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Beso
12-12-2018, 02:28 PM
Be careful in london.....

I was out for my xmas party the other weekend and asked the barman of a nice establishment in Shoreditch if I could have the password to the wifi.....he told me I needed to buy a drink first....so I did...12.50....TWELVE ****ING POUND FIFTY PENCE.. for a whiskey...

Anyway I paid and asked him for the password...


Youneedtobuyadrinkfirst.......all lower case, the muvva fuvva says.



Grrrrr...110 for a taxi home as well..
Beso
12-12-2018, 05:33 PM
I'm wasted on here.
Barry.
12-12-2018, 05:39 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/x5AfUq2sUrPiM/giphy.gif
Oliver_W
19-12-2018, 08:14 AM
I'm wasted on here.

That explains a lot.
Crimson Dynamo
19-12-2018, 09:09 AM
:hehe:
Nicky91
19-12-2018, 09:11 AM
:joker::joker:
arista
19-12-2018, 09:12 AM
wicked
Beso
19-12-2018, 01:36 PM
Just in from last night's xmas fancy dress party. I'm not saying this area is rough but one guy was running about in a cape all night....I asked which superhero he was and he said none....


I've just ran out the barbers without paying.
Oliver_W
19-12-2018, 04:11 PM
Just in from last night's xmas fancy dress party. I'm not saying this area is rough but one guy was running about in a cape all night....I asked which superhero he was and he said none....


I've just ran out the barbers without paying.
Did he get caught?
Beso
19-12-2018, 08:18 PM
Did he get caught?

No, he escaped by a whisker.
Glenn.
19-12-2018, 08:26 PM
He sure cut that fine
Beso
19-12-2018, 08:57 PM
Beehive yourselves.
UserSince2005
19-12-2018, 11:47 PM
Mate you need a new job if you have to buy your own drinks at a christmas party

Although I agree Shoreditch is so expensive. Dirty, slum, ghetto place, and not even cheap. What’s the ****ing point?
UserSince2005
19-12-2018, 11:48 PM
And when I say ghetto, you know what I mean. Absolutrly gross place
Beso
20-12-2018, 08:23 AM
Mate you need a new job if you have to buy your own drinks at a christmas party

Although I agree Shoreditch is so expensive. Dirty, slum, ghetto place, and not even cheap. What’s the ****ing point?

I doubt the joke would have worked if I didn't buy the drink...but thanks for the input scrooge.
Beso
21-12-2018, 11:17 AM
Walking home last night.....

Poor young lass hobbling with one shoe of across the road with an obvious sprained ankle...her man 10 yrds in front of her...she shouts....don't mind me, I'm fine!

Her bloke spins round and says....sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, then walks off..

I didn't know wether I should punch him or applaud him..
arista
21-12-2018, 11:19 AM
Walking home last night.....

Poor young lass hobbling with one shoe of across the road with an obvious sprained ankle...her man 10 yrds in front of her...she shouts....don't mind me, I'm fine!

Her bloke spins round and says....sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, then walks off..

I didn't know wether I should punch him or applaud him..


No do not get involved
she can leave him later on.