Ch5HD 9PM Final Celebrity Big Brother Discussion Mon. 10/9/18

[Elliot]

I think Ryan is worse than Jermaine :worry:

This tho

[Headie]

:laugh2: I watched the entire thing just thinking "please put someone in for Hayden."

When the music quietened after the penultimate girl and then she popped up on screen and the music started again :laugh2:

[Jase.]

omg he's such a dumb bastard :joker:

[Jordan.]

Gabby nn

[Matthew.]

just saying dan, i would have nominated you if i was in there x

[Robodog]

Em just did the ok symbol - WHITE SUPREMACIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DouglasS]

omg Gabby I'm dead

[Ross.]

When the music quietened after the penultimate girl and then she popped up on screen and the music started again :laugh2:

:joker:

[Matthew.]

omg he's such a dumb bastard :joker:

*pretending to be*

[Elliot]

Em just did the ok symbol - WHITE SUPREMACIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ofcom complaints where

[Denver]

Praying for our Kirstie

[Ant.]

i can't thinl of a time where the first entrant in a final 2 wasn't the winner besides hopkins?

[Denver]

i can't thinl of a time where the first entrant in a final 2 wasn't the winner besides hopkins?

Kerry Katona

[lewys]

When the music quietened after the penultimate girl and then she popped up on screen and the music started again :laugh2:

everyone thinking the promo was over before 'am a regular degurlar gurl n if ya don't like it suuk ma diqq' is played and people thought roxeh broke back in

[Jase.]

Yeah can we end this

[Matthew.]

i can't thinl of a time where the first entrant in a final 2 wasn't the winner besides hopkins?

think back to the previous series

[Jase.]

GOD isn't this DRAGGING?!

[lewis111]

Mess at Kirstie fake punching Ryan in the back
Ryan to walk?!

[Elliot]

God just announce Kirstie as the winner already

[Robodog]

Ofcom complaints where

'everyone's a nazi !!!!!!!' etc etc

[thisisdanny]

i can't thinl of a time where the first entrant in a final 2 wasn't the winner besides hopkins?

Jermaine Jackson, Kerry Katona

Michael Barrymoore was technically the first celeb to go in in CBB4 and finished 2nd

:hee::hee:

[Ashley.]

Interview's going on a bit

[Robodog]

GOD isn't this DRAGGING?!

'i'm just gonna be myself'
'i'm just gonna be myself'
'i'm just gonna be myself'
'i'm just gonna be myself'

[Denver]

I am scared ill wake the neighbours up if Kirstie wins

[Elliot]

It’s almost time

[Headie]

"My best BITS?"

[thisisdanny]

I just want kirstie to win

[RileyH]

don't tell meh ter calm dahn :love:

[Robodog]

"My best BITS?"

'Bit' would be pushing it

[Elliot]

Mess dan didn’t have a single bit that was interesting

[Elliot]

ITS TIME

[Amy Jade]

Come on Kirstie!

[Rufus]

Come on Kirstie.

[lewis111]

Ugh I’m so sure it’s Ryan

[Denver]

7 is my lucky number

[Ant.]

think back to the previous series

mess was ann widdecombe the 1st entrant?

let's just say the 1st entrant only wins in the F2 if there's no late entrant in the F2 too!

[RileyH]

Kirstie BETTER win I swear down

[Ant.]

it's clearly ryan but bring it home kirstie!

[Robodog]

Finger over mute button in case it's ryan ...

[Elliot]

What r these chars shove them up ur ass

[montblanc]

#KirstieToWin

[reece(:]

It's obvs Ryan

[lewis111]

Why are the crowd dead now

[Jøsh]

she said brian :skull:

[DouglasS]

Really not shocked lol

[Denver]

Nooooooooo

[Amy Jade]

Gross

[lewys]

oh fook off

[lewis111]

Ughhhhh

[Cal.]

He bloody knew that! HE KNEW THAT!

[Nick.]

poor Kirstie </3

[Jason.]

Right see y’all on Friday

[Ant.]

im SCREAMING

[Niamh.]

Ugh

[lewis111]

**** YOU ROXANNE

[Underscore]

WTF

[montblanc]

welp

[RileyH]

**** off

[Ant.]

screaming @ the kiss

but also screaming into my pillow bc kirstie deserved that!

[Robodog]

Bad enough it's Ryan

Worse still - Sally predicted it !!!!

[Jordan.]

Ugh I love Kirstie

[Cal.]

I ADORE Kirstie :love:

[montblanc]

y’all really let the only real celebrity lose to THAT

[Rufus]

Ryan cheating on his wife with Kirstie?

[Jake.]

Me running from maccies to the uber at 3am

[RileyH]

WHAT did RYAN DO

[Ant.]

roxanne saving the series with ha drama but ulltimately ruining it by handing the win to ryan?

[lewys]

miss KIRSTIE ALLEY just lost to someone who all he did this series was said racism doesn't exist

[Rufus]

3rd worst winner behind Bear and Coleen

[Robodog]

LOVE Kirstie

Pure class

[DouglasS]

Mess. She would have been one of the best winners.

I like Ryan but he's more runner up worthy

[Ant.]

sally and kirstie are queens of taking their shoes off

[smudgie]

Great 1st and 2nd place.:cheer2::dance::cheer2:

[Amy Jade]

His mate paid for the win

UglyBitsofTat.com to employ extra slaves to work in their sweatshops to cope with the 20% discount demand?

[lewys]

roxanne saving the series with ha drama but ulltimately ruining it by handing the win to ryan?

ugh imagine if she got away with it and SHE ended up getting the sympathy vote

[Cal.]

Me running from boo's house to the taxi at 7am

[Ross.]

I ****ing love Kirstie Alley

[Jordan.]

His mate paid for the win

UglyBitsofTat.com to employ extra slaves to work in their sweatshops to cope with the 20% discount demand?

:skull:

[Robodog]

WHAT did RYAN DO

Fake laughter and got 'gifted' the victim vote :skull:

[hijaxers]

Bloody Trout ! Kirsty robbed

[Ant.]

like I wouldn't be petty if Ryan actually did something

but all he did was get cocky once he got support regarding the support and started **** with Hardeep

like I cannot remember anything about Ryan beyond "RACISM IS SUCH A BIG DEAL TO [HARDEEP]!!!! :umm2: :laugh3:"

[reece(:]

WHAT did RYAN DO

The sympathy vote

[Headie]

Anyway I'm off to rewatch What The BB8 Housemates Did Next!

https://uploadir.com/u/ze7rodg0

[Vanessa]

Omfg can't believe my favourite won! Woooooooo go Ryan :dance:

[reece(:]

Shilpa Ryan is not.

[Nancy.]

Ugh...Just when they go and announce Ryan as the winner, they played that awful din when Kirstie left the house.

[lewis111]

like I wouldn't be petty if Ryan actually did something

but all he did was get cocky once he got support regarding the support and started **** with Hardeep

like I cannot remember anything about Ryan beyond "RACISM IS SUCH A BIG DEAL TO [HARDEEP]!!!! :umm2: :laugh3:"

I FORGOT about the whole racist stuff ffs
He’s worse than I thought acc

[Matthew.]

mess was ann widdecombe the 1st entrant?

let's just say the 1st entrant only wins in the F2 if there's no late entrant in the F2 too!

chantelle houghton says “yawraht?”

[Ant.]

I FORGOT about the whole racist stuff ffs
He’s worse than I thought acc

He was just so. one-dimensional

Kirstie's main trope was her sex stories but she was so 3 dimensional? She was mature in her approach to issues (see: hardeep vs Sally in Saturday's HL show) and had lovely bonds with everyone

Kirstie was just amazing and Ryan was just a 1-dmensional 'lad' who was borderline offensive

[Robodog]

Kirstie = Legend

[Cal.]

AHHHHHH Miss Kirstie's cocktail getting an appearance :love:

[Ant.]

she's ****ING AMAZING

[Jordan.]

:flutter:

[Amy Jade]

One of the biggest stars we have ever had on the show and she comes 2nd to a flop actor who only won because a headcase pretended he battered her.

[Denver]

This should be the winners interview

[reece(:]

Kween Kirstie

[Cal.]

THIS is a Big Brother legend

[Rufus]

How did she lose to that child?

[Matthew.]

THAT is what a winner looks like

[Robodog]

One of the biggest stars we have ever had on the show and she comes 2nd to a flop actor who only won because a headcase pretended he battered her.

It's painful

[Cal.]

Someone edited Miss Kirstie as the winner on wikipedia :love:

[Matthew.]

alright which one of you lot did this

[Denver]

Someone edited Miss Kirstie as the winner on wikipedia :love:

Emma to reveal she read out the wrong name?

[Robodog]

Oh man she's beautiful all the way

[Ant.]

i wanna know how close the vote was

[lewys]

i wanna know how close the vote was

i feel like if it was close em would have said

[Denver]

i wanna know how close the vote was

I dot as i would get pissed off if it was like 5%

[Ant.]

"I'm a winner" you bloody well are

[Cal.]

WE LOVE a gorgeous Big Brother legend

https://i1.netflixmovies.com/dibsl9ebc/image/upload/w_300,h_200,c_fill,g_face/bcjriy39wzpl30orkbik.jpg

[Black Dagger]

K. Channel is being changed.

[Ant.]

I hope Roxanne skydives into the studio, aggressively runs up the stairs, and lamps Ryan one as he steps out the door, causing him to stagger back and fall down the stairs, hit his head, and die, making Kirstie the true winner of CBB22

[Rufus]

Switching off now lads.

[DouglasS]

Kirstie Alley's is what we want from an American girl - not Natalie Nunn's

[Matthew.]

“i can’t recall the last time i had a bloody good shag”
Kirstie Alley

“i can’t recall the last time i did anything to warrant being the winner”
Ryan Thomas

sorry i had to

[Jordan.]

Kirstie Alley's is what we want from an American girl - not Natalie Nunn's

:clap1:

[Elliot]

Should we bring him out?

NO

[Rufus]

**** off with the ryan chants stupid pikey crowd.

[Amy Jade]

Why is he pretending to be shook?

[Elliot]

The crowd are just as bad as him

[Elliot]

Why won’t he shut up

[Ant.]

speaking to himself?

HE'S CRAZIER THAN ROXY!!

[Cal.]

OH SHUT UP Jason!

[Jack_]

'Never to be seen again'

Not Ryan exclusively announcing the axe

[Headie]

If he needed money so badly why didn't his billionaire mate give it him instead of doing CBB :skull:

[Ant.]

“i can’t recall the last time i had a bloody good shag”
Kirstie Alley

“i can’t recall the last time i did anything to warrant being the winner”
Ryan Thomas

sorry i had to

:laugh2:

[lewys]

omg just get down the stairs sunshine !!

[Rufus]

Lol at him pretending to be shocked, how pathetic.

[Cal.]

Chloe: ....yeah *awkwardly laughs and nods*

[lewys]

not a shot of miss chloe ayling's boobs :skull:

[Robodog]

The Ego Has Landed

[RileyH]

Chloe: ....yeah *awkwardly laughs and nods*

:joker: the real winner?

[Calderyon]

I hope Roxanne skydives into the studio, aggressively runs up the stairs, and lamps Ryan one as he steps out the door, causing him to stagger back and fall down the stairs, hit his head, and die, making Kirstie the true winner of CBB22

Extreme.

[Amy Jade]

Turned off he won't say anything interesting.

[Matthew.]

:joker: the real winner?

...that would be Hardeep?

[hijaxers]

Well this is gonna be tragic with rivers of tears and tons of shouting from the bro's.
Depressing

[Ant.]

I hope #AbusedByRyanThomas gets trending

[montblanc]

Chloe: ....yeah *awkwardly laughs and nods*

:joker:

[Vanessa]

The crowd chanting Ryan's name :love:

[hijaxers]

not a shot of miss chloe ayling's boobs :skull:

Cameraman thinks nowt else worth looking at obv - there is a head on top - smile nicely and she'll wobble it :laugh:

[DouglasS]

Turned off he won't say anything interesting.
I'm sure Ryan is gutted.

[Epic.]

Lol at him pretending to be shocked, how pathetic.

Emma: Ryan you are the winner!
Ryan:
https://media1.tenor.com/images/e717a6a0c6a0ddd7465b4155342bd633/tenor.gif?itemid=6175133

[Matthew.]

I'm sure Ryan is gutted.

:skull:

[Matthew.]

Emma: Ryan you are the winner!
Ryan:
https://media1.tenor.com/images/e717a6a0c6a0ddd7465b4155342bd633/tenor.gif?itemid=6175133

day :lovedup:

[Denver]

I am already bored by his interview

[lewys]

god he's so desperate

[Ant.]

sally sat in the backrow: nyehehehe one of my predictions came true!!

[lewys]

ugh scott is the best brother :love:

[Ant.]

you know damn ****ing well ryan

[Rufus]

Can his brothers **** off

[Cal.]

He's a ****ter actor than Ms. Roxanne

[RileyH]

Of course he wants to BLOODY see it

[lewys]

ugh roxanne taking over ryan's interview :love:

[Ant.]

scream idk why but the editing makes me cackle

[Matthew.]

he did look genuinely upset at Roxanne being brought up and i felt bad for him, i’ll give him that

[Jason.]

AHH woman beaher

[RileyH]

i'VE GOT A CLEAN TOWEL makes me howl

[montblanc]

Emma: Ryan you are the winner!
Ryan:
https://media1.tenor.com/images/e717a6a0c6a0ddd7465b4155342bd633/tenor.gif?itemid=6175133

ugh it’s so annoying

Courtney Act did that same thing like sis :skull:

[lewys]

i'VE GOT A CLEAN TOWEL makes me howl

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Ant.]

AHH woman beaher

i feel awful bc I snorted when I heard "aaaAAAAAAAH!!"

[hijaxers]

ugh scott is the best brother :love:

They have very large mouths don't they

[Epic.]

scream idk why but the editing makes me cackle

'Big Brother can you call me to the diary room please?' :/
*cuts to*
'CAN'T BELIEVE YER LETTIN SOMEBODY LIKE THAT STAY HERE... :bawling:

[Matthew.]

yeah but Courtney Act was a good hm

[Cal.]

I'm sorry but Miss Roxanne technically won?

[RileyH]

'I was a scared little boy..'

GROW UP

[Ant.]

We wanted you out too ryan sis

[RileyH]

fookin pusseh

[Ant.]

'Big Brother can you call me to the diary room please?' :/
*cuts to*
'CAN'T BELIEVE YER LETTIN SOMEBODY LIKE THAT STAY HERE... :bawling:

it's SUCH a jump gaaah :laugh:

[Owen19]

From HER co-workers

[Matthew.]

ngl i feel for him a bit

[lewys]

not a grown man referring to himself as a 'scared little boy'

[Rufus]

yeah but Courtney Act was a good hm

No he wasn't

[Headie]

1039253154024574977

:clap1:

[Cal.]

Oh Emma **** off

[Headie]

Not him thanking the public for breaking the outside contact rule :skull:

[Rufus]

1039253154024574977

:clap1:

Debs spilling the tea as always.

[Denver]

1039253154024574977

:clap1:

Robbed Queen to be joint winner with Kirstie in UBB2

[Ant.]

1039253154024574977

:clap1:

spoken like a true 3rd place queen :love:

[Jase.]

Welp @ Emma kinda sniggering at Rox

[lewys]

not the audience doing a mexican wave whilst ryan is crying

[Epic.]

Emma: Do you think she deserves you to forgive her?
Crowd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:laugh2:

[RileyH]

1039253154024574977

:clap1:

Bloody love her :love:

[Jason.]

Not Emma convincing Ryan not to forgive Roxy

Right, time to sack her I reckon?

[Cal.]

OH SHUT UP Emma you stupid cow

[Matthew.]

just realised, why on our profiles does it say Shane Jenek and not Courtney Act?

[Rufus]

Oh shut up Emma

[Jase.]

Oh wow @ Emma

[Epic.]

Not Emma's favourite winner of all time being Ryan

[Cal.]

BRING BACK OUR BRIAN! /slap

[Ant.]

"never ever has somebody deserved to win more than you" Isabelle ****ing Waburton's crown hasn't even been handed down yet how dare you ****ing forget her worthy win

[reece(:]

Emma YOU LYING through your veneers.

[Oaker]

as if he deserved to win more than Shilpa :joker: :joker:

[RileyH]

Emma is awful

[Robodog]

"Sorry if your time was tainted by the incident"


It gave him the win !!

[Owen19]

Isabelle Warburton exists Emma!

[lewys]

why don't they do the classic C5 happy angry happy best bits anymore ??

[T*]

Forgetting Shilpa already

[Jason.]

"No one deserved to win as much as you did"

Shilpa did it better

[Rufus]

Omg @ a lot of people wanting Kirstie to win on twitter :love:

[Ant.]

as if he deserved to win more than Shilpa :joker: :joker:

not men falsely accused of abuse being more deserving of the win than victims of racial abuse!

[Ant.]

oh wow series best bits

[Jase.]

Dua promo!!!

[Epic.]

Omg yessss series best bits! :love:

[Headie]

I find it hilarious rewatching BB8 and everytime an evictee says they want Carole to win cos she needs the money, Davina/Dermot say "it's not a charity case, we want to be entertained by the winner"

Fast forward a decade and that seems to have gone out the window :laugh:

[RileyH]

At least I won't have to hear his ugly ass ****ing pig snort ever again

[Epic.]

Iconic series all in all :love:

[lewys]

not a montage of people punching in the garden

[Ant.]

RODRIGO true king of CBB22

[Cal.]

Helen did it before Ryan?

[Jason.]

I forgot Rodrigo existed

[Jason.]

At least I won't have to hear his ugly ass ****ing pig snort ever again

Me when JerseyWins is permed?

[Jase.]

Omg I miss this series already :(

[RileyH]

I forgot Rodrigo existed

Same and I owned his fanclub :skull: KING tho!

[Cal.]

This series :love:

[Ant.]

I was zoning out and then I heard "hi daddy" :eye:

[RileyH]

Me when JerseyWins is permed?

Bitch me too the ****?

[montblanc]

Me when JerseyWins is permed?

stop :skull::skull:

[Headie]

These Best Bits make the series look really boring when it actually wasn't for a change :skull:

[RileyH]

ur MARRIED?? :love:

[lewys]

not punchgate getting a dramatic edit

[Jordan.]

Mess at this included in best bits

[lewys]

punchgate was SO iconic :love:

[RileyH]

Rox :lovedup:

[Robodog]

Roxanne: 'This is why women don't say anything'

Er... you don't represent those women

[Ant.]

the editing with this roxanne bit is so cut up and misses a lot of stuff so when it jumps from the start to the end in like 10 seconds im screamin

[RileyH]

'I've done nothing! :bawling:'

all series??? we KNOW

[lewys]

wendy the washing machine interrupting a public outrage HAHAHAHA

[Owen19]

The cut from Roxanne to Wendy :skull:

[lewys]

NOT talcinpowdergate making it as well

[Ant.]

"itlookslikeCHEEEEERSSSSSS" will be etched into my memory

[RileyH]

Ugh we love the true winners Gab & Kirstie :love:

[RileyH]

Boooo! Get off the stage ugly ****

[lewys]

the credits end, a tannoy comes over letting every know they are off air, ryan rushes back to the studio and bathes in hand sanitiser

[Ant.]

-roxanne comes running onto the stage seething-

[Jason.]

I love how C4 this series was.

C5 deserves credit where it's due.

[Denver]

Were they shouting Hardeep?

[Epic.]

I loved the editing of it being all chirpy to ominous music whilst 'THIS IS WHY WOMEN DON'T SPEAK UP :bawling: ' but then it jumped to Wendy 'ELLO TREACLE' :joker:

[Epic.]

Were they shouting Hardeep?

If they have any taste in recognising the best housemate they would

[DouglasS]

Roxanne has ended her career completely lol

[Ant.]

I loved the editing of it being all chirpy to ominous music whilst 'THIS IS WHY WOMEN DON'T SPEAK UP :bawling: ' but then it jumped to Wendy 'ELLO TREACLE' :joker:

i feel so insensitive just cackling to myself in what should be a serious section :unsure: :laugh2:

[Rufus]

Were they shouting Hardeep?

Crowds are very 50/50 when it comes to chanting 'legends' names.

Right about Hardeep, wrong about Ryan.

[Robodog]

Ryan's victory screaming at the end there

Hyperactive winners are worse than bad losers

[hijaxers]

I hope you are bloody pleased with yourself Miss Pallett - you just handed a win on a plate whilst you smashed your own house down. ( i would have said burnt - but panic attacks through smoke inhalation off a bonfire nearly killed ya)

[Robodog]

Anyone who missed my thread earlier

Check out clip, how cool & sexy Kirstie is

(from 1980s high-school comedy classic 'Summer School') :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFoTABYnY0