To be fair

[Alf]

I've dominated the Friday night/Saturday morning chat.

I'm in my forties and I'm still out partying you comotozed Milleniuls.

[Alf]

I'm so funny, I even laugh at myself.

[Alf]

Give me attention.

[thesheriff443]

You will get a detention at this rate

[Alf]

You do to Gemma Collins, and she wouldn't last five minutes with old Alf

[thesheriff443]

You need a girlfriend

[Alf]

You need a girlfriendYou're not wrong.

Although that would limit my freedom

[Mokka]

Let's be honest, were you partying or just staying up all night watching old sitcoms

[Jessica.]

Weird

[Alf]

Quarter to 9 in the UK, you think I'm a fake?

[Matthew.]

Let's be honest, were you partying or just staying up all night watching old sitcoms

Plot Twist: He just woke up early :shrug:

[Alf]

I was at the KC stadium last night, to watch the mighty Hull FC, get a good stuffing, and you doubt my integrity?

[Alf]

If it can happen to LT, it can happen to you.

I''ll defend you all the same.

Nothing against the mod's, I understand you're under pressure.

My advice is', don't play party politics

[Niamh.]

Well Alf I watched 2 documentaries and was in bed by 12, like a proper 40 year old [emoji12]

[Nicky91]

If it can happen to LT, it can happen to you.

I''ll defend you all the same.

Nothing against the mod's, I understand you're under pressure.

My advice is', don't play party politics

you don't have to defend me :wavey: :fan:

[Alf]

you don't have to defend me :wavey: :fan:I would be honoured and privlidged to defend you Young Nicholas, you are a modern day legend on this forum.

You should be proud of yourself.

[Nicky91]

I would be honoured and privlidged to defend you Young Nicholas, you are a modern day legend on this forum.

You shouldbe proud of yourself.

:blush: