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SherzyK
06-12-2018, 04:08 PM
So my mums 44th birthday is coming up and I wanted it to be extra special this year. I don’t usually get her gifts because let’s be honest, I am the gift :laugh: But in all seriousness, she is my rock and I wanted any suggestions as to what I could possibly get her. I’m really bad when it comes to these type of decisions, so hopefully you can guys can help :)
Denver
06-12-2018, 04:12 PM
Tickets to her favourite comedian or musical??
hijaxers
06-12-2018, 04:16 PM
Tickets to her favourite comedian or musical??

Yes a theatre treat is always welcome or maybe a meal at a nice restaurant.
SherzyK
06-12-2018, 04:16 PM
Tickets to her favourite comedian or musical??

That’s a good shout actually! But she doesn’t really have a favourite lol

If there’s any upcoming musical or comedy act that you could suggest, I would love to hear them!
SherzyK
06-12-2018, 04:17 PM
Yes a theatre treat is always welcome or maybe a meal at a nice restaurant.

Yeah that sounds like a treat too! She’s proper into Thai and Indian cuisine.
Crimson Dynamo
06-12-2018, 04:19 PM
Booze

when you reach 44 you need to stop the voices
SherzyK
06-12-2018, 04:23 PM
Booze

when you reach 44 you need to stop the voices

Oh god no

My mum and booze is just not a good combo. You should see her when she’s with friends. Sorry :laugh:
Crimson Dynamo
06-12-2018, 04:25 PM
Oh god no

My mum and booze is just not a good combo. You should see her when she’s with friends. Sorry :laugh:

how about booking her in to The Priory for a few months?
SherzyK
06-12-2018, 04:27 PM
how about booking her in to The Priory for a few months?

I don’t really think she needs that. She’s not a heavy drinker but like she is a bit of a mess when she does :shrug:
Crimson Dynamo
06-12-2018, 04:28 PM
I don’t really think she needs that. She’s not a heavy drinker but like she is a bit of a mess when she does :shrug:

probably hiding it, check cisterns for empty half bottles
SherzyK
06-12-2018, 04:32 PM
probably hiding it, check cisterns for empty half bottles

She has kids so I doubt she even has the time to be drinking so much and why the sodding cistern? I don’t even think we have one of those in our home :facepalm:
Denver
06-12-2018, 04:36 PM
Why is LT attacking our Shaz's mother for no reason??
SherzyK
06-12-2018, 04:42 PM
Why is LT attacking our Shaz's mother for no reason??

:joker:

She loves a good party don’t get me wrong but not pissed out of her head. On the note of musicals, when do the Lion King musical tickets release? I remember that being my first movie!
Denver
06-12-2018, 04:43 PM
:joker:

She loves a good party don’t get me wrong but not pissed out of her head. On the note of musicals, when do the Lion King musical tickets release? I remember that being my first movie!

Best thing yo do is check online
Crimson Dynamo
06-12-2018, 04:50 PM
She has kids so I doubt she even has the time to be drinking so much and why the sodding cistern? I don’t even think we have one of those in our home :facepalm:

what?

You cant beat the cistern
SherzyK
06-12-2018, 04:54 PM
what?

You cant beat the cistern

Even if we did have one of those, which I still doubt we do, I don’t think my mum would accidentally leave them in there. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that haha

Have you done it? :hehe:
Crimson Dynamo
06-12-2018, 05:03 PM
Even if we did have one of those, which I still doubt we do, I don’t think my mum would accidentally leave them in there. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that haha

Have you done it? :hehe:

https://media.giphy.com/media/zWngqI4fOr7iw/giphy.gif
SherzyK
06-12-2018, 05:07 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/zWngqI4fOr7iw/giphy.gif

Yes :joker:

Have you left half empty bottles in the cistern? :hehe:
SherzyK
10-02-2019, 02:29 PM
This is a bit outdated and I was really conflicted on what to buy her so I just got her perfume. It’s a winter-y type of perfume so it’s perfext

https://i.imgur.com/36QgD8s.jpg

Can’t wait for valentines! :dance:
Cherie
10-02-2019, 02:33 PM
Spa day or a voucher for a beauty salon treatment
SherzyK
10-02-2019, 02:34 PM
Spa day or a voucher for a beauty salon treatment

That’s a good shout actually.

I’ve not been paying attention but aren’t you a mum yourself?:p
Cherie
10-02-2019, 02:35 PM
That’s a good shout actually.

I’ve not been paying attention but aren’t you a mum yourself?:p

I am indeed and this is what I would be dropping hints for m
SherzyK
10-02-2019, 02:40 PM
I am indeed and this is what I would be dropping hints for m

That’s wicked then your advice would definitely be needed! I think my mum has had enough of all the materialistic stuff and just wants to unwind

I’m sure you can relate haha
Mokka
10-02-2019, 02:43 PM
Sue her for giving birth to you... that'll get her attention :hehe:
SherzyK
10-02-2019, 02:45 PM
Sue her for giving birth to you... that'll get her attention :hehe:

I’ve never related more to a story. And he’s Indian :skull:
LukeB
10-02-2019, 02:50 PM
Flowers
Her favourite perfume
SherzyK
10-02-2019, 02:53 PM
I got her these white orchid type of flowers but they sadly died :(
Marsh.
10-02-2019, 02:57 PM
R.I.P.
Crimson Dynamo
10-02-2019, 03:01 PM
How about

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51-nrsaVIzL._SX342_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

4.9 out of 5 stars from 1,879 customer reviews on Amazon and only £15

:amazed:

You could combine it with membership to Nigels new Brexit party


Every mum loves a bit of Nige
SherzyK
10-02-2019, 03:04 PM
The book you can shove up your ass

And the difference between my mum and some others, is that she wants to rip Nigel Farage’s head off. I support her in that decision :)
Crimson Dynamo
10-02-2019, 03:06 PM
The book you can shove up your ass

And the difference between my mum and some others, is that she wants to rip Nigel Farage’s head off. I support her in that decision :)

charming
SherzyK
10-02-2019, 03:08 PM
A wide range of stuff you could have suggested and you choose that. You were asking for it
SherzyK
10-02-2019, 03:09 PM
Back on topic, I could make a slideshow of some home videos
Matthew.
10-02-2019, 03:13 PM
How about

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51-nrsaVIzL._SX342_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

4.9 out of 5 stars from 1,879 customer reviews on Amazon and only £15

:amazed:

You could combine it with membership to Nigels new Brexit party


Every mum loves a bit of Nige

Only £15? :suspect:
Barry.
10-02-2019, 03:41 PM
Amazon Echo.
Crimson Dynamo
10-02-2019, 03:42 PM
Amazon Echo
SherzyK
10-02-2019, 03:45 PM
Amazon Echo.

A good suggestion but she doesn’t like an annoying bitch :laugh:

It’s really convenient though
Barry.
10-02-2019, 03:47 PM
A good suggestion but she doesn’t like an annoying bitch :laugh:

It’s really convenient though

:laugh: I got my mum one and she loves it. But Alexia can get annoying.
SherzyK
10-02-2019, 03:51 PM
:laugh: I got my mum one and she loves it. But Alexia can get annoying.

My mum would legit take a baseball bat to it :skull:

What exactly does it do?
Matthew.
10-02-2019, 03:53 PM
Amazon Echo.

Alexa phone the polis
RileyH
10-02-2019, 04:03 PM
Amazon Echo

:joker:
Barry.
10-02-2019, 04:10 PM
My mum would legit take a baseball bat to it :skull:

What exactly does it do?

Answer questions, if ou have prime it can play songs, the radio, get you recipes etc.
SherzyK
10-02-2019, 04:13 PM
Answer questions, if ou have prime it can play songs, the radio, get you recipes etc.

My mum is a great cook so defintiely for recipes.
Crimson Dynamo
11-02-2019, 09:52 AM
all week long The TL says to ALexa "Alexa add x to the shopping list" and alexa does and then when we go shopping she just looks at her phone and hey presto the list is there already


x being various items of food and household
SherzyK
11-02-2019, 09:53 AM
all week long The TL says to ALexa "Alexa add x to the shopping list" and alexa does and then when we go shopping she just looks at her phone and hey presto the list is there already


x being various items of food and household

I’m not daft LT
Crimson Dynamo
11-02-2019, 10:01 AM
well look after yer mum, the TL's mum died rather suddenly last weekend and its been a right business
SherzyK
11-02-2019, 10:19 AM
well look after yer mum, the TL's mum died rather suddenly last weekend and its been a right business

I always will and I’m sorry to hear that. May she find closure soon
Cherie
11-02-2019, 10:35 AM
well look after yer mum, the TL's mum died rather suddenly last weekend and its been a right business

OMG no that is awful, so sorry to hear that, you were in charge of her over the Christmas as well, thats really sad when its sudden
Crimson Dynamo
11-02-2019, 10:59 AM
OMG no that is awful, so sorry to hear that, you were in charge of her over the Christmas as well, thats really sad when its sudden

yes and the TL was there at the time so she took it bad :(
Cherie
11-02-2019, 11:17 AM
yes and the TL was there at the time so she took it bad :(

:sad:
Niamh.
11-02-2019, 11:19 AM
well look after yer mum, the TL's mum died rather suddenly last weekend and its been a right business

aww poor TL. I swear I have nightmares about losing my mom, I really don't know what I would do without her........she'll probably outlive me though tbf
Mitchell
11-02-2019, 11:23 AM
how about booking her in to The Priory for a few months?

:joker:
Mitchell
11-02-2019, 11:25 AM
The book you can shove up your ass

And the difference between my mum and some others, is that she wants to rip Nigel Farage’s head off. I support her in that decision :)

Omg we love your mum
SherzyK
11-02-2019, 12:49 PM
Omg we love your mum

:love: