Alf on tour

[Alf]

Where am I?

[RileyH]

pub

[RileyH]

toilet

[RileyH]

Good guesses so far, but you're all wrong.

is it my house :amazed:

[Twosugars]

A clue,

There might be a chance you can see me on sky sports right now, but probably not.

a streaker at a football match being led off the pitch by security

[Mystic Mock]

Are you talking about Everton Football Club?

[Underscore]

the maple club, riverdale

[Mitchell]

A clue,

There might be a chance you can see me on sky sports right now, but probably not.

You’re one of maroon 5?

[MTVN]

He's at the darts

[James]

It's probably Rugby League.

[Mystic Mock]

Have you become a shareholder at Birmingham Bulldogs?

[Toy Soldier]

Dad's Army cosplay except all of the characters are also furries.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Dad's Army cosplay except all of the characters are also furries.

So hot

[Mitchell]

I would’ve posted the same for any other member, so it definitely wasn’t targeted at you haha

[Mokka]

For those of you that had posts deleted, I don't agree with it. I thought they was funny answers. Particularly the one who said at a Yellow vest march.

I guess LT was the only one with the issue then :smug:

[SherzyK]

So wtf did I get infracted for :/

[Mokka]

So wtf did I get infracted for :/

I got deleted without the infraction... just plain old censorship here..

[MTVN]

LT didn't report any posts from this thread fwiw

There were also no infractions given for any posts in this thread (warning =/= infraction)

as you were

[SherzyK]

I just read it :skull:

My bad

[Beso]

Aww..I missed this
....was it a good game Alf?

[Cherie]

Look forward to your next outing Alf

[thesheriff443]

Lt is the fire starter on tibb, I have a pop at him all the time but i hope it’s taken and read by others as friends joking with each other.

[Cherie]

You’re one of maroon 5?

:joker:

[Cherie]

Lt is the fire starter on tibb, I have a pop at him all the time but i hope it’s taken and read by others as friends joking with each other.

absolutely

[Kazanne]

LT is hilarious,his humour is an acquired taste I guess, but more often than not he IS joking,I for one would miss him,he has genuinely made me laugh out loud sometimes.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Im looking forward to his next takeaway

[Livia]

LT is hilarious,his humour is an acquired taste I guess, but more often than not he IS joking,I for one would miss him,he has genuinely made me laugh out loud sometimes.

Much like those thousand year old fermented eggs....

Place wouldn't be the same without him. He doesn't play the Devil's Advocate, he IS the Devil's Advocate.

[Cherie]

The middle aged men of Tibb are getting a bad rap at the moment

[Livia]

The middle aged men of Tibb are getting a bad rap at the moment

That's because they're all utter b*stards.

[Livia]

Women love an utter bastard.

So true....

[Twosugars]

On the toilet having a difficult ****

[Nicky91]

:think: let's see it's sunday getting ready for a football match

[Twosugars]

Out of tibb jail enjoying fresh air

[Crimson Dynamo]

watching a box set of Empire?

[Vicky.]

Football match..

and

LT didn't report any posts in here either. Speculating on the main boards about who reported what is a bit silly.

[arista]

On the toilet having a difficult ****



how nice

[AnnieK]

Wigan?

[Crimson Dynamo]

time to gey home and get right on it Alf

[Cherie]

watching a box set of Empire?

:joker:

[Vicky.]

If you ever come to Newcastle, we could meet up. That would be an experience :D

[bots]

interestingly, all the people i have met in my life, and its a lot, i only ever met 1 person who admitted to being from Huddersfield :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

If you ever come to Newcastle, we could meet up. That would be an experience :D


the filth of it :shocked:

[Crimson Dynamo]

i can be there in 3 hours 14?

[Mokka]

Do you also have to notify the police everytime you leave the house??

[Alf]

On the road again today, but to where?


Annie, get your gun


kmopSVOMSsU

[Cherie]

Pendlebury, Lancashire, or Salford


I would love to own a Lowry :sad:

[Mokka]

I'm guessing it's rugby related?? :think:

[AnnieK]

You playing Salford at AJ Bell stadium which is actually in Barton, Eccles, Salford. Watch out for traffic, can be a nightmare round there due to Trafford Centre on match days

[Cherie]

Annie got her gun

[Alf]

By rights I should be in Perpignan in the South of France right now, but I don't like to leave old Blighty. But the game is live on Sky Sports anyway, so every cloud.

Who comes from St Helens? Alf is due there on Easter Monday.

[The Slim Reaper]

You playing Salford at AJ Bell stadium which is actually in Barton, Eccles, Salford. Watch out for traffic, can be a nightmare round there due to Trafford Centre on match days

The day Annie became Arista. Annista.

[Cherie]

By rights I should be in Perpignan in the South of France right now, but I don't like to leave old Blighty. But the game is live on Sky Sports anyway, so every cloud.

Who comes from St Helens? Alf is due there on Easter Monday.

They might not let you back in?

[Mokka]

By rights I should be in Perpignan in the South of France right now, but I don't like to leave old Blighty. But the game is live on Sky Sports anyway, so every cloud.

Who comes from St Helens? Alf is due there on Easter Monday.

Marsh and Scott!! I think one other person too. :think:

[Alf]

Marsh and Scott!! I think one other person too. :think:I know Kate was, but she rarely comes on here anymore.

Tell Marsh that I'll meet him at The Steve Prescott Bridge if he wants a scrap. I'm sorry to explain that that was in jest

[The Slim Reaper]

Scott and Alf is the buddy cop movie the forum wants and needs.

[Mokka]

I know Kate was, but she rarely comes on here anymore.

Tell Marsh that I'll meet him at The Steve Prescott Bridge if he wants a scrap. I'm sorry to explain that that was in jest

A joke? I thought it was an innuendo :hehe:

[caprimint]

Why on earth would you go to St Helens of all places

:omgno:

[Cherie]

Alf tours have to keep on trucking even if it is to St Helens

[Alf]

Just to keep you updated

We won the Hull Derby on Good Friday with a record Derby scoreline, what a day.

Away to top of the league St Helens tomorrow

Oh when the Saints, get beat by Hull
Oh when the Saints get beat by Hull
I wanna be in that number
When the Saints get beat by Hull

[Crimson Dynamo]

Alf to get bladdered tomorrow?

7 day ban incoming

[Mokka]

If you stalk the local bookies... you might just find Marsh :omgno:

[Mokka]

Alf to get bladdered tomorrow?

7 day ban incoming

Looking forward to another "Canadian sexpot" comment :idc:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Looking forward to another "Canadian sexpot" comment :idc:

:hehe:

[Crimson Dynamo]

from Alf, casual reader

[Alf]

Today I'm going to Anfield, in the Kop end (don't worry, I'll scrub myself with bleach when I get home)

It's the carnival that is Super league Magic weekend

6 games over 2 days, I shall be there today

My plan of action is to go to Goodison Park first, hopefully get a selfie with the Dixie Dean statue. Then go to the Hell hole to watch the first 2 games (my lads play in game 2) and then leave to get back home, I'm not sticking around for game 3,

Obviously I'm taking a permanent marker pen with me, to leave some Everton graffiti in the Kop end (you can't waste an opportunity like that)

So that's me today. Don't forget to tune in on Sky Sports for the Rugby league extravaganza.

COYH

[Alf]

We got our arses handed to us.

Not even 1 try to cheer. Days like these are so depressing.