Random BBUK quotes thread

[Headie]

**** you, you SILLY little girl!

[Tony Montana]

I feel like I've made some sort of evil plan

[reece(:]

An imbecile is one of the most DEROGATERY names you can call another human being! She's not a fooking imbecile!

[Tony Montana]

I'm sexay, I'm funneh, I'm everythin and everythin

[reece(:]

After 3, hello miss crawford
(ALL) HELLO MISS CRAWFORD
I'd like to thank you all for acknowledging my greatness!

[Tony Montana]

After 3, hello miss crawford
(ALL) HELLO MISS CRAWFORD
I'd like to thank you all for acknowledging my greatness!

Richard was such a prick for doing that

[reece(:]

Richard was such a prick for doing that

A damn mess on Day 2!

[Tony Montana]

A damn mess on Day 2!

Shahbaz = Legend

But I hated how Richard was humiliating him in front of everyone like that. One of my most hated housemates of all time

[Epic.]

"I'm angry. I'm angry that people in this house, like Ash, and like Winston, will back me and Matthew up into a corner where I have to defend myself. I don't need to call people names. Because despite how POOR a background I may have come from, I'm educated. I can SPEAK like an educated person, but lemme tell you something... The day Ash apologizes to me in this house, I pack my stuff and I leave here. Because I will BLOW like Hurricane Toya! Believe me on that one! People need to WISE UP! Smell the damn coffee! Ash had the AUDACITY to say today "Someone in our gang is going!" GANG?!? Are you okay? But lemme tell you something. The gang is about to be DISPERSED! Because we're on Big Brother! This is not Big Ash! Anyone that crosses me now, is GETTING IT :oh: ...Being a power housemate, it's a responsibility, these people not GETTING IT :( . You are effectively, in charge of what happens :( . Who possibly leaves :( . And everybody has a story, and everyone comes here for a reason :( . It's not a popularity contest, we're not in the playground! :( It's not "My gang's more popular than your's!" :( We're AD-ULTS. :( AND IF I HAVE DONE AN-Y-THING--me and Matthew have done anything in this house, it's bringing the truth to the forefront! :bawling: I REFUSE to be kicked, I REFUSE to be shouted at, and I REFUSE to be goaded! :bawling: It will NOT happen! :bawling: So either these people PUT UP WITH IT... or they leave! Through that door!" :bawling:

[Daniel.]

"Is Saskia pregnant? No she's just eaten too much again"

[Daniel.]

Gah messy jayne's quote

"I'm not a bull****ter like YOU"
"What do you mean im a bull****ter?"
"I NEVER SAID THAT"

[Tony Montana]

"I'm angry. I'm angry that people in this house, like Ash, and like Winston, will back me and Matthew up into a corner where I have to defend myself. I don't need to call people names. Because despite how POOR a background I may have come from, I'm educated. I can SPEAK like an educated person, but lemme tell you something... The day Ash apologizes to me in this house, I pack my stuff and I leave here. Because I will BLOW like Hurricane Toya! Believe me on that one! People need to WISE UP! Smell the damn coffee! Ash had the AUDACITY to say today "Someone in our gang is going!" GANG?!? Are you okay? But lemme tell you something. The gang is about to be DISPERSED! Because we're on Big Brother! This is not Big Ash! Anyone that crosses me now, is GETTING IT :oh: ...Being a power housemate, it's a responsibility, these people not GETTING IT :( . You are effectively, in charge of what happens :( . Who possibly leaves :( . And everybody has a story, and everyone comes here for a reason :( . It's not a popularity contest, we're not in the playground! :( It's not "My gang's more popular than your's!" :( We're AD-ULTS. :( AND IF I HAVE DONE AN-Y-THING--me and Matthew have done anything in this house, it's bringing the truth to the forefront! :bawling: I REFUSE to be kicked, I REFUSE to be shouted at, and I REFUSE to be goaded! :bawling: It will NOT happen! :bawling: So either these people PUT UP WITH IT... or they leave! Through that door!" :bawling:


Epic!!!!!

[Tony Montana]

The lady’s not for turning

[Epic.]

"Is Saskia pregnant? No she's just eaten too much again"

Oh my god how come I don't remember this? :laugh2: who said that?

[Tony Montana]

Oh my god how come I don't remember this? :laugh2: who said that?

Kemal

[Guuki]

Deana nominating Victoria saying "She has evil eyes" makes me smile everytime I think of it. :D

[Elliot]

Oh shut up Aaron it’s never your fault is it stupid little boy

[Tony Montana]

Adam's acting like he's on his period

[Elliot]

You’re just like a little mouse that just got ... whatever, the cheese! Eat away! Enjoy that cheese, because it will curdle and you will have a sour mouth!

[Matthew.]

“Bastard bloody mingebag arsehole ****ing arsehole Bea”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/marcus.png

[reece(:]

"That's my little red bed in the corner, they told me"
"HMM I don't think they told you that"

[reece(:]

Don't boo me! I'm FUN :hugesmile:

[Tony Montana]

You're a bully, you're a bully, you're two-face!!!

[Epic.]

Don't boo me! I'm FUN :hugesmile:

The sequel 6 weeks later...

"DON'T BOO ME I HAVEN'T DONE-- *cut off by ad break*"

[Headie]

"It weren't even a valid conversation, it was a DISGUSTING conversation about RIMMING and those kind of things at that time of night!"

[Matthew.]

AVIT
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[Jason.]

"There are children in Africa, they have nothing. THEY'RE ****ing starving."
"Yeah, well I'm half African so I know how they feel!"

[montblanc]

"There are children in Africa, they have nothing. THEY'RE ****ing starving."
"Yeah, well I'm half African so I know how they feel!"

bye :skull::skull:

[Epic.]

YOU KNOW, I REALLY AM FED UP WITH IT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO GET A ****ING THANK YOU OFF OF PEOPLE! IT'S IN THE REAL WORLD, IT'S IN HERE, I MEAN DO YOU KNOW WHWT I SOMETIMES FEEL LIKE DOING? JUST SSSSCREAMING! CAUSE NO ONE SAYS THANK YOU TO ME, EVUH! I SIT THERE AND I HAVE TO ASK PEOPLE FOR A DRINK AND THEY STILL DON'T GET ME ONE! I ALWAYS ASK EVERYONE IF THEY WANT A DRINK, EVERYONE!

I know it's a game and everything, but you haven't got to diminish your SOUL... to survive. I REFUSE TO DIMINISH MY CHARACTER TO SURVIVE, I REFUSE! :bawling: I WOULD RATHER BE HAAATED... THAN MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE SO DISGUSTING AND SORDID TO SURVIVE, I REFUSE!

[thisisdanny]

"There are children in Africa, they have nothing. THEY'RE ****ing starving."
"Yeah, well I'm half African so I know how they feel!"

lmfao who said this?

[brat.]

lmfao who said this?

charley it's one of my fave bb8 moments fff

[thisisdanny]

charley it's one of my fave bb8 moments fff

I don't remember it :laugh2: but i haven't watched BB8 since it aired - except I recently started rewatching but only got up to the first week and have been too busy :bawling: i need to continue

[Headie]

lmfao who said this?

wcSBergBb1M

“I tell you what I have got and have had... dehydration, and I’m dying here!”
“You’re not gonna die of dehydration... there’s African children that are dying of dehydration”
“Yeah and I’m half African so I’m gonna die like them. Could life treat me any worse?”

[Headie]

"That's my little red bed in the corner, they told me"
"HMM I don't think they told you that"

“That’s her bed, they told her she could have that... WINK WINK ;) WINK WINK ;)”

[reece(:]

There's a fridge full of ****ing food in there - you don't know how lucky we are, we're VERY LUCKY!

[Headie]

I dress up as Vicky Pollard every day, I'm showcasing my talents!

[Marsh.]

wcSBergBb1M

“I tell you what I have got and have had... dehydration, and I’m dying here!”
“You’re not gonna die of dehydration... there’s African children that are dying of dehydration”
“Yeah and I’m half African so I’m gonna die like them. Could life treat me any worse?”

:skull: :skull: :skull:

[Greg!]

wcSBergBb1M

“I tell you what I have got and have had... dehydration, and I’m dying here!”
“You’re not gonna die of dehydration... there’s African children that are dying of dehydration”
“Yeah and I’m half African so I’m gonna die like them. Could life treat me any worse?”

This video is a SCREAM! Nicky's random chat about ha dating website experience just tops it off

[Headie]

"God I just feel like such a moaning ***ing bitch bitch bitch!"

[reece(:]

This video is a SCREAM! Nicky's random chat about ha dating website experience just tops it off
They were all freaks! I highlighted them all and deleted them. Then I deleted the app

Me with grindher?

[Epic.]

"uhm science dON'T MOOVE MY BOX, YOU CAN MOVE WHEREVER YOU WANT TO BUT DON'T MOVE MY BOX. YOU'RE INTERFERING WITH MY CIVAWL LIBERTIES. YOU'RE THE MOST ANNOYING BOY IN ENGLAND!"

[Matthew.]

“Tom... People’s Housemate... I think the people are really disappointed!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/18/sukhvinder.png

[Headie]

"What makes me happy? I'm not gonna say food, cos everyone watching will see this and think 'ah, you fat bitch'."

"FOOD! Definitely food :)"

[Tony Montana]

"What makes me happy? I'm not gonna say food, cos everyone watching will see this and think 'ah, you fat bitch'."

"FOOD! Definitely food :)"

Who said that? Wangers?

[Matthew.]

Who said that? Wangers?

Yeah that was from Laura’s VT

[Tony Montana]

Yeah that was from Laura’s VT

:joker: I love her

[reece(:]

Change your hearts, look around you

[Tony Montana]

I wanted to know if you could check the eviction votes on Friday because Carole is doing my absolute head in, i can't stick living with her, it's driving me absolutely nuts, so can you check the votes for me to clarify that it was Billi who left.

She drives me nuts! She gets involved in everything that doesn't concern her, I don't wanna talk to her basically. If she's got something relevant to say, I don't mind her saying it, but if she's gonna blabalon about **** I really don't wanna listen to it because she's driving me absolutely nuts!

I love this rant

[Jake.]

“**** off baggy fanny, your expiry date’s GONE”

[Elliot]

6f3 showmance ****

[Jason.]

Are you DAMN stupid or something? Oh sorry, rhetorical question. :rolleyes:

[Elliot]

My first nomination is Nicole

Nicola

.... shut up don’t be so stupid

[Elliot]

As the Americans say, you’re two tomatos short of a salad

[Headie]

"Is this dude trying to tell me that I don't love my nieces???"

[Tony Montana]

"Is this dude trying to tell me that I don't love my nieces???"

Don't ever put my nieces name in your mouth, that's low.

[Elliot]

Thanks for making my birthday fantastic! Awesome! :I

[Elliot]

Cause she’s done fook all wrong to YOU!

[Headie]

“Piggy at the table, piggy at the table! She’s a piggy at the table... and she’s going to suffer!”

[Elliot]

You had your cheque now get on a plane and **** off

[Elliot]

Don’t talk to me like that! I’m a human person!

[Epic.]

Street-LAIGHT! Pee-PUHUHULL...

[Epic.]

That's double standards and complete wank. I'm sorry but that is complete wank. I was sitting there, I was the recipient of him--WHAT SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IF SOMEBODY GETS OUT OF A CHAIR--IF I GET OUT OF A CHAIR AND GO UP TO YOUR CAMERA AND GO 'UUUUGH' LIKE THAT, that is not as aggressive as sitting there minding your own business saying to someone 'If you're going to do something then, don't just talk about it, you do it' HOW is THAT--you're just talking absolute bollox I'm sorry but think about it think about the words I'm saying, are we talking in different languages? I get up like this, I come up to you 'UUUUGH!' like that and someone's sitting down like 'Alright, do whatever. Go on make me' like that, the only reason you're saying that is cause I'm BIGGER than him! And that's almost like a race thing or an ageist thing or a sexist thing! That is absolute bollox!

~~
Now I haven't got a single thing in the world to gain by smacking around a lil pissant like that. Like, as I said to other people, I could kill him, really honestly kill him with my EYEBROW if I wanted to. There's a million billion people out there, who need a smack. I've never HIT anyone like that in my entire life, and I probably never will. I've got nothing to gain, even by acknowledging his existence outside this house. He has to COME IN HERE and you have to watch it like that and play his little game, because he's in here ****ing hours and hours a day, bloody crying and pissing in his pants about anything that he can get a bit of sympathy about, and it's obviously worked. So SHAME ON YOU for falling for his absolute stupid pathetic transparent little plans, just to come in here and make us all look absolute idiots because that's what he's doing and you're falling for it and it's just... offensive, and it's just spoiling every single thing that your show is supposed to stand for. So you need to grow a pair, and get him in here and say 'Look, it's NOT all about you, you lil facker, there ARE rules in this place you know what I mean?' And make a facking precedent and then hopefully, people watching can get something positive from it instead of ALWAYS fawning to little pissant wankers like that spoiling everything that society has, like, going for it.

[Matthew.]

“Black, black, black, that’s all you ever wear, get some colour in your life you boring cow!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/charley.png

[Tony Montana]

Don’t talk to me like that! I’m a human person!

What do you think i am? A robot?

[Tony Montana]

Street-LAIGHT! Pee-PUHUHULL...

:joker: Classic Ben

[Matthew.]

https://i.imgur.com/f31MtGX.jpg

[Dogeatdog]

Now I haven't got a single thing in the world to gain by smacking around a lil pissant like that. Like, as I said to other people, I could kill him, really honestly kill him with my EYEBROW if I wanted to.

I laughed so much the first time I watched this. One of my favourite diary room rants.

[reece(:]

“Black, black, black, that’s all you ever wear, get some colour in your life you boring cow!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/charley.png

Well i guess black’s better than..NO TROUSERS!

[Headie]

"I wouldn't fly all the way to Australia me mate for this show. Hmph! More fool you! More fool you! I only had to come an hour on the train... not from the other side of the world!"

[Matthew.]

“Look around this room, where the bloody hell do I start? That Lesley, what do you make of that Lesley, she’s rather frightening. I mean she’s the authentic fishwife - tits hanging out, effing and blinding, knickers up her arse. My gosh, hard to believe in this day and age that they still produce people like that. She said she’s never eaten a parsnip before! Weird... I think she thought the parnsip was a vibrator or something, the way she looked at it.”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/derek.png

[Tony Montana]

That's double standards and complete wank. I'm sorry but that is complete wank. I was sitting there, I was the recipient of him--WHAT SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? IF SOMEBODY GETS OUT OF A CHAIR--IF I GET OUT OF A CHAIR AND GO UP TO YOUR CAMERA AND GO 'UUUUGH' LIKE THAT, that is not as aggressive as sitting there minding your own business saying to someone 'If you're going to do something then, don't just talk about it, you do it' HOW is THAT--you're just talking absolute bollox I'm sorry but think about it think about the words I'm saying, are we talking in different languages? I get up like this, I come up to you 'UUUUGH!' like that and someone's sitting down like 'Alright, do whatever. Go on make me' like that, the only reason you're saying that is cause I'm BIGGER than him! And that's almost like a race thing or an ageist thing or a sexist thing! That is absolute bollox!

~~
Now I haven't got a single thing in the world to gain by smacking around a lil pissant like that. Like, as I said to other people, I could kill him, really honestly kill him with my EYEBROW if I wanted to. There's a million billion people out there, who need a smack. I've never HIT anyone like that in my entire life, and I probably never will. I've got nothing to gain, even by acknowledging his existence outside this house. He has to COME IN HERE and you have to watch it like that and play his little game, because he's in here ****ing hours and hours a day, bloody crying and pissing in his pants about anything that he can get a bit of sympathy about, and it's obviously worked. So SHAME ON YOU for falling for his absolute stupid pathetic transparent little plans, just to come in here and make us all look absolute idiots because that's what he's doing and you're falling for it and it's just... offensive, and it's just spoiling every single thing that your show is supposed to stand for. So you need to grow a pair, and get him in here and say 'Look, it's NOT all about you, you lil facker, there ARE rules in this place you know what I mean?' And make a facking precedent and then hopefully, people watching can get something positive from it instead of ALWAYS fawning to little pissant wankers like that spoiling everything that society has, like, going for it.

Legendary rant :worship:

[Epic.]

"Oh SHUT UP you ****ing WENCH! Let me speak :) "

[Elliot]

Quit following me around this ****ing house dappy ! **** off!

[Matthew.]

“Umm... Saiwash... second nominate is Saiwash because the reason is inappropriate language with females and quite really this is a family TV show and lot of females and lot of younger generations are watching and the 2 minutes talking about sexual orientation, and I can’t do this, which is not good for the show and him and the show as well, and yesterday the task was going really well as well...”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/sree.png

[Epic.]

"Yesterday, Darnell walked in on Michael in the toilet, washing his genitalia, with a cup...”

[Epic.]

"Might be a bit upset cause last night I did SAY that I might have fancied Adele a little bit, but now I found out that she has a... she has a GIRLFRIEND... which is Just My Luck because I always end up sort of fancying the people that are erm... out of my reach.... ...But hell, that's part of life. And you gotta deal with things like that. And... I'M 23, I'M YOUNG, I'M FULL OF CUM, so who gives a ****? Thank you Big Brother."

[Matthew.]

“You’re blackophobic innit!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/kieron.png

[Epic.]

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/kieron.png Listen yeah, he deserves... everything he gets...

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/craig.png Whyyyyyy?

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/kieron.png Why? Cause he's a PRICK!

[Dogeatdog]

“Your the most annoying boy in England”
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/derek.png

[Dogeatdog]

Big Brother can you open the larder and can we have our shopping cause that selfish yank has just eaten all the ****ing food and me and Imogen have got nothing to eat for breakfast now. He’s had four bowls of cornflakes yesterday, FOUR and they’re not just normal bowls, they’re ****ing mountains of cornflakes, like a mountain and a whole bag of sugar, we’re running out of sugar as well cause of him and now ****ing goes and finshes the whole thing of cornflakes massive mountains and me and Imogen wanted to have them and now there’s none.

“Oh look there’s porridge oats, porridge oats are good for you they’re healthy” well why don’t you have them you fat ox!

[reece(:]

I'm UPSET for my own reasons which I don't wish to disclose now!

[Headie]

"You just pulled the blanket off an old woman! No offence Les!"

[Matthew.]

“I think that I could eat a brick and my stomach acid would dissolve it.”

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/marcus.png

[Epic.]

"Some dog food's nice, like the biscuits and that. I eat cat biscuits all the time. Cats' biscuits are delicious. Not tuna or anything like that, like ones with chicken in"
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/marcus.png

[Daniel.]

“That Saskia....shes like a man in draaaaaag”

[Matthew.]

“If you want me to shout at you, I’ll shout at you! THIS is ****IN SHOUTING!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/brian.png

[Headie]

"The one and only Charley :hee: which is why I got the unique experience, I must say :hee:"

[Tony Montana]

“If you want me to shout at you, I’ll shout at you! THIS is ****IN SHOUTING!”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/brian.png

''You look pathetic, Brian, how you you feel? You look pathetic''

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/charley.png

[Elliot]

Hurry! Quickly! We’ve got to get ready!

Alright calm down.....

No why should I calm down you never do!

Neither do you, you’re always playing up for the cameras!

... bitch.

[Matthew.]

''You look pathetic, Brian, how you you feel? You look pathetic''

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/charley.png

...You’re a clown.

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/brian.png

[CiaraNelly2000]

Shilpa- “you know what. Your claim to fame is this!”

Jade-“na na na my claim to fame is meeting you. You ****in loser!”

[Lostie!]

Oh Gerry, shut up.
You SHADDAP!

[Dogeatdog]

Heads shoulders knees and toes knees and toes!!
Heads shoulders knees and toes knees and toes and eyes and ears and mouth and nose!!
Heads shoulders knees and toes knees and toes!!
https://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/maxwell.png

[Epic.]

"The shopping arrived, and it was REALLY like as you see on the screens of the nation. You see starving children in SOMAAALIA... and their big brown eyes looking up into the sky... as the eiffel playing descends to... throw food parcels and they all RUN and they GRAB and they fight each other... because they know that every grain matters... but this isn't Somalia... this is the Big Brother house... then they don't share things out properly so everybody has to hide out things like their fruit, their drinks, what kind of morality is that?? It makes me sick in the stomach. We've just discovered that Max... lied to everybody about the shopping list, I was not involved in the shopping list, but he came in here unbeknown to anybody else and deducted essential items from the shopping list like fruit and veg and so on... we've got two carrots... two carrots to last us the whole week... and there are ten people in the house. But MAX... has put 8 or 10 cans of cider on the list and... where... where are the cans of cider now? 'Well let's hide them in his drawer and Saskia's drawer and Anthony's drawer!' Well they're the only three people that seem to matter..."
https://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/derek.png

[Greg!]

I just like to be single and have a laugh and just go out there and blaze it up. I like to have everyone up, everything. Do you get me?

[Epic.]

Although he walks as though he's got no balls, don't be deceived by that. He's got more balls than all the straight men... put together in this house...
https://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/derek.png

[Epic.]

It's more difficult for Makosi and me because, both our boxes have to howse our lawge PERSONALITIES as WELL!
https://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/derek.png

:bawling: ...Shut up Derek
https://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/makosi.png

[Dogeatdog]

I CANNY BE BOTHERED MAN, WITH THIS ****E!! Keep flippin getting into bickering arguments over nowt.
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/anthony.png

[Greg!]

http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/sara.png
Caroline is one of the nastiest people I have ever come across! I can't stand her!

[Tony Montana]

Oh shut up Arron you’re nothing but a disgusting rapscallion

[Marsh.]

"You just pulled the blanket off an old woman! No offence Les!"

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Greg!]

Bonnie: [while talking really fast and drawing out the last word] "Oh yeah, people say to me 'oh, you talk really fast and drag your last word ouuutttt' :mad:''

[Epic.]

I'm so glad that I've had the opportunity to meet you in real life cause I've never met anyone like you before!
https://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/deana.png

How?
https://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/caroline.png

You just completely say what you're thinking! You're sarcastic twenty four seven!
https://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/13/deana.png

[Liam-]

‘Maybe Nadia’s on her period’
‘... yeah ... unlikely, but maybe’

[Dogeatdog]

How will I know if he really loves me, I say a prayer with every heartbeat.
Can’t run from myself, THERE’S NO WHERE TO HIIIIIIIIDE!!!!
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/sam.png

What the hell is this?
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/roberto.png

Ask her whether she wants to win votes or lose them because if she wants to win votes to stay in the house she’d better stop singing
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/derek.png

What a singeerrr
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/roberto.png

[Tony Montana]

i'm really worried about the intelligence in this house.
Don't even talk about intelligence love, don't even talk about it.
Shut up bitch!
WHAT?!!!!!!

[Greg!]

(Sunshine before the task where they eat a meal in the air on that table thing)

I HAVE TO STAY ON THE GROUND. I HAVE A MEDICALLY DIAGNOSED FEAR OF HEIGHTS. I HAVE TO TAKE MEDICATION BEFORE GETTING ON A PLANE. I'M STAYING ON THE GROUND.

[Cal.]

Oh my ****ing word. ****ing some greedy ***** in here man just eat eat eat eat. They need to think about less food-WELL HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT WHEN I HAVENT EATEN CAROLE? HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE SAYING THAT?-OH I DONT KNOW WHY OTHER PEOPLE GET INVOLVED THOUGH WHEN ITS NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

[Greg!]

Oh my ****ing word. ****ing some greedy ***** in here man just eat eat eat eat. They need to think about less food-WELL HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT WHEN I HAVENT EATEN CAROLE? HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE SAYING THAT?-OH I DONT KNOW WHY OTHER PEOPLE GET INVOLVED THOUGH WHEN ITS NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

Omg this pops into my head all the time, they way she says business :laugh2:

[Greg!]

An IMBECILE is one of the most DEROGATORY FOOKING THINGS you can call another human being!

[Kate!]

Literally anything that came out of Marcus' mouth. Genius.

[Cal.]

AH FOUGHT YA WORE YA HEART ON YA SLEEVE, AND YA SAID HOW IT WAS! CLEARY YOU DUNT, YA ****ING STUPID TWAT!

**** OFF! GET some bloody class ya weirdo man!

GERRA WISH ANNUR HURR BRUSH YA FAT BITCH!

[Cal.]

AH FOUGHT YA WORE YA HEART ON YA SLEEVE, AND YA SAID HOW IT WAS! CLEARY YOU DUNT, YA ****ING STUPID TWAT!

**** OFF! GET some bloody class ya weirdo man!

GERRA WISH ANNUR HURR BRUSH YA FAT BITCH!

Rumour has it Helen vs Danielle inspired Stonewall

[CiaraNelly2000]

Loved Danielle

[Greg!]

She finks the show... is Big Brother... Nikki style... 2006.

[Matthew.]

Nothin wrong with Jade Goodier

[Greg!]

She finks the show... is Big Brother... Nikki style... 2006.

Ugh rewatching BB7 has given me a new level of appreciation of Aisleyne. What an absolute LEGEND!

[Tony Montana]

Literally anything that came out of Marcus' mouth. Genius.

Well, I think you're a ****ing fat ****! That's what I think of you!

[Tony Montana]

Ugh rewatching BB7 has given me a new level of appreciation of Aisleyne. What an absolute LEGEND!

One of the best housemates of all time. She was robbed.

[brat.]

I’ll tell you something darling, you need to go dye your roots and take a good look in the mirror because you’re a state!

[Greg!]

I’ve had the dead daughter row stuck in my head all day :skull:

But she didn’t die, Jemima!
SHE FACKIN DID IN MY ARMS!

[Tony Montana]

I’ve had the dead daughter row stuck in my head all day :skull:

But she didn’t die, Jemima!
SHE FACKIN DID IN MY ARMS!

One of the best and most hilarious arguments ever!

[Tony Montana]

Look at you, with your cheap Primark shoes.

[Matthew.]

Kemal: “Where is the hood then?”
Science: “THE HOOD IS IN LEEDS”
Kemal: “I’m embarrassed on your behalf!”

[Tony Montana]

Whatever Minger
Minger?!
Cos that is what you are
Wanker! Get outta here

[chris.g]

Even Davina will be at home.. flickin her bean

[Epic.]

"Brush yet teeth, yeah? PLAQUE, ATTACK! Or sumin', WHAT is goin ON?! PLAQUE ATTACK! :shocked: POOOOO"

[Dogeatdog]

How can you forget? It says in bold writing PLEASE KNOCK
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/victor.png

[Cal.]

Ugh rewatching BB7 has given me a new level of appreciation of Aisleyne. What an absolute LEGEND!

One of the best housemates of all time. She was robbed.

Tea!

It’s sad people don’t appreciate her anymore because of BB16.

[Greg!]

I should stay over Becky because Becky is an actress and if you wanted to watch acting then you may as well watch... a soap! :)

[Tony Montana]

Oh shut up Arron, it’s never your fault, is it? You stupid, little boy!

[Tony Montana]

Adam’s acting like he’s on his period

[QueenCharley]

it's not my fault i've got a natural curl to ma hayuhr

[QueenCharley]

Yoo scruffeh little slut

[Epic.]

I should stay over Becky because Becky is an actress and if you wanted to watch acting then you may as well watch... a soap! :)

:joker: Deana always had to get that Becky dig in, even when they were both up against Arron and Conor

[Epic.]

Tea!

It’s sad people don’t appreciate her anymore because of BB16.

I thought she was really annoying and overbearing in BB16, but I do still LOVE her in BB7, so it's sad that I can only say I like her overall

[Epic.]

**** OFF! GET some bloody class ya weirdo man!

"That was MY, fukkin, FESH!"
:love:

[Daniel-X]

Period.... period? Are you joking?

[CiaraNelly2000]

She finks the show... is Big Brother... Nikki style... 2006.

Who said this?

[CiaraNelly2000]

Ooh ooh ooh took nikkis beer ?

[CiaraNelly2000]

You’re a dirty a55 sk4nk and I want nothing to do with you

[CiaraNelly2000]

You’re the skid mark society

[CiaraNelly2000]

she just called me a dirty pr0stitute

[CiaraNelly2000]

-What’s your name
X-bonner
-bonnner??
X-no Bonnee

[reece(:]

You’re a dirty a55 sk4nk and I want nothing to do with you

Those words aren't filtered :joker:

[Tony Montana]

Those words aren't filtered :joker:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Tony Montana]

Who said this?

I think Aisleyne.

[Greg!]

Davina: LOOK, she (Susie) spent FOUR YEARS and FOUR GRAND to get on this show, and she made tea. WHY!? I predict a riot AFTER THE BREAK!

[Dogeatdog]

It was running down my leg like a multicoloured egg diarrhea, diarrhea
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/saskia.png

It was trickling down my knee... and it looked like gravy diarrhea, diarrhea
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/maxwell.png

Had a wet fart and it shot out like a dart diarrhea, diarrhea
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/anthony.png

I was sittin in the attic and it shot out automatic diarrhea, diarrhea
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/saskia.png

Comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun diarrhea, diarrhea
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/maxwell.png

I was sittin on the grass and it shot out me arse diarrhea, diarrhea
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/saskia.png

[Headie]

"They must think I'm bothered do I look like I- I can admit since I've been here mate it's been a holigay ca- holiday camp for me... **** it, let everyone do it, I'll sit on my arse"

[Greg!]

Chris mate, sorry, and I know you’re a softy, but very, very stupid reason mate.

[Greg!]

Shallow and selfish? I think you're very insecure and very jealous. Clearly you're racist.

[Lostie!]

It was running down my leg like a multicoloured egg diarrhea, diarrhea
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/saskia.png

It was trickling down my knee... and it looked like gravy diarrhea, diarrhea
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/maxwell.png

Had a wet fart and it shot out like a dart diarrhea, diarrhea
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/anthony.png

I was sittin in the attic and it shot out automatic diarrhea, diarrhea
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/saskia.png

Comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun diarrhea, diarrhea
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/maxwell.png

I was sittin on the grass and it shot out me arse diarrhea, diarrhea
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/06/saskia.png

https://festivalsherpa-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Disgusted-GIF.gif

[Headie]

"Gerry chucked some as well :smug:"

[Epic.]

"Talking to me like a ****ing piece of **** I don't ****ing think so. Listen I was gonna help her so easily, I said 'D'ya know what, Chanelle?' and she was like 'NEUAX YEW FOOKIN LISTEN TO MEE FAH FACKS SAKE!' ...And what I was gonna say 'CHANELLE? Calm down mate, we'll all help you!' OH NO.... ****ing LIBERTY..."

[Dogeatdog]

I’ll tell you wot, I was ****ing grafting for 2 hours to try and get em to put ****ing cider on the list and they wouldn’t do it, so I went in there doctored it a little bit got 4 ciders and that’s me I don’t give a **** I won’t av no sweets, they can suck me off cos I don’t give a ****.

[T*]

“are they ho-heat lights?... are they heat lights?”
“nicky by their very nature lights are hot; these aren’t specifically heat lamps”
“...okay ...didn’t need the first remark ‘by the nature” maki-..trying to make me look stupid”

[Greg!]

You know what? I was bothered that Nicky went over you, VERY bothered, cos she’s REAL!

[Greg!]

Carole... Ziggeh, Ah durrnt feel well. :( Where’s my antibiotics?