TiBB On Ice 2 - Week 4 - Back to School - Moniqua expelled

[Mitchell]

THIS WEEK

“You have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.”

“it's hard to see it making a particularly interesting routine”

“that was a performance i wanted for weeks”

“We LOVE a delinquent”

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/08/article-1354703-0D116504000005DC-369_468x865.jpg

“I really cannot see how it would amount to anything other than a car crash on the ice.”

“Came Here For Love is shook!”

[Morgan.]

Oh wow we love a mid afternoon event

[Underscore]

:firedevil:

[Ant.]

I KNOW what the "I Came Here For Love" comment is referring to and let me just say I was VERY ****ING GENEROUS with my score for that song

[thisisdanny]

I wanna know what song 6 is and who sent it :laugh2:

[Wizard.]

Just in time for me to finish school and get fingered behind the bike sheds!

[LukeB]

I feel 6 belongs to Nicky lmao

[Morgan.]

I feel 6 belongs to Nicky lmao

A* for pointing out the obvious

[LukeB]

A* for pointing out the obvious

I also feel 6 could belong to you or Sherzy :fan:

[Morgan.]

I also feel 6 could belong to you or Sherzy :fan:

:oh:

[Morgan.]

Mess actually it might be me :worry:

[thisisdanny]

Just in time for me to finish school and get fingered behind the bike sheds!

On a Sunday? What about CHURCH?

[Ant.]

On a Sunday? What about CHURCH?

#6 teas

[Ant.]

Mess actually it might be me :worry:

Nah, you would KNOW if you were #6

[Matthew.]

Oh I think I know what #6 is

[thisisdanny]

Oh I think I know what #6 is

Not Matthew admitting he submitted 6? :hehe:

[Ant.]

I swear Mitchell removed one of yall songs and forfeited yall from the round and he decided to **** **** up by submitting an awful song

[Wizard.]

is it the alphabet?

[Nicky91]

:skull: if people understand my song choice the wrong way

it was well suited within this theme :shrug:

[Matthew.]

Not Matthew admitting he submitted 6? :hehe:

The BLOODY cheek!

I most definitely did not submit No. 6! I spent ages searching for a decent song that would make sense and wouldn’t get me roasted to high heaven like last week :oh:

[Mitchell]

#6 teas

:joker:

[Matthew.]

Conspiracy Theory: There is no No. 6 and Mitchell told them all to pretend there is some random song to create suspense :idc:

[LukeB]

tbh i don't understand how 6 has anything to do with school :joker:

[Wizard.]

On a Sunday? What about CHURCH?

You're right, i'm getting molested by a priest.

[thisisdanny]

So 6 is a song do to with religion/a church idk which people probably sang at school?

[Mitchell]

Conspiracy Theory: There is no No. 6 and Mitchell told them all to pretend there is some random song to create suspense :idc:

People are gonna love the wait for number 6

[Morgan.]

People are gonna love the wait for number 6

If it's going last you can think again mrs

[Wizard.]

I have a CONSPIRACY that Nicky is number 6 because the show is before 6pm and he needs to submit his save me skate!

[Nicky91]

I have a CONSPIRACY that Nicky is number 6 because the show is before 6pm and he needs to submit his save me skate!

my save me skate i had submitted that few weeks ago though :laugh:


and no i've not chosen a wrong song :hehe:

[Nicky91]

last year me would make wrong song choices every week yeah but not now i've changed :idc:

[Matthew.]

Riley is that Bianca Gascoigne in your avi?

[Mitchell]

If it's going last you can think again mrs

It’s not last in the show

[Wizard.]

Riley is that Bianca Gascoigne in your avi?

No it's Rebecca More Milf AKA cock destroyer AKA slut!

[Matthew.]

No it's Rebecca More Milf AKA cock destroyer AKA slut!

She looks like Bianca Gascoigne

[Mitchell]

What if I told you that #6 is not Nicky and not a song that I submitted myself?

[Wizard.]

What if I told you that #6 is not Nicky and not a song that I submitted myself?

oops hope it wasn't me but tbh I know it isn't!

[thisisdanny]

What if I told you that #6 is not Nicky and not a song that I submitted myself?

Sherzy :fan:

[thisisdanny]

Wait. OF COURSE #6 belongs to Moniqua!!

[thisisdanny]

Moniqua is more messy than Nicky

[LukeB]

Did anyone bop to this when they were at school?
LjZ2zwXbta4

[Mitchell]

I bop to that now

[LukeB]

I bop to that now

Same :fan:

[Mitchell]

Also the pressure is on to stay this week as next week in the quarter finals, there will be 2 songs and two themes!

[Mitchell]

Speaking of school, one of my old teachers who worked at both my primary and secondary school just passed me, bitch

[Wizard.]

Also the pressure is on to stay this week as next week in the quarter finals, there will be 2 songs and two themes!

perched

[Mitchell]

Hello and welcome to TiBB On Ice!

This week we’re going back to school, and Professor Nick is back with us! And underscore is our substitute teacher for the day!

Starting the show is last weeks survivors Moniqua and Sinitta!

[Underscore]

ExPeCt ThE uNeXpEcTeD BITCH :devil::devil::devil::devil:

[Mitchell]

Moniqua and Sinitta
Easy Love by Sigala

Mont 3
Ant 6.5
Ross 7
Luke 4
Nick 4
Underscore: 5

Total: 29.5

Luke - not very creative with the choice and you and performance was weak! we are nearly at the semis!

Mont - Came Here For Love is shook!

Nick - Whilst not the most original or inspired song choice, it makes a basic routine that isn't particularly interesting but it hard to imagine this song working as an interesting ice skating routine.

Onto second period, with Sherzy and Anthea!

[Mitchell]

SherzyK and Anthea
Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

Mont 3
Ant 6
Ross 7.5
Luke 9
Nick 7
Underscore 6

Total 38.5

Underscore - A timeless classic, and a good link to the theme. I fail to see however how it would be executed with grace on the ice

Ross - A throwback! A fantastic skate sweetie https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/79/590x/secondary/Dancing-On-Ice-Dan-Whiston-1207620.jpg

Mont - This was a fookin MESS!

Hoping not to be sent to the headteachers office is Nicky and Didi!

[Mitchell]

Nicky and Didi
Hot For The Teacher by Van Halen

Mont 8
Ant 8
Ross 3
Luke 4.5
Nick 6
Underscore 2

Total 31.5

Underscore - Whilst maintaining a good link to the theme, I really cannot see how it would amount to anything other than a car crash on the ice.

Ant - now THAT is fitting music. It's exciting, but not too exciting. It's nice someone found a nice balance!

Nick - A lively and intense song, I can't see it working as an effective ice skating routine, it's an original choice that's fits the theme very nicely though.

It’s Maths time with Matthew and Aggie, Moniqua take note!

[Marsh.]

"Get your votes in by 4pm"

"Show starts 3.30pm"

:think:

[Underscore]

oop

[Ant.]

heres the moment of truth...

[Mitchell]

What can I say? I’m an unprofessional host, whew!

[Ant.]

okay so Nicky didnt submit #6 :skull:

I'm guessing it's from a certain someone who sticks around like a bad smell

[Mitchell]

Riley and Sam
Break the Rules by Charli XCX

Mont 7.5
Ant 5.5
Ross 5.5
Luke 7
Nick 8
Underscore 4

Total 37.5

Mont - We LOVE a delinquent! But be careful on them spins sweetie before you break them ankles instead of the rules x

Nick - Can see this song making a really interesting routine, an original and inspired choice that could lead to some interesting choreography with lots of room for creative moves.

As Riley broke the rules earlier regarding revealing his songs, he will be on chewing gum removal duty.

Morgan and Perri are next!

[Wizard.]

omg how is Came Here for Love and Hollaback Girl school related BITCH

[thisisdanny]

I thought Matthew was next

[thisisdanny]

omg how is Came Here for Love and Hollaback Girl school related BITCH

Easy Love, cos it says ABC in the song, and Holloback Girl because it spells Bananas :skull:

[Mitchell]

Oops I skipped Matthew

[Mitchell]

It’s marsh’s fault!!

[Wizard.]

Easy Love, cos it says ABC in the song, and Holloback Girl because it spells Bananas :skull:

that's some STRETCH :skull: oh well I beat Nicky this week woooo *shakes tits on ice*

[Ant.]

omg how is Came Here for Love and Hollaback Girl school related BITCH

hollaback girl LITERALLY takes place inside a school you twinkle feet

[Mitchell]

Matthew and Aggie
1+1 by Beyoncé

Mont 7.5
Ant 4.5
Ross 8
Luke 6
Nick 6
Underscore 8

Total 40

Underscore- I can easily see how this song can and would develop on the ice, it would make for a very beautiful performance. The song itself links superbly to the theme at hand! Easily one of my favourites this week

Ant - I mean, I GUESS it is to do with a subject. But it's just very slow and boring. Plus it's a family show. Yikes. Slow dancing on ice isn't cute! You may as well just be standing still

Ross - Who doesn’t love some Beyoncé

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/08/article-1354703-0D116504000005DC-369_468x865.jpg

[LukeB]

Something tells me Matthew likes Beyonce :smug:

[Ant.]

Easy Love is where I got very generous

[Underscore]

Proud :clap1:

[Ant.]

oh wow I feel mean now

[Underscore]

oh wow I feel mean now

should do

[thisisdanny]

Am scared :skull:

[Wizard.]

So I submit a slow song and it's boring but Matthew submits a slow song barely related to the theme and he TOPS the leaderboard VGHVHGVSHVDDS

[thisisdanny]

I'm confused has #6 been yet?

[Wizard.]

I'm Melody getting no praise for a headbanger but Matthew is Wes doing it one week later and the judges suck his dick

[Ant.]

So I submit a slow song and it's boring but Matthew submits a slow song barely related to the theme and he TOPS the leaderboard VGHVHGVSHVDDS

me being consistent with ranking the slow and boring songs low? :clap1:

[LukeB]

So I submit a slow song and it's boring but Matthew submits a slow song barely related to the theme and he TOPS the leaderboard VGHVHGVSHVDDS

I wouldn't say Break The Rules is a slow song but i gave yours higher than beyonce :hee:

[Wizard.]

I wouldn't say Break The Rules is a slow song but i gave yours higher than beyonce :hee:

Thanks but I meant last week when I submitted Part of Your World

[Mitchell]

Morgan and Perri
Leave (Get Out) by JoJo

Mont 8.5
Ant 7
Ross 6
Luke 8
Nick 7
Underscore 4

Total 40.5

Ant - I would've scored higher but your partner took "get out, right now!" too literally :worry: you did a good solo though

Nick - A really fun choice, the song has a nice chorus which makes a nice routine with lots of room for an interesting skate. The songs itself tells a nice story that can make an interesting routine.

Our final skate tonight comes from Danny and Jake.

[Underscore]

my god I'm such a strict judge!

[Ant.]

I'm confused has #6 been yet?

no but I got a feeling that the song's from the same person who us judges thought Nicky submitted that song last week

[Wizard.]

oops Danny's getting it

[Ant.]

Danny I swear to ****ing god if you submitted #6 I'm not gonna be happy

[Ant.]

Wait nvm

[Mitchell]

Danny and Jake
Whole Lotta History by Girls Aloud

Mont 6.5
Ant 5
Ross 8.5
Luke 10
Nick 6
Underscore 4

Total 44

Ross - YES BITCH! You DID THAT! We love the performance of the series https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e7/34/ae/e734ae5e1fb782ecd43d303e6a0587a2.jpg

Luke - -cries on Ross's shoulders!- that was amazing, that was a performance i wanted for weeks, you and your partner showed great chemistry (:fan:) those lifts were phenomenal the three s's were spot on

Mont - Whole lotta stumbling!

Let’s see the leaderboard before breaktime!

[thisisdanny]

I'm so confused is it me?

[Ant.]

can I say who i think submitted #6 :smug:

[thisisdanny]

RileyH and Jake did #6? for their return skate

[Wizard.]

NOt me being third bottom from the leaderboard :( Fuq I'm gone next week :cry:

[Ant.]

RileyH and Jake did #6? for their return skate

The moment I saw Nicky didn't submit #6 I ****ing KNEW RileyH submitted #6

[Mitchell]

Can someone do the leaderboard I’m in Argos :joker:

[Matthew.]

Something tells me Matthew likes Beyonce :smug:

Oh wow I never even noticed that’s my 2nd Beyonce song :joker:

[LukeB]

Ant YOU ARE CANCELLED

[thisisdanny]

1. Danny and Jake - 44
2. Morgan and Perri - 40.5
3. Matthew and Aggie - 40
4. Sherzy and Anthea - 38.5
5. Riley and Sam - 37.5
6. Nicky and Didi - 31.5
7. Moniqua and Sinitta - 29.5

[thisisdanny]

Ant I can't believe you gave Whole Lotta History a 5 :bawling:

[thisisdanny]

It was between Whole Lotta History and Can't Speak French but I chose my favourite of the 2

[Mitchell]

Lines are now open! PM me your rankings from 7 (fav couple) to 1 (least fav couple), anyone can vote! Join us at 6pm for the results where we will have two performances from former students RileyH and Jake! (One of whom is #6)

[Wizard.]

LEADERBOARD

Danny and Jake - Whole Lotta History by Girls Aloud 44

Morgan and Perri - Leave (Get Out) by JoJo 40.5

Matthew and Aggie - 1+1 by Beyoncé 40

SherzyK and Anthea - Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani 38.5

Riley and Sam - Break the Rules by Charli XCX 37.5

Nicky and Didi - Hot For The Teacher by Van Halen 31.5

Moniqua and Sinitta - Easy Love by Sigala 29.5

[LukeB]

It was between Whole Lotta History and Can't Speak French but I chose my favourite of the 2

Poor Biology

[thisisdanny]

Poor Biology

I didn't even think of that one lol until Ant mentioned it in the other thread which basically made it void

[LukeB]

I was expecting this
jd_4OrFH3EU

[Matthew.]

From SherzyK

https://i.imgur.com/eIHOWX9.jpg

[LukeB]

I didn't even think of that one lol until Ant mentioned it in the other thread which basically made it void

and this
t-Yt9FOkxuk

[Wizard.]

BUT so basically people can just submit girls aloud songs and always get good scores? Get some decent judges for series 3!

[Ant.]

Ant I can't believe you gave Whole Lotta History a 5 :bawling:

if only you submitted Miss Biology!

[Wizard.]

And make Nick a permanent judge, he actually seems to know what he is talking about!

[LukeB]

Judges to put Riley on the bottom of their votes and send him home?

[Wizard.]

The best judging panel would be: Ant, Marsh, Nick and Amy Jade! Get Ross and LukeB and Mont OUT

[LukeB]

BUT so basically people can just submit girls aloud songs and always get good scores? Get some decent judges for series 3!

Well no.

[Mitchell]

Underscore is never judging again btw

[Wizard.]

Judges to put Riley on the bottom of their votes and send him home?

I'll have you.

[Wizard.]

Underscore is never judging again btw

whew

[Nick.]

Just voted, was a lot of fun marking all your songs, best of luck all x

[LukeB]

I know who 6 belongs too! it's very obvious looking at the other song which was also tragic.

[Mitchell]

Let’s be real, nobody would score beautiful because you loved me high

[Matthew.]

So I submit a slow song and it's boring but Matthew submits a slow song barely related to the theme and he TOPS the leaderboard VGHVHGVSHVDDS

Oh wow!

https://media.giphy.com/media/jxddhB7u1b4LRJGJxS/giphy.gif

[LukeB]

Let’s be real, nobody would score beautiful because you loved me high

Or life got cold?

[Wizard.]

Just voted, was a lot of fun marking all your songs, best of luck all x

Thanks for giving me your highest score, we know who the BELOVED real Karen of the series is whew

[thisisdanny]

BUT so basically people can just submit girls aloud songs and always get good scores? Get some decent judges for series 3!

It had History in the title :fist:

[Wizard.]

It had History in the title :fist:

The theme wasn't dusty old songs dear

[Mitchell]

I’m satisfied that 8 of the 9 songs fitted the theme.

[Morgan.]

Ahh we love a JoJo bop being #2

[Cherie]

The best judging panel would be: Ant, Marsh, Nick and Amy Jade! Get Ross and LukeB and Mont OUT

Ow you little toe rag :oh:

[LukeB]

Not Marsh being a good judge when he never scores

[Cherie]

Can I withdraw my Riley votes please he gets nil points from me

[montblanc]

The best judging panel would be: Ant, Marsh, Nick and Amy Jade! Get Ross and LukeB and Mont OUT

bitch i gave your hoe ass a good score this week :oh:

[Underscore]

Underscore is never judging again btw

:oh: i did you a favour!

[LukeB]

bitch i gave your hoe ass a good score this week :oh:

I gave him a good score all the time :hmph: especially last week!

[Morgan.]

:oh: i did you a favour!

And WHY did I only get a 4 missy

[Wizard.]

Can I withdraw my Riley votes please he gets nil points from me

And you cherie I loved your originality last series

[Matthew.]

Ow you little toe rag :oh:

Umm it’s “Owww woman beater” but you tried, and that’s the main thing :hee:

[Mitchell]

:oh: i did you a favour!

Shall we reveal your score for #6?

[RileyH]

Screaming as soon as I saw the theme I was like 'hmm who's gonna bop to Jojo' turns out it was Morgan king top of my vote :clap1:

[montblanc]

Screaming as soon as I saw the theme I was like 'hmm who's gonna bop to Jojo' turns out it was Morgan king top of my vote :clap1:

tea :clap1:

[Morgan.]

Screaming as soon as I saw the theme I was like 'hmm who's gonna bop to Jojo' turns out it was Morgan king top of my vote :clap1:

tea :clap1:

:clap1:

[Underscore]

And WHY did I only get a 4 missy

In retrospect I'd have given it higher

[Underscore]

Shall we reveal your score for #6?

:fist:

[Morgan.]

In retrospect I'd have given it higher

This just ISNT good enough

[Wizard.]

WHy do gays love JoJo it’s not even a good or memorable song and she’s no longer relevant

[Mitchell]

JoJo was in GBF so she will always be relevant

[Morgan.]

WHy do gays love JoJo it’s not even a good or memorable song and she’s no longer relevant

Leave (Get Out)

[Underscore]

This just ISNT good enough

lob5tFOm_3Y

[Mitchell]

Also get ready for a huge outrage over one of next weeks themes, Muppets week will look friendly

[Morgan.]

Also get ready for a huge outrage over one of next weeks themes, Muppets week will look friendly

Twenty one pilots week is COMING :clap1:

[RileyH]

Also get ready for a huge outrage over one of next weeks themes, Muppets week will look friendly

Victorious week :clap1:

[Wizard.]

Also get ready for a huge outrage over one of next weeks themes, Muppets week will look friendly

Mary, hold me

[Mitchell]

Twenty one pilots week is COMING :clap1:

All of a sudden the overtones week on dancing on ice doesn’t seem so bad

[Wizard.]

Where is Drag Queen week tho honestly you had ONE JOB

[Morgan.]

In retrospect I'd have given it higher

Mitchell, Underscore wants to make my score higher, it's only fair this request is accepted x

[Morgan.]

Muppets week was horrendous I'd never bloody watched it then I got sent the **** home

[Nicky91]

not gonna send my save me skate song again, if i'm in skate off use the one i sent you last time Mitchell :hee:

[Nicky91]

i'll be in skate off for sure, and i think i'm going home strategic scoring this :idc:

[Wizard.]

Martine McCutcheon week :love:

[Nicky91]

Ant we got some things to discuss tbh exciting but not that exciting it's literally a song about falling in love with your teacher :fist:

[Morgan.]

i'll be in skate off for sure, and i think i'm going home strategic scoring this :idc:

DRAG us

[Morgan.]

It's gonna be The Vamps week isn't it :dance:

[montblanc]

WHy do gays love JoJo it’s not even a good or memorable song and she’s no longer relevant

jojo is a queen DON’T you start

[Amy Jade]

Am voting now

[RileyH]

Ant we got some things to discuss tbh exciting but not that exciting it's literally a song about falling in love with your teacher :fist:

educate him!

[montblanc]

Ant we got some things to discuss tbh exciting but not that exciting it's literally a song about falling in love with your teacher :fist:

get him :fist:

[Mitchell]

It's gonna be The Vamps week isn't it :dance:

That would be BEAUTIFUL

[montblanc]

whenever i hear the hot for teacher song i think of the trisha paytas version and music video :skull:

[Morgan.]

Woah oh oh she needs a wildheart she needs a wildheart I got a wildheart :dance:

[Mitchell]

Could you resend it nicky hun

[montblanc]

That would be BEAUTIFUL

everyone is getting a 1 x

[Nicky91]

honestly hot for teacher is better song choice in this theme, than easy love :fan: which i didn't know was about school or teacher

[Wizard.]

I’ll be here at 6 to submit my own skate off song should I undeservedly find myself there.

[Mitchell]

Woah oh oh she needs a wildheart she needs a wildheart I got a wildheart :dance:

Mont: 10
Ant: 10
Ross : 10
Luke: 10
Barry: 10
Underscore: 4

Total - 54

[Morgan.]

everyone is getting a 1 x

Tonight we'll dance I'll be yours and you'll be miiiiiiiiiine :dazzler:

[Wizard.]

honestly hot for teacher is better song choice in this theme, than easy love :fan: which i didn't know was about school or teacher

When I kissed the Teacher by ABBA would’ve been better I was thinking about choosing that but I know it would’ve scored low by these cretins.

[Nicky91]

When I kissed the Teacher by ABBA would’ve been better I was thinking about choosing that but I know it would’ve scored low by these cretins.

they don't want me to win i guess :laugh:

[Mitchell]

Tonight we'll dance I'll be yours and you'll be miiiiiiiiiine :dazzler:

Morgan is immune x

[Morgan.]

Oh I've figured it out - it's Ella Eyre week :dance2:

[Mitchell]

Oh I've figured it out - it's Ella Eyre week :dance2:

Nicky to submit be our guest?

[Morgan.]

Nicky to submit be our guest?

Aaahkhjgghjmkgg

[Amy Jade]

Nicky was wwwwwaaaay underscored in my opinion. His song choice was brilliant!

[Nicky91]

:nono: i won't do that

[Mitchell]

Nicky was wwwwwaaaay underscored in my opinion. His song choice was brilliant!

Ngl I thought him and Morgan would be the top two

[LukeB]

When I kissed the Teacher by ABBA would’ve been better I was thinking about choosing that but I know it would’ve scored low by these cretins.

Actually i would have scored it an 9.5 :hee:

[Nick.]

When I kissed the Teacher by ABBA would’ve been better I was thinking about choosing that but I know it would’ve scored low by these cretins.

Nah this song would have slapped

[Amy Jade]

My first thought were Kissed The Teacher and Schools Out by Alice Cooper

[Wizard.]

Nicky was wwwwwaaaay underscored in my opinion. His song choice was brilliant!

TEA and me

[Wizard.]

My first thought were Kissed The Teacher and Schools Out by Alice Cooper

I was gonna do Schools Out but thought it too obvious and I was SHOOK nobody did it

[Mitchell]

I was expecting Biology, 1+1, Schools Out and Break the Rules

[montblanc]

Nicky was wwwwwaaaay underscored in my opinion. His song choice was brilliant!

tea!

[Amy Jade]

I was gonna do Schools Out but thought it too obvious and I was SHOOK nobody did it

If Mitchell had asked me to judge you'd have gotten like an 8 for that, it's a classic and as a theme it means you could rock out and play up to the novelty

[Wizard.]

I was expecting Biology, 1+1, Schools Out and Break the Rules

you were expecting 1+1? Really bitch.

[Mitchell]

you were expecting 1+1? Really bitch.

Yeah, 1+1 can be linked to maths, especially with sentences about algebra

[Wizard.]

okurrrrrr

Here for Foreign Languages week when I can submit Cardi B for speaking in tongues

[Denver]

This proves why I should be a permanent judge

[Denver]

Also why the **** was Electricity from Billy Elliot not picked

[Mitchell]

okurrrrrr

Here for Foreign Languages week when I can submit Cardi B for speaking in tongues

Hun you’re coming off bitter x

[Mitchell]

Also why the **** was Electricity from Billy Elliot not picked

Cos it’s not speaking in a cockney accent week?

[Denver]

Cos it’s not speaking in a cockney accent week?

Billy Elliot is set in Newcastle though

[Wizard.]

Hun you’re coming off bitter x

Good cause I am :hee:

[Mitchell]

Billy Elliot is set in Newcastle though

Tbf ive only seen the Dean-Charles Chapman version and Tom Holland briefly sing it in an interview

[montblanc]

okurrrrrr

Here for Foreign Languages week when I can submit Cardi B for speaking in tongues

i’m a #Barb so prepare for a 0 :devil:

[LukeB]

Good cause I am :hee:

You had a good score though, idgi

[Denver]

Tbf ive only seen the Dean-Charles Chapman version and Tom Holland briefly sing it in an interview

You are a scumbag dear

[Mitchell]

Good cause I am :hee:

It’s making your wrinkles look bad hun

[Wizard.]

It’s making your wrinkles look bad hun

I dooonnnnn'''tttt carreeeeee I said I don't carreeeeeee woooo I'll just get botox

[Wizard.]

I just liked last series because it introduced me to a lot of songs I never really listened to but these season 2 girls really giving us the same old same old

[Denver]

I just liked last series because it introduced me to a lot of songs I never really listened to but these season 2 girls really giving us the same old same old

What happens when 80% of the line up is in year 7

[Denver]

I just liked last series because it introduced me to a lot of songs I never really listened to but these season 2 girls really giving us the same old same old

What happens when 80% of the line up is in year 7

[thisisdanny]

What happens when 80% of the line up is in year 7

COW am a grown up :p

[Wizard.]

What happens when 80% of the line up is in year 7

this tea is PIPING hot!

[Wizard.]

By the way this is in no way a criticism of Mitchell lol I love this game just hate the remaining contestants bar Nicky and a couple of the judges (Ross and Mont)

[Wizard.]

by hate I mean fake hate for the sakes of drama

[Mitchell]

Half an hour!

[Ant.]

By the way this is in no way a criticism of Mitchell lol I love this game just hate the remaining contestants bar Nicky and a couple of the judges (Ross and Mont)

YOU said you wanted me to be a judge!

[Wizard.]

YOU said you wanted me to be a judge!

Not let it be made clear, Ross and Mont are the one I hate!! They keep slagging me off!

[Ant.]

Not let it be made clear, Ross and Mont are the one I hate!! They keep slagging me off!

Oh oops thank you! I agree **** MONT

[Matthew.]

By the way this is in no way a criticism of Mitchell lol I love this game just hate the remaining contestants bar Nicky and a couple of the judges (Ross and Mont)

Wow thanks

[Wizard.]

Wow thanks

I hate you because you're doing so well sweetie.

[Mitchell]

The lines are now CLOSED

[Matthew.]

I hate you because you're doing so well sweetie.

Wow thanks! :love:

[Wizard.]

The lines are now CLOSED

I'm ready to skate my pussy off.

[Mitchell]

The first couple safe is...

[Mitchell]

MORGAN AND PERRI!

Now, before we reveal who else is safe, who wants to find out who #6 is?

[Mitchell]

Jake and Beth
Frera Jaques

Mont 1
Ant 0.5
Ross 2.5
Luke 2
Nick 3
Underscore 4

Ross - https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQ1EGLM5iyH4BJmekw5AasDvbKRVPi phfiQKPE_CIp7Z5AWnvfi

Luke - what the **** was this? it would be perfect if this was church week though but i don't get how it's school :suspect: and you fell over a lot and missed a lot steps! overall it was a disaster

Ant - I can't even think of what to say. First of all, the song's about a ****ing priest ringing bells, and unless you're trying to be cute by saying "ha they have bells in school so it counts " it ****ing does not. And if the **** context wasn't enough, it's just ****ing slow. At least people were trying with other over the top songs. I don't think you ****ing tried at all. You have all the grace of a reversing dump trunk without any tyres on. You better be glad I can't mark negatively. P.S. Don't even try and bite back with "churches have Sunday school" because nobody goes "back" to Sunday school and having the Ten Commandments explained to you isn't educational. I just hope you stay in Frera Jacques' church because your funeral is imminent. You ****ed up your TiBB on Ice career and it ends here.

Total 13

[Wizard.]

I fookin love ferroro jacka

[Nicky91]

Respect Mitchell :clap1: :clap1: that i could be online for the most part of this

[Mitchell]

The next couple safe is...

[Mitchell]

NICKY and DIDI!

[Mitchell]

The first couple in the skate off is...

[Wizard.]

Woo well done Nicky

[Mitchell]

Moniqua and Sinitta :(

[Mitchell]

Before we find out who is joining Moniqua and Sinitta in the skate off, it’s time to welcome back RileyH and Wes to show everyone why they think they shouldn’t have been eliminated

[Underscore]

omfg mess at giving me jaques the highest score

[Mitchell]

RileyH and Wes
Pretty Girl by Stefflon Don

Mont 7
Ant 7
Ross 6.5
Luke 4
Nick 6
Underscore 5


Ross - I have nothing to say so here’s me crying over my face lift being delayed https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/article-1298285870360-0d1269ce000005dc-92759_223x335.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=223%2C335

Ant - It's got spunk! I like it. Nicely choreographed

Nick - Whilst this song ****ing slaps, it's original and creative although considering the song is pretty samey, it's hard to see it making a particularly interesting routine.

Total 35.5

[Matthew.]

Jake and Beth
Frera Jaques

Mont 1
Ant 0.5
Ross 2.5
Luke 2
Nick 3
Underscore 4

Ross - https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcQ1EGLM5iyH4BJmekw5AasDvbKRVPi phfiQKPE_CIp7Z5AWnvfi

Luke - what the **** was this? it would be perfect if this was church week though but i don't get how it's school :suspect: and you fell over a lot and missed a lot steps! overall it was a disaster

Ant - I can't even think of what to say. First of all, the song's about a ****ing priest ringing bells, and unless you're trying to be cute by saying "ha they have bells in school so it counts " it ****ing does not. And if the **** context wasn't enough, it's just ****ing slow. At least people were trying with other over the top songs. I don't think you ****ing tried at all. You have all the grace of a reversing dump trunk without any tyres on. You better be glad I can't mark negatively. P.S. Don't even try and bite back with "churches have Sunday school" because nobody goes "back" to Sunday school and having the Ten Commandments explained to you isn't educational. I just hope you stay in Frera Jacques' church because your funeral is imminent. You ****ed up your TiBB on Ice career and it ends here.

Total 13

Hmm

[Moniqua]

OMG WOT HAPPENED HOW DID AH END UP IN T'BOTTOM THAT'S SO SAD WHEW :(:worry:

[Mitchell]

Moniqua, do you want me to use the song you originally sent in before you realised the theme was school last week as save me skate?

[Moniqua]

Moniqua, do you want me to use the song you originally sent in before you realised the theme was school last week as save me skate?

no

[Mitchell]

no

Send me a save me skate then x

[RileyH]

Not 35.5 I was ROBBED!

[Mitchell]

The next couple safe is...

[Mitchell]

Danny and Jake!

Also safe are...

[Mitchell]

SHERZY and ANTHEA!


Which leaves Riley and Sam and Matthew and Aggie, the final couple safe is...

[Moniqua]

save me guys :(

[Wizard.]

Feeling like Saara undeservedly being the bottom 2 :(

[Wizard.]

Please save me guys I want this more

[Moniqua]

ah'll send feet pics :worry:

[Mitchell]

MATTHEW and AGGIE!

Which sadly means Riley and Sam will skate for survival

[Morgan.]

Who the **** is Frankie and what has she done with my Perri

[Wizard.]

Me and Sam are gonna give our all for this skate off it’ll blow your skates off!

[Matthew.]

MATTHEW and AGGIE!

Which sadly means Riley and Sam will skate for survival

Thank you! :love:

[Mitchell]

Who the **** is Frankie and what has she done with my Perri

Wasn’t she your partner last year lmao

[thisisdanny]

Not Riley insulting all the judges before being voted into the skate off :devil:

[Moniqua]

Sinitta n Moniqua: we sort of feel underestimated in this competiton, so we have no choice but to SNATCH in this skate off

GET READY :devil:

[Wizard.]

I have wanted to perform this since the beginning so glad I’m getting the chance now against Monique who rigged me out of GAME 2.0

[Mitchell]

Skating for survival with Kelly Rowland’s work, it’s Riley and Sam