Taking the piss out of accents/dialect

[JerseyWins]

Could be within your country, anywhere overseas, even your own, no one is SAFE from poking a bit of fun at in this thread :devil: You can also throw in different phrases you see people from other areas use.

I'll start with this format:

Me: Somebody ate literally the last banana, what the hell man!
UK person: Sum-buddy ate litchraly t'lost banawwwnawww, wuh the 'ell m8! Das mad innit?

(idk what part of UK this would be most comparable to, or if I'm combining accents here :hehe:)

[JerseyWins]

If this thread is stupid or too much, you can just lock/delete it tbh :joker:

[JerseyWins]

Me: Holy! Ant pissed the couch again!
Canada: 'oooly! Ant pissed the coach ageen

[Underscore]

uk person: Sum-buddy ate litchraly t'lost banawwwnawww, wuh the 'ell m8! Das mad innit?

1102717319925690368

[JerseyWins]

1102717319925690368
Ja know wuh :laugh2: That's another good one :clap1:

[RileyH]

Sum-buddy ate litchraly t'lost banawwwnawww, wuh the 'ell m8! Das mad innit?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/378a40831d1001c96af434aa24b6dd97/tenor.gif?itemid=5850917

[JerseyWins]

Is anyone else gonna join in :suspect:

[Liam-]

Is anyone else gonna join in :suspect:

Nah, we’ll just let you look dumb :hee:

[Ant.]

UK person: Sum-buddy ate litchraly t'lost banawwwnawww, wuh the 'ell m8! Das mad innit?

(idk what part of UK this would be most comparable to, or if I'm combining accents here :hehe:)

https://media1.giphy.com/media/vGQPgOP3ZmclW/giphy.gif

[JerseyWins]

Nah, we’ll just let you look dumb :hee:
:joker:

[Ant.]

Nah, we’ll just let you look dumb :hee:

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Me: Holy! Ant pissed the couch again!
Canada: 'oooly! Ant pissed the coach ageen

https://i.imgur.com/AoUHIws.gif

[Underscore]

Me: Holy! Ant pissed the couch again!
Canada: 'oooly! Ant pissed the coach ageen

this is true. he is incontinent

[Ant.]

this is true. he is incontinent

I literally pissed on the couch because I had a seizure but the funny thing is the pee didn't look as a dirty yellow as that blond head of ours!

[JerseyWins]

I literally pissed on the couch because I had a seizure but the funny thing is the pee didn't look as a dirty yellow as that blond head of ours!
litchraly*

[Underscore]

I literally pissed on the couch because I had a seizure but the funny thing is the pee didn't look as a dirty yellow as that blond head of ours!

keep tryin bitch :dance:

[Ashley.]

UK person

https://i.imgur.com/BJZFRbs.gif

[Underscore]

https://i.imgur.com/BJZFRbs.gif

:joker::joker:

[JerseyWins]

That gif :joker:

[Smithy]

Me: god my teacher is such an arsehole
American: -shoots up the school-

[Underscore]

Me: god my teacher is such an arsehole
American: -shoots up the school-

:joker::joker:

[JerseyWins]

BYE :skull: :joker:

[Cherie]

https://i.imgur.com/BJZFRbs.gif

:joker:

[RileyH]

Me: god my teacher is such an arsehole
American: -shoots up the school-

AHH

[montblanc]

https://i.imgur.com/BJZFRbs.gif

:joker:

[Marsh.]

litchraly*

Why are you spelling it differently when it's said literally the way the word is spelt? :joker:

[Matthew.]

Why are you spelling it differently when it's said literally the way the word is spelt? :joker:

Yeah I was trying to think of areas where it’s pronounced like that and I can’t think of any :laugh:

[JerseyWins]

Why are you spelling it differently when it's said literally the way the word is spelt? :joker:
It's said "litter-ally"

[JerseyWins]

It's literally NO SHADE to "litchraly" sayers tho :fan:

[Marsh.]

It's said "litter-ally"

Yeah which is how you say it the way you spelled it.

[Liam-]

It's said "litter-ally"

Maybe if you’re a rich white valley girl :idc:

[JerseyWins]

Yeah which is how you say it the way you spelled it.
Since WHEN are "litter" and "litch" pronounced the same way? :joker:


I loov the way the Brits speak though I realleh do :love:

[JerseyWins]

Litter is garbage/rubbish
Litch is a TIBB game showmance between Lewis & Mitchell... so I guess also rubbish

hmm :think:

[Marsh.]

Nobody says Litter :unsure:

Even Americans say Lidderelly.

[Marsh.]

Since WHEN are "litter" and "litch" pronounced the same way? :joker:


I loov the way the Brits speak though I realleh do :love:

You're hooked on a Manc accent loveh.

[JerseyWins]

Nobody says Litter :unsure:

Even Americans say Lidderelly.
Yeah you're right on that "lidder" is more accurate

Litter is pronounced "lidder" too tho :fan:

[JerseyWins]

You're hooked on a Manc accent loveh.
Possibly even though idk what that is :laugh:

But this is what I hear based on seasons of watching CBBUK & BBUK realleh

[JerseyWins]

This wasn't supposed to be an accent/dialect debate thread though :oh:

Someone was supposed to come back with a GOOD American impression :smug:

[Matthew.]

Possibly even though idk what that is :laugh:

But this is what I hear based on seasons of watching CBBUK & BBUK realleh

Manchester eg Chanelle BB18’s accent

[Jason.]

I can't stand when some Americans mimic the British accent by swearing every other word or saying 'mate' or 'bloody 'ell' in an exaggerated English accent.

Makes my toes curl!

[JerseyWins]

I can't stand when some Americans mimic the British accent by swearing every other word or saying mate or bloody 'ell in an exaggerated English accent.

Makes my toes curl!
Are yeh fookin mad m8? Bloody 'ell

[JerseyWins]

Translation: U mad bro?

[Jason.]

Are yeh fookin mad m8? Bloody 'ell

I'll fuqin spark you bruv

[Ant.]

Recently, Americans have realised we don't live in log cabins and don't spend all day eating tea and scones, and since then they've really been trying to find out more about us

It's such a shame Jersey ruins their learning experience with his ignorance :(

[montblanc]

i like when y'all say right :p

RIGHT ah'll 'av it out wiv 'er! :oh:

[Jøsh]

Normal person: You should drink a glass of bath water
Posh UK person: Darrling, you should drink a glarrss of barrth wartor

[Marsh.]

Normal person: Hi
TiBB person: hdhdhdjksksksiisi

[Jøsh]

Normal person: Hello, my friend. Would you like to go out for a meal?
Australian person: Gday, mayte! D'ya wanna head out for a shrimp on the barbie?

[Babayaro.]

Me: Somebody ate literally the last banana, what the hell man!
UK person: Sum-buddy ate litchraly t'lost banawwwnawww, wuh the 'ell m8! Das mad innit?

How do you delete someone else's post?

[Babayaro.]

Normal person: You should drink a glass of bath water
Posh UK person: Darrling, you should drink a glarrss of barrth wartor

Normal person: Hello, my friend. Would you like to go out for a meal?
Australian person: Gday, mayte! D'ya wanna head out for a shrimp on the barbie?

How do you delete someone else's post?

.

[JerseyWins]

How do you delete someone else's post?
'ow jew yew delete someone else's poist?

[JerseyWins]

Honestly I think I'm making up pronunciations at this point :hehe:

[Marsh.]

'ow jew yew delete someone else's poist?

Marc is Scottish so it's more

Oo d'hdhddhjdjsnsjdykdkekskdkd

[Babayaro.]

*tumbleweed*

[Marsh.]

Also, I've noticed "literally" is used quite often by Americans. Not quite often over here.

We wouldn't say "that is literally the last banana" it would just be the last banana. :hehe:

[RileyH]

I say literally all the time

[JerseyWins]

Also, I've noticed "literally" is used quite often by Americans. Not quite often over here.

We wouldn't say "that is literally the last banana" it would just be the last banana. :hehe:
Queen Megan McKenna said it a lot :love: And she said it very "litchraly"-esque :love:

[Marsh.]

I say literally all the time

Literally watching too much Disney channel you are!

[Lostie!]

https://i.imgur.com/5RjidEN.gif?1

[Ant.]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/HandmadeHollowBuckeyebutterfly-size_restricted.gif

[Mitchell]

Litter is garbage/rubbish
Litch is a TIBB game showmance between Lewis & Mitchell... so I guess also rubbish

hmm :think:

I do not remember this

[Beso]

What's the score to you jock ****......facKing 38 all ya snotty nosed ****.

[JerseyWins]

What's the score to you jock ****......facKing 38 all ya snotty nosed ****.
https://i.imgur.com/kzdOVtj.gif

[Ant.]

I think I've convulsed 101 times just by clicking this thread

[Beso]

https://i.imgur.com/kzdOVtj.gif

A real conversation I had today...apart from me calling him a poofy hanky waving lassie as well....did we hug it out and have massive smiles on our faces as we bantered:shrug:..of course we did, cause that was the real world.

[JerseyWins]

I think I've convulsed 101 times just by clicking this thread
A job well done if I do say so myself

[RileyH]

Literally watching too much Disney channel you are!

you're literally a fat old bitch

[Ant.]

A job well done if I do say so myself

It's a shame you didn't get paid for that job. Although maybe it doesn't matter, because you weren't the one convulsing. If you were, you would need as much money as you could get to pay the hospital expenses :pat:

[Marsh.]

My doctor just rang me to tell me I have ebola.

I got it from this thread.

[Ant.]

My doctor just rang me to tell me I have ebola.

I got it from this thread.

:joker:

[Beso]

My doctor just rang me to tell me I have ebola.

I got it from this thread.

So you ain't fat then?

[JerseyWins]

My doctor just rang me to tell me I have ebola.

I got it from this thread.
Eat a banawwwnawww it might help you feel better

[Josy]

Is this the speech impediment thread

[Marsh.]

A real conversation I had today...apart from me calling him a poofy hanky waving lassie as well....did we hug it out and have massive smiles on our faces as we bantered:shrug:..of course we did, cause that was the real world.

You banter with friends. :hee:

[Rob!]

I say literally all the time

Seems like too many syllables for you

[Tom4784]

This thread must be purged with fire and it's ashes scattered to the four winds.

[Marsh.]

So you ain't fat then?

I'm not your wife, no.

[caprimint]

It's literally NO SHADE to "litchraly" sayers tho :fan:
Oop me

But lmao the two accents are between Northerners/Londoners in your first post

[caprimint]

Since WHEN are "litter" and "litch" pronounced the same way? :joker:


I loov the way the Brits speak though I realleh do :love:
Pls don't tell me that you thought I SPOKE LIKE THIS?!?

[caprimint]

Litter is garbage/rubbish
Litch is a TIBB game showmance between Lewis & Mitchell... so I guess also rubbish

hmm :think:
Omg :joker::joker::joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

This thread must be purged with fire and it's ashes scattered to the four winds.

Hgfdghhgg

[JerseyWins]

Pls don't tell me that you thought I SPOKE LIKE THIS?!?
I mean it's kinda the default accent I assume :hehe:

[Smithy]

Me: This thread must be purged with fire and it's ashes scattered to the four winds.
Dezzy: This thread mun be purged with bonny-fire an' it's ashes scattered ter the fawer winds.

:hehe: