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Northern Monkey
21-10-2018, 09:24 PM
MANSIZE ISSUES After Kleenex’s mansize ‘sexist’ row, here’s what would happen to other products if snowflakes degendered them too
Kleenex having to drop the word 'mansize' from its tissues is just the latest reminder of how, in the modern world, the letters m-a-n have come to form a dirty word.

IT is a spot of rebranding hanky-panky that could quite possibly reduce grown men to tears.

Kleenex announced this week that its larger range of paper hankies will no longer be called “mansize”, but “extra large”.
The change comes amid fears the iconic label, which has spent more than 60 years on our shop shelves, will now be branded sexist.
Kleenex is not the only company running scared that their overly macho products may fall foul of the PC snowflake generation.

Waitrose recently came under fire over its Gentleman’s Smoked Chicken Caesar Roll, a butty created by celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal.

The supermarket giant has now agreed to change the name after a flurry of complaints from feminists about the blatantly sexist sarnie.

So which other brands might have to “man-down”, if they are not to be scorched by a firestorm of criticism from the PC brigade?

It could be bye bye Mastercard, hello Supremocard. And Royal Mail could be an all-embracing Royal LGBTIQ.

Fast-food chain Burger King risks being dethroned over its too-masculine name.

After all, calling itself after a male heading a colonising, feudal regime is a slap in the face for everyone else, and sexism gone mad. Burger Monarch would be better, or maybe Butternut Squash Commune.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7545201/kleenex-snowflake-degendered-products/

Smithy
21-10-2018, 09:31 PM
If it’s not that important I don’t see why people are kicking up a fuss over it changing

lewis111
21-10-2018, 09:33 PM
If it’s not that important I don’t see why people are kicking up a fuss over it changing

Exactly, a box of tissues changed it’s name, that’s it

Smithy
21-10-2018, 09:35 PM
That article just reads like some angry old white man that hates the youth of today, it’s almost a parody

Liam-
21-10-2018, 09:36 PM
They should have just stuck to their guns and kept it the way it was

Alf
21-10-2018, 09:39 PM
If it’s not that important I don’t see why people are kicking up a fuss over it changingIt's just the Orwellian character of these people who want to stop and ban everything because they know what's best for us, is where the problem is.

MB.
21-10-2018, 09:47 PM
Royal Mail could be an all-embracing Royal LGBTIQ

This... doesn't even make sense as a comparison? Somebody got paid to write this?

Maru
21-10-2018, 11:21 PM
The prior name was punny... mansize tissue... associated with "manhood"... doesn't Kleenex have some sort of reputation related with one's manhood?...

Oh well. At least there's still Mancrates. And mansocks.

bots
22-10-2018, 04:28 AM
indeed men of a certain age use them the most :shrug:

JerseyWins
22-10-2018, 05:14 AM
That article just reads like some angry old white man that hates the youth of today, it’s almost a parody
Someone give that guy a Kleenex!

Withano
22-10-2018, 05:20 AM
The only thing more snowflakey than people getting upset over a title like ‘mansize’ is people getting upset over a title like ‘mansize’ being discontinued.

Crimson Dynamo
22-10-2018, 07:02 AM
What would Nelson Dela say?

Strictly Jake
22-10-2018, 08:35 AM
It'll be Yorkie Bars next...their not for girls

Niamh.
22-10-2018, 09:05 AM
hhhmm is there really proof that so many people complained or is this just a marketing ploy? They've been all over social media the last few days.....................

Crimson Dynamo
22-10-2018, 09:07 AM
hhhmm is there really proof that so many people complained or is this just a marketing ploy? They've been all over social media the last few days.....................

Neem, are you actually suggesting that this whole thing is a tissue of lies?

bots
22-10-2018, 09:08 AM
An issue affecting mankind .... oh wait...

Ammi
22-10-2018, 09:11 AM
..the sexism bit is the tissue itself I think...and how hard and scratchy they are compared to other tissues...like it’s ok for a man to have a hard and scratchy tissues and not one that’s gentler for their noses...

Crimson Dynamo
22-10-2018, 09:14 AM
An issue affecting mankind .... oh wait...

It would appear that Mankind is on its sneeze at the moment

Niamh.
22-10-2018, 09:16 AM
Neem, are you actually suggesting that this whole thing is a tissue of lies?

That's snot what I'm saying at all, oh actually I am :hee:

Crimson Dynamo
22-10-2018, 10:01 AM
That's snot what I'm saying at all, oh actually I am :hee:

well I just dont think you should be trying to see into the future with this issue

i mean who are you, some kind of Nostrildamous?

Niamh.
22-10-2018, 10:20 AM
well I just dont think you should be trying to see into the future with this issue

i mean who are you, some kind of Nostrildamous?

I'm just saying that, as everyone nose, all publicity is good publicity

Northern Monkey
22-10-2018, 01:08 PM
Waiting for Mothercare to change its name now

Niamh.
22-10-2018, 01:09 PM
Waiting for Mothercare to change its name now

seen that joke already today :hee:

GoldHeart
22-10-2018, 09:03 PM
It's just a box of tissues fgs :facepalm: . There's nothing sexist , once again people are complaining over nothing .