brat. Ranks British Girlbands (with taste) [9 OUT]

[brat.]

so was gonna give this idea out but ah DON'T want fats ruining this rankings so skinny me will do it instead :p
obvs only including bands from 90s onwards because am not a dinosaur and also only including bands which ah know 3+ songs of so feel free to suggest any bands ah missed off down below but this is the list as it stands :dazzler:

THE BANDS whew
Atomic Kitten
Belle Amie
Four of Diamonds
Girls Aloud
Girls Can't Catch
Little Mix
M.O
Mis-Teeq
Neon Jungle
Parade
Spice Girls
Stooshe
Sugababes
The Saturdays

[RileyH]

nawt Belle Amie

[brat.]

addictiv ladies and samanda just missed out x

[brat.]

nawt Belle Amie

their song girls up is a BAWP

[sleleen]

you missed legends high15

[RileyH]

Ready for a Mis-Teeq snatch

[RileyH]

My time
Show time
Hook line
Let's roll
Let's ride
Scribble on the paper, gonna keep this tight
Here we go again upon the raver's rhyme
Let me evict you
Let me diss you
Let me hit you
Let me start this again
Let me flip you
I got one thing to say to you today
How many times have you let someone astray?
How many times have you fled upon the way?
Gone away
It's a brand new day
We got it going on
Feel my flow with my mouth up strong
I know you feeling my flow, no show
I know you feeling my flow, eh yo
Get up on the mic as I run this show
Feeling my vibe, Are you feeling my vibe?
Get up on the mic as I run this show
Feel the vibe in your mind and soul

https://i.imgur.com/009UFHo.gif

[brat.]

you missed legends high15

ah don't know her

[sleleen]

ah don't know her

stream ‘no drama’ and you will loov them

[reece(:]

We want Booty Luv, The 411 n All Saints!

[LukeB]

Doesn't Belle Amie only have one song :suspect:

[brat.]

We want Booty Luv, The 411 n All Saints!

ah considered miss all saints but my youthful wrinkle free self wasn't too familiar with all ha bops and she would just come dead last

[reece(:]

ah considered miss all saints but my youthful wrinkle free self wasn't too familiar with all ha bops and she would just come dead last

Careers were ended

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[reece(:]

Doesn't Belle Amie only have one song :suspect:

Nawt Belle Amie, what next the Dolly Rockers?

[brat.]

Nawt Belle Amie, what next the Dolly Rockers?

mess ah actually considered ha :shame:

[reece(:]

mess ah actually considered ha :shame:

There's a brand new girl that's going round
Turning the boys upside down, Gold Digger
She's an only child that's been away
Now she's back, no one's safe, Gold Digger

:dazzler:

[thisisdanny]

The amount of girlbands left out of this :fist:

[Black Dagger]

Lmao. Belle Amie.

I love credibility.

[brat.]

The amount of girlbands left out of this :fist:

well nAME THEM THEN :oh:

[RileyH]

Girls Can't Catch robbed

[LukeB]

Girls Can't Catch robbed

All I get is my echo, echo, echo
Echo, echo, echo
Echo, echo, echo, oh oh
https://media1.tenor.com/images/c1268e9c509ef70970aff7447fab84f9/tenor.gif?itemid=7915019

[LukeB]

Stan Parade
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[brat.]

Girls Can't Catch robbed

omg queens adding them onto the list

[brat.]

might add miss alien uncovered too :p

[RileyH]

All I get is my echo, echo, echo
Echo, echo, echo
Echo, echo, echo, oh oh
https://media1.tenor.com/images/c1268e9c509ef70970aff7447fab84f9/tenor.gif?itemid=7915019

Omg I still BOP to that & Keep Your Head Up

[RileyH]

might add miss alien uncovered too :p

they have songs?

[RileyH]

Why is this just British girlbands anyway you lil xenophobe

[brat.]

they have songs?

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[LukeB]

Fun Fact Phoebe from Girls Can't Catch was in another Girl Group on X Factor called Hope
who were iconic :p
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also Parade as a member from Hope too (Emily)

[brat.]

Fun Fact Phoebe from Girls Can't Catch was in another Girl Group on X Factor called Hope
who were iconic :p
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also Parade as a member from Hope too (Emily)

OMG they were iconic and one of them (cece?) got cut at bootcamp

[LukeB]

OMG they were iconic and one of them (cece?) got cut at bootcamp

Sisi but yeah :worry: she had a criminal record or something like that

[brat.]

Stan Parade
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omg ah didn't realise it was THIS song she's getting added

[brat.]

this will soon commence :devil:

[brat.]

ah loov all t'bands so last place is still one of my fave bands :dazzler:

[brat.]

14: Atomic Kitten

https://uploadir.com/u/frd8laai https://uploadir.com/u/nyyszyyr https://uploadir.com/u/shhrizyy

little ol' me LOOV'd Atomic Kitten and of course it birthed national treasures Natasha Hamilton and Kerry Katona (support sis on Celebes Go Dating coming to E4 soon) but honestly their stuff sounds so much more dated compared to the likes of Sugababes. Obviously it was 20 odd years ago but ah still BAWP to a lot of Sugababes and these chicks just didn't... cut it, the music was iconic at the time but generic and the the whiteness didn't have the same appeal to me as Sugababes, possibly should be higher than some of the others just for the credibility and the stamp on pop culture they had but ah just prefer all the other bands music (still loov them x)

My Top Picks


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[RileyH]

It's Ok & The Last Goodbye >

[brat.]

last minute entry for Office Girls?
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[Cal.]

If You Come To Me is a BANGER

shame on you

[montblanc]

Kerry Katona on This Morning :love:

[JerseyWins]

LOOV'd
You DON'T HAVETA SHOUT

[LukeB]

Whole Again is a classic

[brat.]

13: Girls Can't Catch

https://uploadir.com/u/1km7rskg https://uploadir.com/u/qsn25wwk https://uploadir.com/u/qtgl6ofb

ICONS! honestly they were snubbed from their record label and their debut songs had really great success considering they were a new girl band?? t'gals could've had a better name because hew says gals can't be atheletes :dazzler: lolo jones hew :dazzler: but keep ya head up was a bawp and echo deserved a GRAMMY, ah think with a better name and more songs they could've actually done really well

Top Picks


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[brat.]

Kerry Katona on This Morning :love:

there's another one when she's on coke and she's talking about how healthy ha pregnancy's been whilst her jaw is swinging :skull:

[RileyH]

I've been waiting for so long
You don't even know how long
I have been waiting for this day, hey

https://i.imgur.com/RRv0e1L.gif

[montblanc]

there's another one when she's on coke and she's talking about how healthy ha pregnancy's been whilst her jaw is swinging :skull:

I-

[brat.]

12: Parade
we are now in yellowgreen ladies :dazzler:

https://uploadir.com/u/kb4be7g7 https://uploadir.com/u/gvr55dz5 https://uploadir.com/u/iepwifjs

whew louder is a BAWP!! turn up LOUDER louderLOUDERlouderouuuAAAAHHH it brings tear to my eyes x
honestly ah bawped hard to this when it came out and hit t'top 10! miss perfume didn't perform as well but ah actualleh think ah prefer it? king of contoversy x
but in conclusion just like GCC, Parade was robbed of a career

Top Picks


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[reece(:]

Light Me Up > Louder

[Tony Montana]

Louder was my jam in year 11

[brat.]

11: Little Mix

https://i.imgur.com/YxZbPWw.png https://i.imgur.com/FICGOOe.png https://i.imgur.com/oQJoDj0.jpg

LM5 was a step in t'right direction but honestly the stuff before that is a bit kids boppeh? ah still stan them as a group but when it comes to music most of t'stuff other than songs like touch are stuff ah'd never listen to (DNA outsold their entire discography though) SAYING THAT, miss LM5 has some BAWPS like Joan of Arc, Woman Like Me, Wasabi and Think About Us which has a more modern feel so hew knews where t'girls will take t'geighs next :dazzler:
do feel kinda bad for putting them this low as ah loov them as a band :shame:

My Top Picks
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[montblanc]

Touch :love:

[RileyH]

DNA :love:

[LukeB]

:dazzler:
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[brat.]

ah feel bad :(

[montblanc]

stay strong sis :(

[Tony Montana]

Touch, Move, How ya doin, Change your life, Wings>>>>>>>>>>>>

[montblanc]

where's Marsh to pop in with an insult towards our Jesy Nelson

[brat.]

however no time to cry when we have our TOP 10 :dazzler: :dance:

https://uploadir.com/u/86xc6xcr https://uploadir.com/u/dklb27gy https://uploadir.com/u/pmgnniu0 https://uploadir.com/u/nwe1wlx6 https://uploadir.com/u/qtj7ovaw
https://uploadir.com/u/tdnk5fc3 https://uploadir.com/u/ogk1ok87 https://uploadir.com/u/2he0xsjq https://uploadir.com/u/604vd1hn https://uploadir.com/u/awiuetxd

[montblanc]

you say am on your mind how come you don't make time? oooh https://uploadir.com/u/nwe1wlx6

[RileyH]

Winners https://uploadir.com/u/awiuetxd

[brat.]

Winners https://uploadir.com/u/awiuetxd

no https://uploadir.com/u/86xc6xcr

[brat.]

miss four of diamonds pic being t'most professionals whew :dazzler:

[Marsh.]

where's Marsh to pop in with an insult towards our Jesy Nelson

:joker:

[armand.kay]

their song girls up is a BAWP

odvilhfkbv one of the girls went to my school

[brat.]

odvilhfkbv one of the girls went to my school

was it miss esther geneva sophia or flopbecca :dazzler:

[armand.kay]

was it miss esther geneva sophia or flopbecca :dazzler:

Ms Campbell
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/DBJWHT/esther-campbell-x-factor-finalists-bel-amie-performing-live-at-the-DBJWHT.jpg

[brat.]

Ms Campbell
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/DBJWHT/esther-campbell-x-factor-finalists-bel-amie-performing-live-at-the-DBJWHT.jpg

oh wow we stan! get me ha autograph!

[montblanc]

Ms Campbell
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/DBJWHT/esther-campbell-x-factor-finalists-bel-amie-performing-live-at-the-DBJWHT.jpg

we love a CBB entrance photo

[LaLaLand]

Where's THE BEST girlbands we've ever produced, All Saints and Eternal!?

[brat.]

Where's THE BEST girlbands we've ever produced, All Saints and Eternal!?

considered miss all saints but she'd be dead last so didn't bother

[reece(:]

Nn why are Little ****s out so early

[brat.]

Nn why are Little ****s out so early

the other girls just outsold

https://c8.alamy.com/comp/DBJWHT/esther-campbell-x-factor-finalists-bel-amie-performing-live-at-the-DBJWHT.jpg

[brat.]

however no time to cry when we have our TOP 10 :dazzler: :dance:

https://uploadir.com/u/86xc6xcr https://uploadir.com/u/dklb27gy https://uploadir.com/u/pmgnniu0 https://uploadir.com/u/nwe1wlx6 https://uploadir.com/u/qtj7ovaw
https://uploadir.com/u/tdnk5fc3 https://uploadir.com/u/ogk1ok87 https://uploadir.com/u/2he0xsjq https://uploadir.com/u/604vd1hn https://uploadir.com/u/awiuetxd

cut the top 10! cut the top10! :dance: :dance: :dance:

[RileyH]

Can you even name a Stooshe song other than Black Heart

[RileyH]

Or a Neon Jungle song other than Braveheart

[brat.]

Can you even name a Stooshe song other than Black Heart

love me was their best song and their cover of waterfalls was a bawp

[brat.]

Or a Neon Jungle song other than Braveheart

pay miss welcome to the jungle t'respect she deserves :hmph:

[brat.]

10: Belle Amie

https://uploadir.com/u/1zb2hwp2 https://uploadir.com/u/sjc50xji https://uploadir.com/u/hzlwif87

the SECOND best girl group to grace X-Factor (alien is t'best and miss dynamix come a close third) despite having t'controversy of naming their band the same thing as a gay porn studio the gals stayed strong and did what they had to do :p
considering they left so early in X-Factor getting their bop of girls up into the top 40 is iconic (we loov feminists!) and they had great performances on x-factor
they SHOULD be what Little Mix is now but miss geneva got too cocky and thought she was too good :oh: anyway the little mix before little mix gets a cute 10 :p

Top Picks

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[RileyH]

Their Airplanes performance >

[brat.]

Their Airplanes performance >

that was awful

[Mitchell]

Stooshe :love:

[montblanc]

bye why does the blonde one look like kt price https://uploadir.com/u/hzlwif87

[brat.]

just found this BAWP from belle amie WHEW

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[brat.]

S-S-Stand up!
Take it down!
We-we gonna do the ji-ji-jimmy shuffle
And turn this **** around
Stand up up up!
Take it down down down!
Put your ass in the air
Just put your ass in the air!

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UntimelyNewCardinal-max-1mb.gif

[Babayaro.]

No Bananarama but you include Four of Diamonds and Belle Amie...


Ok.

[brat.]

No Bananarama but you include Four of Diamonds and Belle Amie...


Ok.

But I mix up my drinks and I mix my feelings
Now my head's spinning
I mix up my drinks, I start giving in
And do stupid things like

Standing on the balcony
Staring at your eyes for too long
I let you get too close to me
I mix up my drinks, I do stupid things like
Feeding off your energy
Dancing like I'm taking you home
I let you get too close to me
I mix up my drinks, I do stupid things like

Stupid things like
I mix up my drinks, I do stupid things like

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/UntimelyNewCardinal-max-1mb.gif

[brat.]

9: Spice Girls

https://uploadir.com/u/y2va5g2x https://uploadir.com/u/54fgmhc8 https://uploadir.com/u/sig4lsce

this dress is dry clean only melanie :oh:
ZIGGAH ZIG AHHHH :dazzler: whew an international catchphrase
if ah was a dinosaur then the girls would be higher up but since im youthful and fresh they weren't really my time, however their songs are still BAWPS
perched for t'reunion with miss vic being put up on stage through a hologram
miss 4OD are coming for them being the first group signed to virgin since the :dazzler:


Top Picks

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[Strictly Jake]

That must be a mistake...