BB8 quotes

[ThisIsMarie]

What quotes are we liking from BB8 so far?


It wasn't at the time but seeing a clip of it now the 'keep calm, have a strawberry' is funny.

[Nath]

When Laura picked up the fish phone and talked into it


"Hello Cod? It's me, Salmon"

lol

[xcharleyx]

i found it funny last night when lesley goes "i'm just sniffing the mattress. I'm very comfortable here" lol

i loved when emily goes "oh i hate it when people drop names" or something. that really put charley in her place.

[Callum]

I love Tracy's saying 'Ave It!'

[Ruth*Star]

i thought it was funny when the twins thought the DR was a tanning room.

[dupin]

Charley/Chanelle: "Wannabe Posh, WANNABE A SLUT"
Laura: "Wannabe? hehe"

Laura: "They said Lesley could have the single bed...wink wink"

[ThisIsMarie]

Originally posted by xcharleyx
i found it funny last night when lesley goes "i'm just sniffing the mattress. I'm very comfortable here" lol

i loved when emily goes "oh i hate it when people drop names" or something. that really put charley in her place.
Yer, loved them, especially the mattress one!! So funny!:laugh2:

Also when Laura said something like 'old, fat, chubby boys'

[GiGi]

Laura: i think its important to look nice when you are alive and when you are dead.... not that i want you dead but still!!!

Laura: Hello cod... its me.. salmon

Laura: DISGUSTING!

Lesley: Im just sniffing the matress

Lesley: Keep calm and have a strawberry

Charley: What are you here for-fame? I am, and im not going to deny that

Charley: I dont know them because of football, i know them because..... I know them

S&A: Have yoy seen the pinkness?

[Dan_]

Tracey-"Stop singing shite"

[Emilee]

Chanelle: (crying) "Its not my fault my hair has a natural kink"

[Lil-Lindz]

Lmao when lesley said "im jsut sniffing the matress" I was in fits
PMSL

[mozzymozmoz]

samanda (what i call them because i see tem as more 1 person)...

'OMG is that a tanning booth?!?!'

:bigsmile:

and Channel ...

'can these lights tan you' (diary room chair)

and Lesly

' im just sniffing the matress'

lesly (to tracey)

' so when you say 'FAT' comment, is there a thin one too?!'

[GiGi]

oh i remember another funny one:

Nicky: Are these heated lights?
BB: By there very nature, lights create heat
Nicky: How rude!

[ThisIsMarie]

"Once you get past the silly Victoria Beckham thing that she does. Which you can do in 30 seconds because its a bit of nonsence."

[Fanboy_Luke]

"I would either like to be famous, rich or...a speech therapist in Spain"

"Peoplesaythatshecan'tsingbutI'vegotbothheralbums oneofwhichwasn'treleasedbecauseherrecordcompanywen tbustbutIboughtitofftheinternetanyway"

Chanelle is classic.

[Rory]

Originally posted by SirLukeofStamp
"Peoplesaythatshecan'tsingbutI'vegotbothheralbums oneofwhichwasn'treleasedbecauseherrecordcompanywen tbustbutIboughtitofftheinternetanyway"

LMFAO. Loved that.

I also liked the tanning comment from the twins.

I especially liked the way you put it. Described how she said it lol

[MummyJens01]

Sam & Amanda - Do u love it?

Lesley - Im just sniffing my matress

Laura - Hello Cod, Its Me Salmon!

[ThisIsMarie]

It wasnt classic but this was definalty funny...

"ziggy, can i please not be number 3, number 7 or number 9... or number 9 actually"

What was that about anyway? She scared of odd numbers?? Didnt she go last, making her 11th anyway! lol!

[the_chosen_one]

(During an argument)

Ziggy "I'm not into this s***, this is not what I do, I'm not into this s***"

Emily "Stop telling us you're not into this s***, you're on Big Brother, you're in this s*** whether you like it or not!"

:bigsmile:

[Fanboy_Luke]

"they both give themselves 10/10 for attractiveness" :laugh2:

[Fanboy_Luke]

Another good Channelle line: "**** me .....up the bum"

[ThisIsMarie]

Originally posted by SirLukeofStamp
Another good Channelle line: "**** me .....up the bum" lol! Who would want that as the first thing they say on BB!

[Fanboy_Luke]

"Don't tell me you're going to be a star. If I was running a corner shop I wouldn't have you"

[missbling]

charley: some off you have enough meat on you to last you years

charley to tracey: shut up tracy beaker

charley: they all ate my food and i cant even cook

laura: i dont wear skiny jeans

[ThisIsMarie]

“Are you pushing it out you n****r?”

Just kiding!

[rice_square_return]

Lesley 'Im just sniffing the matress'
Chanelle 'Its not my fault my hair has a natural curl'

[ThisIsMarie]

"go for a *****ing wee of love, then come into the f*ucking garden of love for another rave of love" - Chanelle to tracy

-not well known but the way she said it was so funny!

[Legend]

Gerry: ''stop it, i can see one of the twins breaking a leg'' :laugh:

Something along those lines anyway.

[Ruth*Star]

Chanelle
"I Can't Cry because i sound like a Bear" or something like that
"I'm Chanelles Shoe"
Classic Chanelle

[natjake2504]

i loved the laura talking to cod i know its been said but still a classic, none of this beat last years nikki

[natjake2504]

i loved the laura talking to cod i know its been said but still a classic, none of this beat last years nikki

[ThisIsMarie]

'Sometimes a joke will cost you your life'

LOL :laugh:

(Seany still shouldn't of done it though)

[Rory]

I've said this before but..."I'm a southeast London "It Girl" "

[CharlotteSometimes]

This thread needs bumping!

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