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Oliver_W
10-10-2018, 03:29 PM
and the Ten O Clock news is on. It shows a man standing on top of a building. A brunette turns to the blonde, and says, "I bet you £10 he will jump!"

The blonde mulls it over and says, "I'll take that bet, I don't think he'll jump!"

The man jumps.

The brunette says, "I can't take your money, I knew he'd jump, I saw this on the Five O Clock news."

"I saw it on the Five O Clock news too!" the blonde said.

"Then why did you take the bet?" the brunette.

"I didn't think he'd jump again!"

RileyH
10-10-2018, 03:40 PM
right

Livia
11-10-2018, 11:43 AM
As I don't see the words "she" or "her" I'm going to assume the blonde and the brunette were men.

Crimson Dynamo
11-10-2018, 11:51 AM
Well if he did jump again he was more stupid than the blonde

Oliver_W
14-10-2018, 08:04 AM
As I don't see the words "she" or "her" I'm going to assume the blonde and the brunette were men.

Did you just assume their genders?! They were both nonbinary greygender agender unicorns!111

TomC
14-10-2018, 10:02 AM
Did you just assume their genders?! They were both nonbinary greygender agender unicorns!111

embarrassing

Alf
14-10-2018, 10:13 AM
Screaming and howling

Cherie
14-10-2018, 10:24 AM
Screaming and howling

:joker:

thesheriff443
14-10-2018, 10:36 AM
Women watching the news! This never happened.

Withano
14-10-2018, 10:45 AM
Source?

Oliver_W
14-10-2018, 01:01 PM
embarrassing

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