The Infinite Monkey Theorum

[Crimson Dynamo]

A monkey hitting keys at random on a laptop keyboard for an infinite amount of time will type all of Rob's books, the Harry Potter Books and Delia Smith's Christmas with no spelling mistakes.

Fact




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https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/12/10/istock-18586699-monkey-computer_brick-16e5064d3378a14e0e4c2da08857efe03c04695e-s800-c85.jpg

[Livia]

Hmmm... what are the mathematical chances of them getting all the words in the first sentence of the first chapter of any book, in the right order? Do the maths, someone.

Serious question... is that our Rob? Really?

[Nicky91]

Delia Smith :flutter: wow i used to Always watch her cooking show back in my youth

[Crimson Dynamo]

Delia Smith :flutter: wow i used to Always watch her cooking show back in my youth

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

is that our Rob? Really?

sure is


https://www.amazon.co.uk/Robert-Innes/e/B01MS1F90N/ref=dbs_p_ebk_rwt_abau

[Nicky91]

:joker:

it wasn't a joke though :umm2:

[Livia]

sure is


https://www.amazon.co.uk/Robert-Innes/e/B01MS1F90N/ref=dbs_p_ebk_rwt_abau

Wow... I'm so impressed. What a talented bunch on here.

I'm going to give one of Rob's books a try.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Wow... I'm so impressed. What a talented bunch on here.

I'm going to give one of Rob's books a try.

Go for Touch

"Football fever has Harmschapel in its grip. After decades of failure, Harmschapel F.C has made it to the County Cup final. All hopes are resting on the team’s talented new striker Scott Jennings bringing victory to the village, but the match threatens to bring deep-rooted rivalries to the surface."


#ladsladslads

[Livia]

Go for Touch

"Football fever has Harmschapel in its grip. After decades of failure, Harmschapel F.C has made it to the County Cup final. All hopes are resting on the team’s talented new striker Scott Jennings bringing victory to the village, but the match threatens to bring deep-rooted rivalries to the surface."


#ladsladslads

I'm a West Ham fan, I know nothing about football.

[Crimson Dynamo]

COYI tonight


:dance2:

[Twosugars]

tf is theorum?

a type of covfefe?

[Crimson Dynamo]

tf is theorum?

a type of covfefe?

theorem
ˈθɪərəm/
nounPhysics•Mathematics
noun: theorem; plural noun: theorems

a general proposition not self-evident but proved by a chain of reasoning; a truth established by means of accepted truths.


:hee:

[Twosugars]

so now you know how to spell it

correct the title, Covfefe :D

[Livia]

so now you know how to spell it

correct the title, Covfefe :D

No one likes a smartarse, 2S. Especially another smartarse....

[Marsh.]

Wow... I'm so impressed. What a talented bunch on here.

I'm going to give one of Rob's books a try.

Don't forget about Our Dezzendra.

[Twosugars]

No one likes a smartarse, 2S. Especially another smartarse....

:shrug: believe me I wasn't proud of that but LT annoys me so much sometimes, anything will do to have a pop at him :D

[Livia]

:shrug: believe me I wasn't proud of that but LT annoys me so much sometimes, anything will do to have a pop at him :D

He is annoying. It's all part of his charm.

[Crimson Dynamo]

:shrug: believe me I wasn't proud of that but LT annoys me so much sometimes, anything will do to have a pop at him :D

I KNEW i was doing something right on this forum

:hee:

[Twosugars]

:fist:

[Livia]

What you have to bear in mind 2S, is that LT is pretty much The Infinite Monkey.

And completely off topic, can I just say how much I enjoy the parade of hot men that pass through your avi from day to day. Very decorative.

[Shaun]

Infinite theories intrigue me a lot, I always find it amusing to contemplate the possibility of an alternate universe where everything is exactly the same as ours, except for one tiny change like "dogs oink instead of bark". Possibilities are literally endless.

Have to doubt the plausibility of it all though, and think it could just flatter mankind's tendency to think everything is grander than it is.

I'm a West Ham fan, I know nothing about football.

:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Infinite theories intrigue me a lot, I always find it amusing to contemplate the possibility of an alternate universe where everything is exactly the same as ours, except for one tiny change like "dogs oink instead of bark". Possibilities are literally endless.

Have to doubt the plausibility of it all though, and think it could just flatter mankind's tendency to think everything is grander than it is.





Its plausible with it being infinite

[Twosugars]

What you have to bear in mind 2S, is that LT is pretty much The Infinite Monkey.

And completely off topic, can I just say how much I enjoy the parade of hot men that pass through your avi from day to day. Very decorative.

you're spot on :laugh:

glad to be of service :D

[JoshBB]

Of course its plausible with infinite time, but I would be willing to wager that the time it would take for the exact combination (given the amount of characters), the universe would end first.

[Twosugars]

I KNEW i was doing something right on this forum

:hee:

getting rise out of people online for kicks? :hehe:
something must be lacking in your life :think: go into politics, Ukip always need new candidates :D

[thesheriff443]

getting rise out of people online for kicks? :hehe:
something must be lacking in your life :think: go into politics, Ukip always need new candidates :D

Lt might get a rise from others on here, but he can’t get it up himself.

[thesheriff443]

Reading posts on here I believe a group of monkeys could do a much better job

[Crimson Dynamo]

getting rise out of people online for kicks? :hehe:
something must be lacking in your life :think: go into politics, Ukip always need new candidates :D



let me do the jokes TSII

for all our sakes...

[Livia]

Lt might get a rise from others on here, but he can’t get it up himself.

Reading posts on here I believe a group of monkeys could do a much better job

Let LT do the jokes

For all our sakes.

[thesheriff443]

Let LT do the jokes

For all our sakes.

Let lt speak for him self Livia.

[Livia]

Let lt speak for him self Livia.

What?

Nevermind….

[thesheriff443]

What?

Nevermind….

Infinite monkey?