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user104658
12-09-2018, 09:21 AM
I was on hold for ages, then sneezed really loudly just as they answered

"Hello how can I hel.."

"BAAACHHHAAAOOOOOOO"

"AHH! Hello???"

"Hahahaha..."

"H... hello? How can I help??"

"Sorreh" *hangs up*


I couldn't compose myself and now I don't want to call back D:. There's some poor confused soul out there with no idea what has just happened...
Ammi
12-09-2018, 09:25 AM
...just soldier up and phone him back and apologise.... tell him that you’re a bit of a nut sometimes....a casheeeeeeeew nut...
Ammi
12-09-2018, 09:26 AM
..ok that didn’t type the way it played in my head...have the phone disconnected and never use it again, I think...
Niamh.
12-09-2018, 09:40 AM
:laugh2: He's got your soul now though, too bad
Twosugars
12-09-2018, 10:18 AM
they won't know it was you
Crimson Dynamo
12-09-2018, 10:37 AM
snot a problem
Behind_You
12-09-2018, 10:58 AM
Your life is over now
thesheriff443
12-09-2018, 11:12 AM
He nose it was you!.
Crimson Dynamo
12-09-2018, 11:44 AM
it may be a tissue of lies of course
bots
12-09-2018, 12:12 PM
It could have been worse
Crimson Dynamo
12-09-2018, 12:30 PM
It could have been worse

come now

lets not have any nasal gazing
Shaun
12-09-2018, 12:33 PM
A common cold-caller?
montblanc
12-09-2018, 12:35 PM
I was on hold for ages, then sneezed really loudly just as they answered

"Hello how can I hel.."

"BAAACHHHAAAOOOOOOO"

"AHH! Hello???"

"Hahahaha..."

"H... hello? How can I help??"

"Sorreh" *hangs up*


I couldn't compose myself and now I don't want to call back D:. There's some poor confused soul out there with no idea what has just happened...

:joker::joker::joker:
Crimson Dynamo
12-09-2018, 12:50 PM
A common cold-caller?

:joker:
thesheriff443
12-09-2018, 01:13 PM
Sinus of the times.
Crimson Dynamo
12-09-2018, 01:14 PM
Sinus of the times.

you are nostril on about this are you?
Beso
12-09-2018, 01:18 PM
Awww bless you.
Ashley.
12-09-2018, 01:30 PM
A common cold-caller?

Damn, that was going to be my pun. Stolen from right under my nose.
RileyH
12-09-2018, 02:22 PM
That's really gross they probably think you're some weirdo now
caprimint
12-09-2018, 02:36 PM
:laugh2:
thesheriff443
12-09-2018, 10:03 PM
you are nostril on about this are you?

Sorry bogey man
user104658
13-09-2018, 09:02 AM
casheeeeeeeew nut...

snot a problem

He nose it was you!.



lets not have any nasal gazing

A common cold-caller?

Sinus of the times.

you are nostril on about this are you?

Awww bless you.

Stolen from right under my nose.

Ah cannae handle this.
Crimson Dynamo
13-09-2018, 09:46 AM
bizarrely TS i had a full day of sneezing yesterday, literally about 30 times and blowing my nose

I am not ill and its the second such random sneezing day I have had this year


:think:
Nicky91
13-09-2018, 09:49 AM
Sinus of the times.

love the pun of that harry styles song :laugh: :thumbs:
Calderyon
13-09-2018, 12:58 PM
Lots of nosense in this thread.
Marsh.
13-09-2018, 01:35 PM
This is hot.
Calderyon
13-09-2018, 04:16 PM
This is hot.

Not really.
Marsh.
13-09-2018, 10:35 PM
Not really.

Yes rEALLY!!
user104658
14-09-2018, 07:04 PM
bizarrely TS i had a full day of sneezing yesterday, literally about 30 times and blowing my nose

I am not ill and its the second such random sneezing day I have had this year


:think:I usually get horrendous hay-fever from May until August, or at least, have done the last decade (I had never had it AT ALL before I moved to England when I was 23 :suspect: ) but, actually, I've just realised that I didn't this year?? Wtf. You know about these things LT, explain it, was there no pollen this year? Or am I cured?
Shaun
14-09-2018, 07:30 PM
I have a cold now and I blame this thread