Birthday Eve

[Alf]

Don't forget my cards and presents tomorrow.

Making this thread gives you ample time to come up with something good for my birthday. Get thinking! and don't let me down.

[Crimson Dynamo]

inb4 someone posts "happy birthday for tomorrow"

[Marsh.]

Happy Birthday for tomorrow

[Cherie]

A framed Tommy Robinson photo

[Cherie]

Or a flagpole for your garden

[Cherie]

Or Union Jack flip flops

[Cherie]

A fish supper

[Cherie]

Tickets to the Rugby

[Cherie]

I’m enjoying myself too much :omgno:

[Twosugars]

adult nappies, just in case?

[bots]

A date with Gemma Collins and a 2019 Ariana Grande calendar

[Cherie]

adult nappies, just in case?

A date with Gemma Collins and a 2019 Ariana Grande calendar

Now we are talking

[Cherie]

A pint of your finest English ale

[Tony Montana]

A collection of classic sitcom dvds

[Cherie]

British waters

[Alf]

Sounds like Cherie is going to spoil me.

Don't suppose you could throw in a night at the theatre too, Cherie? I've always fancied going to one of those Russian ballet's.

[Cherie]

A French bulldog

[hijaxers]

Don't forget my cards and presents tomorrow.

Making this thread gives you ample time to come up with something good for my birthday. Get thinking! and don't let me down.

Pork pie do ya Alf - with ribbons of course !

[Alf]

In all honesty, pipe tobacco will be suffice.

Scotch always comes in handy too.

[Alf]

Pork pie do ya Alf - with ribbons of course !You couldn't make it steak and kidney could you?

[hijaxers]

You couldn't make it steak and kidney could you?

Clarks pie in the post then ! everyone swears by their snake and pygmy :joker:
or do you not know of clarks pies ?

[Alf]

Clarks pie in the post then ! everyone swears by their snake and pygmy :joker:
or do you not know of clarks pies ?I know of his shoes.

[hijaxers]

I know of his shoes.

Yeah their trekkers made blokes look like they had pies on their feet :joker::joker: or was it pasties ?