Birthday Eve

[Alf]

Don't forget my cards and presents tomorrow.

Making this thread gives you ample time to come up with something good for my birthday. Get thinking! and don't let me down.

[Christmas Dynasnow]

inb4 someone posts "happy birthday for tomorrow"

[Marsh.]

Happy Birthday for tomorrow

[Cherry Christmas]

A framed Tommy Robinson photo

[Cherry Christmas]

Or a flagpole for your garden

[Cherry Christmas]

Or Union Jack flip flops

[Cherry Christmas]

A fish supper

[Cherry Christmas]

Tickets to the Rugby

[Cherry Christmas]

I’m enjoying myself too much :omgno:

[Twosugars]

adult nappies, just in case?

[bots]

A date with Gemma Collins and a 2019 Ariana Grande calendar

[Cherry Christmas]

adult nappies, just in case?

A date with Gemma Collins and a 2019 Ariana Grande calendar

Now we are talking

[Cherry Christmas]

A pint of your finest English ale

[Tony Montana]

A collection of classic sitcom dvds

[Cherry Christmas]

British waters

[Alf]

Sounds like Cherie is going to spoil me.

Don't suppose you could throw in a night at the theatre too, Cherie? I've always fancied going to one of those Russian ballet's.

[Cherry Christmas]

A French bulldog

[Tinsel Toes]

Don't forget my cards and presents tomorrow.

Making this thread gives you ample time to come up with something good for my birthday. Get thinking! and don't let me down.

Pork pie do ya Alf - with ribbons of course !

[Alf]

In all honesty, pipe tobacco will be suffice.

Scotch always comes in handy too.

[Alf]

Pork pie do ya Alf - with ribbons of course !You couldn't make it steak and kidney could you?

[Tinsel Toes]

You couldn't make it steak and kidney could you?

Clarks pie in the post then ! everyone swears by their snake and pygmy :joker:
or do you not know of clarks pies ?

[Alf]

Clarks pie in the post then ! everyone swears by their snake and pygmy :joker:
or do you not know of clarks pies ?I know of his shoes.

[Tinsel Toes]

I know of his shoes.

Yeah their trekkers made blokes look like they had pies on their feet :joker::joker: or was it pasties ?