TiBB Jeremy Kyle show except Mitchell is presenting innit

[Mitchell]

Hey y’all, if you need dna tests and want me to shout at your chavvy friends/partners then hit me up x

[Wizard.]

Oh I wanna bring on my alien abducters to see if they’re the fathers of my baby

[Wizard.]

And I wanna bring Anna on and ask her why she let me be abducted because she’s God

[Matthew.]

Marsh chored £200 from me

[Mitchell]

Marsh chored £200 from me

IS THIS TRUE MARSH?

I’ve had many men on my sofa, but NEVER have I met such a DISGUSTING man in my entire life!

GET OFF MY STAGE ITS THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW!

WHY ARE YOU WALKING OFF MY STAGE

[RileyH]

I have no dilemmas I just want to on telleh :p

[RileyH]

GET OFF MY STAGE ITS THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW!

WHY ARE YOU WALKING OFF MY STAGE

:joker:

[Mitchell]

Oh I wanna bring on my alien abducters to see if they’re the fathers of my baby
The results are in

I CAN REVEAL THAT MR ALIEN IS THE FATHER!

MR ALIEN YOU NEED TO STEP UP, GET A JOB AND BE. A. FATHER!

And I wanna bring Anna on and ask her why she let me be abducted because she’s God

She’s too busy being iconic elsewhere

[Mitchell]

I have no dilemmas I just want to on telleh :p

Lisa Appleton vs RileyH about their magaluf holiday?

[Matthew.]

Cherie smashed my window and is refusing to pay damages

[Mitchell]

Cherie smashed my window and is refusing to pay damages

That’s for my other show, Judge Minger

[Denver]

I want to out my rival RileyH as a fat spotty virgin

[Mitchell]

I want to out my rival RileyH as a fat spotty virgin

Hardly a revelation

[Wizard.]

The results are in

I CAN REVEAL THAT MR ALIEN IS THE FATHER!

MR ALIEN YOU NEED TO STEP UP, GET A JOB AND BE. A. FATHER!



She’s too busy being iconic elsewhere

OMG I knew it I wondered why my baby was green

[RileyH]

I want to out my rival RileyH as a fat spotty virgin

Why you so jealous http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar81552_71.gif

[Mitchell]

OMG I knew it I wondered why my baby was green

Are you sure you didn’t just dip him in food colouring?

[Lostie!]

At the end of the day right