Funny Charley quotes.

[Blink_Me]

I'll start.

"I don't cry".

Care to add any others?

[CharlotteSometimes]

I'm still a little shocked at the length of her rant, so I may be (slightly) misquoting her. But:

'I'm a size 6. I'm at least 2 sizes smaller than everyone else in here, so obviously I'm gonna get hungry sooner than everyone else.'

[Smeggypants]

"You won't need me to get you into the clubs" - talking to the twins a minute ago.

[D-Wade]

she funny

[Smeggypants]

"I'll be honest with you"


PMSL!! :spin2::laugh:

[Smeggypants]

"I swear to god!"

:sleep:

[Blink_Me]

Another one. Just said a minutes ago:

"Sorry to change the subject."

Not gonna happen.

[the_chosen_one]

" If you listen to me, I'll listen to you, sometimes. "

:shocked::joker:

[Smeggypants]

[talking to Shabnah about the other housemates]

"maybe they're jealous?"


:cheer: :cheer:

PMSL!!!

[Smeggypants]

"people ain't gonna vote me out becuase I'm for real"

:mad::xyxwave::hello::pat::nono:

[Billy]

" They threw out my food cos I wasnt eating it and I Cant even cook"

[Lil-Lindz]

Lmao, i hate her but some of them are funny

[Wiglet]

"My cousin plays for Man U who happen to be the best football team ever" (not) - Editor comment sleep::sleep::sleep:

[Rocky2605]

yer, a blonde in a browns body!!

[Rocky2605]

"Will all the housemates please pack there bags"

:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawl ing::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:: bawling:

lol yer love thats not gonna help, maybe you should come back when you get a spine and stop living of yer couison!! BITCH!

[Rocky2605]

"everyone thinks im a bitch, im a really nice guy" finally we found out shes a man woo and no your not nice your annoying!!!

[missbling]

" They threw out my food cos I wasnt eating it and I Cant even cook"

that has 2 be the funniest 1 lmfao

"some peolpe in hear have enough meat on them to last them 10 yrs"
lmfao

[katanajoe7]

" I'm sorry, sniff, i'm ,just, sniff, so tired guys, its so much to handle":bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawl ing::bawling: OH SHUTUP!!!!!!!!

[Smeggypants]

"I'm so down to earth"

[MaDdOctoR]

"I'd never use that word"

earlier
"Me, I am a..."

and the funniest is.....

Originally posted by Rocky2605
"everyone thinks Im a bitch, Im a really nice guy" finally we found out shes a man woo and no your not nice your annoying!!!

dOc

[MaDdOctoR]

Originally posted by Smeggypants
"people ain't going to vote me out becuase I'm for real"

:mad::xyxwave::hello::pat::nono:

wasn't there a ten page run down for that speech "they'll want to keep me in, cause I've got a lot to offer"

dOc

[officialleafan]

'wannabe posh, wannabe a sl*t'

Loved that one!

[donney14]

i give it!!!!!!

[the_chosen_one]

The day after Emily got evicted Charley goes to the diary room to ask for alcohol tonight to lighten the mood.

BB: Big Brother can confer you will be getting alcohol tonight.

Charley: Oh really!!? Can I get a bit extra cause of what happened?....only jokin.:wink:

:joker:

[J.C.]

Charley to Shabnam `I'm always right'

And about Channelle `I can't stand her, she sees me as competition'

[DiscoGnome]

"I can't believe they want me out, ME of all people!"

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[DiscoGnome]

It seems I have a habit of destroying threads. :devil:

[rororo06]

Shes a ****ing coconut head about Chaneee!

[missbling]

Originally posted by rororo06
Shes a ****ing coconut head about Chaneee!


lmao that was so funny

[MaDdOctoR]

Originally posted by missbling
Originally posted by rororo06
Shes a ****ing coconut head about Chaneee!


lmao that was so funny

(though it can be classed as a racist term)

[Smeggypants]

"I can't stand being fake no more. I'm not saying I've been fake I've been pretending to be fake.."

You couldn't make this sh1t up!! :)

[rororo06]

Originally posted by MaDdOctoR
Originally posted by missbling
Originally posted by rororo06
Shes a ****ing coconut head about Chaneee!


lmao that was so funny

(though it can be classed as a racist term)


how on earth can calling someone with a round weird shaped head coconut head be rascist????????
thats the most stupidest thing ive evr heard!

[bbmum]

"most stupidest" is a funny phrase.......but I agree, I don't take coconut head as racist. It is funny too, and I like Chanelle.

[Smeggypants]

I know where New Zealand is. New Zealand is in America. I know because I got that one right, ( While talking to Brain Cell Brain about Geography i nthe garden just now )

[curls2006]

About her fellow housemates: "They're all so fake... they're just trying to get a bit of fame when they get out. All they'll get is front page of the Sunday Sport!"

LOL

And about Chanelle: "She's always looking in the mirror... she doesn't need to cos I tell her she's good looking, cos I'm a nice person, but she doesn't say it back. She must be jealous." :conf:

LMAO

Apologies for any inaccuracies. Feel free to correct me!
Peace.

[bigbrotherlatest]

Mines is one she uses all the time lol

"Im not being funny yeah...."

[Smeggypants]

"Charley, has Billy got his microphone on?"


"Yeah! ..... No! ...... I don't know"


FFS!