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Beso
22-03-2019, 12:23 AM
Paul merson. ...Robbie fowler....dave seamen....


Me I would dump Paul merson in a ditch due to his gambling addiction, he would be missed and u wouldn't want to be the one having to kill him so you would have to hide his body cause you would be hated by the public if they new you had just murdered Paul for a game...but it would be for the best for him.



I would marry robbie, a bloke who has never done drugs, but is often found in a pile of his own urine afer a night out, but you could profit from his guilt when you are in your early forties...he he is a keeper.



Which brings me to dave seamen..my secret ****...a goalkeeper...huge in stature, but slow in nature...have you seen what's made half those saves!! Just don't let robbie know when we get pregnant that daves Christian name is a double entendre, because your husbands pet name for your kid that soils it nappy wouldn't be easy to take as you watch him drunkenly change the diaper.

:nono:

Twosugars
22-03-2019, 12:39 AM
oh no, Parm's gone gay again :eek:

Beso
22-03-2019, 07:21 AM
oh no, Parm's gone gay again :eek:

So you would **** me, who would you dump I a ditch?!

Crimson Dynamo
22-03-2019, 08:57 AM
Parmy dont turn, you can be cured by Jesus a Nigerian Pastor and £400

:worry:

Nicky91
22-03-2019, 08:59 AM
Shag: AJ Pritchard

Marry: Kylie Jenner

Dump in a ditch: Piers Morgan (never liked that smug prick anyway :fan: )

Babayaro.
22-03-2019, 09:29 AM
Shag: AJ Pritchard

Marry: Kylie Jenner

Dump in a ditch: Piers Morgan (never liked that smug prick anyway :fan: )

Bye :skull:

Twosugars
22-03-2019, 11:45 AM
So you would **** me, who would you dump I a ditch?!

it was you in your avi a day or two ago huh?

Morgan.
22-03-2019, 12:38 PM
Shag: AJ Pritchard

Marry: Kylie Jenner

Dump in a ditch: Piers Morgan (never liked that smug prick anyway :fan: )

I thought you would shag Georgina Cantwell then dump her in a ditch

Nicky91
22-03-2019, 01:16 PM
I thought you would shag Georgina Cantwell then dump her in a ditch

:omgno:

i would never do that to her

Beso
28-03-2019, 06:26 PM
it was you in your avi a day or two ago huh?

Yes

Twosugars
29-03-2019, 12:38 AM
Yes

silver fox