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Beso
31-01-2019, 07:35 PM
Atm after walking about stafford this evening in this bitter wind I would honestly walk away from the eu with a no deal and house OUR homeless uk citizens with the 39 billion quid we would keep.

Kazanne
31-01-2019, 07:44 PM
Atm after walking about stafford this evening in this bitter wind I would honestly walk away from the eu with a no deal and house OUR homeless uk citizens with the 39 billion quid we would keep.

Stafford is very close to where I live Parmy, you should have popped in for a cuppa:laugh: And IF I had the power I would stop all animal cruelty

joeysteele
31-01-2019, 07:50 PM
I'd stop and scrap overnight the obscene, heartless,merciless and vindictive discrimination against the sick and disabled and most vulnerable of the UK.
That has gone on this last 8 years.
Ending completely the invasive and derogatory testing of the sick and disabled.

I'd also name the real welfare costs, making the right figures by removing pensions from being classed as welfare too in the welfare figures.

A pension should be a right and the vast majority of people paid for, and earned, said pension over their working lives.

Beso
31-01-2019, 07:52 PM
Stafford is very close to where I live Parmy, you should have popped in for a cuppa:laugh: And IF I had the power I would stop all animal cruelty

Oh well...lol...


You must be proud of the stafford bull terrier today?


I'm staying at the vine...room 26...:joker:

bots
31-01-2019, 08:15 PM
sending in the armed police now :smug:

Beso
31-01-2019, 08:27 PM
sending in the armed police now :smug:

I will be OK, my work mate in room 24 is black.

Livia
01-02-2019, 11:26 AM
The first thing I would do is make Trumpet my Minister for Justice. God help you all.....

Crimson Dynamo
01-02-2019, 11:31 AM
I would execute all prisoners in jail in for 10 years or more. introduce national service and bring back hanging, id raise the voting age to 25 and shut colleges and begin a systematic demolition of mosques and ALL religious schools

Livia
01-02-2019, 11:37 AM
I would execute all prisoners in jail in for 10 years or more. introduce national service and bring back hanging, id raise the voting age to 25 and shut colleges and begin a systematic demolition of mosques and ALL religious schools

I knew I had the right man for the job....

SherzyK
01-02-2019, 11:42 AM
I would execute all prisoners in jail in for 10 years or more. introduce national service and bring back hanging, id raise the voting age to 25 and shut colleges and begin a systematic demolition of mosques and ALL religious schools

There’s just so many things wrong with this post.

Beso
01-02-2019, 11:48 AM
I would execute all prisoners in jail in for 10 years or more. introduce national service and bring back hanging, id raise the voting age to 25 and shut colleges and begin a systematic demolition of mosques and ALL religious schools

And on your 2nd day?

Smithy
01-02-2019, 11:52 AM
Change it so that Shangela won all stars 3

Crimson Dynamo
01-02-2019, 11:53 AM
And on your 2nd day?

Disband Little Mix and introduce a beard tax

Crimson Dynamo
01-02-2019, 11:54 AM
There’s just so many things wrong with this post.

I would not worry too much about it as your heading off for National service and some good old fashioned Army discipline

Redway
01-02-2019, 11:55 AM
There’s just so many things wrong with this post.

This is LT we’re talking about.

SherzyK
01-02-2019, 11:57 AM
I would not worry too much about it as your heading off for National service and some good old fashioned Army discipline

And who’s gonna send me there because it’s definitely not you :fan:

thesheriff443
01-02-2019, 11:59 AM
You can go as ott as you like, it’s just pretend!, you know like we did at little school.

Of course even then lt was in the corner playing with him self, while saying the Lord’s Prayer

Crimson Dynamo
01-02-2019, 12:03 PM
You can go as ott as you like, it’s just pretend!, you know like we did at little school.

Of course even then lt was in the corner playing with him self, while saying the Lord’s Prayer

:fist: It was itchy

thesheriff443
01-02-2019, 12:03 PM
I would probably ban women over the age of 25 wearing leather or pvc trousers

Niamh.
01-02-2019, 12:07 PM
I would Ban men telling women what they could and couldn't wear

thesheriff443
01-02-2019, 12:07 PM
:fist: It was itchy

That’s what happens when you put moss down your pants to make your worm more comfortable.

Crimson Dynamo
01-02-2019, 12:12 PM
I would Ban men telling women what they could and couldn't wear

Has Michael21 been badgering James about the new Mod bikinis again?

thesheriff443
01-02-2019, 12:13 PM
I would Ban men telling women what they could and couldn't wear

I sort of agree but there is a problem in clothing when girls get to about twelve the clothes get made to make them look like they are older then they are.

Shoes tend to have heals bra’s are padded and skirts get shorter.

Plus the old saying, your not going out looking like that.

But yea, adults can wear wot they want.

Niamh.
01-02-2019, 12:16 PM
Has Michael21 been badgering James about the new Mod bikinis again?

:laugh:

I sort of agree but there is a problem in clothing when girls get to about twelve the clothes get made to make them look like they are older then they are.

Shoes tend to have heals bra’s are padded and skirts get shorter.

Plus the old saying, your not going out looking like that.

But yea, adults can wear wot they want.

You're the one saying women over 25 can't wear certain stuff, so where's our window for wearing sexy stuff, 20-25? Piss off

Mystic Mock
01-02-2019, 12:18 PM
Change the national anthem to Paradise by Coldplay.

Cherie
01-02-2019, 12:19 PM
I would trample all over the referendum result and stay in the EU

armand.kay
01-02-2019, 12:19 PM
i would end everything for the fun of it or Beyoncé tickets

Liam-
01-02-2019, 12:28 PM
I’d replace the Union Jack with the pride flag just to piss off bigots

bots
01-02-2019, 12:40 PM
i would ban brussel sprouts

Cherie
01-02-2019, 12:43 PM
i would ban brussel sprouts

Philistine :oh:

Beso
01-02-2019, 12:52 PM
Disband Little Mix and introduce a beard tax

Would the amount of tax be worked out on length?

Kazanne
01-02-2019, 12:58 PM
Disband Little Mix and introduce a beard tax

:joker::joker: