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ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 03:03 AM
Wow.

I thought the show had jumped the shark last night, then I saw that.:shocked:

Nobody is stupid enough to think this is a reality show, are they?

chuff me dizzy
09-12-2018, 09:41 AM
I FF it ,even then I was cringing

Epic.
09-12-2018, 09:51 AM
I found it a lovely, funny, witty performance by the 4 of them :clap1:

Epic.
09-12-2018, 09:52 AM
Nobody is stupid enough to think this is a reality show, are they?

People on reality shows can't have fun with each other and do performances to celebrate making it so far?

bots
09-12-2018, 09:54 AM
every bit of it was cued up by producers .... there is no way Harry would have said his bits without prompting .... it was a 100% cringe fest

Black Dagger
09-12-2018, 09:59 AM
How dare people have fun.

Parmy
09-12-2018, 10:01 AM
I want the hour long dvd.

RileyH
09-12-2018, 10:01 AM
https://68.media.tumblr.com/fd0d547835ae420a9888fc3ff9c35725/tumblr_oseryv5CMh1v9roxto8_400.gif

chuff me dizzy
09-12-2018, 10:03 AM
They were auditioning ,nothing more, nothing less (Apart from Harry who doesn't give a flying one )

BBDodge
09-12-2018, 10:28 AM
I want the hour long dvd.

As much as I love the Final Four I'd have to pass on that.

Garfie
09-12-2018, 12:18 PM
It was rather cringeworthy.

Twosugars
09-12-2018, 12:31 PM
https://68.media.tumblr.com/fd0d547835ae420a9888fc3ff9c35725/tumblr_oseryv5CMh1v9roxto8_400.gif

:laugh:

armand.kay
09-12-2018, 01:11 PM
oh dear. sounds serious.

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 08:08 PM
They were auditioning ,nothing more, nothing less (Apart from Harry who doesn't give a flying one )

The best they will get is a presenting job on next year's ITv 2 show. They have zero talent. Barrowman has already had his career.

Beastie
09-12-2018, 08:15 PM
Barrowman and Emily would be great on the spin off show next year.

Marsh.
09-12-2018, 08:16 PM
They were auditioning ,nothing more, nothing less (Apart from Harry who doesn't give a flying one )

ie. Everyone has ulterior motives except the people Chuff likes because Chuff likes them and that's that.

Please.

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 08:16 PM
Barrowman and Emily would be great on the spin off show next year.

It is spelled grate.

Marsh.
09-12-2018, 08:17 PM
The best they will get is a presenting job on next year's ITv 2 show. They have zero talent. Barrowman has already had his career.

He continues to have a television career in he states.

He doesn't want a crummy itv2 show.

Marsh.
09-12-2018, 08:17 PM
Wow.

I thought the show had jumped the shark last night, then I saw that.:shocked:

Nobody is stupid enough to think this is a reality show, are they?

Incorrect useage of "jump the shark".

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 08:18 PM
ie. Everyone has ulterior motives except the people Chuff likes because Chuff likes them and that's that.

Please.

What motive could harry have? He is rich and successful and at the end of his career. He works in sports not entertainment.

The other three were desperately trying to show off their sparse acting and singing talent.

It was horrendous too. james was right about their attention seeking and the producers stitched him up as a result.

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 08:18 PM
Incorrect useage of "jump the shark".

Incorrect spelling of the word usage.

Tinsel Toes
09-12-2018, 08:20 PM
It was rather cringeworthy.

It was actually Mega cringe. Shows gone to pot.

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 08:20 PM
Anyway, jump the shark was completely correct in this context. The musical was completely contrived and against the whole ethos of the show. It is meant to be a spontaneous reality show.

Tinsel Toes
09-12-2018, 08:22 PM
Incorrect spelling of the word usage.

:joker: True.

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 08:23 PM
He continues to have a television career in he states.

He doesn't want a crummy itv2 show.

So why is he in this programme then?

Marsh.
09-12-2018, 08:47 PM
Anyway, jump the shark was completely correct in this context. The musical was completely contrived and against the whole ethos of the show. It is meant to be a spontaneous reality show.

Wrong again.

Marsh.
09-12-2018, 08:48 PM
So why is he in this programme then?

Free holiday to Oz? Tidy pay packet?

I imagine similar to Saint Harry.

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 08:51 PM
Free holiday to Oz? Tidy pay packet?

I imagine similar to Saint Harry.

Ah, so you admit they are in it for a jolly up and a few quid, while Emily and Fleur were in there to further their failed careers.

Marsh.
09-12-2018, 08:51 PM
Incorrect spelling of the word usage.

Still doesn't change my point.

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 08:51 PM
Wrong again.

How is it wrong? You will get more marks if you show your working.

RileyH
09-12-2018, 08:52 PM
Incorrect spelling of the word usage.

Ahhh drag him

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 08:52 PM
Still doesn't change my point.

You didn't make a point. You said the phrase was used incorrectly, without saying how. And in doing so you completely misspelled a word.

It is always best to be careful when you think you are correcting someone.

Marsh.
09-12-2018, 08:53 PM
Ah, so you admit they are in it for a jolly up and a few quid, while Emily and Fleur were in there to further their failed careers.

I admit?

Well, nobody is going to do this for free are they? What's your next trick? Exposing members of the public for only going to work for remuneration?

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 08:54 PM
I admit?

Well, nobody is going to do this for free are they? What's your next trick? Exposing members of the public for only going to work for remuneration?

On the contrary, I suspect many people would do this for free. The exposure is worth it.

Marsh.
09-12-2018, 08:54 PM
You didn't make a point. You said the phrase was used incorrectly, without saying how. And in doing so you completely misspelled a word.

It is always best to be careful when you think you are correcting someone.

Oh dear. If you can't deal with being wrong, point out spelling/typos. Good one.

Research the phrase for yourself.

Epic.
09-12-2018, 08:55 PM
Anyway, jump the shark was completely correct in this context. The musical was completely contrived and against the whole ethos of the show. It is meant to be a spontaneous reality show.

Having fun by creating a musical from scratch isn't spontaneous though?

Marsh.
09-12-2018, 08:55 PM
On the contrary, I suspect many people would do this for free. The exposure is worth it.

Maybe for a nobody whose career aspirations are 'Loose Women panellist'.

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 09:03 PM
Oh dear. If you can't deal with being wrong, point out spelling/typos. Good one.

Research the phrase for yourself.

I know exactly what the phrase means. If you think I have used it incorrectly then support your claim.

Amy Jade
09-12-2018, 09:04 PM
Ah, so you admit they are in it for a jolly up and a few quid, while Emily and Fleur were in there to further their failed careers.

Emily has been cast in 4 movies due to start filming in 2019.

Ignorant much?

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 09:04 PM
Maybe for a nobody whose career aspirations are 'Loose Women panellist'.

As opposed to grammy winning Fleur and Oscar winning Emily.:joker:

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 09:05 PM
Emily has been cast in 4 movies due to start filming in 2019.

Ignorant much?

Hollywood blockbusters are they?

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 09:06 PM
Having fun by creating a musical from scratch isn't spontaneous though?

It was clearly scripted and rehearsed.

Amy Jade
09-12-2018, 09:07 PM
Why do you watch if you hate the show so much? You're incredibly negative about every aspect of it. If I hated something as much as you appear to hate IAC I would't bother watching it much less spend my evenings complaining about it

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 09:07 PM
Why do you watch if you hate the show so much? You're incredibly negative about every aspect of it. If I hated something as much as you appear to hate IAC I would't bother watching it much less spend my evenings complaining about it

Please discuss the campmates and not other posters. Thanks.

Gstar
09-12-2018, 09:12 PM
Amazing segment, one of my favourite parts of the series

Amy Jade
09-12-2018, 09:26 PM
Please discuss the campmates and not other posters. Thanks.

Asking a question is not me attempting to raise a discussion about you. Genuine question on why you watch if you loath the show so much.

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 09:30 PM
Asking a question is not me attempting to raise a discussion about you. Genuine question on why you watch if you loath the show so much.

Mind your own business. We aren't here to discuss me or my viewing habits.

Marsh.
09-12-2018, 09:32 PM
As opposed to grammy winning Fleur and Oscar winning Emily.:joker:

Eh? What are you on about now? :pat:

Marsh.
09-12-2018, 09:33 PM
I know exactly what the phrase means. If you think I have used it incorrectly then support your claim.

If you think you have used it correctly support your claim.

Amy Jade
09-12-2018, 09:33 PM
Mind your own business. We aren't here to discuss me or my viewing habits.

So you're just trolling basically. Good to know.

Marsh.
09-12-2018, 09:35 PM
Mind your own business. We aren't here to discuss me or my viewing habits.

So why did you make yourself and your viewing habits part of the discussion?

Amy Jade responded to something you brought into the thread.

Amy Jade
09-12-2018, 09:43 PM
So why did you make yourself and your viewing habits part of the discussion?

Amy Jade responded to something you brought into the thread.

This is honestly it. The whole thread is about his opinion on what he has viewed. I ask a pretty reasonable question as to why suffer what you deem bad tv and I am told to mind my own business. Why start the thread then?

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 11:15 PM
Eh? What are you on about now? :pat:

Not exactly talented are they? Couldn't even win this bit of fluff programme. A grumpy old football manager beat them.:joker:

ThriceShy
09-12-2018, 11:16 PM
If you think you have used it correctly support your claim.

I haven't made a claim.

Binbin
12-12-2018, 04:42 AM
Does John Barrowperson inflate his special school sized head with a foot-pump every morning?
Basically, I'd like to be the final poster on this thread so my name will be forever associated with the words, "My arse still won't unclench.." - as I suffer from arse-declension syndrome.

ThriceShy
12-12-2018, 05:36 AM
It still won't unclench. I have had to make an appointment with a proctologist.