I once got banned for..

[Beso]

Have you ever been banned from your local?


Or anywhere else, like the chippy.

Or something cute like a room if someone's making you something.

I got banned from Sunday school when I was 4 yr old...45 yrs ago...for soiling my pants.

My mum came and picked me up, me weeping and stinking in the corner next to the tiny piano, itchy Sunday school shorts holding the weight of my sobbing jobby.


I'm not sure if I was technically banned, but that's the story my mum tells.

[Ramsay]

2 months for sneaking cans into a bar

[Cherie]

dancing on the tables and being too drunk in the Archway Tavern :flutter:

[Smithy]

Calling Scott a fat **** :bored:

[UserSince2005]

ruining someones leaving surprise

[Beso]

2 months for sneaking cans into a bar

Naughty..

I remember my local video arcade turned into a bar..so they knew how old I was when I had a milk round...

Anyway, my local bobby who happened to be my mate at schools dad walked in and nicked me at 16yr old..took my pint away..for evidence..HE SAID.



Booked me at the door of the place and I just turned round, walked back in and they flipping sold me another one..... (I did a milk round that involved collecting money on a friday)

Ended up hating that scenario that much that I stood up on a table and just pishe'd all over the tacky **** hole....





It's a barbers now.

[Beso]

dancing on the tables and being too drunk in the Archway Tavern :flutter:

Is it next week your allowed back?

[Marsh.]

Telling James that Han Solo dies.

[Beso]

ruining someones leaving surprise

How come nobody gets gobby describing experiences on here.....spit it out....

[Beso]

2 months for sneaking cans into a bar

Talks us through the night.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Bending a teaspoon in an Italian cafe

[Beso]

Telling James that Han Solo dies.

He told me he thought you were being cryptic.

[Beso]

Bending a teaspoon in an Italian cafe

:joker:wtf:shrug::laugh:

[Cherie]

Is it next week your allowed back?

tomorrow

[smudgie]

Banned from local as a youngster for fighting:fist:
Banned from nightclub for smoking hash, dancing with the boss and telling him to keep his hands off me.
Banned from school:blush:

[Beso]

Banned from local as a youngster for fighting:fist:
Banned from nightclub for smoking hash, dancing with the boss and telling him to keep his hands off me.
Banned from school:blush:

You better be telling that man of yours that he's a lucky man.:blush:


Edinburgh hash should be applauded, not discriminated against:fist:

[Beso]

tomorrow

Cherie, you said the archway...that was Sunday hun.:joker:

[AnnieK]

Smoking in a club after the smoking ban came in, got barred for 4 weeks

[Rob!]

Quoting a book title :hmph:

[Ant.]

i once got banned from the library

[Beso]

Smoking in a club after the smoking ban came in, got barred for 4 weeks

Oh, haha..

A bit like me when the poll tax came in a year early in scotland.

Locals were battling against an invading horde of hell angels in Samanthas bar...the whole street got shut off after the Edinburgh police came down with thier police dogs..me, 17yr old....pay no poll tax, pay no poll tax...like the dog understood what I was saying:shrug:


I banned myself from youthful exuberance, after finding out a dog wI'll not be the one going home with its tail.between it's legs.

[Amy Jade]

From a club called off the wall for smashing a light fitting.

Blackpool wetherspoons for throwing up but it was food poisoning rather than drink

[Cal.]

Banned from most taxi companies near me for giving them abuse
Banned from my whole town centre for 48 hours for fighting
Banned from a football club near me for being drunk and then trespassing when I was like 15

[Cal.]

Banned from most taxi companies near me for giving them abuse
Banned from my whole town centre for 48 hours for fighting
Banned from a football club near me for being drunk and then trespassing when I was like 15

All of these involve alcohol :worry:

[Beso]

Banned from my whole town centre for 48 hours for fighting


The polis were taking the piss.

[Marsh.]

All of these involve alcohol :worry:

Think it's time you gave up the booze love.

[Zizu]

Banned from my whole town centre for 48 hours for fighting


The polis were taking the piss.



Denial ....


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[Beso]

Denial ....


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You can ask cal, cause I don't fancy the bitch slap.:nono::nono:hun

[Gusto Brunt]

Hating on a BB housemate. ;)

[Niamh.]

Telling James that Han Solo dies.

I would have perma banned you for that :hee:

[Niamh.]

Hating on a BB housemate. ;)

I bet that's not the full story though

[Niamh.]

Gusto you've literally never been banned :suspect:

[The Slim Reaper]

Gusto you've literally never been banned :suspect:

First time for everything?

I got banned from a restaurant for clicking my fingers and saying Garcon. In my defence I was joking with my friends on our table, just as a waitress was walking out from the kitchen so it looked worse than it was intended to be.

[Niamh.]

First time for everything?

I got banned from a restaurant for clicking my fingers and saying Garcon. In my defence I was joking with my friends on our table, just as a waitress was walking out from the kitchen so it looked worse than it was intended to be.

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[Daniel.]

I got banned from my schol library for a bit for pretending that I had a pass to get to the front of the lunch que due to library use gah

TiBB wise I got a three month ban fr photoshopping a photo....that I never did, I can't even use photoshop

[Wizard.]

No

[Daniel-X]

Got banned from my local shopping arcade when I was about 11 for messing around in the lift
Got banned from two taxi companies near me, one for calling an operator a ‘cünt’ and one for arguing with a taxi driver about an AUX lead lmao

[Marsh.]

I would have perma banned you for that :hee:

:omgno:

Funny thing was, I've never seen Star Wars in my life and it was a guess.

[Cherie]

TiBBers are an aggressive lot

[Tony Montana]

:omgno:

Funny thing was, I've never seen Star Wars in my life and it was a guess.

You've never seen Star Wars? :omgno:

Watch it asap

[Crimson Dynamo]

I remember I got banned for 3 days when I posted that I wished we could push Ireland over to America, and leave it there

Not sure who banned me but I think probably MTVN

:think:

[Beso]

TiBBers are an aggressive lot

I'm glad I'm not a taxi driver.:nono:

[Daniel-X]

Got banned from my local shopping arcade when I was about 11 for messing around in the lift
Got banned from two taxi companies near me, one for calling an operator a ‘cünt’ and one for arguing with a taxi driver about an AUX lead lmao

Oh and I got ‘banned’ from a McDonalds near me when I was sixteen for drinking vodka inside and giving cheek to the workers. Mind you I have returned and they’ve not recognised me.

[Vicky.]

I am banned for life apparently from a bar in newcastle after I asked..seriously too, not taking the piss (though I was very drunk it may have came across wrong and friends found it hilarious so it might well have :umm2: ) if a barmaid wanted some help as it looked like she was struggling and men were shouting at her about how slow she was. Turned out it was the owner, and she did not appreciate having a woman point out she was being slow, though none of the blokes who were literally shouting abuse at her were chucked out. Hmm. Have been back in many times like, 'life ban' is stupid.

Other bans include a shopping centre for shoplifting as a teen (obviously acceptable..though another 'life' ban and have been in loads as an adult and nobody noticed), a few bars because OTHER PEOPLE were fighting and I tried to calm stuff down so got bloody blamed. A bar in Durham where my mother glassed my dads wife.and again I was trying to chill things but my dads wife apparently said I was part of the problem :rolleyes: , and the loos in another shopping centre for...bleeding on the floor. Had a bad cut and figured it was best to try sort it out in the loo than continue to bleed around the shopping centre, cleaner went bloody mental..

[JerseyWins]

Never been banned from anywhere before :douf:

[Ant.]

I once got perma banned on a Zelda forum for asking if someone actually had friends

I don't regret it x

[Gstar]

Got kicked out of a club before even entering because I was arguing with the security guy. He was an absolute **** and I can tell he was homophobic

[armand.kay]

the hooligans JUMPED out

[Marsh.]

and the loos in another shopping centre for...bleeding on the floor. Had a bad cut and figured it was best to try sort it out in the loo than continue to bleed around the shopping centre, cleaner went bloody mental..

:joker: As though you thought "I'm gonna cut me mother****ing finger and leave blood all over that nice clean floor".

[RileyH]

when i was younger i got banned from a shop for stealing sweets more or less every morning before school it took ages before i got caught tho bc i'd go in with friends and sneak stuff in my pocket as they were paying :shame:

[Ant.]

when i was younger i got banned from a shop for stealing sweets more or less every morning before school it took ages before i got caught tho bc i'd go in with friends and sneak stuff in my pocket as they were paying :shame:

tramp

[RileyH]

tramp

shut up bitch

[Marsh.]

when i was younger i got banned from a shop for stealing sweets more or less every morning before school it took ages before i got caught tho bc i'd go in with friends and sneak stuff in my pocket as they were paying :shame:

Trash.

[Shaun]

I've never been banned from a bar/pub/shop :worry: I guess I have class and none of you do

[Marsh.]

Wow, so 70% of this forum were bloody dragged up. :hmph: