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Oliver_W
08-11-2018, 01:49 PM
I keep falling off!

Niamh.
08-11-2018, 01:51 PM
It took me way too long to get that :skull:

Jigs
08-11-2018, 01:59 PM
It took me way too long to get that :skull:

I only got it because I read this before I posted and it encouraged me to go back and dissect :skull:

Niamh.
08-11-2018, 02:00 PM
I only got it because I read this before I posted and it encouraged me to go back and dissect :skull:

:laugh:

Crimson Dynamo
08-11-2018, 02:10 PM
When i was a young teenager me and my pals would sit through like 2.5 hours of a foreign film at the University just in the hope we might see some FILTH

Often we were rewarded

:drool:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
08-11-2018, 02:11 PM
https://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/50/2016/11/article-2231284-0ED9B24800000578-240-468x603-1.jpg

Crimson Dynamo
08-11-2018, 02:15 PM
https://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/50/2016/11/article-2231284-0ED9B24800000578-240-468x603-1.jpg

Craig Revel Horwood

are you saying you would give him one?


:umm2:

https://i.warosu.org/data/ck/img/0069/42/1444051200951.gif

Scarlett.
08-11-2018, 02:22 PM
Either you still have an old CRT TV... or you have amazing balance.

Niamh.
08-11-2018, 02:24 PM
Either you still have an old CRT TV... or you have amazing balance.

Well he did say he keeps falling off tbf :hehe:

Crimson Dynamo
08-11-2018, 02:28 PM
Are people who have sex with Tv's Pan-sonic?

Oliver_W
08-11-2018, 04:01 PM
Are people who have sex with Tv's Pan-sonic?

They'd probably catch D-VD

RileyH
08-11-2018, 04:11 PM
Don't get it

Twosugars
08-11-2018, 04:20 PM
Don't get it

:facepalm:

sex on tv=sex on tv set

y.winter
08-11-2018, 04:56 PM
Did you try to #OpenIt?

Crimson Dynamo
08-11-2018, 05:19 PM
This actual joke dates from the days when you had things on top of the TV like a clock and some ornaments as the top width was about 10 inches

Oliver_W
08-11-2018, 05:28 PM
This actual joke dates from the days when you had things on top of the TV like a clock and some ornaments as the top width was about 10 inches

NO IT DOESN'T, IT'S MY OWN

Yeah I saw it on Monty Python earlier

JerseyWins
10-11-2018, 05:54 PM
I read this as sex on top of the TV before I thought sex on the TV channels :joker: