, 12:03 AM
Killjoys and control freaks.
The holes are there so why waste them?
I'd also recommend face ****ing which is a step above a blowjob

Glenn.
31-08-2018, 12:24 AM
Nawt holes

JerseyWins
31-08-2018, 12:50 AM
Bye @ oral sex being frowned upon. :skull: I always knew Jehovah's Witnesses were no good

Swan
31-08-2018, 02:09 AM
Anal sex is fun, but i know it hurts. The women i have been with try it with me, but always complain it hurts.

Mokka
31-08-2018, 02:34 AM
Anal sex is fun, but i know it hurts. The women i have been with try it with me, but always complain it hurts.

Not an indirect implication about your girth being more than a woman can handle.

The cheek of it lol

JerseyWins
31-08-2018, 02:36 AM
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar103109_2.gif

Maru
31-08-2018, 03:58 AM
My ass...

Mokka
31-08-2018, 04:10 AM
My ass...

My choice?! Lol

Maru
31-08-2018, 04:10 AM
My choice?! Lol

Exactly :love:

Mokka
31-08-2018, 04:11 AM
Exactly :love:

I'm picking up what you're putting down lol

Maru
31-08-2018, 04:18 AM
I just don't like to be told what to do :nono:... I'm a bit problematic like that sometimes... though tbh, I've heard some bad ER-esk stories from my husband regarding the matter... kind of a turn-off :skull: ... majorly prolapsed backdoors and other whatnots... though I suppose maybe there is a "right" and "wrong" way to do things... I'm no expert...

Also I have not read the rest of the thread. I just read the title and had to balk.

Ammi
31-08-2018, 04:32 AM
To me there is religion on one side, and faith on another. I guess being half russian half italian and born in France never really helped because my dad is Orthodox and my mum is a Catholic. So basically I "chose" what to believe in from both worlds. Faith is what you decide it is for you, religion is basically what rules beliefs.

So I would say I have faith but I don't believe in the whole "religious" thing with its outdated rules and principles. To me it doesn't serve any purpose, but I don't force it on anybody, nor anybody forces it on me.
Because at the end of the day, I sleep with whoever I want, do whatever I want, I probably am a really big sinner. And so did and was Jesus. So I really give zero fùcks about it.

Fair enough

But this is exactly why I'm out of the religion game all together. The amount of hypocrisy I've come across in my long life amongst various religious doctrine and faiths have led me to understand... it's all man made precepts. Some are made to keep the masses in line (like the rules around sex as in the OP), some to make you feel better about you doing you.

But that's just where I've landed with it all

...yeah this is where I am with it all as well...I do have faith but I don’t have religion because the two things are not intertwined for me...I have faith and belief in many things and many people..well in most things and most people I would say but very specific things also but those things are not aligned with any religion...because it’s all about forming your own guidance in life, what fits with an individual and what makes sense to that individual...I was extremely young in life when I felt so many hypocrisies of Catholicism which I just couldn’t gel with, with my own thoughts ...so sadly we had to part ways and be divorced a little bit because we found it too difficult to live with each other ..but I still believe some philosophies in the bible, you know...(as I believe in many different philosophies..)...there are some great moral bible stories which are a part of my own beliefs etc... but then there are also ‘religious rules’ that don’t fit with my beliefs or life philosophies at all...

...for me the fundamentals of the religion I was christened into is the heaven or hell concept...so if someone is ‘good’ they will go to heaven and if someone is ‘bad’ they will go to hell..?...apparently and allegedly etc...a very black and white concept with no grey areas really...but then this life which has apparently been given by God is full of grey areas...there is no black and white about any aspect of life for anyone so far as I can see..:laugh:...and then it’s also defining what is good and what is bad, what would define that place in heaven being assured, you know...I would be spending my whole life over thinking and working that out as well and then my whole life would have gone by ...and I wouldn’t have had time to have lived it or have loved it etc...but faith yeah, religion no ...is the gist of it all for me also...

Kizzy
31-08-2018, 12:44 PM
Is it the spilling the seed thing? And I would think wankers were included...

kirklancaster
01-09-2018, 05:38 AM
Oral and Anal sex is religiously frowned upon

THIS explains it - My wife is ****ing religious.

JerseyWins
01-09-2018, 06:20 AM
Oral and Anal sex is religiously frowned upon

THIS explains it - My wife is ****ing religious.
http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar93090_7.gif

Cherie
01-09-2018, 07:38 AM
Oral and Anal sex is religiously frowned upon

THIS explains it - My wife is ****ing religious.

:laugh:

bots
01-09-2018, 09:19 AM
Is it the spilling the seed thing? And I would think wankers were included...

there are definitely loads of religious wankers about :laugh: