Kettle tried to throw shade at me...

[Smithy]

But it flopped, so to apologise they sent me a free box of crisps :D

https://i.imgur.com/vyIDDg1_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[montblanc]

what :D

[Smithy]

what :D

Kettle sent me a free box of crisps :D

[Matthew.]

posh crisps

[Jack_]

The Sea Salt & Balsamic Vinegar ones are AMAZING omg I'm salivating

At Christmas I almost ate a whole share bag of them in one go :skull:

[reece(:]

Why isn't this in Serious Debates & News + Celebrity

[Morgan.]

What was the shade?

[Smithy]

Why isn't this in Serious Debates & News + Celebrity

:facepalm: mods please move :)

[RileyH]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DnpCu27XsAA1aIn.jpg:small

[RileyH]

kettle chips are gross

[Morgan.]

https://twitter.com/cwjs0/status/1043163693167591430?s=21

This whole thread

Wowww enjoy your crisps :laugh:

[montblanc]

NOT a twitter fight with chips

[Morgan.]

NOT a twitter fight with chips

Crisps. Chips are rectangular peices of cut potato baked or fried.

[montblanc]

Crisps. Chips are rectangular peices of cut potato baked or fried.

not fries

https://i.imgur.com/d2j17F9.gif

[Morgan.]

not fries

https://i.imgur.com/d2j17F9.gif

Chips and fries are the same thing except chips are chunky :p

[Jordan.]

Did you really complain over them having a joke

[RileyH]

That Charlie boy is really cute

[Ant.]

enjoy getting fat

[Ant.]

That Charlie boy is really cute

Aakasjk tea I opened it up thinking it was smithy like "wtf when did smithy get so peng" but then I realised Smithy was in the actual thread

[Crimson Dynamo]

back i n the day when I lived in a flat directly under Bros :skull: in Maida Vale I would regularly get red salsa and mesquite Kettle Chips and some soured cream from Europa plus a bottle or two of sauv and bin the lot

i was literally living the life of Pete Townsend or Amy Winehouse


:flutter:

[Ant.]

i was so confused at first because i thought this was a "pot calling the kettle black" joke and then i thought smithy was trying to say "haha someone tried to throw shade but they accidentally threw a box filled with crisps"

[Ant.]

back i n the day when I lived in a flat directly under Bros :skull: in Maida Vale I would regularly get red salsa and mesquite Kettle Chips and some soured cream from Europa plus a bottle or two of sauv and bin the lot

i was literally living the life of Pete Townsend or Amy Winehouse


:flutter:

I don't think either of them were born back in 'your day'

[Smithy]

Did you really complain over them having a joke
No? I was joking with them
Aakasjk tea I opened it up thinking it was smithy like "wtf when did smithy get so peng" but then I realised Smithy was in the actual thread

Rude :umm2:

[Twosugars]

Stan the industrial chic table :)

[Crimson Dynamo]

I don't think either of them were born back in 'your day'

https://movie-dude.co.uk/Bunny%20Seaman%20%20Carry%20On%20Cruising%20(1962) .jpg

[Jordan.]

No? I was joking with them

So why did they send them, what was the problem? :unsure:

[Ant.]

Rude :umm2:

i didn't call you ugly sweety :love:

[LukeB]

Get free food

[Smithy]

So why did they send them, what was the problem? :unsure:

Bc they sent me a gif saying can we be friends and I said only if you send me free stuff so they sent me a box of them :smug:

[Smithy]

The bacon ones are amazing y’all would recommend

[Crimson Dynamo]

i guess the locals seeing this will think you some sort of witch?

[Cal.]

We used to have the maple syrup bacon ones at work I stanned!

[Withano]

Everyone always hates me for hating them. They taste stale.

[Smithy]

Everyone always hates me for hating them. They taste stale.

I thought that too, but the bacon flavour is amazing

[Amy Jade]

When I had a moan that my toy in my kinder egg was crap i got called a fat coont and you called kettle a bitch and got free crisps!

The world is so messed up!

[RileyH]

When I had a moan that my toy in my kinder egg was crap i got called a fat coont

wtf :laugh2:

[y.winter]

#PotKettleBlack?

[Smithy]

When I had a moan that my toy in my kinder egg was crap i got called a fat coont and you called kettle a bitch and got free crisps!

The world is so messed up!

Kinder called you that?! :laugh2:

[Jack_]

When I had a moan that my toy in my kinder egg was crap i got called a fat coont and you called kettle a bitch and got free crisps!

The world is so messed up!

Reminds me of this

https://i.imgur.com/vcUowXW.jpg?1

[Matthew.]

Reminds me of this

https://i.imgur.com/vcUowXW.jpg?1

:skull:

[Matthew.]

When I had a moan that my toy in my kinder egg was crap i got called a fat coont and you called kettle a bitch and got free crisps!

The world is so messed up!

kinder eggs :lovedup:

[Calderyon]

Would not eat any of those.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i was so confused at first because i thought this was a "pot calling the kettle black" joke and then i thought smithy was trying to say "haha someone tried to throw shade but they accidentally threw a box filled with crisps"

https://i.imgur.com/nPpQpU3.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Welp just saw they used a louis tomlinson reaction pic

[armand.kay]

Welp just saw they used a louis tomlinson reaction pic
The real reason they apologised?

[Ammi]

..you’re well set for your snacks in ready for A Star is Born, Smithy...I reckon you could probably watch it 6 or 7 times before you ran out of Kettles....destiny with snacks is a wonderful thing..:lovedup:...work those box office ratings with your crisps...

[DouglasS]

Imagine complaining about humour/jokes though