What the hell have they done to Thomas the Tank Engine?

[Rob!]

Remember when it was a cool little series with model trains and Ringo Starr telling us the story?

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Now’s it’s CGI, they all have annoying voices and Thomas belts out power ballads :skull:

[Glenn.]

You should ****ing see Noddy!!!!

[Rob!]

Why have they totally wrecked all these shows that all looked so individual and made them all look the same?

Kids today know NOTHING!

[Glenn.]

I still can’t get over teletubbies birthing children

[montblanc]

Why have they totally wrecked all these shows that all looked so individual and made them all look the same?

Kids today know NOTHING!

https://i.imgur.com/91sn32Q.jpg

[montblanc]

that thing has always scared the **** out of me

[Rob!]

I still can’t get over teletubbies birthing children

Dipsy always was an absolute lad

[Tony Montana]

I still can’t get over teletubbies birthing children

:skull:

[Shaun]

Dipsy always was an absolute lad

he invented toxic masculinity

[Oliver_W]

Thomas has been CGI for at least a decade, but yeah it's pretty hollow and craftless.



I still can’t get over teletubbies birthing children
Wanna know a foolproof way to remember which is which?

Po is short for Post Office, and post boxes are red
Lala sounds like yellow - well it doesn't, but it sounds more like "yellow" than Tinky Winky, Dipsy, or Po
Dipsy - sounds like deep sea, and the deep sea is kind of green
Tinky Winky - the one who's left

[James]

Since when did Thomas start going abroad? That never happened back in the day. :shrug:

[Crimson Dynamo]

he invented toxic masculinity

Not when Milo from the Tweenies exists

[Lostie!]

Thomas you made that song your own, and you remind me of a young Orient Express

[Alf]

Not when Milo from the Tweenies existsZippy from Rainbow will always be King in that department.

[Cherie]

:laugh2: this thread, you all sound so old :omgno: its progress innit

[Oliver_W]

I used to have nightmares that Max from Tweenies was trying to murder me :(

[Crimson Dynamo]

Zippy from Rainbow will always be King in that department.

And Hartley Hare and mungo the dog

[Crimson Dynamo]

I used to have nightmares that Max from Tweenies was trying to murder me :(

I expect Yew Tree got him

[reece(:]

It used to scare me when I was little

[Shaun]

Since when did Thomas start going abroad? That never happened back in the day. :shrug:

Channel Tunnel innit

[Morgan.]

Thomas has been CGI for at least a decade, but yeah it's pretty hollow and craftless.




Wanna know a foolproof way to remember which is which?

Po is short for Post Office, and post boxes are red
Lala sounds like yellow - well it doesn't, but it sounds more like "yellow" than Tinky Winky, Dipsy, or Po
Dipsy - sounds like deep sea, and the deep sea is kind of green
Tinky Kinky - the one who's left

That's funny, I don't remember ever seeing a Tinky Kinky. Gosh it shorrific what they'll put on tv nowadays - all those kiddies seeing the purple tellytubby bound and gagged :(

[Oliver_W]

That's funny, I don't remember ever seeing a Tinky Kinky. Gosh it shorrific what they'll put on tv nowadays - all those kiddies seeing the purple tellytubby bound and gagged :(

Oops, freudian typo! Must be the handbag and purpleness.

[Marsh.]

Thomas you made that song your own, and you remind me of a young Orient Express

:joker:

[Rob!]

Thomas you made that song your own, and you remind me of a young Orient Express

Starlight Express is next?

[Rob!]

The way he belts out those notes at the end though :skull: He’s a ****ing TRAIN

[LukeB]

The theme was iconic why change :oh:
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[Rob!]

The theme was iconic why change :oh:
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Tea honest to God

[Rob!]

I expect Yew Tree got him

If only

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