Why 2019 won't be as good as 2009

[Wizard.]

because Joan isn't bringing glamour back to Britain!

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[Ant.]

also because Big Brother was axed in 2009, and Big Brother's probably getting renewed in 2019

[Smithy]

Also because Lady Gaga released Bad Romance in 2009 and songs like that only come around once every generation